My Online Dating Partner Is a Celebrity

"Hello, my dear viewers, I am a straightforward Xu Bao. Autumn is coming soon. I don’t know if you have any clothes? Today I will bring you a movie that will make you feel angry and resist the cold easily after watching it. The drama of "Star Way"."

"As soon as the TV series opened, our male lead Sima Ge appeared at a press conference. Why is he called Sima Ge? Naturally because he can't see a trace of expression on his face. Because this press conference is very impressive. Important, so, in order to make the conference complete successfully, our Sima brother took off his clothes in public... Yes, you read that right, he actually did a striptease at the conference site! The reason is very simple, this It’s a benefit for the fans! I said, is the screenwriter just too much brainstorming? If a male star really does striptease at the press conference, let’s leave it alone for the time being whether the fans like it or not, and the relevant departments don’t care about it?"

"After the press conference, the male lead Sima, in order to avoid the enthusiasm of the fans, planned to take a Didi away. Hey, at this moment, our female lead beautiful sister appeared! There is something to say, if you don’t watch The plot, our beautiful sister is really beautiful, but when I look at the plot, after it’s over, I have a brain hemorrhage. This beautiful sister also drove a Didi, but the driver said that he had something to do, so he asked him to contact the other one. The driver at that destination—what a Didi driver can do that, I haven’t met him anyway."

"Anyway, Sister Pretty can only contact another driver. Hey, you said that by coincidence, the other driver that Sister Pretty contacted was our brother Sima. Brother Sima wanted to make Sister Sima based on his own habit of cleanliness. Get out of the car, but our beautiful sister is not at all out of sight, and is not even afraid that these two men will work together to drag her to a place where no one is to waste. You don’t let me sit, I want to sit, and in the end I even slapped Sima Brother slapped..."

"For this plot, I bought the scrambled eggs with chili peppers, and I was full after two bites! It's too much for Nima!"

"...This drama collects the essence of all dog-blood dramas. It is coincidence with coincidence, bad vulgar and bad vulgar. The 5.9-point "Next Crossing·Love" next door is all in front of it. The classic is presented!"

"This drama is currently updated for 8 episodes. I watched the first episode and couldn't bear it anymore. So, I made this video directly to let everyone enjoy the worst drama of 2020. Although in 2020 There are still two months, but I believe this show will definitely win this award! I strongly hope that everyone will not watch this show, because you will really suffocate you. I don’t plan to do the following video, because it is Can't stand it..."

"If you like this issue of Tucao, please add a coin to like the collection, I am the upright Xubao, see you next time!"

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At six o'clock in the afternoon, after watching the "Xingtu" video made by the UP master named Gengzhi Xubao, Zhang Yun and Liu Mingyang sat in the Haiyuan Lobster Shop, relatively speechless.

"Can you think that "Star Way" was so popular when it first aired?"

After a long silence, Zhang Yun asked with a smile.

"I can't think of it." Liu Mingyang shook his head.

"I can't think of...haha!" Zhang Yun said, and suddenly laughed.

"Are you still smiling? Are you still smiling?" Liu Mingyang said angrily.

"Hey, don't be angry, what about your original ambitions? Didn't you say that you want to use this half of the magical work, knock on the doors of big producers and big companies, and get on their beds? Now this is not achieved. It is a person who knows your Liu Mingyang's name!" Zhang Yun shouldn't laugh, but he couldn't help it, so he laughed and comforted Liu Mingyang.

With this comfort, Liu Mingyang's mentality exploded even more.

"I deliberately didn't let Wei Yu post "Star Way" on Weibo. I would like to spend money to buy traffic after the show was broadcast. Who knows that it will be broadcast before it will be watched!" Liu Mingyang cried silently .

Zhang Yun looked at Liu Mingyang and smiled happily...

Cough.

"Star Way" was launched at 12 noon today. Because there was no publicity, Wei Yu, the only male protagonist with a little traffic, did not post on Weibo to call fans, and Huayao Video did not have any promotion, so it went online for two hours. "Star Way" has only 100,000 views, and there are only more than 30 comments in the comment area, and only a dozen people have scored it.

Moreover, these dozens of people all scored 1 star and 2 stars—those who scored 2 stars are still based on the fact that the heroine Lin Xinyao is really very good-looking.

Originally, the first half of the plot of "Star Way" was dog-blooded and vulgar. This kind of rating is quite normal, and a high rating is weird!

Zhang Yun knew about this, and Liu Mingyang naturally knew about it.

Therefore, Liu Mingyang didn't even want to make "Star Way" into the public eye through some means of spending money at this time.

He just wanted to wait two more days to get through the previous junk plot, and when Zhang Yun's later re-arranged plot unfolds, he will vigorously stir up the topic and give "Star Tour" a "half-skilled work". title.

At that time, Liu Mingyang has thought about the format of the propaganda soft text: Who would have thought that a vulgar web drama would suddenly become energetic!

As for the stretch in the first half of the plot, Liu Mingyang is not worried. He is going to buy a marketing account directly and let them tell curious audiences: Don't look at the front, look directly behind the male and female protagonists, you will come back and thank me.

Liu Mingyang had arranged this from the beginning, so he was not in a hurry to see that "Star Way" had a low score and no one watched it.

——But who would have thought that accidents in life are always more **** than in TV dramas!

"Star Way" has only been online for six hours, and when the hot recommendation of station B was on, suddenly a bad spit video appeared!

The target of the video is the "Star Way" that just started!

That UP host named Xu Bao, who has millions of fans, is also very influential at station B. No matter what bad movie it is, it can become funny under his complaints.

This time, "Star Way" became the object of the upright Xu Bao's complaint, and the heat instantly rose.

When the broadcast rises, the comment rises, everything is rising, and the score is falling!

The number of views has risen from one hundred thousand to one million, and the comment area is full of punch lines, which is very exciting.

Something like "After watching Xubao's video, I resolutely came in to challenge. Sorry, I lost after ten minutes";

There is also "the whole drama can be played as long as the heroine's face is good, and the others are all rubbish";

Or "I didn't expect to see such a fresh and refined drama in 2020, it should be full score... Sorry, I won't make this money! I can't be ignorant of my conscience!"...

These comments, Zhang Yun feels that they are too reasonable!

Unfortunately, there are a lot of comments, and the score drops even more.

Now, the Douban score of "Star Way" has dropped from 3.7 points when it just started broadcasting to 2.4 points all the way.

The speed of dropping points is comparable to "The First Encounter, The Last Parting".

It only dropped two points in one night, but "Star Way" fell to the point where it couldn't be dropped again in one afternoon!

2.4 points! That's 2.4 points!

Do you know the concept of 2.4 points?

"Dream Entertainment Circle" is 0.2 points worse than it!

Now, "Xingtu" related Tucao videos are still being updated, and the discussion is unprecedented. The name "Xingtu" has also been popular on the B station and Douban in a timely search.

Maybe everyone wants to see how bad this film is to get such a low score.

In terms of heat, "Star Way" is indeed on fire.

Black fire black fire.

However, the fire Liu Mingyang wants is not this kind of fire!

What he wants is a "half work"!

"What should I do now?" After laughing for a long time, Zhang Yun took a sip of beer and asked Liu Mingyang.

Liu Mingyang sighed, and said, "What else can I do? It's pretty strong. When the plot later comes out, I will buy some positive comments."

"Don't always think about falsifying and buying data!" Zhang Yun persuaded, "In this era, I like the truth!"

Liu Mingyang glared at Zhang Yun: "My life is all gone, still playing for real?"

"Actually, I think this is a good thing." Zhang Yun said.

"Where is the good thing?"

Zhang Yun raised his eyebrows: "The story behind will definitely get better, right?"

"Sure, you don't know the script you wrote yourself?"

"You originally wanted to wait for the later plot to be released before publicizing it, right?"

"Yes."

"Then it got popular in advance, what's wrong with getting attention?" Zhang Yun asked.

Liu Mingyang said: "I don't want this kind of fire!"

"Why didn't you want to understand?" Zhang Yun shook his head, "Although this kind of fire is a black fire, everyone's attention to "Star Way" is high! At that time, once the subsequent plot changes..."

Liu Mingyang froze for a moment: "You mean..."

"You only wanted to give them chocolate before, but now you feed the **** to their mouths first. They will definitely find it unpalatable!" Zhang Yun smiled and said confidently, "But, the **** outside will be eaten sooner or later. , After eating shit, I found chocolate inside, what do you think they would look like?"

Liu Mingyang asked subconsciously: "What expression?"

Zhang Yun imitated the classic silly expression of a gif: "Oh, it's so fragrant!"

Liu Mingyang: "...?"