Ye Ping'an felt like he could cry ten times with one hand.

But many men and women in love know it.

When girls fight boys.

Most of the boys will be beaten while enjoying themselves comfortably.

What is this called?

It's called tactics!

Is it hard for a girl to hit you?

Will I get tired after playing too much?

What do you do when they are tired?

In the summer, Ye Ping'an will of course turn on the air conditioner, sit on the sofa, and then hold Mu Youwei on his lap and hug him.

She is tired, how can she resist?

This is the tactic of high-quality human men...

The shy Mu Youwei, like a cat, was leaning in Ye Ping'an's arms, panting slightly and struggling with no strength.

It was the first time that I sat on a boy's lap so shyly, and the deer on my chest was a rambunctious bump.

"you are bullying me!"

Mu Youwei is sullen and angry, the kind that needs to be coaxed.

"Heaven and earth conscience, you beat me up and said I bullied you?"

Ye Ping'an smirked and teased, "Is there still Tianli, and Wangfa?"

"I don't care, you are bullying me!"

Mu Youwei swayed her little body and acted coquettishly.

Gao Leng Tsundere, Colonel Tsundere, instantly turned into a petite little woman.

Who has seen such a scene on campus in the past?

Ye Ping'an's bones were crisp, and the Tianling cover was numb.

Work hard!

"Peace." Mu Youwei rested on the bad guy's neck.

"What?" Ye Ping'an whispered while hugging the school flower's waist.

"do you like me?"

School flowers are people too.

Like ordinary girls, she will also ask for girls' exclusive 'common language'.

What common language?

One is, do you like me?

One is, do you love me?

They will also take the trouble to turn over and transfer the past, and ask every now and then.

If you dare to say: go, like your sister, love you paralyzed.

Get it, break up!

But if you answer: I like it, I love it.

come on……

They will continue to ask: what do you like about me, what do you like about me, what do you love about me, how much do you love me?

The man who has been asked countless times has the heart to die.

right?

Ye Ping'an's scalp went numb and his eyes rolled.

He had a previous experience, and now he is very flustered.

However, he quickly came up with a countermeasure.

"I got a WeChat message this summer and I met a girl."

Ye Ping'an curled the corners of his lips, "Her appearance made me let go of the past, and made me feel that life has expectations. I heard that if you propose marriage on March 14, 2022, you can get engaged on May 20, and on September 9 You can get the certificate on the 10th, and you can enter the palace of marriage on October 10th... Do you want to try it?"

Some prefer not to say it.

Don't you know if you try it?

Mu Youwei was emotional, raised her face, and her pink lips fell on Ye Ping'an's lips...

Do you think this is done?

young.

At this time, women are going to zoom in...

"Tell me about your ex."

Mu Youwei looked at Ye Ping'an with a sweet smile.

"forgotten."

Ye Ping'an was killed without saying anything.

"I heard that boys will never forget their exes?"

Mu Youwei snorted, "Why don't you want to chase your ex back?"

Sent a proposition is coming!

"Have you heard such a sentence?"

Ye Ping'an looked calm, "A book, if you re-read it, you may have new insights, but it won't have a new ending!"

The beautiful face of the school flower's beautiful face, re-radiated a sweet smile that would make the flowers ashamed, and happily hugged the bad guy's neck.

very satisfied!

Ye Ping'an secretly reached out and wiped the white sweat from his forehead.

Ask yourself, self-reflection.

Why do men like women?

Is it cheap?

Ye Ping'an admitted that he was cheap.

It's also very cheap, the kind that burst into tears.

In fact, Ye Ping'an misses the women of that era very much.

You can go to the hall, go to the kitchen, fight against mistresses, and fight hooligans.

What about women now?

Never gentle, never considerate, never unreasonable, never speak, beat, scold, provoke...

New, three obedience and four virtues.

Are you scared?

Faced with such a situation, can you blame boys for being single?

No wonder.

Whose fault is it?

It's the world that's wrong!

"Ping An, can you speak love?"

Mu Youwei stared at Ye Ping'an fascinatedly.

"Will not."

Ye Ping'an answered very succinctly.

"I don't believe it." Mu Youwei pouted.

"Really not." Ye Ping'an tried to defend.

If you can, then you are the sea king.

"What do I want to hear?"

Mu Youwei smiled charmingly and bit Ye Ping'an's neck.

Ye Ping'an went numb and admitted that the defense had failed.

"Sunflowers have a nice flower language."

"You are the only one in my world."

"When I have you, I can't take my eyes off."

"Without you, I bow my head and see no one."

"There is no one else in sight, you are everywhere."

Ye Ping'an buried his cheeks in Mu Youwei's hair.

"Leaning on the railing and looking at the river, the mandarin ducks play in the water, and the number of my companions will fall!"

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