My Stand-in is Steve

 “What the hell...what happened?”

 Seeing a lot of avatars crowded at the door of the mini map, even Fang Mo himself was confused.

After a cursory look, Fang Mo found that in addition to the two bald heads he knew, there were also a lot of people he didn't recognize, or who looked a little familiar. There was no doubt that all the hot pot groups in the original work were present. Well, after all, those S-class heroes are easy to identify.

Just when Fang Mo was carefully identifying the portrait on the map.

Over in the kitchen, the little demon poked his little head out and shouted to Fang Mo.

“Brother, didn’t you hear the knock on the door?”

 I saw the little demon talking as he spoke, and he seemed to have no intention of stopping the work he was doing: "We are both busy processing the ingredients, and our hands are all oily... Can't you help open the door?"

 “I don’t want them to come in…”

“I think Xiaoxue usually spoils you too much, and now you don’t even help me when the oil bottle at home is overturned.”

Before Fang Mo could finish speaking, Xiaoyao started to complain, and then she turned to give some instructions to Axue in the kitchen: "Xiaoxue, don't pamper him like this next time. If you don't want him to lift a finger, then you don't know that when he went to the mine, he could dig for three days and two nights without closing his eyes..."

 “Okay, okay, madam, I understand.”

Soon, Ashue’s soft laughter came from the kitchen: “I’ll pay attention next time.”

Fang Mo suddenly had a headache when he heard this. He thought for a moment that his mother had also traveled through time: "Forget it, I'd better open the door."

 Having said this, Fang Mo put down the sissy core in his hand, stood up and walked towards the door.

 And when he walked to the entrance and opened the door of the villa.

 Suddenly I saw a large crowd of people outside.

After a casual glance, Fang Mo found that the people who came were not only Saitama, Genos, KING, Bongu Bangpu, Fubuki from the hot pot group, but also a few unexpected visitors; such as several association staff , the Atomic Warrior and his three apprentices, the Lord of the Vest, the Child Emperor, and the Pig God. Of course, the Ancient One was also mixed in without any surprise.

 To be honest, I saw so many people gathering in front of my house.

Fang Mo even suspected that his identity as a demon **** had been exposed by Gu Yi.

 “What the hell…what are you doing?”

Seeing the large group of people in front of him, Fang Mo also scratched his head in confusion. He had no idea why these people came to him. Did they form a group to defeat the BOSS? The problem is that they can't do it, right?

 “Hello, S-class hero priest.”

 The first one to speak was Hell Fubuki, the number one B-ranker here.

Unlike her arrogant sister Tatsumaki, Fubuki is not only tall and plump, but also very beautiful. At this moment, the elegant Chao Fangmo smiled: "Originally, our Fubuki team was having a meeting at Saitama's house, but because of His house is really too small, so he suggested that he come here and borrow your space, please don’t mind..."

 “Well, that’s true.”

Hearing this, Bang Gu also nodded and said: "Brother Father, we are familiar with each other at least... I believe you won't refuse, right?"

 “You might not believe it if you tell me.”

Different from others, KING had a sad face at this moment: "I just had a power outage at home, and then I wanted to go find Saitama to play games, but I was dragged here inexplicably. Someone is willing to send me back." Home?"

 It’s just that KING has already said so.

 But apparently no one paid him any attention.

"Ahem, cough... Of course we didn't come here in vain." At this moment, the leader of the hot pot group... Saitama himself, he started talking directly to Fang Mo.

“We brought high-end food this time, Genos, take that thing out.”

 “Yes, Saitama-sensei.”

Genos nodded, and then took out a gift box from behind and handed it to Fang Mo: "Mr. Fang Mo, thanks for your daily care for the teacher, this is a high-end gift given to the teacher by my benefactor... Dr. Kuseno. Beef gift box, let’s use it to have hot pot today.”

 “That’s right.”

Banggu also nodded: "I also bought some tofu on the way before."

“I brought eggs.” Saitama happily picked up the plastic bag in his hand: “There are also cabbage and kelp that I just bought.”

 “Something like sukiyaki?”

Fang Mo rubbed his temples. In fact, this plot also exists in the original work. Several people gathered at Saitama's house for different reasons to eat Japanese hot pot...that is, Sukiyaki, so readers nicknamed it the 'hot pot group'.

It's just that this so-called hot pot group... only consists of Saitama, Genos, Bangu brothers, Kusno, and KING. Thinking of this, Fang Mo also looked at the remaining people, and... It was Atomic Samurai and his group: "They came here to eat hot pot, so what are you here for... It can't be possible that they are also here to eat, right? Does the whole world know that my food is so delicious?"

 “We are here to get weapons.”

Atomic Samurai held an initial in his mouth and said: "There will be a war with the Weird Association soon. I really need a weapon. Didn't you say that you can get weapons by joining the Genshin Cult?"

 “I... came to express my gratitude.”

Venerable Shirt scratched his head. He was still slightly injured at the moment, but he was carrying something that looked a bit like a gift: "I also heard about the previous thing. It is said that you saved me. This kindness cannot be repaid... Please be sure to accept the gift I carefully prepared."

 “Hey, thank you, we are all buddies.”

Fang Mo smiled and reached out to take the gift handed over by the Venerable Master.

Although he currently lacks nothing, this gift can still be regarded as a thoughtful gift from the other party. It would be too unkind to refuse to accept it.

 After receiving the gift.

Fang Mo turned his attention to Tong Emperor again.

"I...I want to discuss something with you." Fang Mo looked at Tong Emperor and turned his head slightly: "Mr. Father, I have something that has puzzled me for a long time. I hope you can help me clear it up. "

 “Yeah, yeah, he’s such a good boy.”

Hearing this, Fang Mo immediately laughed: "Don't worry, the priest promises to help you guide... No, I promise to give you a good guide. Come on, go inside first."

 “Then I’ll bother you.”

 The Tong Emperor was indeed very polite. He nodded and took off his shoes and walked into the house.

 And wait until Emperor Tong enters the house.

Fang Mo took advantage of the situation and glanced at the Pig God and the staff of the association again.

"…ah?"

The Pig God and Fang Mo's eyes met, and he asked a little stupidly: "Didn't you ask me to come over for barbecue?"

"Well…"

Fang Mo was stunned for a moment when he heard this. It seemed that he really said it, but the other party was quite upright and rushed over to attend the appointment without saying a word.

“Don’t worry, I’ve brought the ingredients myself, so I won’t cost you anything.”

As the pig **** spoke, he also took out a bunch of ingredients from the backpack behind him, but the weight of his ingredients was a bit outrageous. The fruit alone was enough for two sacks, not counting various fish and meats, but Considering how much he eats...this is normal.

“…Hey, what do I think it is? It’s okay, I have enough food here.”

 After reacting, Fang Mo greeted him with a smile again, patted the pig god's belly and assured: "Anyway, you can just eat whatever you want."

"Um…"

The Pig God nodded and said nothing, but his personality was a bit boring, and he really didn't like to talk much.

“Okay, okay, let’s go into the house first.”

After understanding the purpose of this group of people, Fang Mo didn't let them continue to stand at the door, and directly greeted them to go into the house.

 Just at the end.

These association liaison officers did not go in.

 “That, Mr. Father.”

The association liaison officers here saw other heroes entering the room, and they started talking: "Can you... take a step to speak?"

"What's wrong?"

Fang Mo glanced at the liaison officer of the association, closed the door, and then led a few people to the yard: "Is something wrong with the association?"

 “That’s right, Mr. Father.”

Seeing that there were no other heroes around, the association liaisons here looked at each other and quickly explained the situation: "After discussion with the top leaders of the association, they suspect that there are spies from the Weird Association among the S-class heroes... You Do you understand what this means?"

 “I understand? What can I understand?”

Fang Mo touched his head and asked, "So is this spy me?"

“Of course it’s not you. You are the number one sponsor of the Heroes Association. No matter what we do, we can’t possibly doubt you, right?”

The association liaison officer came to this point and hurriedly defended himself. Then his eyes darkened and he said: "In fact, we have always suspected that there is a mole, but it was not until we received the intelligence this afternoon that we had some clues... Mr. Father, may I ask? Are you paying attention to the 'Hero Hunt' thing?"

 “Oh, do you mean hungry wolf?”

Fang Mo nodded: "I originally wanted to go to the fighting competition to block him, but I didn't expect that he didn't go at all."

"We originally set up a large-scale encirclement and suppression against this guy who hunts heroes." The association's liaison officer said: "But what we didn't expect was... Mr. Silver Fang, the S-class hero who was the main force in the encirclement and suppression, actually let loose during the battle. This led to Elder Centipede of the Weird Association to rescue him."

"so."

Fang Mo also touched his chin subconsciously when he heard this.

If I remember correctly, Elder Centipede should have been killed by Saitama's punch at this point in time.

I guess this was due to the butterfly effect. Saitama was pushed away from the fighting arena, which happened to miss his encounter with Elder Centipede, causing the opponent to survive. However, this did not affect the plot very much.

 Thinking of this, Fang Mo also nodded: "Then what?"

“According to the information we currently have, the Weird Association has a prop called Weird Cell, which can turn humans into weirdos, and after turning into weirdos... their strength will make an astonishing leap.”

The association's liaison officer's face was full of solemnity: "At present, the hungry wolf is still a human, but even so, he has defeated the top ten S-class super alloy black light, as well as the S-class vest master, which means that he has at least a dragon level His strength, and once he turns into a weirdo...the consequences may be disastrous, so we must act in advance to eradicate him and the Weird Association together."

“So that means the general attack on the Weird Association may have to be brought forward?”

Fang Mo asked.

"That's it." The association's liaison officer nodded: "But in order to avoid being discovered by the Weird Association, we must eliminate the insider."

 “Excluding moles refers to…”

“Mr. Father, I hope you will not tell Mr. Silver Fang about this matter.”

The liaison officer looked at Fang Mo seriously: "As for the other S-class heroes... we will contact them individually, and we will launch a general attack on the Weird Association around noon tomorrow."

"Oh, I get it."

Fang Mo nodded. He didn't feel sorry for Bang Gu. After all, the Qing Dynasty would be self-defeating. On the contrary, the top brass of the Hero Association were all screwed up. There was no point in explaining: "In short, just don't tell Bang Gu, right?" , that’s fine, I’ll just pretend I don’t know.”

 “Thank you very much for your cooperation.”

 The liaison officer of the association immediately bowed deeply after hearing this.

"Now that we've finished talking about the business, do you want to have dinner together?" Fang Mo waved his hand and greeted directly: "Is it on time for us to have barbecue here today?"

 “I’m sorry we still have something to do.”

Hearing this, the liaison officer of the association shook his head with emotion: "We appreciate your kindness."

 “Well, that’s okay.”

Fang Mo didn't force them. He casually touched a few gold ingots and handed them over: "It's not easy for you guys. You are running to no man's land at night... take it."

 “Mr. Father, this…”

　　A few people were obviously stunned when they saw the palm-sized gold ingot. This was much more than the tip they had given before. For a moment, they all felt that something was wrong.

“Meeting is fate.”

Fang Mo smiled nonchalantly: "Take it, don't come to this place again. I've just finished playing. After this war is over, I will go back to my hometown to get married."

"…What?"

The liaison officer didn't quite understand, but he still asked after speculation: "Mr. Father, are you saying that you don't want to be a hero anymore? Or..."

“I’ll probably leave for a while to see the scenery outside.”

Fang Mo waved his hand casually. There was really no need to tell them so much, so he simply stuffed the gold ingots into their arms, then turned around and returned to the villa.

 What he didn't expect was.

As soon as Fang Mo came back, he heard a burst of exclamations from everyone.

Fang Mo subconsciously raised his head and looked forward, only to find that there was an unusually large woman sitting at the dining table, and right next to her was the shocked Tong Emperor. At this moment, his mouth was open so much that he could fit a whole mouthful into it. As exaggerated as an egg.

 “Holy shit, what the **** is this?” To be honest, even Fang Mo himself was shocked.

“…Where the **** did this Miss Bachi come from?”