My Stand-in is Steve

  Chapter 521 Our pet dog wakes up

   "Master Gu Yi, are you postmenopausal?"

  The girl asked, blinking her big eyes like a simple and curious baby.

   "..."

On Gu Yi's side, after hearing this question, the hand that was about to turn the pages of the magic book was instantly suspended in mid-air, and a stunned expression appeared on his face. You know, she has spent nearly a thousand years , but no one has ever asked her such a question.

  However, being the supreme mage, Gu Yi is still very stable in terms of mentality.

  I saw that she first observed the girl carefully, and then raised her head to look at Fang Mo who was not far away. After a little thought, she immediately reacted.

   "She...is your companion?"

  Gu Yi looked at Fang Mo, pondered for a while and then asked.

   "Fuck, you have good eyesight." After hearing Gu Yi's question, Fang Mo also showed a slightly surprised expression: "You can see this?"

   "Actually...I heard it."

  An expression of helplessness appeared on Gu Yi's face: "She is too similar to you, and she is not human. Just think about it and you will know what's going on."

   "Since you have seen it all, let me introduce it to you."

Different from the helplessness on Gu Yi's face, Fang Mo is quite happy here. He slowly walked over from a distance, and then pointed at the little demon beside him: "This is my partner, little demon. , Of course, if you define it according to your Karma Taj's view of the Dimensional Demon God...she should be regarded as my family member."

  After introducing his partner, Fang Mo pointed at Gu Yi in turn, and turned to his partner and said, "You don't need me to introduce you, do you?"

   "If you listen to the question I asked her just now, you will know that there is no need for it."

  The little demon spread her hands and said.

   "Oh, that's right."

  Hearing this, Fang Mo also nodded.

Just mentioning the question just now, Fang Mo suddenly raised his head and looked at the Ancient One Master in front of him: "But it is true, the question she asked just now... I am also very curious, so can you explain it to us? for a while?"

   "..."

   After hearing what Fang Mo said, Gu Yi obviously began to have a headache.

   "No, why haven't you moved yet?"

Seeing that Gu Yi didn't say a word, Fang Mo couldn't help but said again: "What? Is it because this matter is very private, so it's not convenient to tell me? That's okay, I can also become a magnetic track ..."

  “…The power of the dark dimension can not only prolong life, but also heal all wounds.”

Under Fang Mo's continuous questioning, Gu Yi, who had been silent for a long time, finally spoke: "Kama Taj's magic system is like this. We extract energy of different dimensions to cast magic, such as disabilities or terminal illnesses. Things that medicine can't currently fix, we can convince our bodies to overcome them."

  Although what Gu Yi said was very cryptic, the two of them still understood the meaning of the words. It was obvious that Gu Yi's body functions were still normal.

   But the more so.

   Fang Mo admired each other more.

   You know, girls will always be very irritable for a few days every month. After all, when the stomach hurts, all kinds of negative emotions will come up directly.

  Fang Mo has also talked about girlfriends, and knows that sometimes they really can't even control themselves.

  However, Ancient One was able to persist in this situation for nearly a thousand years.

  For a normal girl, assuming that menopause begins at the age of thirteen and menopause occurs at the age of fifty, then there will be a total of thirty-seven years to come to the aunt.

Calculated on average, if the occurrence is relatively regular, then after excluding various accidents, the stomach pain will probably be more than 400 times, and if calculated according to the three days of each pain, almost a girl will have more than 1,300 pains in her lifetime. sky.

   But Gu Yi is more awesome. Assuming she only lived for more than 800 years, she would be in pain for nearly 30,000 days. Thinking about it carefully, this is too much suffering.

  She has guarded the earth for nearly a thousand years.

   But in the end, there was not even a single person who reminded her to drink more hot water.

According to Fang Mo's idea, the reason why the supreme mage Gu Yi didn't want to live anymore, and planned to find Strange to replace Zhiji, maybe it was an idea that popped up during his menstrual period, because he was too emo, it's all like this If I feel uncomfortable, I have to guard against the invasion of the Dimensional Demon God every day. As time goes by, I can't think about it.

   And the reason why she chose Strange may be precisely because he is a gentleman, and he has no troubles in this regard at all.

   "Shocked! Dormammu's power is so terrifying!"

  Thinking of this, Fang Mo also immediately shouted: "The dark dimension is extremely dangerous, and the Supreme Mage has shed blood for nearly a thousand years because of this. Later generations will record it in the annals of history and call it... a thousand-year **** battle!"

   "So you persuaded your own body to make Maou turn back into an ovary?"

Besides Fang Mo, the little demon beside him was also surprised; "Wow, it's amazing, is Kama Taj's magic so unreasonable? Then can I also convince my body that it's not good?" Come here? You know... that thing is annoying."

   "Then you can try to ask him for help."

  When Gu Yi heard this, he directly raised his finger to Mo below.

"…Eh?"

However, after hearing Gu Yi's words, Xiao Yao was taken aback for a moment, but soon she realized that a strange expression appeared on her small face: "No... Are you the supreme mage or the supreme filthy master? Then Why don't you have a baby with Dormammu?"

   "What? What are you talking about?"

After seeing the other party's performance, Gu Yi's face seemed to be a little troubled: "I mean, Fang Mo has swallowed Dormammu's dark dimension, and currently he is almost one of the most powerful dimensional demon gods, you If you want to practice magic to block your menstrual period, you can ask him to borrow strength..."

"ah…"

  Hearing this, the girl froze in place for a moment.

   "What's more, for now, I don't think you will be troubled by that kind of thing." Gu Yi thought for a while and added: "After all, you look...you are still young."

   "Puff...Puff..."

   And after Fang Mo heard the conversation between the two, he couldn't hold back anymore. He was holding back his laughter as if he was sifting chaff, and his whole body was shaking non-stop.

"Um!?"

  The little demon raised her eyebrows, and turned her head to look at Fang Mo viciously.

   "..."

  Fang Mo's expression immediately became serious when he saw this, and he hurriedly pretended to be nonchalant, and turned his head to admire the scenery next to him.

   "You old pervert..."

Xiao Yao gritted her teeth and stared at Fang Mo, but soon she sighed helplessly and turned to explain to Gu Yi: "Actually, he made me look like this, I didn't look like this before, He practiced..."

   "Hey, don't talk nonsense about this!"

Hearing this, Fang Mo immediately explained: "At the beginning, you only gave me a bunch of memories, and then I didn't think about anything when I snapped my fingers. Is it you who became like this? When the two of you were in the dream, you didn't look like yourself, let alone the COS golden retriever princess..."

   "Nonsense, I was playing games in my dream."

  Xiao Yao replied not to be outdone: "My role in the astral world was originally made that way. I happened to be exploring in it in a dream that day. You can talk nonsense if you know a hammer... And who said that what I gave you is a memory?"

   "Huh? Isn't it?"

  After hearing Xiao Yao's explanation, Fang Mo couldn't help being taken aback: "But when I checked, I found that it was just a ball of memory..."

   "That's because you're an idiot."

Xiao Yao rolled her eyes: "I know what you were thinking at the time... When I sent you a photo for the first time, you just put it aside and kept smiling lewdly, what did you say, hehe, small is also very cute, You must have thought of something good when you snapped your fingers, right?"

   "Don't smear people's innocence with empty words."

  Fang Mo said with a guilty conscience: "Then... if you don't like the current appearance, haven't I taught you about the function of customizing Steve? Just make a new shape for yourself."

   "...well, forget it."

  However, what Fang Mo didn't expect was that Xiao Yao shook his head unexpectedly: "Let's do this first."

   "But don't you dislike it?"

  Fang Mo touched his head.

"Well... it's not that I don't like it at all." The little demon shrugged and said, "The main thing is to keep it like this, so you won't be able to change your mind, right? head on."

   "...6."

  After hearing the other party's explanation, Fang Mo didn't know what to say.

  I can only say that this **** little thing is indeed the guy who has been with her for so many years, she really knows herself too well.

   "Can I interrupt you two?"

   Fortunately, at this time, Gu Yi spoke in time, and she asked Fang Mo: "So you brought her here...the infinite gems should have been collected, right?"

"Oh, yes."

  Fang Mo nodded directly. After all, there is really no need to hide this kind of thing, anyone with a discerning eye can see it.

   "Then can you return the Time Stone to Strange?"

  Gu nodded, then suddenly said.

"Well…"

  Hearing this, Fang Mo suddenly remembered, and he was stunned for a moment.

"Um?"

  After seeing Fang Mo's expression, Gu Yi seemed to have noticed something. He frowned and realized that things were not as simple as he thought: "What's the matter, did something unexpected happen?"

   "Well..."

  Fang Mo's gaze also began to wander.

   "Just tell the truth." Seeing this scene, Gu Yi rubbed his temples with a headache: "I'm already dead, so I can't do anything to you, can I?"

   "Ahem, that's right."

Fang Mo coughed twice in embarrassment: "I did intend to return the Time Stone to Strange, I can guarantee this, but... I had an accident when I snapped my fingers with the Infinity Gauntlet, All six Infinity Stones exploded."

   "..."

  Gu fell silent when he heard this.

"You can't blame me for this." Fang Mo quickly spread his hands and clarified: "I didn't know that infinite gems would explode. To be fair, I still have a module that I haven't unlocked, and that thing is special to me. It's important, and I ended up **** myself over."

   "The Infinity Stones are the six singularities left over from the Big Bang."

  Gu Yi sighed helplessly: "They play a vital role in the balance of the universe. Now that you destroy them, the universe will become more and more unbalanced..."

   "This, it doesn't really matter, does it?"

Hearing this, Fang Mo couldn't help but start to say: "If you look at it according to the sacred timeline... It is also destined that the Infinity Gem exploded, but it is set on their side that Thanos exploded the Infinity Stone." Gemstones, but it’s me here, and it doesn’t feel bad.”

   "Holy Timeline?"

  After hearing this sentence, Gu Yi seemed to be stunned: "What is that?"

   "Huh? You don't know?"

  Fang Mo looked up at Gu Yi, as if he was also a little surprised.

  But soon, he suddenly realized, yes, this ancient one really doesn't know what the sacred timeline is.

   If he remembers correctly, as early as in the original work of Avengers 4, the Avengers traveled to the past through the quantum realm to borrow the Infinity Stones, but Gu Yi refused to borrow them on the spot.

  Her reason is also very simple, because after the Infinity Stone leaves her world, the universe will be out of balance.

If she knew that there was a sacred timeline at the time, she would naturally not reject the other party. Anyway, the sacred timeline is the correct script, but it turns out that she really didn't know it until Dr. Banner told him that Strange would use The time gem was handed over to Thanos, so she looked confused.

   After that, she also decided to trust the judgment of Strange in the future, and lent the Time Stone to Banner.

   Judging from the performance in the movie.

  Gu Yi probably didn’t even know there was such a thing.

"so…"

   And the fact is just as Fang Mo thought, after hearing this word, Gu Yi seemed to be a little confused: "What exactly is the sacred timeline?"

   "This is a long story."

Fang Mo touched his chin, and explained in as concise a tone as possible: "In short, it is something like a script, and then there is an organization above the timeline of the single universe. They hope that the timeline of the entire multiverse Can follow their script..."

   But this is only half the story.

  The entire pure white space-time suddenly vibrated strangely, and then everything gradually fell into darkness.

"…Um?"

  Fang Mo was also stunned when he saw this, and subconsciously raised his head to look at Gu Yi, and the other party also cast a questioning look at him, which was also very obvious, probably asking if he did it.

   "I didn't do it."

  Fang Mo shook his head, then closed his eyes, and immediately checked his own world with the authority of the Dimensional Demon God.

  As a result of his inspection, he discovered that the problem was not the pure white space-time, but the dark space-time next door, which was just affected by the power of another dimension.

   "This is... Shoggoth awakened?"

   Seeing this, Fang Mo also showed a slightly surprised expression.

   "Shoggoth? What's that?" Hearing this, the little demon beside Fang Mo came over curiously: "Isn't that something from the Cthulhu mythology?"

   "Uh...actually it's our pet dog."

  Fang Mo heard this, and also explained: "Of course, you can call it a cat. It was raised with Axue when I was in the chainsaw dungeon..."

   "Huh? Who is Ashue?"

  Xiao Yao immediately discovered the problem keenly.

   "Ah this..."

  (end of this chapter)