My Girlfriend is Long Aotian

The diamond also bounced and fell on the concrete floor, smashing the ground into a small hole.

At this time, a person came out one by one from the crowd of onlookers. It was the owner of a jewelry store on the commercial street next to him. He quickly picked up two stones and took them in his hands to taste them carefully. After several seconds, He held the stone in his hands and raised it high, exclaiming: "This is really a diamond, two diamonds the size of a goose egg, be good to my mother. This thing is actually used as a hidden weapon?"

Chapter 667: Elemental Crystals Composed of Carbon

9 o'clock in the morning, regular update

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What is the highest state of pretense?

According to incomplete statistics from the authors of online novels, the highest level of pretending to be force is to pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger. First dressed as a pig, and then while the tiger came out and slapped himself in the face, he swallowed the tiger in one bite, and pretended to pat his stomach with a dazed face, and said to the tiger in his stomach: "No I'm sorry, accepting and accepting, I won you entirely by luck."

Director Yu and the assistant now have a feeling of being packed in a pig's belly.

The owner of the jewelry store held up two diamonds high and screamed: "This is a real diamond, the size of a goose egg, two diamonds, God God... God God... Why did you bring this thing? As a hidden weapon? What if it is broken? Oh, no, it's impossible for a diamond to be broken. The only thing that is broken is the ground."

The owner of the jewellery shop discovered a terrifying truth, that is, diamonds are used as a hidden weapon. They are very hard. They are hard enough to hurt people and thieves. You don’t have to worry about smashing them. If you forcibly say that there is any harm, it is possible. After being smashed out, it was picked up by others.

But, who would dare to pick up such a large diamond and claim it already? Aren't you afraid of being caught?

There is a very strange rule in this world. If you pick up a hundred dollars and put it in your pocket, there will be no problem. But if you pretend that you have found a box with a million in it, you absolutely dare not put it in your pocket, because picking up a hundred yuan is good fortune and wealth, and picking up one million is illegal embezzlement, and you will go to jail.

Therefore, there are often news on TV that someone who picks up money will return the huge sum of money he has picked up to the owner. This is not a question whether he wants or not. The key question is whether he dares to ask for it.

The situation is the same here. If you are lucky to pick up a small diamond ring, it is good luck that you have it. If you pick up a diamond the size of a goose egg, put it in your pocket, you will be in jail for the rest of your life. Go inside.

The owner of the jewelry shop screamed: "The new style of ostentation, named: I smashed your head with a diamond, you still dare not take away my diamond in a big battle."

The crowds onlookers were sweating in cold sweat...

Director Yu and the assistant are also soaring in cold sweat...

The owner of the jewelry shop held the diamond in both hands, and respectfully returned it to Xiaofeng: "Miss, please keep this thing away. You should not reveal your wealth and safety first."

"What's the safety, this kind of broken rock is worthless." Xiaofeng took out another four or five yuan from the trunk, threw it in his hand, and then smashed it towards the head of Yu Dao and assistant, BiuBiuBiu. .

Bump!

The diamond hits his head and then falls to the ground, sending out moving music.

Director Yu stood still, and the assistant stood still, with blood on his head, and he didn't dare to hold his hand.

The door boy of the Sichuan Army with a blue nose and swollen face chuckled: "I knew that the tin car was not a garbage truck at all. This aunt is not clean, haven't you found it yet? The license plate of this car is very weird. ."

Hearing what he said, many onlookers walked around the front of the car to look at the license plate. The assistant had opened his hands to block the front of the car, and he glanced at the license plate after hearing this.

I saw that the license plate of this car was very strange, it was actually "Yu A-999-001".

Ordinary passers-by couldn't see the mystery of this license plate at all, but the assistant's face changed drastically, and his body trembled.

A passerby Jia Qi said: "Why is this license plate so weird? I don't understand it."

The doorman chuckled and said: "With my experience of being a doorman helping customers open doors for decades, this should be a car with a diplomatic license, in other words, this is a car with crooked nuts. Yu A said On the license plate on Shuangqing, the back 999 is the country code. For example, South Korea’s country code is 196, Britain’s country code is 223, and Zimbabwe’s 233... Although I don’t know which country 999 is, it must also be a certain country code. Can’t be wrong! The final 001 said that this is the country’s first car licensed in the country, which is equivalent to the identity of the chief diplomat. Combined with this personality of throwing diamonds as garbage, this country must be rich in diamonds... …"

The onlookers immediately applauded warmly: "Thank you for the explanation, you deserve to be a professional doorman."

The doorman said loudly: "The two girls brought by the chief diplomat who can use diamonds as hidden weapons, are they going to act for a small role in the film? You stupid passers-by A, B, C, Ding, wake up Wake up! When are you two?"

"Wow, that's it."

"I'm so **** stupid, why do I just want to understand this time?"

The onlookers who were eating melon finally woke up.

"I wiped, Director Junk, I was almost fooled by you."

"You **** want to rule others unscrupulously. It deserves to be shot in an ashtray."

"You still want compensation for this kind of rubbish? I'm going to come here to beat you up. After the fight, I'll run to see how you ask me for compensation."

Onlookers rolled up their sleeves and prepared to beat people.

Director Yu and the assistant secretly groaned, this is the end of the game, who provoked this? The two of them dared not jump up and down with a few girls anymore, and ran into the hotel with their heads under their heads, running and shouting: "Security guard, security guard, we are residents, you have to protect the safety of the residents. Bar."

The security guard had no choice but to stand up to block the crowds onlookers: "No way, the responsibility lies, everyone understand."

Xiaofeng shouted at the two guys who fled in embarrassment from behind, "Hey, just run away without compensation? Come back to discuss compensation, I have money, I can afford it."

Everyone: "..."

Well, we already know that you have money. Let's go. Let's go. The onlookers found that there was no excitement to watch, and began to disperse. Seeing that things were settled, Dong Huang was finally not afraid, but after all, she had beaten someone, and she was still a little guilty in her heart. He pulled Bian Yujing and Xiaofeng, and whispered: "Let's go too."

"Isn't that person asking us to pay for medical expenses? He left without taking any money." Xiao Feng said.

Bian Yujing is good at observing words and looks, smiling and saying: "He seems to be afraid of us. The few stones you took out scared him, so he should not dare to ask us for compensation."

"Huh? This stone still has this effect?" Xiaofeng wondered: "Isn't it just a simple crystal composed of carbon? Although it looks good, it is actually not widely used, lacks scientific research value, and lacks practical value. It’s a very useless mineral. To be honest, I think iron ore is more useful than this. Iron can at least be smelted into a variety of items."

Dong Huang: "..."

"Forget it, it doesn't matter if he doesn't want medical expenses. The passerby was right just now. It's not worth spending money on this kind of **** to treat injuries. It's better to donate it to the poor mountainous area." Xiaofeng smiled and said, "Let's go. Get in the car and let's go home."

Chapter 668: Apologize

Yesterday, when I was writing the League of Legends book, I wrote about Hearthstone with a plot. As a result, a book friend left a message in it saying: "Either join the dirty hand party or get out of Gadgetzan."

There is actually an extra word in it, God's will, add one more!

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The three women got on the car and were about to go home. The car drove past the hotel door and saw a doorman with a blue nose and swollen face standing there, saluting to their car: "Welcome to come to the Ou Rui Jin Jiang Hotel next time."

Xiaofeng parked the car in front of the doorman, and Bian Yujing poked his head out of the car window and smiled: "You are a very brave person. Thank you for helping us."

The doorman smiled and said, "It is my honor to be able to do something for the ladies."

Xiaofeng said: "In our place, people who act bravely should be commended and thanked. Anyway, I have money. I will give you a valuable thing."

The doorman was overjoyed and thought: This lady is rich, everyone has seen it. She wants to give me a valuable thing, then I can get rid of the forced doorman status, wow, if you give me a diamond the size of a goose egg, I will buy this hotel and I will do it Manager, let the manager be the doorman, hahahaha.

As soon as he thought of this, he saw Xiaofeng take out a piece of wood and put it in his hand.

Doorman: "..."

Ahhhhhhh! In an instant, the door boy's heart collapsed.

However, Xiaofeng smiled: "Just kidding, I know that wood is very cheap here. Just now I deliberately teased the two bad guys. I also know that diamonds are very valuable. A large diamond sample sent during the UN negotiations. , They like it very much."