My Stand-in is Steve

  Chapter 273 Disasters are always one step ahead of me

  Actually, when Fang Mo watched the first season of JOJO, it was already a long time ago.

   To be honest, he can't remember some of the details, but even so, he still feels something is wrong.

In the original book, after Jonathan and his party came to the Wind Knight, there were still many people working here, some were harvesting wheat, and some were fishing. Everything was the same as usual, and then a child suddenly flew like a Persian monkey. Came over and snatched everyone's luggage.

   This kid was hypnotized by Dior, and he wanted to lure everyone into the cemetery to cooperate with the zombies in an ambush or something.

   But as far as it is concerned, there is no living person around.

   Not only the living people, but even other creatures seemed to have disappeared. Fang Mo looked at the small map and found that it was unprecedentedly empty.

   Then this is a bit strange.

   "Be careful, there is a weirdness everywhere in this place."

  Qibelin is the messenger of Ripple after all, and when he saw this situation, he quickly reminded him: "We have been delayed in the cave for too long, and now the sun is about to set."

   "Wow! Wow!!"

   Just as he was talking, Danny, the war pet, suddenly let out a roar.

   "Danny, what's wrong with you?" Jonathan turned his head and looked at his pet dog: "Did you find something and want to tell us?"

   "It says it smells a bad smell, right up front."

  Fang Mo took the Sun Wheel Knife out of the package, then shrugged and said, "Actually... I seem to smell it too."

"what?"

  Spittwagen was taken aback after hearing this, and subconsciously said: "Master, you can understand the language of dogs, and you have a nose as sensitive as a dog. This is really amazing, just like a dog..."

   "Don't think I dare not beat you because you keep putting that commentary on."

Before the other party finished speaking, Fang Mo immediately interrupted: "I am so angry that I dare to destroy other people's ancestral graves. What do you think I can't do? Believe it or not, I just put a Grumm nameplate on it." You turned into an inverted man?"

   "Hug, sorry."

  Speitwagen quickly bowed his head and confessed: "I didn't mean that, Your Excellency the Mage."

   "In short, let's cross the river first."

   At the critical moment, Jonathan stood up to act as a peacemaker. He raised his finger and pointed to a small river opposite: "If Dior is in the castle, we have to cross this river first."

   "Exactly, let me show you the versatility of ripple."

  Hearing this, Qibelin also came out slowly, and saw him put his hands on the water: "Look out, Jojo."

  With the injection of the power of the ripples, a layer of strange ripples appeared on the water surface, and Qibelin stepped on these ripples with his toes, and walked to the opposite bank with ease.

   "Oh! Me too!"

  Jonathan's eyes lit up when he saw this, and then he jumped up suddenly.

  The power of the ripples burst out suddenly at the soles of his feet, temporarily hardening the river water into a mud-like texture. As soon as the river water soaked his ankles, he immediately withdrew and continued to take a step forward, and quickly ran over.

  Erina didn't say anything, but looked around.

   Soon she found a stone, so she held the skirt in one hand and the big sword in the other, hooked her foot to the stone and kicked forward, and the stone flew towards the river like a cannonball.

And Elena herself jumped up like lightning, tapped the stone lightly with her toes in mid-air, and the stone fell into the water with a bang like a heavy blow, splashing thousands of water splashes, and Elena was already graceful. She came to the opposite side of the river bank. She didn't master any ripple skills, and she just crossed the river bank with her own strength.

"This…"

  The two people on the opposite bank of the river were also stunned when they saw this scene.

"Even though I was mentally prepared, I was still shocked after seeing this scene." Jonathan couldn't help sighing, "Elena, how elegant and powerful your figure is, it's so beautiful .”

   "So you really don't think about learning Ripple?"

  Qibelin couldn't bear it anymore, and tried to comfort the other party again: "Ripple Qigong can delay aging, especially for girls."

   "Thanks, but I don't need it anymore."

  Erina patted her skirt lightly, and said very politely to Qibelin: "My body's aging rate is already very slow. If I practice Ripple Qigong again... I'm afraid I won't be able to grow old together with Jojo."

"All right."

  Qibelin also shook his head when he heard this: "You couple are really the envy of outsiders."

   And it was only during the conversation between a few people.

  Fang Mo on the opposite bank of the river also started to do things again.

With a wave of his hand, the whole river was suddenly stopped by a terrible force, and then the river slowly parted to both sides, just like Moses divided the sea, exposing the wet riverbed at the bottom, and a lot of fish and shrimps were floating in the water. They kept jumping and jumping on the river bank.

  Fang Mo just walked along the bottom of the river.

   "Why are you looking at me?"

  After walking across the river bank, facing the shocked expressions of everyone, Fang Mo also said lightly: "Did I say it before? I know the river **** Tam, what's wrong with telling him to help cross the river?"

   After finishing speaking, Fang Mo snapped his fingers.

  The river that was separated behind him merged instantly and began to flow again.

"that…"

  Jonathan reminded in a low voice: "Teacher, Mr. Spitwagen is still on the other side."

"I know."

  Fang Mo nodded: "I have already left the boat for him."

"Oh no!"

  However, not long after Fang Mo finished speaking, Elina exclaimed: "Mr. Spitwagen's boat sank, he fell into the river!"

  …

  In short, Spitwagen finally crossed the river smoothly.

   was planed by Danny with a dog all the way.

  Spittwagen felt as if he had been targeted by Fang Mo, but he had no evidence, so he could only wring out the water stains on his body with a bitter face.

  Fang Mo gave him a vengeful look, and could only say that the 'Bei Bi Shen' really fulfilled its mission.

   All in all, after the episode of crossing the river was over, everyone decided to continue walking in the direction of the castle. However, at this moment, the last ray of sunlight disappeared below the horizon, and night fell.

   "Oops, look at the terrain around you..."

   Qibelin looked around and said something in a deep voice.

  Jonathan looked up and found that there were all kinds of graves around him. He was also shocked at the moment, but before he could speak, the whole earth began to shake.

  Countless corpses crawled out from the ground, grabbed the legs of several people, and started attacking while screaming.

  Among the few people, only Qibelin was more experienced. As for the others, although they were strong in theory, they had no experience in actual combat after all. They were all taken aback when they saw this scene, and felt a little flustered.

   But Spitwagen is exceptionally dedicated.

He stared blankly at the scene in front of him, clenched his fists and said, "I...Although I was mentally prepared for this moment, I was still terrified and broke out in a cold sweat. That guy Dior is really here , the manipulation of the dead, and the **** betrayal of Ser Joestar... all of these, he is too evil to be forgiven!"

  However, the strange thing is that the surrounding zombies ignored Spitwagen one after another, and kept attacking the others.

  Although this scene was jokingly called commentary in the anime, Fang Mo actually observed it a little and found that it was not the case.

These corpses have almost no self-awareness, and only rely on instinct to attack the enemy. Jonathan and Qibelin are ripple messengers with extremely powerful life energy, and Elena has a demigod body. They have brought great benefits to the corpses. Therefore, the zombies will also instinctively attack these more threatening enemies.

  But although everyone was a little flustered at the beginning, with Qibelin as an example, they calmed down quickly.

I saw Elina took the lead in attacking, drew out her big sword and swept across, several zombies were cut off at the waist in an instant, and before their bodies fell to the ground, several sword blades slashed across, and the upper bodies of these zombies were directly sliced ​​into pieces. broken pieces.

   "Jojo, take it."

   Seeing this, Fang Mo threw the sun wheel knife in his hand directly.

Jonathan took the Sun Wheel Knife with his backhand, and the power of the sun resonated with the weapon instantly. Cooperating with the power of ripples, his whole body seemed to become a round of scorching sun, a huge aura erupted from him, and the zombies even It started to melt without getting close to him.

  Even the pet Danny roared and tore up several zombies in one breath.

   "..."

   After seeing everyone's performance, Qibelin also heaved a sigh of relief.

  It seems that the strength of my team is indeed very good, so it shouldn't be a problem even if the vampire is very strong, right?

  It takes less than a few minutes.

   These zombies were easily eliminated by several people.

   "What a powerful weapon."

   After killing these miscellaneous soldiers, Jonathan also looked at the sun wheel knife in his hand in surprise: "It's like a product specially designed to deal with vampires and zombies, and they were all dealt with in such a split second."

   "With this thing, our chances of winning against Dior will be even greater."

Qibelin looked at the knife enviously, and then said: "But this guy is really cautious, I thought he would ambush us here, but he didn't come out at all, he should be testing our strength in the dark Is it? I didn't expect that the guy wearing the stone ghost mask would be such a cunning guy... He must be eliminated immediately."

  Yes, in the original book, Dior actually appeared here, and he also used the vaporization freezing method to severely injure Zeppelin, showing almost overwhelming strength.

  Then why doesn't Dior appear here now?

   Actually, he was a little scared.

Originally, Fang Mo had evaporated for seven years, and Dior had relaxed a little, otherwise it would be impossible to poison George, right? The force burned off the entire arm.

   At that moment, he realized that the vampire would be overcome by the power of the sunstone.

   And that mage had already arranged all this seven years ago.

  When he didn't become a vampire, he could still fight Jonathan 50/50. When he became a vampire, he thought he was invincible, but in the end he was defeated by the opponent.

   Unexpectedly, all of this is in the calculation of the other party.

  Na Dio was really scared. He wasn't afraid that Jonathan would chase him down. After all, no matter how powerful the Qiao family was, they were only mortals, and he had all the means to deal with them.

   But this mage is different.

   What Dio was afraid of was that the mage would come to trouble him himself.

   Now that I am wearing the stone ghost mask, it is obvious that there is no turning back, so I have to be cautious with every step I take, and of course I won’t show up casually.

   It was like verifying Zeppelin's conjecture.

  After everyone finished off these zombies, there were a few strange noises from the surrounding woods, and then several black shadows fled towards the distance in an instant.

  Erina threw the weapon in her hand violently when she saw this, and the Ten Spring Sword drew an arc in the air, piercing the three shadows into a string, and firmly nailing them to the tree.

  Jonathan learned in style, and also solved a shadow.

Qibelin didn't have a weapon, so he grabbed the stone hastily and hit it, but the ripples couldn't continue to adhere to the stone. Although he hit a shadow, he couldn't leave the opponent behind, and soon several shadows escaped .

   "Dio is really watching us."

   Upon seeing this, Spitwagen immediately said: "I understand, it must be that Dior is also afraid of the existence of His Excellency the Mage, so he chose to test cautiously."

   "Go and interrogate those corpses first."

  Qibelin thought for a while and said: "It's best to get some information. If you don't get the information, you should get rid of them. You can't let these scourges stay in the world."

  Everyone nodded, and then walked towards the woods not far away.

  Jonathan's sun wheel knife has the characteristics of the sun, and the black shadow hit by him is directly turned into ashes, so the target of everyone is still the three corpses that Elena nailed to the tree.

  However, what everyone didn't expect was that.

  When Elena pulled the big sword out of the tree, the three guys actually let out a wryyy strange cry, and showed needle-like sharp fangs in their mouths.

   "This... a vampire!?"

  Zibelin said in disbelief: "It's not a dead body? Dio...what the **** is he trying to do!?"

  (end of this chapter)