My Self - Insert Stash

-A better and more ゴゴゴゴ JoJo fic. Recommended by tabbium~

*Honestly, I prefer fics that just got a considerable amount of word count... I just can't stand 4K, it won't make me forget about my 3D life.

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Sypnosis: There are many moments in life when you start questioning exactly what you've done to deserve something. This? I must have either been a saint on the level of Jesus Christ or the Devil is my biggest fan if I'm in my favorite anime/manga. Oh well, at least I'm hot as Hell. That has to count for something, yeah? [Gamer Fanfiction]

Rated: T

Words: 30K

Posted on: fanfiction.net/s/13098940/1/Jojo-s-Bizarre-RPG (RobinRuken)

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Chapter 1

Many people have had various ideas about what happens when you encounter death. The Christians believed that you go to heaven if you believe in Jesus and follow his words, otherwise you're going straight to Hell. Those who practice Buddhism believe in reincarnation. Atheists don't think anything happens except becoming mulch.

And I can tell you with 100% guaranteed certification that I… am still a little foggy on the details, but I may have died with severe head trauma.

Why you may ask?

[Welcome to [Jojo's Bizarre RPG]! The land of crazy, unexplainable shit and flamboyant, muscley men! Say 'continue' to continue!]

That. That is why. That is currently a pink box floating in front of my face in this inky blackness that surrounds me. The only damn thing that I can see.

Why can I only see this box? Where is my body? The f.u.c.k am I? Why my favorite anime/manga? These are all my questions that cannot be answered at the moment, so my only choice is to "Continue." Whoa, my voice sounds weird.

[Before we continue, would you like to insert a new name? Please note, there's a chance you won't be related to the Jovial Joestars even if you choose their names.]

Hmm… well, seeing as how Araki seems to wear his musical tastes on his sleeve, and this is a video game… thing, I'll go with…

[Your new name shall be Dean Domino?]

Second favorite character from the Dead Money DLC just behind the lesbian waifu. Plus, it's catchy.

[Now choosing the setting for Player. Setting will influence [Traits].]

[...]

[Setting has been chosen.]

[Part 2: Battle Tendency, 1937, NYC]

Huh, cool. I always loved Battle Tendency, mostly for the Indiana Jones vibe. At least things are going to be somewhat simple, and it's giving me some time to prepare.

Oh shit, I just realized! I can go watch live Frank Sinatra shows! F.u.c.k yeah!

[Traits are an important part of the start of the game, giving you a few advantages.]

[Choose 3 [Traits]]

[x] Past Memories- You will retain all knowledge of your former life! +5 to INT!

[] Scammer- They say the pen is mightier than the sword, but you know a well sharpened tongue can beat everything! +3 to INT, WIS, and CHA! -2 STR, VIT, and DEX!

[] Knuckleheaded- Thinking may be useful, but it doesn't hurt to have a backup plan, ie a knuckle sandwich! +3 to STR, VIT, and DEX, and -2 INT, WIS, and CHA!

[x] Hamon Prodigy- You are naturally gifted in the mystical force known as Hamon! +25% learning speed for [Hamon] and +1000 MP!

[] Commanding Presence- You are one of those people that you just can't ignore. +50% increase in [Reputation] gains.

[X] Bizarre Destiny- From the day you left the w.o.m.b, something about you has been… bizarre. +10 LUC and a chance meeting.

Obviously choosing [Past Memories], meta-knowledge is a powerful weapon in a world where knowledge is power. [Hamon Prodigy] because f.u.c.k.i.n.g vampires are a thing here, and the extra MP seems extremely useful. As for [Bizarre Destiny], do I really have to spell it out? Most likely an easy access for getting in touch with main characters. And if not, +10 LUC with no drawbacks seems very handy.

[Generating character body. Generating complete. Please choose starting clothing.]

Dear Lord I look good! Six foot six with shoulder length black hair and icy blue eyes. And because I'm seeing my new self (that's going to take a bit to sink in), I am very proud of my Leeroy Jenkins. What? It's a matter of pride amongst men, and is the same as comparing boob sizes to each other!

Now, moving on from my mast, I do have an interesting birthmark. A key looking blotch of skin right over my heart. If that's a reference to Vera Keyes, I'll be happy. On the plus side, I can now say I have a literal key to my heart.

Moving onto clothing, I try to keep it simple. Normal trousers, boots, a button-up shirt, and I do include a black overcoat, fedora, and sunglasses, mostly for the cool factor.

Now, what do my final numbers look like?

Title: [N/A]

Name: Dean Domino

Age: 18

Race: Human

Stand: [Locked]

Level: 1

HP: 1000

MP: 2500

STR - 10

VIT - 10

DEX - 10

INT - 15

WIS - 10

CHA - 10

LUC - 20

Points - 0

Dean Domino is a young man who was reborn as a [Gamer]. And though his past is blank, his potential is infinite.

Huh, that's pretty decent, I think. And I do like the little description at the end there. But what caught my attention was [Stand]. Makes sense, when you think about it. Stands didn't just appear one day in the verse, they've been around… practically forever. And that means I can unlock it. Which means that I'm going to have to find an [Arrow].

[Stand by Me]

Stands are an instrumental, and eventually mandatory, additions to any Jojoverse arsenal. One that you need to get

Objectives:

Find an [Arrow]

Get hit by the [Arrow]

Rewards:

50,000 Exp

Unlocks your [Stand]

Oh cool, quests! And that's a load of exp. Hmm… I'm certain there was another way to get- oh crap, Anubis! I almost forgot about him!

[Saving Anubis]

The [Stand] known as [Anubis] is stuck in some museum, waiting for the day he can be released.

Objectives:

Beat DIO to finding [Anubis]

Rewards:

50,000 Exp

Gain [Anubis Stand]

[Anubis]'s undying loyalty

Failure:

Future Enemy

A way to shit on the douche vampire and get a badass sword/follower/second [Stand]? I'm in!

Wait… speaking of vampire, I'm in Battle Tendency. Where Jars is trying to become the Ultimate Lifeform. Can… can I become one, or at the very least, an Evolved Vampire?

[A True Immortal]

You have set your sights on not only achieving vampirism, but becoming an Evolved Vampire! Depending on your actions, this will be a walk in the park, or a deadly road.

Objectives:

Obtain a Stone Mask

Obtain MAX Lvl in [Vampire Physiology]

Obtain [Red Stone of Aja]

Bonus Objectives:

?

?

Rewards:

1,000,000 Exp

[Evolved Vampire Physiology]

[True Immortal] Title

Bonus Rewards:

?

?

Failure:

Possible Death

Oh f.u.c.k the hell yes~!

But these Bonus Objectives, huh? Seems interesting, and I'll definitely keep an eye out for that. Now, for gaining functioning immortality, my best bet would be to befriend Joseph in order to get the Stone. Yeah, that seems good. Thank God I chose [Bizarre Destiny]!

All though, there is one major roadblock preventing me from being able to be confident in my future. The [Reset]. And how will I be able to stop that? Killing Enrico Pucci and destroying the notebook before Made in Heaven is created.

[Stopping Heaven's Ascension]

You have made it a life goal of killing Father Enrico Pucci before he or anyone else can rewrite the Universe!

Objectives:

Kill Father Enrico Pucci

Destroy DIO's notebook

Rewards:

1,000,000 Exp

[Savior of the World] Title

Bragging rights

Failure:

Reset/Death

See! Now I have to do it. If not for living then for bragging rights alone.

[Now that your main goals have been set, let's send you in! Inserting Player in 3…]

Wait, do I even get a tutorial or something?!

[2…]

How am I going to grind my levels?!

[1…]

I'm feeling very ignored right now.

[0…]

A/N Hey everyone, thanks for starting off on this fanfic of mine. First things first, I am not going to set my foot anywhere near 'Golden Wind.' It's a great part, one of my favorites right next to 'Steel Ball Run,' and because of that, I'd probably butcher it without fail. I cannot see Giorno sharing the spotlight with Dean here, and I'm not even going to try my hand at the bullshit that is Crimson King and Gold Experience Requiem.

Also, I will be changing the cover as the story goes on. It will always have Dean's current appearance in it, and I've got three of them set up right now.

If you guys have any critiques or point out things that I skipped over, you will get a reply that is filled with thanks and brownie points.

Now, enjoy