My Entire Family’s Gone Haywire!

"Yes, two years ago. I was born by the fat lady, and I passed through her and was in her belly." Gu Ren felt that he had betrayed his mother and felt a little awkward.

How could Peng Yizhu, who had raised his son for twenty years, not see what he was thinking, so he smiled and said, "Then I guess you were also born by her in modern times."

Gu Ren: "?"

Peng Yizhu: "Hahaha, you are stupid! Did you tell Niannian that she is not your father's biological sister? Then I will also tell you that you and Sanniu were not born by your parents. You were put on the doorstep of the house. Yes, San Niu was adopted by us from the orphanage."

Gu Ren: "!"

Do you want to be so cruel?

Gu Nian ran out just in time to hear this sentence, and she was speechless.

Peng Yizhu waved her hand: "Nian Nian, fortunately you are here, otherwise your brother and I would both be guilty."

Gu Ren: "Mom, you and my father are dead in modern times."

The joy of seeing his nephew just now disappeared instantly. Peng Yizhu wanted to hit his son.

Gu Nian smiled and said, "Sister-in-law, are you telling the truth? Didn't you do it to deceive Erdan?"

Peng Yizhu nodded: "I'm not lying to you. I used to have a familial hereditary disease and was not suitable for having children. Your brother said we should adopt, but ended up picking up two eggs before the adoption. Including you, we never said anything . Something happened to you, and we only told Erdan and Sanniu about it."

Gu Ren was depressed.

Peng Yizhu tugged on the hat he was wearing and said with a smile: "Maybe this is our previous life! You don't know, my dad, oh, no, it's Old General Peng who really looks like my modern dad, and I too I really have four brothers, and they are all very good to me. Erdan, you have never met my grandpa, but you have met your uncle. If you don’t believe it, go and see him when you get to Kuncheng. He will definitely be the same as several of your uncles."

Gu Nian: "...sister-in-law, this is not a previous life, this is a book written by Erdan."

Gu Ren nodded: "Yes, Mom. Gu Nian is a character in the book, and I also wrote several generals Peng based on my uncles. They are all to help the male protagonist conquer the world. But I didn't write about you, my mother!"

Peng Yizhu's eyes lit up: "Then did you write about your father and San Niu? You wrote Nian Nian as a vicious female supporting character. Your uncle asked the male protagonist to find out. Did you write your father as a stepping stone for the male protagonist? Your sister usually always If I ask for something from you and sue you, does that make your sister a vicious supporting actress?"

Gu Ren was shocked.

He kept silent.

Peng Yizhu and Gu Nian, who knew him well, immediately knew that this brat had really done this!

The two of them pulled Gu Ren's little fat face from left to right, and said in unison: "Tell me, who is it?"

Gu Ren was about to cry.

Why did he write a book? Why write a book?

Woo woo woo...

At this time, Gu Xin, who was making something, glanced outside and saw Renren being slapped in the face by an aunt she had just met, so she ran out quickly.

Gu Xin ran to the three of them and said, "Sister, Aunt Peng Wu, what are you doing forbearing? Don't make fun of him. His skin is so tender that he will get frostbite in the winter."

Gu Ren struggled to get away, turned around and threw herself into Gu Xin's arms: "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Third Sister, they are grabbing my face, they are bad, I don’t want to play with them!"

Peng Yizhu \u0026 Gu Nian: "!"

Gu Xin knelt down and hugged Gu Ren, patted his back and coaxed: "It's okay, it's okay, don't cry! It's getting dark, if you cry again, the wolf will come from you. Be good, wait until you get to your new home, Third Sister Give you some candy!”

Gu Ren buried his head on Gu Xin's shoulder: "Yeah."

Then he looked at Gu Nian and Peng Yizhu with his little eyes proudly.

Thanks to [Wen Yanxi] and [Qingya My Love] for the reward!

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