My Stand-in is Steve

   Chapter 223 Where? Whole world meatballs?

   Fang ink became thinner.

   And it jumped very thoroughly.

   Just after he was given a foot massage by Axue, Fang Mo felt stomach discomfort not long after, so he walked into the toilet of the villa with a dark face.

   Fang Mo felt like he was eating Wallace and drinking Ganges water, and started a crazy jet.

   So he sat on the toilet and thought about life.

   For him, jumping thin is actually a very outrageous thing.

   After all, this is the first time Fang Mo has heard that the data-based life will still be **** lame.

   He had done a series of tests a long time ago. After cutting his body open with a knife, there was only endless nothingness in it, and even Fang Mo himself felt horrified.

   But it is such a body.

   It's even thinner.

   Fang Mo squatted in the toilet and thought for a long time, feeling that his body was probably more inclined towards some idealistic concept.

   Normally speaking, your body should be an empty digital shell with no internal organs at all, but the question is... Where does the food you usually eat go?

   Another point is the function of Xiaofang Mo.

   After various previous tests, it seems that Xiaofang Mo can still be used normally.

  But Fang Mo doesn't have a magazine at all right now, it's empty inside when he cuts it, so why can he still shoot out a destructive white light?

In summary.

   Fang Mo guessed that this might have something to do with his 'cognition'.

   He feels that he is still a human being and needs to eat, drink, and have sex, so his body has a similar function, allowing him to eat, excrete, and reproduce.

   But if you look into the principle of this, I am afraid you will be terrified.

   Let’s take the simplest example.

  Fang Mo swallowed two catties of corn, and then two catties of enoki mushrooms, but there was no residue in the feces the next day.

   To be honest, he began to wonder what the **** was going on with this shit, whether it was the residue after he had completely digested it, or the **** that the system refreshed for him by default, just because he wanted to **** or something...

   For example, he is now dwindling.

  Fang Mo suspects that this may also be related to his own cognition.

   There is no way, A Xue is the Queen of Ice and Snow after all, even if the coldness on her body is restrained to the extreme, it will be like ice that will not melt for a thousand years.

   Fang Mo asked the other party to give him a foot massage.

Taking into account the coldness of the other person's fingertips, this is equivalent to the hottest time in summer. Fang Mo made a big bucket of ice cubes, and then inserted his feet into it to physically cool down. Basically, anyone with some experience knows that if the feet are cold , the woman must have a stomachache, and the man must be sore.

   Fang Mo itself is immune to fire and ice.

   But he subconsciously felt that the soles of people's feet might become thinner after getting cold.

This is actually a bit like Saitama of One Punch Man. It's all kinds of instant kills to fight other weirdos. As a result, the cat is scratched by the cat, but the defense is broken, and the mosquito can't be hit. This is actually a problem of self-recognition. .

   "Damn, I just tricked Fury into shitting, but I didn't expect it to be..."

After    spraying, Fang Mo walked out of the toilet slowly after washing his hands, then made himself a cup of **** tea with a dark face, sat on the sofa and drank it.

   "Lord...Master..."

  Axue stood beside the sofa, looking helpless: "That... I'm sorry..."

   "It's okay, it's not your fault."

  Fang Mo took a sip of **** tea, then waved his hand indifferently: "You've done really well, but I have to eat some montmorillonite powder before the next massage."

   "Hey? What is montmorillonite powder?"

  Axue was taken aback.

   "Good stuff." Fang Mo said: "I can chat and laugh at Wallace after eating it, but there shouldn't be any here. When I can buy it in the future, I can stock up a little more."

"That…"

  Axue nodded, just about to speak.

   As a result, there was a sudden explosion outside, followed by the sound of something falling to the ground.

"Um?"

Seeing this, Fang Mo also turned his head and glanced out the window, only to see a red-haired **** of death landing on the ground. He didn't know what he was talking to Kurosaki Ichigo and Yeichi, but they both showed surprised expressions after hearing this. .

   "Asanjing Renji?"

   Seeing the male **** of death, Fang Mo recognized him very quickly.

  Yes, this guy is called Asanii Renji, he is the vice-captain of the sixth division captain Kuchiki Byakuya, and he is also the childhood sweetheart of Kuchiki Rukia who will be executed soon.

   Originally he was on the side of Death.

   But after hearing that Rukia Kuchiki was going to be executed, he also began to waver.

As early as before, he had fought with Ichigo Kurosaki in the Confession Palace. Of course, the two were still hostile camps at the time, but after witnessing Ichigo Kurosaki's determination to save people, he went back and thought for a long time. Still decided to betray the rules of the Soul Society and save his childhood sweetheart.

  In the original book, he should have come as early as noon.

  Due to the influence of Aizen Soyousuke, the sixty-fourth room of Shino kept speeding up the sentence.

And Kurosaki Ichigo and Sifengin Yeichi hid in the ground, completely unaware of this information, and they were still training their ability to decipher in a strict manner. Fortunately, Renji Asanjing found this place and told them about the early execution. , This allowed Kurosaki Ichigo to seize the time to learn the solution.

   But as it stands now.

   It is estimated that Fang Mo again influenced the plot.

   As a result, Renji Asanjing, who was supposed to appear at noon, didn't know why until he found it in the middle of the night, and told the two of them that the sentence had been brought forward.

   Since Kuchiki Rukia's execution time is noon the next day.

  So the current situation is that there are less than 12 hours before the execution, but Kurosaki Ichigo has not yet learned the swastika.

   "Looks like there's no time to waste."

   Kurosaki Ichigo gritted his teeth and pulled a weapon directly from the ground: "In order to save Rukia, I must learn the **** tonight, Uncle Zhanyue."

   "The world won't change just by saying pretty words, Ichigo."

   Uncle Zhanyue was also very cooperative, he picked up a knife and rushed towards Kurosaki Ichigo, the two of them scuffled again.

   As for Asanjing Renji next to him, he also turned around and bowed to Yeichi.

   I hope that the other party can also teach him to learn how to understand.

  Yayi thought for a while, and finally agreed to Asanjing Renji's request, took out another divine body, and helped Assanjing Renji practice 卍獍.

   Just when Kurosaki Ichigo and Asanii Renji were practicing sworn solution.

  Fang Mo is not idle here.

   He rummaged through Steve's backpack and quickly found a few things he could use to materialize.

   Among them, there is the great artifact of the ashes burning lamp.

   This is a prop that can burn the twilight thorns. Considering the strength of the twilight thorns after the reality, Fang Mo felt that this thing should not be too weak.

   So I saw him reach out and touch it.

  The Ash Burning Lamp instantly turns into a real golden magic lamp.

After the realization, this thing is a bit like Aladdin's magic lamp. It is said to be a lamp, but it is more like a very beautiful pot made of pure gold, with some incomprehensible magic inscriptions engraved on it, and it feels very warm to the touch. It seems to contain some kind of strange magic.

   However, he has not waited for Fang Mo to study and understand this.

   The Arcane Ring in his hand shook violently and automatically switched to the Ring of Flame mode.

  A burst of fiery magic power suddenly poured out from the pot of the ash burning lamp, which was swallowed up by the Arcane Ring, and then the appearance of the ash burning lamp lost its luster and turned into a rusted iron pot.

   As for the Arcane Ring.

  Fang Mo tried it and found that in addition to the temperature increase, the flame mode has a new function, that is, it does not emit flame, but simply controls the temperature.

   This is a bit like a remnant fire sword.

   Condenses all the flames and high temperature, and turns the enemy into ashes at the moment of touch.

  I have to say that this function matches the name of the Ash Burning Lamp.

   Except for the ashes burning lamps.

  Fang Mo also tested some other things.

   is like the dark matter base, and the universe meatballs.

After the dark matter base was realized, it directly turned into a black altar with a square of two meters. The whole body of this altar was dark, and there was a circle of incomprehensible runes inscribed around it. The surface was mainly circular. The geometric pattern is a bit like a magic circle.

   Fang Mo could feel that there were some special rules inside this altar.

   As shown in the game, it can activate the power inside certain items, amplify it, and spread it around.

   If you put the tidal amulet on it, depending on its power, it will be either a misty drizzle or an endless catastrophe-level torrential rain. If it is a molten flame amulet, it will be cloudless at light, and a thousand miles of red in the worst case.

   except for the dark matter base.

  Universe meatballs have undergone a new change after being realised.

   It was three meatballs the size of peeing cow balls, showing a booger-like black as a whole, constantly exuding an ominous blue light.

   "Ah this..."

   Fang Mo was also stunned when he saw the color matching of this meatball.

   He picked up a meatball and weighed it in his hand. It seemed to be quite heavy, at least much heavier than the enchanted golden apple. Most people struggled just to pick it up, and one bite would make the stomach droop.

   Fang Mo put the meatball under his nose and smelled it.

   has no taste.

   But this ominous color scheme…

  To be honest, Fang Mo was a little afraid to speak for a while.

   After all, according to the setting, the synthesis of the universe meatballs requires almost all the meat in the MC world, plus a pinch of cosmic neutron dust as pepper to taste, and finally rolled into three meatballs.

   Considering that this thing actually glows, Fang Mo is also a little worried.

   Isn’t this thing rich in dozens of trace elements and isotopes that the human body does not need?

  Fang Mo pondered for a while.

   Then he suddenly turned his attention to Axue.

   "Come here, Xiaoxue, come here."

  Fang Mo suddenly showed a kind smile, then took out a plate out of nowhere and put a ball on it: "I invite you to eat a ball."

However, Fang Mo hadn't even handed out the plate, when a crisp sound suddenly sounded, the plate shattered, and the whole black meatballs smashed directly on the coffee table, smashing the coffee table into a hole, followed by the entire floor. After a shock, the universe meatballs smashed through the floor and fell into the basement.

  “…”

   Seeing this scene, Fang Mo and A Xue froze in place at the same time.

   But after a while, A Xue said nervously: "Master, A Xue really knows I'm wrong, can you...can you punish me in another way?"

   (end of this chapter)