My Strength Does Not Allow Me to Low-key

I wish everyone a happy Spring Festival and good health! Good luck, all the best!

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"Yes! But don't worry, try this jar of caviar first!"

As soon as Guan Jinghe finished speaking, Ah Fei who was next to him took over the conversation. He also agreed with Guan Jinghe's statement.

However, in order to enrich the content of the soft article, he decided to taste those cans of caviar first.

Guan Jinghe nodded, picked up a jar of caviar and opened it. As soon as she took the jar and opened it, a scent of sweet-scented osmanthus wafted out of the jar, quickly permeating the entire room.

"Damn, what kind of fairy caviar is this? Why is it so fragrant?"

Guan Jinghe looked at the can of caviar in his hand, and felt that his brain had gone numb.

He is very familiar with the scent of sweet-scented osmanthus, because there are several sweet-scented osmanthus trees planted in the yard of his hometown in the countryside, and the strong scent of sweet-scented osmanthus that lingers for a long time in autumn is his memory of his hometown.

And now this jar of caviar actually exudes such a strong scent of sweet-scented osmanthus, which really shocked Guan Jinghe.

Even the best sweet-scented osmanthus brew he drank in his hometown didn't have such a strong fragrance of sweet-scented osmanthus.

But Ah Fei, who was opposite him, was looking at the pot in his hand at this time, with an expression of infatuation.

"I'll wipe, you quickly wipe your saliva."

Guan Jinghe couldn't help reminding Ah Fei, and Ah Fei came back to his senses: "Ah? Is there any?"

He reached out and wiped his chin a few times to hide his embarrassment, and took out the spoon while salivating.

At this time, Guan Jinghe hid to the side, don’t you still have some over there, you are opening a can, don’t grab it with me!

Ah Fei rolled his eyes, then said 'and', and took out another can of caviar and opened it.

This time, he didn't smell the scent anymore, but picked up the spoon and took a bite into his mouth.

A fish roe the size of a grain of rice was squeezed against the upper teeth with the tip of the tongue, and the rich juice instantly flooded the entire mouth...

Ah Fei was completely stunned, a kind of sweetness that had never been experienced before was transmitted along the taste buds on the tip of the tongue to every neuron in the brain...

Then a numb feeling ran from the back of the spine to the top of the head. This feeling was the same as in martial arts novels, the feeling of practicing peerless martial arts and opening up Ren Du's two veins.

There was an unexplained sense of refreshment, and even his body felt a few pounds lighter, and he even suddenly had a strong urge to leave his body...

Damn, just after taking a bite of this caviar, he actually felt that he had a high C. This feeling of happiness is even more enjoyable than doing the thing he loves the most with the woman he loves the most! ?

Ah Fei was completely stunned, what kind of fairy food is this?

He slowly opened his eyes, looking at the other side, let me go, Guan Jinghe, who has always been calm, now has an expression that is more wretched than his own, his eyes are in a daze, and his saliva is dripping out.

What the hell, this hanging silk, Gao Cao actually looks like this?

He looked down at the can in his hand, what the hell, what kind of caviar is this?

Why is it so delicious? He never thought that there is such a delicacy that can bring people such supreme enjoyment!

A can into the soul!

This can of caviar is so delicious!

At this time, Fatty really sighed. It was all because he didn’t study hard at the beginning and his culture was limited. Now that he is asked to describe the deliciousness of this caviar, he can only express his emotions with a series of 'fucking'...

no,

Such delicious food can never be enjoyed by myself alone!

Even if Celebrity Chef Manufacturing didn't contact me and asked me to help promote it, even if they won't give me any discounts, I still have to take the initiative to write soft articles for them to promote their products.

Lao Tzu, I just volunteered to be a *** made by a famous chef!

But before writing a soft article, let's enjoy the jar of caviar in front of me first...

Ah Fei looked at the jar of caviar in front of him again, there was probably only two spoonfuls left in it.

Just three of them would cost more than 900 yuan, nearly 1,000 yuan.

If he hadn't tasted the caviar, Ah Fei would definitely scold the famous chef for being too dark-hearted, but now, he feels that this company has a really good conscience!

Even if such a company does not charge money, he is willing to take the initiative to help them blow it up!

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He Xiaohe was flipping through her phone boredly. Although it was already late at night, she couldn't fall asleep.

Recently, because of the huge work pressure and she insisted on losing weight, she skipped meals every night, so she was so hungry that she couldn't sleep.

In order to distract myself, I could only turn my phone to pass the time. After watching the short video for more than two hours, I felt a little tired, so I switched to Weixin, intending to see if the official account I followed had been updated.

But when I opened Weixin, I saw these two titles!

"Such a conscientious company, if I don't brag for them, I feel my conscience will hurt! "

"It's really delicious. Even if such a company doesn't give money, I'm willing to blow it up for them! "

Just these two long titles, which even looked a bit scary, were simple and rude, but the food pictures under the titles firmly caught He Xiaohe's attention.

Why did I have to read these two soft articles in the middle of the night? She felt her heart was bleeding.

Ah Fei is a local gourmet UP master they cultivated. It is precisely because of the same city, and the food that Ah Fei introduced is very down-to-earth, so she paid attention to Ah Fei.

And the other Jinghe UP owner, because he is a good friend of Ah Fei, the two often interact, so she also paid attention to Jinghe by the way.

But she didn't expect that Ah Fei and Jing He would join hands to release poison late at night. It was already past two o'clock in the middle of the night, and these two bastards still let people sleep?

Although she was cursing in her heart, she couldn't help but click on the article...

As soon as the article is opened, there are GIF animations, steaming hot self-heating small hot pot, and below is the caviar that makes people salivate just by looking at the pictures.

And when the box is opened, it can directly fill a whole plate of canned beef...

Just seeing these, He Xiaohe already felt that he couldn't help but jump up and curse.

"...What kind of fairy food is this? It can be said that there has never been any kind of caviar before, which deeply moved me... As a food blogger who has traveled to many countries in Europe, Ah Fei himself has tasted many kinds Caviar. It was in France three years ago... Ah Fei had tasted their most recommended caviar, and that spoonful cost me three hundred dollars, and the taste of that caviar really made me memorable……"

"Eat it in one bite, it's like drinking a mouthful of sea water, the saltiness is unbearable, and then there is the pungent fishy smell. At that time, Ah Fei almost sprayed it on the spot... It can be imagined that this mouthful of fishy water will cost three hundred dollars. In the end, Ah Fei Fat could only swallow this sip of water, and since then, Ah Fei has been insensitive to caviar..."

"Until this time, in the souvenir shop next to the flagship store of Master Chef Manufacturing in Bincheng's Binhai Plaza, Ah Fei saw a caviar launched by Master Chef Manufacturing! Ah Fei was deeply curious and couldn't help it. I bought another can...and when Ah Fei tried this caviar, the only thought in his mind was, there is such a fairy food in this world?"

"Yes, you read that right. The taste of this caviar is completely different from the one that Europeans and Americans like. It is neither fishy nor salty, but it is full of sweetness. Can make you feel the sea, and the taste of heaven..."

Let me go, Ah Fei, how much money did you charge the famous chef to make?

How could it be written so disgustingly? Eating a can of caviar actually made you eat a high C?

He Xiaohe, who was reading the soft article, couldn't help shivering. Although she was a loyal fan of Ah Fei, she couldn't accept such nasty flattery!

After reading the soft text below, she felt that she couldn't bear it anymore, it wasn't that she couldn't bear Ah Fei's sensational and nasty, but that she couldn't bear the hunger in her belly!

Look at the steaming hot pot in the moving picture, look at the trembling kelp picked up by Ah Fei with chopsticks, and in this hot pot, there are not only kelp, enoki mushrooms, but also fish pieces, prawns, and several pieces Different kinds of fish balls, and also a variety of crab sticks.

Looking at the price, damn it, it's only forty-nine ninety-nine?

He Xiaohe immediately felt like a dog. She had bought Haidilao's self-heating hot pot before.

More than 400 grams, full of all kinds of f*cking side dishes, I have never seen a few yuan for meat, and the price is thirty-nine.

You are far worse than others!

Although the price is ten yuan cheaper, the contents of the small hot pot are more than ten yuan worse!

And the canned beef, just watching the meat soup poured out of the can, she felt as if she could smell the aroma of the beef along with the screen.

In the past year or so, she has eaten fast food made by famous chefs who have been popular all over the country, and she also likes the taste of his signature beef rice very much.

But looking at this soft article, what Ah Fei said, the taste of the meat in the canned beef is actually better than the beef taste of the signature rice made by famous chefs in fast food restaurants?

Damn, what kind of devil is this?

She picked up her mobile phone, clicked on the takeaway website, and wanted to order some takeaways made by famous chefs.

But after looking through the menu for a long time, she couldn't help being disappointed.

What about the soft, glutinous and delicious canned beef mentioned in the soft article? And what about the small hot pot full of dry goods and full of sincerity? The most important thing is, what about the canned caviar that Ah Fei boasted so much that there is nothing on earth?

Why is it not on the menu!

Is the store bullying customers? Is my sister the one who sent you the thousand dollars?

She couldn't help but read the soft text again, it hit the street!

I didn't write it clearly, it turned out that these products are only sold in the souvenir shop next to the flagship store made by famous chefs in Bincheng. It is said that they are new products just launched by the famous chef group!

No, as a grown-up glutton, He Xiaohe felt that he couldn't bear it, not even for a quarter of an hour!

She directly opened the ticket-buying app, booked herself an early ticket to Bincheng, then immediately picked herself up, cleaned up briefly, and went straight to Bincheng...