My Senior Brother is Too Steady

Duxianmen, Xiaoqiongfeng.

Li Changshou stood in the forest with his hands behind his back, thinking rapidly in his heart.

The four swords of Zhu Xian hang on the top, asking me about my spring and autumn dreams.

The fairy is as wonderful as the clouds, so why should I borrow the holy name for my thoughts?

Well, this state of mind is too euphemistic. If it were expressed more conventionally——

Li Changshou's whole body was covered with black threads, his hands were used as claws, and there was nowhere to put them. His whole body was twitching, and he was grinding his teeth.

I'm so pale!

Did the Saint end up pulling him into the coaching staff?

The Catastrophe of the Gods was aimed at Jiejiao. All the members of Jiejiao were killed and injured. The Shijue Formation began to lose control. Zhao Gongming died tragically. , I’ve left most of my life to teach the immortals!

Of the eight disciples and the seven accompanying immortals, how many of them survived alive in the end?

The leader of the Tongtian cult unleashed the true fire, and in a fit of rage wanted to destroy the world and refine wind, fire, water, and earth, but in the end he was imprisoned by the Tao Ancestor!

If you go with Jie Jiao now, wouldn't that mean you are forced to be on the list of gods?

Although he is already at the front of the list of gods and has become the fourth-level righteous god of the Heavenly Court, and is about to rise to the third level, theoretically speaking, he is no longer affected by the luck of being a god.

but!

This matter is really not safe.

Today, Li Changshou finally understood why Uncle Zhao was so righteous, why Qiong Xiao and Bi Xiao were so playful, and why Taoist Duobao was so free and unrestrained...

Why are the top and bottom of Jiejiao so crooked? It’s not even the top!

Ahem, steady.

What is this called?

Li Changshou raised his head and sighed. The sage from next door had given the task, and it seemed that his sage had already acquiesced to the "loaning of tool men".

Calm down, calm down, the more times like this, the less likely you are to panic!

Silently reciting the "Standing Words Sutra" in his heart, the Baimei series of works slowly surrounded him, Li Changshou Yuanshen sat cross-legged and meditated, and his Taoist mind quickly calmed down.

At this time, the first thing Li Changshou thought of was not how ridiculous this thing was, but his own situation.

He is a disciple of the Human Cult, a heavenly immortal, and is now considered an unknown hidden golden immortal in the ancient world, but compared to the Yunxiao Fairy, he is no different from the dim stars and the white bright moon.

From these five questions mentioned by the sage of Jiejiao, Li Changshou discovered...

The sage may have been a bit too theoretical about the 'matter of men and women', and interpreted the matter according to the 'Great Way'.

But, can emotional matters be rationalized?

Taoism and human nature are inherently in a relationship where one is ebbing and the other is ebbing, the other is strong and I am weak.

The so-called Taoist nature refers to the degree of compatibility between the Qi Refiner and the Great Dao;

People often say that the longer you practice Taoism, the more you will become ruthless and extinguished. In fact, it can be understood as "integrating with Tao and increasing Tao nature", so that all life and things should be viewed from the perspective of "Tao".

The so-called human nature can be understood as the spirituality of all souls, which is the character and selfish desires of the Qi practitioner.

Li Changshou read a classic written by Mr. Fuxi, which discussed the influence of 'Tao nature' and 'human nature' on Qi practitioners. Li Changshou regarded it as a classic.

It says:

Most of the congenital beings are Tao-natured, while the acquired beings are mainly human (spiritual).

Therefore, it is extremely difficult for the Yunxiao Empress, who is an innate creature, to produce the 'feeling between a man and a woman' that is dominated by human nature.

Li Changshou could detect that Fairy Yunxiao was undergoing a process of 'reducing moral nature and increasing humanity', but this process was very slow and the amplitude was not large...

Therefore, no matter which angle you consider it, the relationship between him and Fairy Yunxiao now, to put it simply, is mutual admiration, and they can barely be regarded as close friends.

Of course, Li Changshou had to admit that because there were too many causes and effects on Fairy Yunxiao, and the great catastrophe of becoming a god was ahead, he was deliberately suppressing and avoiding his affection for Fairy Yunxiao.

But it is absolutely impossible to say that Fairy Yunxiao is attracted to him now.

Here, someone must have given a hint to Fairy Yunxiao, who did not understand this, and guided her feelings towards him from a little vague feeling to a favorable impression of love between men and women.

This person... is probably the Archmage.

But no matter whether it is Tongtian Cult Leader or Archmage, who has really understood Fairy Yunxiao? Who would think that Fairy Yunxiao doesn't understand the affairs between men and women?

But Li Changshou knows, Li Changshou knows.

She really doesn't understand.

Although Fairy Yunxiao is powerful and has practiced Taoism for a long time, she is just a clumsy newcomer in this field.

Fairy Yunxiao showed her kindness to him several times inadvertently, which made his heart waver for a while, but every time Fairy Yunxiao would lead him away with a chuckle, inadvertently revealing that there was still a long distance between the two...

Li Changshou simply summarized that if he had answered these five questions today according to the arrangements of Tongtian Cult Leader, then he would have three questions in front of him.

First, Fairy Yunxiao will most likely fall into her own contradictions;

Secondly, he will be trapped by the karma of interception and teaching, and he must make every effort to plan the catastrophe of becoming a god.

Thirdly, when he gets along with Fairy Yunxiao to a certain extent, he will fall into the embarrassing situation of having nothing to talk about. This depends on Li Changshou's understanding of the avenue, which is too shallow compared to Fairy Yunxiao.

How to break the situation so that the saint's face can be saved, Fairy Yunxiao can be happy, and it will not affect his current pace of cultivation?

Disaster!

Li Changshou carefully savored the five questions and standard answers relayed by Taoist Duobao. He could even imagine the situation in Biyou Palace at that time...

[Master Tongtian sat among the clouds and mist, and his clear and clear voice fell on the ears of the preoccupied Fairy Yunxiao.

‘Yunxiao, go find that person and just ask him five questions:

Wherever the great road goes, what is yin and yang?

Between prosperity and adversity, where will life be cut off?

All spirits are of the same kind, so what’s the difference?

Heaven and earth have an end, what things are endless?

Now that I'm here, what do you think?

If he answers:

Wherever the great road goes, everything is yin and yang.

Between prosperity and adversity, lock desires from the heart.

All spirits are of the same kind, one after another.

Heaven and earth will have an end, but the will will never end.

Now that you are here, you can understand what I am thinking.

Then, this person is your destined Taoist companion, who can go on the great road with you and enjoy the fruits of love. ’]

From these five questions and answers, we can see that Master Tongtian's Taoism is indeed extremely profound and he can directly interpret the Tao.

Change your own answer?

Li Changshou suddenly appeared in his heart, a picture of a formation with four fairy swords chasing him and shouting to kill him, and he suddenly trembled several times.

At this moment, his paper Taoist was still being dragged by Duobao, repeatedly telling him to answer these five answers one by one, and not to memorize them by rote, in case Fairy Yunxiao changed the order.

Li Changshou sighed lightly, already having a solution in his heart.

The main body left the mountain gate directly from the earth vein movement formation under the Alchemy Room and Xiaoqiong Peak, heading towards the coast of the East China Sea.

He calculated the straight line path from Sanxian Island to Duxian Gate, found a seaside town with beautiful scenery, stood in a peach blossom forest, and waited quietly for Fairy Yunxiao to come from the west.

——Going out on your own initiative is to avoid directly exposing the location of the Immortal Duo Sect to Taoist Duobao.

The reason for using ontology...

The saint is watching!

If he keeps fooling around with the paper Taoist, the Four Swords of Zhu Xian will be more than just a warning!

In the earth cave, Taoist Duobao took out the familiar treasure mirror, breathed in the mirror, and used his magical power to reveal the location of Li Changshou's body.

Taoist Duobao couldn't help but his eyes lit up. He glanced at the white-haired old immortal next to him, then looked at the young Taoist over there, tutting and laughing.

At that moment, Taoist Duobao dragged Li Changshou's paper Taoist towards the East China Sea and hid it where Li Changshou was.

Li Changshou's real body has not yet waited for Empress Yunxiao, so the paper Taoist...

"Eldest brother?"

A soft call floated from the distance of the earth cave, and two streams of light flew out, turning into two beautiful shadows.

The one on the left has a gold gauze skirt, a simple phoenix crown, and a sculpted waist. She is graceful and slightly charming, with a tall figure and a commanding aura. Several golden ribbons are fluttering around her body, giving her a world-shattering artistic conception.

This is the head of the female immortals of the Intercepting Sect and the Golden Spirit Holy Mother of the four major disciples of the inner sect.

The one on the right is wearing a grass-green dress, with flowing cloud hairpins, and two long strands of hair hanging in front of her body. She has a figure like a girl, with an exquisite figure. She is holding a whisk in her hand, giving her a sense of indifference and indifference. He doesn't seem to care much about anything.

This expert, whom Li Changshou had met before, was the Holy Mother of the Turtle Spirit among the four major disciples of the inner sect.

Yes, three of the four inner sect disciples are here, and they are all hiding in Taoist Duobao's 'Void Earth Cave'.

What are you doing?

Blind date?

Li Changshou was immediately under great pressure and really wanted to ask Master Xuandu to come with Master Ta.

He waited left and right, but there was still no sign of Yunxiao. Instead, Taoist Duobao picked up another group of... Jiejiao's heroes from the cave.

First, with the word "Master", the Fire Spirit Madonna and the Golden Light Madonna came with dozens of Jiejiao Immortals from Jin'ao Island.

After hearing "Senior Brother" a few more times, people came from Penglai Island, Fire Dragon Island, and Jiulong Island.

Li Changshou expressed tactfully that Senior Yunxiao might be unhappy. Taoist Duobao smiled calmly and left the earth hole...

A few thicker layers.

Afterwards, everyone around him looked at Li Changshou, full of loving care.

Li Changshou could only sigh slightly. Fortunately, he had already dealt with it before, allowing the body to hide its true appearance through 'physical means', and also used several layers of blinding techniques...

The most terrible thing is that Li Changshou faintly felt that the Taoist rhyme of the Tai Chi diagram seemed to be fluctuating again.

Eighty percent of the time, the leader of Tongtian Cult is also watching this place.

It's impossible, even my own sage...

Impossible, definitely impossible.

"I'm coming!"

Our Lady of Golden Light shouted in a low voice, "Senior Sister Qiongxiao sent word that Senior Sister Yunxiao is out!"

The crowd in the earth cave suddenly shook. Several Jiejiao immortals who were familiar with Li Changshou all sent words of encouragement to Li Changshou's paper Taoist in the earth cave.

There were already a few good Jie Jiao Immortals there who had names in the Great Tribulation of the Gods, and they began to discuss how to post the word "happy" and the couplet...

Li Changshou: Are they really all this free?

Now that the matter has come to this point, since Jie teaches you to do the first year of junior high school, don’t blame others for teaching you to do the fifteenth grade!

Li Changshou has made up his mind to use 90% of his deception skills later to give these Jie Jiao Immortals an 'Experience Report on the Style of Human Cult Taoist Companions'!

Whether there will be an increase in the number of Jie Jiao Taoists in the future has nothing to do with him teaching his young disciples.

The methods were all forced out!

In the earth cave, Li Changshou's paper Taoist said: "Fellow Taoists, I will release my mind first."

After saying this, his paper Taoist closed his eyes and concentrated, and all the dozens of immortals around him praised him for his kindness.

In the peach blossom forest, Li Changshou cheered up, took out a jade flute, and played a melodious melody.

【Fly freely in your heart~】

A white cloud in the distance stopped from high in the sky, and then quickly sank towards this place.

Yunxiao...

Already here.

…

The cloud fell, carrying a fairy dressed in white. Li Changshou turned to look, and the chirping stopped.

There is no need to say that her bright eyes and soft lips are extremely beautiful, and there is no need to praise her flawless white jade bearing. Just standing there and showing a soft and comfortable smile can make people forget the speed of the river of time and just want to freeze in this moment.

The sea breeze blew, and her long hair and skirt fluttered gently towards him.

Fairy Yunxiao opened her lips lightly and said, "How did you get here in your true form?"

Just as Li Changshou was about to say, "I haven't been named by the saint yet," he felt two knives on his neck.

At this time, those Jiejiao Immortals in the earth cave were about to encounter a secret passage. Yunxiao was extremely smart. Just one detail was enough to deduce many situations.

However, Li Changshou smiled and sighed, saying:

“I felt a little restless and wanted to go out for a walk.

Only then did I realize that this restlessness was because I came here to meet the fairy by chance. "

In the cave, a group of male immortals looked shocked, and many female immortals' eyes shone.

"Ah……"

Yunxiao chuckled and floated from the clouds. Li Changshou made a gesture of invitation. The two of them had a tacit understanding and took a leisurely stroll here.

Li Changshou smiled and said, "You and I don't like to go out, but we both went out today. I'm afraid something is going to happen."

"Perhaps I have influenced you," Yun Xiao said a little apologetically, "I went to ask the teacher for help before, and the teacher calculated that your situation should be so unsettling for you."

Li Changshou:...

Seriously, Fairy Yunxiao's magnanimity made him feel a little ashamed.

But Li Changshou could only smile and said: "Oh? The leader of the church actually predicted me personally? This really makes me feel flattered."

Yun Xiao was amused by Li Changshou's exaggerated tone and chuckled again and again, "I have secretly used the Hunyuan Golden Dou to deceive the secrets of this place. If you say this, the teacher will not be able to hear it."

Li Changshou: They are right under our feet, under our feet!

Speaking of which, Senior Duobao's magical power, Li Changshou, was willing to call it a unique skill.

"Whether the saint hears it or not, we all have to respect him," Li Changshou said seriously, "If you don't become a saint, you will always be an ant. Only when you become a saint can you transcend.

In this world, the six saints are six mountains, and you and I are all in the shadow of the mountains. "

Fairy Yunxiao nodded gently and said softly: "But I have never heard of your Taoist heart."

"What we as Qi practitioners seek is to transcend heaven, earth and the great road, and find our true self." Li Changshou clasped his hands behind his back and swayed his jade flute gently, "Of course I am not exempt from this 'vulgarity'."

Yun Xiao smiled and said: "If you put it this way, I am just a common person."

At this moment, another knife was placed on Zhi Taoist's neck, and a certain elder brother who did not want to be named said in a sinister tone: "Don't try to change the subject, just talk about that, and let me know by the way." Let’s open our eyes.”

The group of male immortals in the earth cave all praised him for his kindness.

At the edge of the peach forest, Li Changshou blinked.

Fairy Yunxiao asked curiously: "What's wrong?"

What else could happen? I was kidnapped!

"The fairy is really beautiful when she smiles," Li Changshou sighed, "I was searching my guts and wanted to recite poems and compose poems to suit the occasion, but I found that the poems I knew were not even half as good as your beauty. I can only use such a beautiful sentence to praise you. .”

In the earth cave, many Jiejiao Immortals silently took out jade charms to record events...

Fairy Yunxiao couldn't help but look to the side, the tenderness in her eyes not diminishing, "Why do you say such words so much today?"

Li Changshou said: "Fairy, do you know what does peach blossom mean in our human race?"

Yunxiao made some calculations with his fingers, and soon smiled with understanding, then he also carried a pair of catkins on his back, and said: "Since your heart is also palpitating, then...

Can I ask you a few questions? "

"Fairy, please speak."

"Wherever the great road goes, what is yin and yang? Where is the intersection between prosperity and adversity? All spirits are of the same kind, what is the difference between the successive ones?"

Li Changshou pondered for a few times and came up with the standard answer.

Open book exam, full marks.

As for the last two most critical questions, Fairy Yunxiao was a little hesitant and looked at Li Changshou, as if thinking and talking.

Li Changshou looked at her calmly, with a sense of peace and gentleness in his eyes.

Yunxiao said thoughtfully, "Your answer is quite good..."

"Fairy, do you have anything else to ask?"

Li Changshou took the initiative to hint that Yunxiao didn't seem to receive such a signal and shook his head slightly.

Yunxiao said: "Actually, this is a question asked by the teacher, and your answer is in line with what the teacher said. I probably understand that I have fallen into a catastrophe.

In fact, after I returned to the island, I decided to come to find you again, and I already knew the answer. "

Li Changshou smiled and said: "Fairy...can I call you Yunxiao a few times today?"

"Well," Yun Xiao nodded gently, with tenderness in his eyes, raised his hand to straighten a strand of black hair beside his ear, and said softly, "You are only allowed to shout here. You should be more careful in front of my brothers and sisters."

Li Changshou made a gesture of invitation, and the two continued to walk in the forest, but at this time Li Changshou had already sounded the clarion call to counterattack Jiejiao.

"Yunxiao, why don't you and I talk about how we look at each other?"

The first step is to avoid the most important and take the initiative!