Chapter 56: Dong Fangzhuo’s miserable life at Manchester United

Since the last time Dong Fangzhuo made a ‘reporter’ oolong at Van Nistelrooy, Van Nistelrooy has always called him Mr. Reporter.

For a guy like Vanney with extremely low emotional intelligence, beating Dong Fangzhuo is already a good way for him to rack his brains to come up with Lin Lei’s.

“No, I’ll beat myself up when I get the chance.”

Lin Lei is not because of the Holy Mother, he is also very moved by Vanny’s proposal, but after all, Dong Fangzhuo is also from the Celestial Empire, and letting a foreigner beat him, Lin Lei still feels awkward in his heart.

My own dog, I can beat, I can scold, I can kill stew, but you outsiders come to bully it, that’s not okay.

Anyway, the special genius quote clause is about to come down, play a few games and score him a few goals, after completely establishing his position in the team, beat a marginal substitute who has not even done a labor certificate, then it is not how to beat how you want?

When the time comes, the location of the hit is secret, don’t let Ferguson see it directly.

As long as it is not caught in the face by Ferguson, at most it is a small punishment of criticism and a penalty of money within the team, professional football is so realistic and cruel, people who can’t play have no human rights.

Back then, Dong Fangzhuo was in Dalian Sidelong, how to treat himself, he must double back to him.

Render good for evil?

That’s!

Dong Fazhuo has officially joined Manchester United for seven days, and in these seven days, he is an invisible man in the reserve team, and he has fully experienced Lin Lei’s treatment in Dalian Sidelong.

His English was not good, it was extremely difficult to communicate with anyone, and he didn’t know how he had offended Jonathan, the first left-back of the reserve, the Dogecoin Yankee who troubled him all day.

The only thing that made him happy was that he basically didn’t have to meet Lin Lei how. After all, Lin Lei has such a good relationship with Van Nistelrooy now, and he is really afraid that Lin Lei will use Van Nistelrooy to clean himself up.

The training of the reserve team and the main team is not on the same field, and when the team is playing, he is the substitute of the substitutes, and the two have no chance of meeting, and he is happy.

But he didn’t know that the reason why Joe Senna, who made him hate to gnash his teeth, kept bothering him was because Van Nistelrooy wanted to shoot Lin Lei’s, and he Josanne wanted to shoot Van Nistelrooy’s.

That’s all.

Unfortunately, he originally regarded himself and Lin Lei as ‘opponents’ at the same level, but he was directly dealt with by Lin Lei’s younger brother…

However, Dong Fangzhuo should also be lucky that he does not know the indirect relationship between Josenna and Lin Lei, otherwise he will definitely vomit blood and die in depression.

In the reserve team intra-team confrontation, Dong Fangzhuo was once again tackled by Jossenna, speaking of which, Jossena is still relatively capable in defense, plus Dong Fangzhuo’s technique is just like that, although he was tackled by Josenna countless times, Jossenna did not foul at all.

This conflict is completely justified in the eyes of the coach.

After shoveling Dong Fangzhuo, Josenna hugged his shoulders and looked at him with disdain, although I don’t know how this Celestial Empire person offended Boss Vanny, but since he offended Boss Vanny, then you are unlucky.

Speaking of which, although Van Nistelrooy has a very rubbish relationship with the midfielders, as a striker, he surprisingly has a good relationship with the members of the back line.

No way, the bigwigs on the back line can’t afford to offend.

Offended the midfielder, did not pass him the ball well, anyway, the players who can pass him the ball well, he Van Nistelrooy is the initiative to, so there is no offense.

And offended the midfield, maybe one day when he gave him a black foot during training and suspended him injured.

As for offending Keane, it was purely an accident caused by his own mouth.

I’m Van Nistelrooy, this is such a pragmatic man.

After being shoveled down by Jossenna, Dong Fangzhuo lay on the turf for half a day and did not get up, not injured, but did not want to get up at all.

He’s really had enough.

Here, not to mention being slapped by others, there is not even a person who can talk to him, all day long, only after returning to the hotel can he have a moment of communication with Lin Jiuri.

And Lin Jiuzhi is about to return to China.

Although he had long been looking forward to Lin Jiuying’s early return to China, so that he could leave his assistant Tian Yingying to himself, when he thought of Tian Yingying’s plump body that was close to one meter eight, had legs nearly one meter two, and was bumpy, Dong Fangzhuo felt that his body was hot, as long as Lin Jiuzhi was not there, he would find an opportunity to deal with Tian Yingying sooner or later.

But now his encounter with the Manchester United reserve team made him reluctant to Lin Jiuri, after all, hearing Lin Jiuri’s comfort, he could feel better.

Thinking about it, Dong Fangzhuo couldn’t help but lose his mind.

“Get.up, rookie (get up, rookie)” Josena hugged his arms and looked at Dong Fangzhuo lying on the ground with disdain, this rookie is a real dish, and now he has learned to lie on the ground and pretend to be dead, which is simply delaying his performance in front of the coach.

Although Dong Fangzhuo has bad English, he can still understand such simple words.

Muttering ‘Cao Nyima stupid ~ forced’, Dong Fangzhuo slowly moved his body to stand up.

But before he could stand up, he was kicked on the back by Josenna and fell on the back.

“Fuck.you, Yellow.monkey” Josner’s eyes were red, and he punched and kicked Dong Fangzhuo while insulting.

Van Nistelrooy and Lin Lei have been mixed for a long time, and they have been scolded by him many times for ‘stupid ~ forced’, and Jossenner, as Van Nistelrooy’s younger brother, is naturally scolded by Van Nistelrooy many times for ‘stupid ~ forced’.

The fastest words humans can learn language are always sex-related and swearing, which is the same as the fact that no matter how bad the foreign language is, it is basically a celestial person who can use ‘fuck, bitch’ proficiently.

Jossenner, who was scolded by Vanney several times, naturally understood what ‘Cao Nima, stupid ~ forced’ meant.

Dong Fangzhuo naturally understood ‘Fuck.you, Yellow.monkey’, and after roaring ‘American little devil I Cao Ni Blood Ma’, the two people smashed their fists together.


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