My Stand-in is Steve

  Chapter 535 Choose one of the two ways to become stronger, who do you choose?

   "It should be here."

   After the two entered the apartment building, Janos quickly locked a room on his side.

"How do you know that Saitama lives in this room?" After seeing Genos' actions, Fang Mo was also a little curious. After all, he himself could see Saitama's Q-version profile picture through the mini-map, but it was obviously impossible for Genos have such ability.

   "Obviously, this apartment has been abandoned for a long time."

  After hearing Fang Mo's question, Genos also opened his mouth to explain: "This room is the only place in this apartment with traces of life."

   Speaking of this, Janos pointed to not far away: "Look, there are still teacher's footprints over there."

  Fang Mo also turned his head to look at the words.

   It was found that there were indeed a few dark footprints on the ground.

  When I burned the mosquitoes by myself, I accidentally burned Saitama with a bald head and a bald butt.

  Then the clothes and trousers were all gone, and of course there was no way the shoes were left, so the other party walked home barefoot, probably because the soles of the feet were covered with mud, so many footprints were left along the way.

   In fact, the two of them tracked all the way here.

   While Fang Mo was thinking about this, Janos stood at the door in an orderly manner, and shouted loudly: "Teacher!"

   It is obvious that the sound insulation effect of this cheap apartment is not good.

   Not long after, there were footsteps in the room, followed by a creak, and a bald head poked out from the door.

   "...Why are you still following me?"

  The bald head is obviously Saitama, now he has taken a shower and changed into a new set of clothes, and is looking helplessly at the two people in front of him: "Well, I..."

  "Hi Saitama-sensei, my name is Genos!"

   Before Saitama finished speaking, Genos introduced himself in a confident manner.

  Hearing this, Saitama suddenly had a headache, and couldn't help but said: "No...can you stop calling me teacher?"

   "Master!!"

  Jenos suddenly shouted again.

  However, before Saitama had time to say anything more this time, Fang Mo next to him almost roared in praise: "Good! Very energetic!"

   "..."

Genos was unmoved, and kept staring at Saitama in front of him seriously, but Saitama was obviously stunned, turned his head to look at Fang Mo, and then looked at Genos: "Master is not allowed Call, I haven't agreed to accept you as an apprentice... Wait, are you the only one who wants to be a teacher?"

   Speaking of this, Saitama also glanced at Fang Mo again: "Then what's going on with him?"

"I have no idea."

   Genos shook his head: "He said just now that he wanted to play with you."

   "...Huh?" Saitama was taken aback when he heard the words, and then asked Fang Mo: "Well, do we know each other?"

   "Hey, you met today."

  Fang Mo said cheerfully: "Let me introduce myself first. My name is Fang Mo. I used to be a counterfeit...cough cough. I am a gold medal forensic doctor. I am currently planning to take the human head epidermal hair follicle regeneration qualification certificate."

"…what's that?"

   Saitama was also at a loss when he heard this.

"It's for people to cure baldness." Fang Mo shrugged, of course he also knew that Saitama cared about his bald head, so he quickly added: "But this time I came here for nothing to do with work, mainly to discuss with you For a moment, by the way, I will compensate you for your clothes and pants."

   "Oh, no need, my clothes and pants are very cheap."

   Saitama's side is also easy to talk, and he shook his head when he heard the words and said: "As for the competition, I think...well, let's talk about it first."

  Maybe I think it's rude to let people stand at the door and chat all the time.

   After thinking for a while, Saitama turned sideways and let the two walk in.

  The two of them naturally would not refuse, and walked into this apartment naturally, but this room does look a bit cheap, even worse than the one rented by Hayakawa Qiu before.

There are still a few rooms in the Hayakawa Akina apartment, but the room Saitama is currently living in... It can be said that it is really the most common room for Japanese wage earners. It looks very small, and there is nothing there How clean, after all, the other party is also a single man, it is impossible to take care of everything in an orderly manner.

quickly.

   Saitama made two cups of tea here.

   "Speaking of which, I have no intention of accepting apprentices or competing for lessons." Saitama handed the tea to the two and said at the same time: "Anyway, go back after drinking."

   "It's fine if you don't accept apprentices, why do you refuse to even discuss it?"

Fang Mo immediately said after hearing the words: "If you think it's too destructive, we can go to Mars to fight, otherwise I'll just go crazy here. When the time comes, we will have a serious series and a whole series, one second Penetrate through the atmosphere dryly and shatter the ecological circle in two seconds..."

   "Going to Mars or something is too ridiculous."

  However, even after listening to what Fang Mo said, Saitama still had a flat expression on his face, but suddenly turned his head to look at Genos and said, "Well, by the way, your injuries are all healed?"

   "Yes, because I am a robot."

  Janos immediately explained: "As long as the parts are replaced, this body can be repaired immediately. Similarly, I don't have human weaknesses. As long as I don't become paralyzed, I will never have weaknesses."

   "That sounds really weird."

   Saitama didn't seem to understand the mechanical transformation, so he answered very casually.

   "What about your body, teacher? What parts are you using?"

  Janos asked like a curious baby: "Especially the armor on your head, it must be a very powerful part hidden under that layer of bionic scalp?"

   "It's just a real scalp."

   Saitama said.

   "What?" Genos hesitated for a moment: "Then teacher, you...are you bald at a young age?"

   "I'm happy to be bald!"

   Sure enough, as soon as baldness was mentioned, Saitama couldn't hold back: "So what's going on with you kid, don't you have any common sense!?"

   "Then teacher, do you want to hear my story?"

   Genos asked suddenly.

   "I don't want to." Saitama replied angrily.

   "Until a few years ago, I was a living human being, living a peaceful life with my family in this depressed society, but until one day..."

However, Saitama didn't want to listen anymore, but Genos still talked about it on his own. Of course, it was his previous tragic experience. He talked in a very fast tone over there for a long time, but Obviously Saitama is impatient to hear this.

   "Shut up for me."

   Saitama couldn't help but touch his forehead: "Can't we summarize it in less than 20 words?"

"That's right, what you're talking about doesn't make any sense." After Saitama finished speaking, Fang Mo couldn't help but nodded: "You can speak so fast, it's better to rap with one hand, at least you can Interesting, how about I give you a head start..."

   didn't wait for Janos to say anything more.

  Fang Mo tapped the table with his index finger rhythmically.

   "Well, let me tell a story about me, and give it to everyone sitting here."

   Speaking of this, Fang Mo also snorted softly: "Twenty years ago, I was a teenager, my family had a house and money, and I had endless fun every day~"

   "You wait for me first."

   Fang Mo just sang a few lines here, and Saitama couldn't help but stop him: "You're not singing right, this kid only looks twenty years old, right?"

   "I'm singing my story, what does it have to do with him?"

   Fang Mo asked rhetorically after hearing the words.

   "..."

   Saitama was silent for a while, and then asked after a long while: "You don't just want to come here to make trouble, do you?"

   "Then let's fight."

  Fang Mo spread out his hands: "This is called making friends with fists. There was a saying in the country before me that you don't know each other if you don't fight. Maybe we will become friends after fighting?"

   "You don't need to fight if you want to be friends."

   Saitama couldn't help but said: "If you have similar interests, then you will naturally become friends."

   While the two were discussing the competition, Janos suddenly interrupted: "Teacher, I have finished summarizing."

   "In short... I hope the teacher will teach me how to make you stronger!"

   Genos said very seriously.

   "Oh, is that so?"

Saitama nodded after listening, and then touched his chin as if he was thinking about something. It didn't take long for him to make a sudden decision: "I can indeed teach you, but you must know that this is very painful. , can you really keep up?"

"certainly!"

  Janos immediately became excited when he heard it: "I will stick to it no matter what!"

   "Then you just listen to me."

Saitama said with a serious face: "If you want to become like me, you have to do a hundred push-ups, a hundred sit-ups, a hundred squats, and a ten-kilometer long-distance run every day. Persevere in execution! How about it...is it painful?"

"…What?"

   Genos stayed where he was after listening.

  Yes, he is indeed a little confused, not to mention that the intensity of this kind of training is too weak, and this pure physical exercise seems to be useless to him?

   "Hey, you're kidding me, aren't you?"

  Hearing this, Fang Mo next to him finally couldn't help but speak: "This method doesn't work at all, does it?"

   "How could it not work?"

Saitama is convinced of this, and said quite seriously: "This is the secret of my becoming stronger. I have never mentioned it to anyone. Oh, and there is one more thing, that is, no matter how hot the summer is Can't turn on the air conditioner."

   "If you don't have money, you can say you are poor. Don't make a fuss about the air conditioner?"

When Fang Mo heard this, he immediately became anxious: "You really don't know how hot it is in Guangdong in summer? When I f*cked to work, I thought my life was...Wait, who invented the air conditioner? Oh yes, I f*cking feel My life was given by Willis Carrier, without him, I would not be where I am now."

   "Well, I think..."

   But at this moment, Genos suddenly said: "Actually, it doesn't matter if you don't turn on the air conditioner."

   "Look, he said that."

   Saitama immediately spread his hands towards Fang Mo when he heard it: "So this has nothing to do with being poor, it's just a kind of repair..."

   "No, big brother, can you see what your apprentice is first?"

Fang Mo raised his forehead and complained: "Your apprentice is a robot, not a human being. If you get hot, install a set of water cooling for yourself and you're done. As a human being, you break through the limit every day and you may unlock the gene lock and break through the limit." machines and the like, but he is a robot, your training method is not suitable for him at all, okay?"

"ah?"

   Saitama touched his head a little strangely: "Why not?"

"The mining card has also undergone intensive training, so has it become stronger?" Fang Mo spread his hands and said, "They are the happiest in the mining yard, the most intense in training, and the hottest to the touch...but The result? Isn’t it being recycled as garbage by the catty?”

"Well…"

  Hearing this, Saitama was also taken aback suddenly, what is the mining card in the other party's mouth?

   "Sounds reasonable."

   But Genos understood Fang Mo's theory, nodded subconsciously, and then asked curiously: "Then...Mr. Fang Mo, how did you become stronger? Isn't it through exercise?"

   "Well, don't learn from me."

  Fang Mo immediately waved his hands and said, "My way of becoming stronger is much more painful than Saitama's. You can't learn it."

   "Tougher than mine?"

  However, when he heard this, Saitama suddenly became curious: "Do you want to do 200 sit-ups every day?"

   "Mr. Fang Mo, can you tell me about your method of becoming stronger?"

   Genos asked equally curiously.

   "This... okay."

  Fang Mo shrugged, and said indifferently: "If you want to become as strong as me, you have to eat **** a hundred times a day..."

   Genos: "??"

   Saitama: "???"

I have to say that Fang Mo's method of strengthening is really amazing. After listening to it, the two of them were all in shock. Is he really human? Humans can do this in order to become stronger?

  The two waited for a long time before returning to normal.

   "Then your method of becoming stronger is really hard..."

In order to break the dull atmosphere, Genos also took the initiative to say: "In comparison, I think your method of becoming stronger is much more difficult than Saitama-sensei, so the principle of your fire breathing before is to release and ignite the methane gas Is it?"

   "It's really hard for you not to become a weirdo."

   And even Saitama couldn't help complaining at the moment: "By the way... will you really become stronger by doing this? Are you really kidding?"

  Yes, there is a strange setting in this world.

   That is, human beings can also become weird people. In addition to being transformed by the outside world or psychologically deformed, it may also be due to some inexplicable external factors.

For example, if you eat too many crabs, you will become a crab monster, and if you wear a leather jacket and a leather jacket, you will become a monster with a leather jacket. It sounds like these are some very inexplicable theories in other worlds, but in One Punch Man's That's the way it is in the world.

  So if someone really crazily eats **** every day, maybe they will really become some kind of ghost **** of war, controlling all the defenses in the world, a proper dragon-level weirdo.

   "Ahem, the **** I'm talking about just tastes like it, and it's not real shit."

  Fang Mo coughed twice and explained: "After all, if I say other words, it may be more disgusting... And I don't do that stuff now, just read the book now, as the saying goes, knowledge is power."

   But this is only half the story. .

  Fang Mo suddenly noticed that there were several red dots on the small map rapidly approaching here.

"Um?"

Seeing this scene, Fang Mo was stunned for a moment, but soon remembered the corresponding plot, it seems that because the mosquito girl was killed, the Evolution House focused on Saitama and wanted to arrest him for experiments or something, and then A bunch of reformers were sent over to catch him.

"What's wrong?"

   Saitama noticed the change in Fang Mo, and asked curiously.

   "You may not believe it, your house is going to blow up."

  (end of this chapter)