My Entire Family’s Gone Haywire!

The Empress Dowager has a solid foundation. The eldest grandson likes to grow crops and is a fool.

When Uncle Gu carried him to Jingzhao Prefecture, the old lady suddenly said: "I remember where my home is, can you carry me back?"

Everyone in the Gu family: "?"

Uncle Gu: "Old lady, I see you also have money on you. How about we hire a car for you and take you back? It doesn't take much effort for me to carry you. You don't weigh as much as a bundle of firewood. That's right. I'll carry you back." You're wasting your time, I just arrived in the capital yesterday and haven't gone around yet!"

The Queen Mother: "Okay!"

Well, the eldest grandson is just stupid, not stupid.

A carriage was hired, but the old lady didn't need them to take her there, and went home alone.

Uncle Gu has done good things since he first came to the capital. Well, I still get along well with the capital. Let’s go shopping!

Several people were passing by a restaurant, and suddenly, a jar flew down from the second floor. It almost hit Uncle Gu on the head.

Uncle Gu was so frightened that he stretched out his hands, subconsciously trying to protect the children.

"Ah! My marshal! My marshal!" A head stuck out from the second floor and shouted in horror.

Gu Hui and Gu Xin recognized that this was Prince Kang. Their family were all dandies in the capital. Prince Kang's hobbies included fighting crickets, cockfighting, raising birds, flowers, and fishing.

Before the Gu family could react, Prince Kang ran down.

Prince Kang pointed at Uncle Gu: "You, you, you, lift your feet!"

Uncle Gu felt confused and stood still.

Prince Kang hugged Uncle Gu's legs: "My marshal!"

Uncle Gu: "Hey, I said there's something wrong with you! You almost hit me when you threw a can, and you're still crying with me?"

Prince Kang tried his best to pull out Uncle Gu's leg, but he couldn't pull it out.

Gu Dabo was amused: "What are you doing with my legs? It's like I'm trampling your son to death."

King Kang pointed at Uncle Gu: "You, you murderer! You just stepped on my son to death."

Uncle Gu lifted his feet by himself. Well, there was a cricket under his feet. He was holding the cricket up.

King Kang became even more sad: "Come here, kill this murderer for me..."

Uncle Gu immediately put his arms around Prince Kang's shoulders: "Brother, as for you, no matter what, I can't be called a murderer. At best, I am just a cricket murderer! By the way, you call yourself the king. Your surname is Ye, and you are the emperor. ?”

King Kang pushed Uncle Gu away: "You unruly man, you killed my marshal, and you still want to call me brother, you are dreaming! I will sue you!"

Uncle Gu brought the person over again: "Oh, what are you suing for? You can't be so violent! Let me tell you, I played with this cricket from the age of three to twenty-three, and then I became invincible. It’s meaningless. Marshal, when I look at your head and appearance, I can’t do it!”

King Kang: "You can't do it! My marshal, that's one of the best crickets in the capital."

Uncle Gu: "You even said you could still be number two! Mine is number one, and it will definitely not be number two. Well, you almost smashed my head just now and almost made my children young. You lost your father. Seeing that I trampled your cricket son to death, we will offset it. As a master of cricket fighting, I understand the pain in your heart. Prince, but, you fight with others, the jar and the cricket are both If you are thrown away by others, does that mean that others are bullying you? At this time, shouldn't you go find the person who threw your things? Why are you angry with me? "

Without waiting for King Kang to answer, Uncle Gu continued: "This cricket, we need to look at its teeth, and then look at its..."