My Stand-in is Steve

   Chapter 244 This dragon learns to talk back today, and it can become Yutao tomorrow

   "Ah this..."

   Seeing this messy dragon's nest, Fang Mo was shocked again.

   "I said it, Master, you have to be mentally prepared." A Xue, who was beside him, said helplessly: "It's like this now, and I advise it not to listen. I'm really afraid of being discovered by others..."

   "Well, it's drooling."

   Fang Mo looked at the ender dragon sleeping in the dragon's nest, and he really couldn't hold back.

  Where is the little cutie who calls him Daddy in his arms? What is this thing that looks like a DND dragon in front of you?

  Thinking of this, Fang Mo suddenly became angry.

   So he stepped forward and kicked the ender dragon's ass.

   Hearing a bang, the ender dragon's body floated in the air for a short time, and then slammed back into the lair with a loud bang.

   Now the tonnage of the ender dragon is quite large.

   This smashed the dragon's nest a little, and instantly crushed a lot of stainless steel pots. Of course, even the gold coins were squashed a lot, and a large dragon-shaped pit appeared directly.

   was kicked abruptly, and the ender dragon also woke up in a daze.

   Originally, it was still a bit angry, and planned to give this blind thing a dragon's breath, but when he took a closer look, he found that the person standing opposite was not someone else, but the mother he had missed for a long time.

  Although Mom looks a little **** off now.

   But the ender dragon didn't notice that at all, and immediately became excited.

"Mother!"

  I saw the ender dragon roared excitedly, and then the huge body rushed towards Fang Mo, and the huge head like a car directly pressed against Fang Mo's chest, as if it wanted to rub.

   However, Fang Mo is getting angry.

   Of course, it is impossible to let the other party act like a spoiled child directly.

   So he raised his hand to block, and easily pushed the opponent's head aside.

   However, the ender dragon still didn't respond, and was still very excited. The giant tail behind him shook like an electric fan, and rudely swept down a large area of ​​trees.

   "Mom! Mom is back!"

I saw the ender dragon roared happily twice, then as if thinking of something, twisted and got into his lair, his front claws digging wildly in the pile of gold coins, and soon A skeleton was excavated.

   After seeing the skeleton, the Ender Dragon immediately became excited.

  I saw it opened its mouth to pick up the skeleton, carefully placed it in front of Fang Mo, and then stood not far away and straightened its chest as if asking for credit.

"you…"

   Seeing this scene, Fang Mo only felt that his head was as big as a bucket.

   Almost subconsciously, Fang Mo wanted to scold it, but just as he opened his mouth, he suddenly noticed a necklace on the neck of the skeleton.

   It was a silver pendant that looked quite delicate.

The    pendant is set with a magnificent and flawless red gemstone, which is adorned with other gemstones on either side.

   "What a beautiful pendant..."

  Axue said something a little surprised after seeing this necklace.

   It’s just different from A Xue, Fang Mo was not happy after seeing this necklace, but he couldn’t help but exclaimed: “Damn it! Aizhe Hongshi?”

   "Pretty, this."

  Ender Dragon, of course, doesn't know what Aizhe Redstone is. At this moment, it is young and has not realized the seriousness of the matter. It is just happily wagging its tail next to it: "I like it, but I want to give it to my mother!"

   "Damn, absolutely..."

   However, Fang Mo was not happy at all, instead he frowned with a headache.

   "Mom, don't you like it?"

  After seeing Fang Mo's actions, the Ender Dragon reacted with hindsight, and the excitement in his heart slowly turned into confusion: "It's very beautiful, why doesn't my mother like it?"

   "I ask you, where did you find this thing?"

   Fang Mo asked directly.

   "Grab it." The ender dragon said honestly: "It's far away."

   "Xizou?"

   Fang Mo asked.

   "I don't know." The ender dragon shook his head: "It's far, high, and there are many snowflakes."

   "Grass, really..."

  Fang Mo slapped his head violently, this is ridiculous, shouldn't this stupid dragon shark the group of ripple messengers?

In order not to affect the follow-up plot, he also went back to pull a shit, but he didn't expect the ender dragon to do everything that should be done directly. If even Qibelin was sprayed to death by a breath of dragon, Wouldn't the story of JOJO end before it even started?

  How can it be repaired, is this the power of destiny in the JOJO world?

   is really quite a headache.

   "Mom, did I...do something wrong?"

   Up to now, even if the Ender Dragon doesn't know how to read his words, he noticed that he seemed to be in trouble, and asked cautiously, "Why?"

   "You've done too much wrong."

Fang Mo helped his forehead helplessly: "I feel like your training is useless, why don't you go back and use a question mark pickaxe to dismantle a dragon egg and hatch it. If there is a chance in the future, I will send you to the DND world to find a dragon to marry. Get out."

  “?!”

   Hearing what Fang Mo said, the Ender Dragon was also taken aback.

  Although he didn't quite understand some words, he could still hear the disappointment in his mother's tone, and immediately panicked: "Mom, I was wrong, please forgive me..."

"you are wrong?"

Fang Mo looked at the ender dragon in front of him, and was still a little reluctant, but he must be strict in educating children, so he directly moved out of his mother's policy of treating him when he was a child: "Come, come, say it yourself, you Tell me, where did you go wrong?"

  Ender Dragon was stunned when he heard Fang Mo say this.

yes.

  What did you do wrong?

  Ender Dragon secretly observed Fang Mo, and then began to think about it. Mom was very angry when she saw the necklace, so did she give the wrong gift?

   "I... sent the wrong gift."

  Ender Dragon lowered his head and whispered: "Mom doesn't like this, beautiful things, then... Next time, I will send my mother a black female human, like Aunt Yeyi, but she is not allowed to become a cat."

   "Pfft..."

   Before Fang Mo could express his position, Xue Xue here couldn't help laughing out loud.

  “I TM…”

   Fang Mo's nose crooked when he heard this.

   "The problem is not here!"

Fang Mo couldn't help but let out a roar, and directly frightened the huge body of the ender dragon: "Look at how you don't like to be clean, look at your dog's kennel, you know that this is a dragon Nest, I don't know what the **** do you think the goblins have caught a bunch of female knights and put them on the party! Did I teach you that? Who did you learn this unclean energy from?"

"But…"

  Ender Dragon said aggrievedly: "Mom, I used to live in a kennel before."

  “…”

   Hearing this, Fang Mo was also stunned.

   As for A Xue next to him, he has completely turned on the play mode, and the joy cannot be spent.

   "Wow, you learned to talk back, right?"

After being laughed at by A Xue, Fang Mo couldn't bear it anymore, so he rolled up his sleeves and walked towards the Ender Dragon: "I think your crotch is really big and people are evil, okay, you like to talk back, right? It seems that it is time to educate you well."

   (end of this chapter)