My Siren Brother

The Earth, oh so blue,

Venus is single, get a clue.

The moon is your dog, hold its reins,

Shall it ever crash, you feel pain.

Mercury likes you, but beware,

The Sun might burn your u.n.d.e.r.w.e.a.r unaware.

Saturn will date you,

But Jupiter will hate you.

Mars is your only Ally,

But to your needs, it would never comply.

Uranus spreads lies,

While Neptune creates new ties;

But Pluto always cries...