My Stand-in is Steve

  Chapter 297 spread out, our captain Gan Rishu

   "I... am... you bully..."

  The tree man spoke intermittently, but there was still some filial piety in his dry voice.

   "..."

  Fang Mo was silent after hearing the whole thing.

   After a while, he directly took an ashes burning lamp from Steve's hand, which is the only thing in the game that can defeat Twilight Thorn: "Come on, you say it again to this thing."

   "Ba... Dad..."

  The tree man stammered and changed his words when he saw the ashes burning the lamp.

   "Look, isn't that a good thing to say?"

  Fang Mo also smiled when he saw this: "In fact, everyone in this world can speak well, but some people need a little help..."

"need help…"

  The tree man continued to learn to speak dryly.

Fang Mo looked at the tree man in front of him, and originally wanted him to show off his strength, but considering the red hat goblin's little talent show before, he clicked a few TNTs to play blasting with a lewd smile, so he had no choice but to give up this plan first .

   After all, this is a spaceship.

  What if the tree man came directly to Little Twilight?

  I am really not afraid, but it is estimated that the Mirano, the star-lord, will definitely not be able to keep it.

   But when Fang Mo was thinking about these things, there was a sudden sound of footsteps at the door, and then the door was pushed open, and Xingjue walked in directly from the outside.

   "Fang Mo, Rocket asked me to tell you that we have arrived at the territory of the Kerry Empire... Wait, Groot?"

Xingjue looked at the thorn tree man in front of him in a daze: "I just saw you wandering around in the cabin, why did you come here now? Can you teleport? And what about your bark? Going dark brown again?"

"You…"

  The tree man stammered.

   "I'm going! You can talk!?" Xingjue was taken aback: "You've only lived with Fang Mo for three days, have you learned to swear? Does Rocket know this?"

   "You...dirty...rocket...know..."

  The tree man said.

   "You..." Hearing this, Xingjue couldn't hold back anymore.

   But before he could say anything, the door was pushed open again, and a curious Groot walked in from outside: "I'm Groot? (What happened?

   Groot raised his head, and he happened to see the thorn tree man, and he was stunned.

  Actually, the thorn tree man was also stunned.

  I saw him looking down at his vine-like hands, and then at the gray tree figure Groot, as if he realized that the two were of the same kind.

   "I'm... Groot? (He... looks like one of Groot's people.

  Groot walked towards the thorn tree man in a little surprise: But he seems to be a child, did you make this your friend? He is...my child?

   "Strictly speaking, he should be your, uh... grandson?"

As Fang Mo was talking, he subconsciously glanced at the flowering tree man, only to find that the tree man had completely withered and disappeared, as if the flowering had exhausted all its nutrients. It's just a tree, or something like a seedbed.

  Thinking of this, Fang Mo didn't bother to think so much, and said directly to the thorn tree man: "Go, hurry up and say hello to your grandpa, you are his grandson."

   "You... grandpa... is... grandson..."

  The thorn tree man stammered and greeted Groot.

   "..."

   Groot was stunned after hearing this, and opened his mouth wide.

   "Wait, two Groots!?" Xingjue didn't come back to his senses until now, and he was in a daze: "It's not...Fang Mo, is this your fault again?"

   "Quiel! Are you slacking off here again?"

And at this moment, Drax and Rocket Raccoon also opened the door and walked in: "I just asked you to inform Fang Mo, not to let you come here to be lazy, now it's your turn to fly the spaceship... Fuck! Groot you How did you have a baby!?"

   "I'm Groot! (I wasn't born, Fang Mo borrowed my seed!

  Groot quickly explained when he saw this.

"Water valve!?" Rocket Raccoon's hair exploded after hearing this, his two little paws kept scratching his head, it was like a thunderbolt, and his three views were smashed: "This...isn't...oh my God...I said dude , There are indeed no women on this boat, but you can’t do this kind of thing to a tree, can you!? Dude, your XP is so strange!!”

   "No, please listen to my explanation first..."

   Fang Mo raised his forehead, the misunderstanding was a little big, and he wanted to explain it quickly.

   "Yeah, I think it's weird enough that I **** in a pan."

However, everyone didn't give him this chance at all, and Drax couldn't help but said: "I didn't expect you to be weirder than me. To be honest, I always thought this tree was a man. How did you find it?" Is it a woman's?"

   "Listen to my explanation first..."

   "Trees are not gender-neutral, you idiot."

Rocket Raccoon yelled at Drax, and then slapped his face fiercely: "No, now is not the time to say this... I'm really Falk, I thought that as the captain, I would have to deal with a lot of mess, but I didn't expect The first mess to deal with was actually the private life of the team members... By the way, Fang Mo, don't you know how to take some insurance measures?"

   "Listen to me first..."

   "I'm going! Is that what happened!?"

  After hearing what Rocket Raccoon said, Xingjue suddenly reacted: "I thought I was lustful enough, but I didn't expect you, Brother Fang Mo, to be even more powerful than me..."

   "Isn't the master drafting endless?"

  Fang Mo patted the table, and then directly pulled out the Mayuling knife.

   "..."

  The people who were chattering just now stopped instantly.

   "That, Fang Mo..."

   Xingjue was silent for a while and said: "I think there may be a misunderstanding about this matter, why don't you explain it first?"

   "If you don't take a knife, you won't be able to restrain you, right?"

Fang Mo rolled his eyes, and then he said: "I just broke a tree branch from Groot, and when I came back, I used magic to give birth to it a little bit, and it turned out like this... You can question my Personality, question my character, but you must not question my XP, I am an absolute pure love God of War."

   "So, he's just a branch of Groot?"

After listening to Fang Mo's explanation, everyone seemed to have gradually calmed down. Rocket Raccoon touched his chin and said strangely: "But he doesn't look like Groot. Groot is a tree, but he...more like Some kind of vine?"

   Rocket Raccoon was right.

   After all, this thing is a hybrid of Thorn Rose and Groot, so it also has some characteristics of Twilight Thorn.

Although he looks like a tree man, he is formed by countless entangled and twisted vines. He is a bit different from a tree man like Groot. Among the people present, only Rocket Raccoon has lived with Groot for a long time , in order to discover these details.

   "Uh... well..."

  Faced with Rocket Raccoon's doubts, Fang Mo also had his own unique explanation: "He just looks like a vine, but in fact it is a real tree, so... I call it a vine tree."

   "That's his name?"

   Xingjue asked: "Why does it sound a bit strange? Is this more like a biological genus?"

   "Well, it does make sense..." Fang Mo nodded thoughtfully, and it was too scary to directly call this thorn tree man Fujimoto tree. What if this guy suddenly started to fight Yan Quan one day?

   "emmm..."

  Fang Mo pondered for a moment, then suddenly clapped his hands and said: "Yes! You see that he is covered with thorns, why not call him a thorn bully!"

   "The Thorns?"

  Rocket Raccoon gritted his teeth when he heard this: "Good guy...then can he still 'shoot'?"

   "You are worthy of being the captain of the Rocket and the Tucao servant. Your salary is doubled this month." Fang Mo directly gave Rocket Raccoon a thumbs up: "As a thorny bully, of course he can shoot thorns, and not only that, he has to be able to..."

   "I can see it."

  Rocket Raccoon rubbed his head with a headache: "You just like to see other people have a headache?"

   "This is all discovered by you."

  Fang Mo laughed: "Actually, I was a sparganosis in my previous life, and I like seeing people with headaches the most... I can't imagine that this habit has not been changed in this life."

   "Like...seeing...people...headaches..."

  The thorn tree man began to speak intermittently again.

   "This tree can actually speak human language?" Rocket Raccoon didn't want to continue talking with Fang Mo, so he simply changed the subject: "His vocal cords are more complicated than Groot?"

   "It's normal that one generation is better than the next."

  Fang Mo explained: "But he probably doesn't understand the meaning of these words, he is just imitating the syllables."

   "Well, it looks like we're going to have another crew member."

  Rocket Raccoon waved his hand and said: "But the good news is that this crew member doesn't need to eat, so our food conditions will not be reduced because of this, just give him some water and sunshine."

   "Does he need to be fertilized?"

  Drax asked a little eagerly.

   "No need!" Rocket Raccoon glared at Drax viciously: "If you ask such unreasonable questions again, I will throw away your broken pot!"

   "Haha, it's useless if you throw it away."

Drax laughed directly after hearing this, and waved the frying pan in his hand: "This thing is so loyal, you will fly back by itself if you throw it into the universe, I really love this weapon now, who will use it in the future?" Still using knives...that's a fool's weapon."

   "I should really have listened to Fang Mo's advice."

  After hearing what Drax said, Rocket Raccoon also helped his forehead: "If I knew it earlier, I should have buried Ronan in the soil as compost. At least you won't be carrying a toilet all day to show off your power..."

   But this is not the end.

  The hull of the Mirano suddenly shook violently, as if it had been hit by something.

   "Fack!" Rocket Raccoon patted his head, and quickly turned his head and ran towards the cab like flying: "I'm too busy talking to you guys!"

  (end of this chapter)