My Girlfriend is More Than Beautiful

"What am I..."

At this time, Mo Nanbei suddenly realized that she seemed to be in an unusually convenient position, and the words she originally wanted to curse stopped abruptly.

If she remembered correctly.

When the two of them were chatting before, Li Ziqian seemed to reveal a very terrible news.

He is ticklish!

The reason was that when the two of them didn't know when to watch the video together, an extremely inhumane picture suddenly appeared in the film.

In the male dormitory, a group of people held down a poor man and executed him the death penalty—tickling.

When looking at the current review again, Li Ziqian couldn't help but gasp for more than a breath, and also said, "This is really not something that a human can do."

At that time, Mo Nanbei just raised his eyebrows to show that he remembered this matter, now...

The small pieces of information collected on weekdays have their place, and her turn has come!

Li Ziqian, die for the Lord!

Thinking about it, without the slightest hesitation, Mo Nanbei turned around, stretched out two hands, and walked towards Li Ziqian's waist.

"Wow!! Damn it!"

Unsurprisingly, Li Ziqian threw the phone on the table and moved back a distance.

"hey-hey."

Seeing this, Mo Nanbei raised both of his hands, and after laughing cheaply, he dashed towards Li Ziqian again.

"Grass! Be yourself!"

While patting Mo Nanbei's outstretched hand and twisting to avoid Mo Nanbei's claws, Li Ziqian cursed at Mo Nanbei.

"Huh? Why, isn't it arrogant?"

"Grass……"

"Jump! You keep jumping!"

"Damn it, you look amazing!"

Seeing that Mo Nanbei was still 'reasonable and unforgiving', Li Ziqian couldn't sit still.

He has a very violent temper, don't force him, if you are in a hurry, he will even beat himself.

He directly stretched out his hand and grabbed the two claws that Mo Nanbei continued to scratch on his waist, and then pressed it with his backhand.

Under the suppression of absolute power, he quickly freed up a hand.

"Oh, that's it!"

"Why, you don't continue to dance?"

After occupying an absolute advantage, Li Ziqian issued a declaration similar to the villain.

"Isn't it you who is unlucky now??"

Saying that, Li Ziqian stretched out his hand to Mo Nanbei's waist, and then scratched it unceremoniously.

...

But at this moment, the air seemed to freeze.

Mo Nanbei didn't react at all, and stared at him with a bewildered expression.

"I said... What are you doing?" She looked at the smug expression on Li Ziqian's face, and then looked down at the hand that was swiping around her waist.

He... is he taking advantage of me in disguise?

Ok? ? ? ?

To be fair, it's not impossible.

It's just a bit rude.

but.

Taking into account the problem of hobbies, if Li Ziqian has such a demand, she is not unacceptable.

At once…?

Ok? ? ?

There is such a shallow taste of the cut-off, the light-hearted way to take advantage of the water?

Mo Nanbei, who was in a deadlock in thinking for a while, said that his head was a little hard to turn.

"I'm scratching your itch!!!"

Listening to Mo Nanbei's question, Li Ziqian responded with some collapse.

"..."

Mo Nanbei twitched the corners of his mouth uncontrollably.

"I'm not afraid of itching."

"Clam????", Li Ziqian showed an unbelievable expression, and after being stunned for about two seconds, he categorically denied, "I don't believe it."

So, he continued and stubbornly scratched at Mo Nanbei's waist.

Mo Nanbei:  …

"Ah, it's so itchy, woo woo woo, stop it."

The expressionless Mo Nanbei said the above-mentioned 'lines' in an almost excellent reading way, as if she felt that her movements lacked a little flavor. In line with the movements of Li Ziqian's hands, she also twisted her waist from side to side. .

Li Ziqian:  …

shame.

What a shame.

Mo Nanbei's current behavior is the biggest insult to him.

It was as insulting as riding on his head and pooping and giving him a wrap and letting him wipe it himself.

Taking a deep breath, he forced himself to calm down.

At this point, it is absolutely impossible for him to lose again and again, he has to find something back.

The so-called things have two sides. When Mo Nanbei is acting and disgusting him, he will also leave an indelible 'talk' for himself.

The suddenly enlightened Li Ziqian let go of Mo Nanbei's hand, and did not continue to tickle him. With a very calm look, he spoke to Mo Nanbei with a slightly judgmental tone and expression. ,

"The twist is not bad, I hope it will be the same when I'm in bed next time."

Mo Nanbei: ? ? ? ? ? ?

"Fuck you, can you still be so hard????"

One thing to say, this sudden step on the accelerator completely stunned her.

"What? Did I say something wrong?" Li Ziqian was still indifferent, he raised his eyebrows, and asked Mo Nanbei a little puzzled.

"What are you saying right????"

"What? You're not twisting well?"

Mo Nanbei: ? ? ? ? ?

What the **** is this problem?

Is there such a thing as taking it out of context and changing the subject? ? ? ?

What does this make her answer? ? ?

Grass! ! ! !

Mo Nanbei, who was completely speechless, took a few deep breaths, and the violent ups and downs allowed Li Ziqian to enjoy a wave of visual feast like watching tides for free.

Li Ziqian, who had a wave of joy for the second time in a row, said that he would let Mo Nanbei generously this time, not to care about her, he moved forward and patted the bottom plate between his legs to face Mo Nan North cried,

"What is the pestle doing there? Can't watch the video?"

Mo Nanbei:  …

"Why the **** am I stuck there, you don't have a lot of heart, do you?"

Obviously, looking at this wording and making a sentence, Li Ziqian can confirm that Mo Nanbei is out of breath.

After being unable to fight and arguing, what exactly does Mo Nanbei's incompetent fury look like.

How can there be such a waste!

It makes people laugh out loud!

"Don't look at it."

"Look."

"That?"

"Grandpa is here!"

Li Ziqian:  …

In terms of waste, Mo Nanbei is naturally the second, and he categorically dare not say that he is the first.

What he didn't expect was that it would be the same situation when it comes to changing faces.

Mo Nanbei sat down with a snort, took him as a pillow, leaned over directly, and then stretched out his hand and patted the table to signal him to quickly drag the video back to the previous position.

Li Ziqian:  …

Should he feel that Mo Nanbei is familiar with him?

What's so special is that you should feel that Mo Nanbei doesn't treat him like a human at all?

Although he can be sure that Mo Nanbei's behavior is somewhat intentional, he has no way to ask this curious question.

After all, there can only be one answer when asked.

'Clam? Sorry, didn't notice for a while. Forget, you are not a thing. ’

Grass.

Still don't ask.

Thinking about it, with a little resentment, after knocking Mo Nanbei's head, Li Ziqian dragged the video back to continue playing.

"Grass! What are you doing?" Mo Nanbei, who was knocked on, exclaimed.

"Don't make a fuss, watch the video carefully." Li Ziqian interrupted Mo Nanbei's follow-up cursing words seriously.

"..."

Mo Nanbei snorted and did not continue arguing with Li Ziqian.

To be honest, this film is somewhat interesting, at least she is curious, what kind of reversal will there be in it. ,

Although she has always said that she doesn't know how to write about supernatural beings and is very afraid of supernatural beings, but... people are born with some quirks.

She is really not interested in this kind of novels.

For example, on the wedding night, I was more excited after the bride took off the painted skin; another example, I became a boudoir toy for the school girl.

These titles are very attractive to her.

But the authors who wrote the books don't know if it was intentional or not. They just gave a gimmick and didn't give a soup at all. The content and the title are completely different.

This made Mo Nanbei very resentful.

When reading these books, she could not wait to drop the books in her hands as eunuchs on the spot, and then follow the network cable to kill these authors, and then replace them.

It's kind of like, 'Trash! Get up! I will write! 'a feeling of.

In a sense, this is also a completely unavoidable sadness when a little writer ~www.wuxiaspot.com~.

When I see something wonderful, in addition to feeling that the plot, rhythm, writing, and special performance are awesome, I also unconsciously sigh 'When will I be able to write this kind of thing' 'I will die without regrets...'' It's just the difference...'.

When you see bad things, apart from being angry at this idiot author in your heart like ordinary readers, you will also unconsciously have the urge to say, 'You are so damned! Get on the keyboard! I write! ’.

While Mo Nanbei was thinking about something and nothing, the video was still playing.

Now the video is explaining what the "Four Heavenly Kings" are.

The Four Heavenly Kings of hair care in Buddhism, also known as the Four Great Kings.

They are the Heavenly King of Chiguo in the East, the Heavenly King of Growth in the South, the Heavenly King of Guangmu in the West, and the Heavenly King of Duowen in the North.

It is these four heavenly kings who teach the envelope.

But the strange thing is that after the male protagonist's preliminary investigation, this sect called Luyeyuan doesn't want money or property, and it doesn't want any beauty, and it doesn't have the characteristics of other crooked Taoist sects.

At a loss, the male protagonist felt that if he wanted to obtain other information, he had to start with the scriptures.

Generally, when collecting information about this kind of sect, we usually start from three aspects:

Leaders, believers, scriptures.

In a sense, as long as you find their scriptures and read them, you can understand what medicines are sold in their gourds.

So at the male lead's suggestion, while this group of people was in class, the undercover younger brother quietly turned on his mobile phone and called the male lead to listen.

In the exchange of these people, the male protagonist learned that their scriptures were only four.

Other than that, the topics they were talking about were somewhat vague.

What the eighty-one demon army, keep your eyes open, etc.

Suddenly, a group of police broke into here.

Because a murder suspect lived here, the police came to arrest him.

The male protagonist is a clever person and overheard his name.

With the intuition of writing manuscripts all the year round, he deduced that the murderer definitely has a great relationship with this Luyeyuan.

As soon as the screen turned, on the other side, a person called Xiao Hei and a person called Xiao Huang met for the time being.

The two of them also seem to follow a certain religion.

In the language, Xiao Hei seems to have done something rebellious, and Xiao Huangmao is comforting him and saying to him, "You are sacrificing the little him and completing the big self".

After the subsequent progress of the plot, it is not difficult to find that Xiao Hei is the suspect of returning to Sui that the police are looking for, but under the instigation of Huang Mao, Xiao Hei completed suicide.

But before committing suicide, Xiao Hei called his family and said that he was doing great things. Although it doesn't look like it now, you will understand it in heaven in the future.

"No, why go to heaven?" Mo Nanbei, who was watching the commentary, suddenly asked Li Ziqian such a question.

"you ask me?"

"Don't ask who you ask?"

"Ask the screenwriter!" Li Ziqian responded to Mo Nanbei.

"Ah this..."

"Ah, this hammer, it looks good."

"But there is a bug, shouldn't I ask?" Mo Nanbei blinked and said innocently.

"Either it's a translation problem, or the producer wrote it on purpose, or the video explanation is not rigorous, or Nanbang calls Elysium Paradise, or they copied the scriptures by mistake. , the culture melts too much and becomes stupid."

"Brilliant."

"You're a hammer, you asked me about this thing and I was confused. Let's look at it as a setting. What the author says is what it is."

"What is fierce!" Mo Nanbei pouted and said slightly aggrieved after listening to Li Ziqian's response.

???

"No, no, no, wrong, wrong, I didn't kill you."

"You are vicious."

"Wrong, wrong, I shouldn't have murdered you."

"That's compensation."

Li Ziqian:  …

Seeing that Li Ziqian did not respond to her, Mo Nanbei pouted and continued to repeat, "We need to make amends."

"Okay, I'll pay you back."

"You are so perfunctory."

"No no."

Saying that, Li Ziqian leaned his head forward, pressed his head against Mo Nanbei's cheek, and snorted at Ba Ba.

"ua, don't feel wronged anymore."

Mo Nanbei:  …

No, she actually wanted to say, 'Either you buy me ten or eight skins, and that's over'.

Eh? ? ? ?

So, did she make a profit or a loss this time?

Ok? ? ? ?

"Why are you ignoring me, are you still angry?"

While questioning, Li Ziqian kissed Mo Nanbei's cheek again.

"Wow...don't be angry anymore."

"That?"

"Huh?" Mo Nanbei, who didn't understand what Li Ziqian was in "that" for a while, expressed his doubts.

"If you're not angry anymore, you must not give some reaction. There is no reaction at all. How do I know you're not angry anymore."

Mo Nanbei:  …

If she didn't have full trust in Li Ziqian, she would have believed this person's serious words.

After sighing and sighing, "Why am I such a coaxing person?", she turned her head and gave Li Ziqian a quick sip.

"Humph."

╭(╯^╰)╮

"You humiliate me, you are still holding revenge, I am wronged, and I apologized to you so seriously, yet you still humming me."

Mo Nanbei:  …

"Stop beeping, and watch the video quickly."

"You still murder me..."

"climb!"

Xu was because Mo Nanbei slapped Li Ziqian on the foot, so he didn't go on, but continued to watch the video with Mo Nanbei.

Xiao Hei committed suicide by jumping off the building after talking to his mother about the inexplicable words.

Obviously, Xiao Hei and Huang Mao are doing some secret mission that cannot be passed on.

According to the name overheard from the police last time, the male protagonist dragged an acquaintance and found some information.

It turns out that this little black once stayed in a juvenile detention center when he was a child.

Because he has been dealing with formal Buddhism for a long time, with the help of a monk, the male protagonist learned that the Luyeyuan stronghold where Xiaohei once lived temporarily worships Chiguotian, one of the four heavenly kings who protects the East. king.

At the same time, they found another stronghold of Saranoen in the north, where the pilgrim Taman King, who holds a pagoda and symbolizes the protection of the north, is worshipped there.

Due to the combination of many religious elements in this Luye Garden, according to the Buddhist theory described by the monk, the other two strongholds of the Luye Garden were soon marked on the map by the male protagonist.

So that night, the male protagonist took the undercover brother and sneaked in together.

Unsurprisingly, they found a strange room behind a secret door.

There are frescoes painted on the walls around the room, and candles are lit on the worship table.

From the moment I entered, the room was filled with a very strange atmosphere.

In the center of the offering table is a scripture.

All in all, since everyone has come, the male protagonist took this scripture away.

"I feel like if I watched the original movie in this part, I would be very cowardly." Mo Nanbei suddenly said to Li Ziqian.

"uh-huh?"

"I just feel that this kind of scene and the way it is filmed are abnormal hell."

"That's true."

"However, if the novel wants to write this kind of underworld texture, it feels like a test of writing skills."

"Speaking of this, I think of a very graphic song."

"Huh?" This time it was Mo Nanbei who questioned Li Ziqian.

"I'll tell you after watching this video."

"ojbk."

After a brief chat, the two turned their attention back to the video playing on their phones.

At this time, the male protagonist found Brother monk to help him decipher the scriptures.

According to the experience of the monk, he said that the front of this scripture was pieced together from several Buddhist scriptures, so there was nothing strange, but the last chapter was a little different. Subduing Demons.

There seems to be a prophecy of a battle between gods and demons, something like 'the duel between beasts and snakes', 'don't be tempted by snakes', and 'only the blood of snakes can wash everything away, something so ignorant and serious'.

At the end of this Sutra of Conquering the Demons, it is recorded that "Four beasts finally defeated the snake, and the world will be at peace from now on, and everyone will bathe in the sunshine of love" and so on.

Later, the monk continued to explain that in the classics, the Four Heavenly Kings used to be 'beasts', and only after being subdued did they put down the butcher's knife and became a Buddha on the ground.

The duel between beasts and snakes, isn't it the four kings fighting snakes?

The snake is the devil incarnate.

Although a bit of a mix and match, this explanation is also prudent.

Turning to the last page of the scriptures, there are three words printed on it - Jin Di Shi.

This is the name of the author of the scripture.

With the help of the monk, the male protagonist contacted an abbot with a high level of seniority in a Buddhist organization, and it was only with his help that the male protagonist learned about the news of the Golden Emperor.

He is a legendary Buddhist monk.

Once, he founded a sect by himself, called Orientalism.

He is a recognized master, the most recent human being to receive Buddhahood.

Because his achievements are too high, Buddhism is a bit taboo.

After the war, he founded the Eastern Church, which has a large number of followers.

But for some unknown reason, Jin Di Shi suddenly disbanded the sect and returned to the mountains more than ten years ago, and no one knows his whereabouts so far.

If Jin Di Shi hadn't died, according to his age, he should have been 116 years old this year.

After rummaging through the information, I found out that Jin Di Shi's last road activity was when he donated to a juvenile detention center decades ago.

The witty male protagonist suddenly had an idea.

The clues collected before are connected at this time.

"The new machine wow tower is big in the pocket."

Li Ziqian:  …

"Shut up for me." He tapped Mo Nanbei's head as he spoke.

"Good."

The male protagonist suddenly thought of Xiao Hei, who was also from a juvenile school.

So, the male protagonist and his assistant went straight to the juvenile detention center without saying a word.

After inquiries, they learned from the director that Jin Di Shi not only sponsored a lot, but also adopted four troubled teenagers who had murdered their fathers, and planned to use love to influence them.

And one of the four adopted teenagers is Xiao Hei who committed suicide.

The names of the four juvenile delinquents all match the descriptions in the scriptures of Luyeyuan.

In the frescoes, two of the heavenly kings have circles on their heads, while the other one does not.

In general religious paintings, those with circles indicate that they have become enlightened.

In short, that means dead.

At this time, with the addition of a suicide Xiao Hei, there should be only one of the four existing kings, that is, Xiao Huangmao, who only knows personal information about the male protagonist, but has never seen it, is alive.

Among the four troubled teenagers, one died in a fire at the Maria Confinement Center, which also killed many mothers and children.

Another troubled teenager killed with a gun abroad.

But the strange thing is that the one who killed all turned out to be a Nanbang family.

He hanged himself after being arrested.

The death of the two seemed a little natural, but a little strange.

At this time, the screen switched again, and Xiao Huangmao came to the address of the hostess' house.

You don't have to think about it, he's here to kill the heroine.

At this time, the camera subtly switched to the demon twin sister who had been disconnected for a long time.

It seemed that she felt all this, let out a strange roar, and controlled the birds to crash into the window of the room.

At this time, Xiao Huangmao, who had just entered the house, saw this strange picture and ran away.

"No, let's go now?" Seeing this, Mo Nanbei once again expressed a slightly dissatisfied emotion.

"No, why are you talking so much???", Li Ziqian frowned and responded angrily to Mo Nanbei.

"No, don't let me complain when I see this kind of thing??"

"No, what do you want to complain about???"

"No, can we speak without this sentence?" Mo Nanbei twitched the corners of his mouth and suggested to Li Ziqian helplessly.

"Yes, but when you say it, can you lead by example? How can someone be so disdainful?"

"You fucking..."

"The quality is really poor, how can there be such an unqualified person like you." Li Ziqian said to Mo Nanbei with a slightly disgusted expression on his face.

Mo Nanbei: ?

to this set?

OK.

"Hey, I just don't have the quality, what can you do to me? I just scold you. nsl, you idiot, you rubbish, you are cerebral palsy, your mother is blown up! Ah!!!!"

The pain from the outside of the thigh made Mo Nanbei stop her rap instantly.

"Are you going to continue?" A certain initiator asked Mo Nanbei in a slightly reserved tone.

"Grip the grass, you are not human! You are domestic violence, grass!"