My Pokemon Aren’t Quite Right

Like the previous life, there are many difficult certificate exams in this world.

Such as senior elf nutritionists, senior elf breeders, and even elf physician experts,

These titles all need to pass the professional examination organized by the Elf Association to obtain them.

Some exams even limit the majors candidates can apply for.

Just like Zhao Dachun, he graduated from a medical university in Jilin and returned to her hometown with his wife to start a business.

With the family combination of nutritionists and elf doctors, it is very easy to train trainers.

When he got home, Lu Cheng studied the "Elf Market" app that Zhao Dachun had pushed to him, his face full of surprise.

"Damn it, the items on this are actually so much cheaper than those on Taobao!"

Lu Cheng clicked in and saw a dazzling array of products on display. The variety was much richer than Taobao's elves.

Click into the tree fruit interface, and even cranberry and inkberry, rare tree fruits that can make the elf fur brighter, are available for sale.

But the price is as expensive as ever.

These are not the point. The point is that the items in the "elf market" are actually cheaper than Taobao!

"A Poke Ball only costs 8,000 yuan, isn't Taobao priced at 1W?"

"And this peach fruit, what the hell, 400 yuan? The black-hearted boss charged me 500!"

Looking at the heartwarming discounted price marked in red, Lu Cheng suddenly deplored:

"I knew there was such a place, how much money could I save!"

What Lu Cheng didn't know was that this elf market was originally a market formed by trainers and traders. Originally, only a small number of trainers passed word of mouth, so that not only the traders could save a lot of booth fees, but also the training. Homes can also get discounts.

Later, as the number of users continued to increase, even large companies took the initiative to join the "elf market". Ali, with a keen sense of smell, immediately seized the opportunity to acquire it. However, due to the regulations of the marketing department, the "elf market" only allowed formal training. Home and vendor registration.

If the "Elf Market" is opened to the general public, it will undoubtedly be a major blow to the state-run Elf department store.

After all, the general public has a great demand for elf props.

Lu Cheng is not an official trainer, so it makes sense not to know about this "elf market".

Like the 500 yuan a peach fruit that Lu Cheng bought online before, it came from the largest tree fruit planting company in country C, "The Roaring Whale Group".

The same company, the same tree fruit, only sells for 400 yuan a piece in the elf market, so it's no wonder Lu Cheng is not angry.

"I never imagined that one day, I would also become a leek." Lu Cheng murmured, "No, I have to hurry up and harvest the wool back!"

Clicking on the link sent by Zhao Dachun, it shows a diamond reputation store called "Customize and sell high-end Elf Cubes, Dachun Shop".

Elf cubes are divided into three levels: ordinary, mid-range, and advanced. The nutritional value increases proportionally with the price.

All certified high-level wizard blocks, the manufacturer must have a senior nutritionist or senior doctor certificate issued by the association.

Therefore, the "spicy chicken" and "braised pork" made by Dad Lu cannot be called Elf Cubes.

It's more like elf cooking -- food for elves.

A set of high-level sprite cubes sold for more than 100,000 yuan on Taobao. Zhao Dachun gave Lu Cheng a conscientious price.

Click to buy, the 3W deposit plus the 7W final payment was taken away from Lu Cheng's card at once, which made Lu Cheng a pain in the ass.

Trainers are too expensive!

This is just to let Mu Shougong evolve, and the 100,000 oceans are spent like this.

And Lu Cheng needs money to improve his system attributes, and his need for money is stronger than any trainer.

Lu Cheng said to himself with a bitter face: "The 20W yuan rewarded by the champion of the U20 competition should be able to support the evolution of the six tails, right?"

The full support of his parents gave Lu Cheng a sense of responsibility.

"Oh, does training equipment like a competition vest cost 150,000 yuan?"

After placing the order, Lu Cheng still stayed in the "Elf Market" to read the news, widening his eyes and amazement.

At this time, Lu Cheng was looking at the "Elf Custom Exercise Belt" launched by Layden last year. Like the competition vest, it can exercise the elves' endurance and speed.

However, due to the different sizes of each elf, Leiden only offers customized services, and the price is as high as 15W.

"Thinking about it this way, the system is quite generous..." Lu Cheng murmured.

"Ding - the rewards obtained by completing achievements and tasks, the host cannot be transferred or sold, otherwise it will be taken back by the system!"

As if feeling Lu Cheng's careful thoughts, the system immediately sent a prompt, and immediately added:

"Ordinary items such as gold beads are not included in this list."

"What are you thinking, there's no such thing!" Lu Cheng sneered as he continued to search.

Strangely, the information about the "charcoal" on the little guy's neck could not be found in the elf market. He changed the keywords and tried again and again, but to no avail, Lu Cheng had to give up.

Speaking of this charcoal, it is obviously not ordinary. After all, it can enhance the power of fire-type moves by 20%, which is considered a divine weapon for any fire-type elves.

Although the little guy still didn't understand the flames, but judging from the momentum of the flames, it was the past few days.

"Hey, what is this?"

Lu Chengzheng was brushing the merchandise with great interest~www.wuxiahere.com~ and suddenly a red exclamation mark appeared.

Clicking in, it was an invitation from the "Elf Market":

"Welcome, become the 426754th internal beta user of "Elf Market", "Elf Market" sincerely invites you to join the new test "Elf Forum" project, put forward your valuable opinions, and have a chance to get a mysterious gift package for trainers one!"

There are only more than 400,000 users in the Elf market, which is unexpected by Lu Cheng, but considering that the number of trainers is relatively small, and that Ali Company has not promoted it externally, this number is already the result of word of mouth.

"The Elf Forum?"

Clicking on the "Spirit Forum", a similar interface to most forums pops up directly, but the UI design is very beautiful, the mascot is a little gray monster in the shape of an alien, wearing a big astronaut helmet, it looks a little cute .

In the forum, there are various posts, such as item trading, elves communication, and some water stickers.

"My Kirby beasts can't get fat: who has a power amplifier? You can't buy them in the elves market. My electric monsters urgently need this evolution!"

"Stolen Guevara: Landlord, I don't have a power amplifier. Would you like to know about the battery?"

"My Kirby beasts don't get fat: get out, beg you, liars don't bother!"

"Pumpkin Monster: Yongjira evolves, wait for a communication slot online, paid!"

"Sawarang, the Messenger of Justice: This elf who has been exposed to the public and specializes in deceiving others, everyone beware of being deceived!"

"Explosion is art: Can a hundred naughty bombs beat James?"

Unconsciously, Lu Chengshui spent half an hour on the forum, laughing until almost tears came out.

Everyone in this forum is a talented person. I like it very much!

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