My Stand-in is Steve

  Chapter 525 Can't you just respect the dead?

   "It's okay, you can do your work first."

  Nyarlathotep had a hearty smile on his face: "Don't worry about us, after all, it's still some time before the orchestra plays."

   "They are..."

  When everyone heard the words, they also looked at Naia curiously.

  However, looking at it this way, it is a bad thing, after all, the things Naia brought are not human at all.

  When they saw the almost indescribable paradoxical entities behind Naia, which seemed to transcend logic and cognition, everyone felt a splitting headache at the same time.

  All their senses are distorted and confused at this moment.

  The floor is singing.

  Fingers also danced.

   Their hearts were filled with a kind of restlessness, as if everything around them had lost their boundaries, and reality began to become blurred, like a howling mass of corrupt mud, making people sick to the point of madness.

  The mages of Karma Taj lose themselves in the first moment.

  The vast majority of them fell to the ground and began screaming, wriggling, writhing, and uttering profane whispers that were not human.

   And even a group of Avengers who are extremely determined.

  At this moment, the brain is also tingling.

   "Don't... don't look at them!"

   Fortunately, at this time, the mantis woman with the most sensitive spiritual sense suddenly reminded everyone.

   She closed her eyes tightly, buried her head in her knees and squatted in defense: "Everyone, don't look at them! They will go crazy! They are... the same kind as Fang Mo!"

   Unlike the others however.

  Fang Mo didn't feel any discomfort at the moment.

   "Fuck, Naia, are you bringing Mr. A's entire band here?"

Seeing the large group of foreign gods behind Nyarlathotep, Fang Mo was obviously a little surprised, and immediately complained: "There is no one to blow the trumpet for your family A, so he won't wake up, right? "

   "Don't worry, there are still many unknown players in the temple that transcends all universes and time and space."

  Nyarlathotep smiled when he heard the words: "I brought only a small part this time. Of course, most of them are just curious about you."

   "What? Curious about me?"

  Fang Mo was taken aback.

   "Exactly."

   The person who spoke was not Nyarlathotep, but from the other end.

Fang Mo turned his head to look, and found that it was a burning green gaseous flame. At this moment, it was like a spiral flame column composed of smoke and light, floating there quietly. As for the sound... well, it even Not sound, but a form of communication that goes beyond the five senses.

   "Nia said that he met a new Outer God, so we wanted to come and have a look."

  This green beam of light is communicating with Fang Mo in an unknown way: "At first I didn't believe what Naia said, but now it looks like you are indeed a new Outer God."

   "This is Turzcha."

  The other party had just finished speaking, and Nyarlathotep also introduced it at the right time: "He is the ultimate ruler of the original energy of the universe. Of course, he is also an excellent dancer."

   "Um... hello."

  Fang Mo touched his head when he heard the words, but he didn't expect that all these foreign gods came for him.

   "Is this your avatar?"

  After hearing Fang Mo's words, Turzcha here also asked.

Although he is just a green-white gaseous flame, he can perceive everything around him. He observed Fang Mo carefully, and then said strangely: "Well...but why are your two incarnations at the same time? appear here?"

   "Two avatars?"

  Fang Mo was taken aback for a moment, then turned to look at his partner beside him.

   It was also the first time that the other party saw the outer **** of the restraint system, and she was looking at him curiously, but probably because of the protection of the MC, she also did not fall into madness.

   "She is my daughter... ahem, well, this is my family member, and also my girlfriend."

   After thinking for a while, Fang Mo opened his mouth to explain.

   It was just that after that, he sneaked another glance at Xiao Yao, but the latter just glanced at him, and unexpectedly did not refute anything.

   "It's just dependents?"

  However, at this moment, another foreign **** suddenly spoke up: "No, I think it is clearly another incarnation of you."

  The appearance of this Outer God is also very strange. It looks like a mass of grey-brown slime, vaguely showing a human shape, but the whole is constantly decomposing and reconstructing.

Of course, this is not a situation of melting and regeneration, but a more weird and bizarre... It seems that there are countless complete and damaged frames, which are constantly flickering and alternating, which makes His body look chaotic. The feeling of collapse.

   "Oh, this is Kayah Kaalh."

   Seeing this, Nyarlathotep introduced to Fang Mo again: "This guy can dance as well as Turzcha, my boss likes it."

   "So why did he use his avatar to combine with himself?"

Having said that, a group of indistinct pale white Outer Gods spoke, His voice was sharp and monotonous, just listening to it made people feel a little sick: "If you really want to have a few children, you can't go to Sha Cloth? Or other outer gods are also fine.”

"not me…"

  Fang Mo immediately raised his forehead when he heard the words.

   Before he opened his mouth to explain something, Nyarlathotep next to him seemed to have noticed the little demon, and suddenly seemed to have discovered something: "Huh? She is..."

"My family." Fang Mo reiterated again, and then he gave Nyarlathotep an angry look, and said, "Isn't that what you said before? Lovers will eventually get married, that's all right now." , so we got married..."

"you this…"

But what Fang Mo didn't expect was that Nyarlathotep stroked his chin thoughtfully, stared at the little demon and looked back and forth a few times: "No, she's not your family member, she's in too much of a state. Strange...take another look."

   "...Why is Obama so weird?"

  Xiao Yao frowned when she saw this, she seemed a bit too uncomfortable to be watched by so many people.

  But soon, Nyarlathotep seemed to understand something, and nodded suddenly: "Oh, that's how it is...I didn't expect you to be able to do this kind of operation."

"ah?"

  Fang Mo was stunned when he heard the words: "What are you talking about?"

   "Haha, nothing."

Nyarlathotep laughed directly when he heard the words, and then he waved his hand, as if he didn't intend to explain anything: "I think she must have been very delicious at the time. The guy who played the cards, I like to be friends with you more and more."

   "No, can you stop..."

   "Sorry to bother everyone." Fang Mo was just about to speak, but another voice suddenly sounded.

  Fang Mo turned his head and saw that the person who came was Doctor Strange.

At this moment, orange light was shining all over him, as if he had used some kind of protective magic to resist the unconscious spiritual pollution of the outer gods, and he said with a serious face: "This is the funeral of the former supreme mage Gu Yi, Ka Mataj does not welcome you here."

   "Oh, come on."

When Nyarlathotep heard this, he said with a smile: "Your Majesty, I, Nyarlathotep, have rarely admired anyone in my life, but I only respect those human beings who dare to fight against evil gods." , just give me face and let me attend her funeral."

   "Then please stop your indiscriminate mental attacks."

  Doctor Strange frowned upon hearing this.

   "Okay, okay, no problem." Nyarlathotep agreed to the other party's request heartily, and then turned around and said to the other outer gods: "Did you hear that, everyone calm down a little bit."

   As one of the three pillar gods.

  Fu Xingzhi's Chaos is still very useful.

  When the other Outer Gods heard this, they immediately restrained their aura.

   It’s just that they are the oldest and most powerful existence in the restrained universe. They are the invisible orchestra playing for Azathoth in the Chaos King’s Court. It is impossible to completely gather their own aura.

  Even if they only used incarnations when they came here.

  The mental pollution from chaos is also enough to make one instantly insane.

However, after taking the initiative to restrain his aura, Strange also took the initiative to make a move, using a large amount of magical energy to create a barrier, covering everyone present, which made them reluctantly resist this transcendence The ultimate fear of logic.

   "Hoo..."

  Seeing that his magic was successful, Strange breathed a sigh of relief.

   "Okay, okay, the first seven will continue as normal."

   Seeing this, Fang Mo clapped his hands directly, and shouted to the people around him: "Everyone hurry up and burn incense for Gu Yi, we will bury the coffin in a while, don't miss the auspicious time."

   "..."

   After listening to Fang Mo's statement, everyone was obviously a little speechless.

   But it was someone else's funeral after all, so they couldn't say much, so they went up to burn paper and burn incense one by one according to the rules.

   It's just when everyone is offering incense and offering sacrifices.

  Fang Mo took out two paper-made black men out of nowhere, and walked towards the brazier with the two paper black men.

   "Wait for me..."

   Nick Fury stopped him immediately when he saw this, then pointed to the paper man in his hand and asked, "What does this mean?"

The paper figurine in Fang Mo's hand is very real, with vivid facial features, and a braided head, and the most amazing thing is...it even has everything that a normal man should have. Although it is made of paper, it is They are extraordinarily lifelike, Fang Mo is holding these two handles to carry them.

   "Oh, I'll burn two apricot slaves for Gu Yi."

  Fang Mo explained briefly, and then planned to stuff the paper figurine into the brazier.

   "...what did you say?"

  Not to mention Nick Fury, even the rest of the people present couldn't sit still, especially the mages on Kama Taj's side, almost all of them were stunned.

   "Uh, sorry for the slip."

   Seeing this, Fang Mo changed his words directly: "I mean burn two Kunlun slaves for Gu Yi..."

   "..."

  Everyone didn't know what to say when they saw this.

  However, it was all like this, but Fang Mo was still not satisfied. He stretched out his hand and pulled out two white men like a magic trick: "Well, burn two more Judah..."

   "Stop it for me."

Nick Fury finally couldn't help it when he saw this, and he directly raised his forehead and said: "Do you know that this is a funeral? We need to respect the dead. At this time, can you stop playing **** stalks? Burn a piece of paper Man you have to burn blacks and Jews..."

   "Oh, you can be content."

  Fang Mo stuffed the paper figurine into the brazier, and said with a smile: "I have changed a lot now, I used to do triangular trade and World War II...we just burned the real thing directly."

   Wait until the paper man in his hand is stuffed into the brazier.

  Fang Mo reached out his hand again to take out behind his back, but this time it was a bit outrageous, because he actually took out two packs of Kotex, and then took advantage of everyone's stupefied time, directly threw them into the brazier.

  Then there is glue and plastic in this thing.

   Soon, black smoke began to rise from the brazier here.

   "..."

   When everyone saw this scene, they were stunned.

   It's just that the supreme mage Strange here reacted very quickly. When Fang Mo reached out his hand cheerfully to pick something up again, he immediately rushed over and grabbed the opponent's wrist.

   "Stop it!"

   Strange couldn't help but yelled, "Do you know what you're doing!?"

"ah?"

  Fang Mo was also stunned when he saw this: "What's wrong, is it the brand I burned? I'm sorry, I don't understand this, but my partner told me that this brand is good and comfortable..."

   "It has nothing to do with the brand, are you insulting the dead?"

   Strange said a little angrily: "Even if I'm not from the East, I know that this occasion should be very serious..."

   "No, what are you in a hurry for?"

Fang Mo also smiled and waved his hand when he heard the words: "Gu Yi himself has no objection, why are you so angry, I am also afraid that if she goes down, if she has a menstrual period or something, she will not be able to give it to you. Tomeng said that I lack this thing, I am also kind..."

   Speaking of this, Fang Mo also happily glanced at a certain corner.

   Gu Yi, who had been disguised in the corner, immediately turned his head away pretending not to know him, and at the same time put on the mage's hood silently.

   "I don't think you are kind."

Strange didn't know that Gu Yi was still alive, he was indeed a little angry at the moment, and said directly to Fang Mo: "I think you just want to make fun of everyone, I won't allow you to pay homage to Gu Yi again, you are far away from this Keep the brazier away."

   "Cut, be careful."

  Fang Mo shrugged when he heard the words, but he didn't argue with the other party afterwards.

   Turned around and walked towards the corner next to him.

   But soon, Fang Mo, who was leaning in the corner, became bored again, so when he rolled his eyes, he immediately thought of the most important thing, and took out his phone with a smirk.

   "Oh, why is my mobile phone running out of traffic?"

Fang Mo suddenly patted his head, breaking the tranquility of the funeral again, and then he directly pulled over a very ordinary passer-by mage next to him: "Dude, tell me, what is your WIFI password? "

  However, it is unexpected.

  The mage seemed a little dissatisfied with Fang Mo.

   He stared at Fang Mo for a long time, then stared directly into his eyes and said earnestly, "Please respect the deceased!"

"Um…"

  Fang Mo also pondered for a while when he heard the words.

   But before the mage here breathed a sigh of relief, Fang Mo fiddled with the phone in his hand again, as if entering some password: "Is it Quanpin?"

"…you!"

  The mage immediately became anxious when he heard it. After all, they all respect the ancient mage very much.

However, before the mage here wanted to say anything, Strange stopped him suddenly, and then walked up to Fang Mo: "You really changed the WIFI password of Karma Taj before, right? "

   "I installed your WIFI in the first place, what can I change?"

  Fang Mo asked back, spreading his hands.

   "Don't you think the password HHHHGYSL is inappropriate?"

   Strange took a deep breath and asked.

"What's wrong with this?" Fang Mo spread his hands directly: "I said that I am Gu Yi's best friend, of course I know that she also hopes to be freed, so as a best friend, I am naturally happy for her Oh, is there something wrong with this?"

   "In short, the password has been changed by me."

   Strange said: "The mages here have expressed that they cannot accept this WIFI password."

   "Damn it, you actually changed it for me..."

   Fang Mo's eyes twitched when he heard this, and then he suddenly asked as if thinking of something: "Couldn't you change it to HHHHFMSL? I told you to be careful, I'm impatient..."

"No."

   Strange shook his head: "I changed it to 12345678."

   "Tsk... really tasteless."

  Fang Mo immediately showed a disgusted expression when he heard this, but soon he waved his hand: "Hey, forget it, anyway, I can be considered your elder in the magic world, and I am too lazy to argue so much with you, a junior."

   After saying this, Fang Mo stopped talking to Strange.

   Instead, he walked directly towards the center of the field.

   "Okay, now everyone has almost burned the paper." Fang Mo clapped his hands: "Now prepare to carry the coffin for burial, Naia, Fury, Rhodes, Sam, it's time for you to play..."

   "Haha, okay, no problem."

  Nyarlathotep didn't have any pretense in front of Fang Mo. He walked over with a big smile at the moment, and at the same time, he didn't forget to greet the others.

"…I knew it."

After Nick Fury saw this scene, he also sighed with a headache, but he still walked over with the other two. There was no way, although the other party was a troublemaker who caused headaches, he was also his big benefactor Ah, he really has to accompany him if he wants to make trouble.

  Thinking of this, he also cooperated with the rest of the people with a dark face, and silently lifted up Gu Yi's coffin.

   But his side has just lifted the heavy coffin.

  Fang Mo over there started talking again.

   "See, the black man's physical fitness is amazing, much better than the white man."

I saw Fang Mo proudly said to the little demon: "Jesus only took three nails back then, but look at my buddy Fury, did he get shot several times back then, can he still help him now?" Others are carrying the coffin..."

  (end of this chapter)