My Superhero Can’t Be This Jerk

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There are three mentors in the superhero talent show, Starlight, Storm and an unknown black superhero.

Starlight and Storm are temporary guests. It is estimated that Walter temporarily arranged an announcement for them in order to restore the company's image.

Although Storm has not yet officially joined the Super Seven, her popularity has faintly reached the height of the Super Seven under the strong push of Water Company.

"Harley Quinn, well, a very beautiful name, so - can you tell me, why are you wearing this cute clown suit?"

The curly host asked Harley Quinn.

Harley Quinn is wearing a very cute and very Q red and black clown costume.

There are two fluffy balls hanging down from the hat on the top of the head, which looks like it makes people want to touch it.

Harley Quinn pretended to be very well-behaved.

He moved his head to the host's ear, "Do you really want to know?"

"Of course, not only me, but everyone in the audience wants to know, Comeon, come and share your story with us. Don't you want to know?"

The host seems to be very good at mobilizing the atmosphere of the scene, and the audience in the audience also cheered up.

"Yeah..."

"Clown girl, I love you!"

Xingguang raised his legs and leaned forward slightly, as if he was also attracted by the maverick girl in front of him.

"To commemorate my Mr. J!"

Harry held his small chin, lost in memory.

"Not long ago, on a rooftop, anyway, it was a very romantic evening. The two of us danced in the moonlight, surrounded by violin players, and then...then Mr. J proposed to me !"

"'Till death do us part!' he said, and produced a diamond ring..."

Harry fell into a beautiful fantasy, and at the same time made a small shy expression, "After we get married,

We'll charter a yacht to Barbados, or a resort that has it all. "

The host seemed to be moved by the story, and he pretended to wipe the tears from the corners of his eyes, "Wow, what a touching story...so, we're going to give you a surprise next!"

Wiping away the tears that didn't exist in the corner of his eyes, the host shouted excitedly: "Then, has our Mr. J come to the scene? Will he propose to our cute clown girl on the spot! Will the two of you join hands on the road to happiness?" road!"

"Clam?!"

Eric made a bewildered expression, and cast his gaze at Kate, who was watching with gusto.

"What?"

Seeing Eric's shocked expression, Kate was a little confused.

"What's wrong? This girl is really cute, and I'm looking forward to whether her Mr. J will come."

What's wrong! Of course it is wrong!

A villain ran out of Eric's heart, roaring wildly: This is Harley Quinn! Extremely dangerous, crazy, super villain who will lose control at any time. And the Mr. J she mentioned is obviously a clown!

Host, what are you going to do with your serious look?

You also need to invite "Mr. J" in the background, I think you are tired of life!

Amidst the wild roar in Eric's heart, the Harley Quinn on live TV made a surprise expression, "Wow! Really? You really invited Mr. J?"

"Haha, I lied to you!"

The host shamelessly admitted.

"Woo..."

Harry's surprise expression immediately turned into unhappiness, and he gritted his teeth like a kitten.

"So...tell your dreams, Harley."

The host changed the topic and turned to Halle's dream.

As soon as she mentioned her dream, Halle was shocked, "I want to be a superhero!"

"For your Mr. J?"

Starlight asked with a smile.

"No...Of course not! Mr. J and I have broken up!"

Harry suddenly said something surprising.

"Forehead......"

The expression of surprise on the host's face suddenly receded like a tide, "What... wait, you just said that you danced under the moon, and some of you played the violin..."

Harry suddenly interrupted the host, "Oh, the curly-haired kitten, that's not a performer, but a member of the Clown Gang with a gun."

A drop of sweat dripped from the host's head, "You still said he gave you a diamond ring!"

"That's the grenade he shoved me, let me hold the bat, and he ran off alone... oh, 'not even death will part us', he just ran!"

Harry made a very flamboyant gesture of wiping away tears with his hands.

All the audience, the host, and even the two guests Xingguang and Storm were stunned by Harley's coquettish manipulation!

"Ahaha~!"

Harry suddenly let out a series of nervous laughs, pointing at the host, "That's a lie to you, because you lied to me just now, so we're even now!"

"interesting"

An embarrassed smile appeared on the host's face.

This man is crazy!

He cursed in his heart.

"Ahem...Harry, you said you wanted to be a superhero, so what is your superpower?"

The host felt that he was at risk of being led astray by the other party, so he quickly brought it back to the topic.

"Oh, wait a minute!"

Harry sprinted backstage.

Leaving the audience looking at each other in blank dismay.

boom!

A large wooden box was thrown onto the stage.

"Ah ha ha!"

Harry seemed happy, laughing as he opened the wooden box.

First, pull out a Batman suit.

"Oh, it's a bat outfit, I'm going to be the Joker, so no bats!"

Harry left the Batman suit still on the ground.

After flipping around for a while, another clown mask came out, "Little Pudding's face is printed on it, poor little Pudding..."

Saying pitiful in his mouth, he left the clown mask on the ground.

"Hey, found it!"

Harry pulled out a deck of cards from the trunk.

"I want to do a magic trick for everyone!"

Under the astonished eyes of everyone, Harley Quinn showed off her props - acid playing cards.

"First, I'm going to have our Mr. Curly Kitten draw a card!"

The host felt that this guy was completely out of his mind.

It's a tryout for superpowers, and you're here to perform card tricks, why don't you go to America's Got Talent? !

Nevertheless, he maintained his demeanor and drew a card from Harry's hand.

"snort......"

Harry pretended to think about it, "It's three of hearts, right?"

The corner of the host's mouth twitched.

After a while, he turned over the cards for Harry to see clearly, "Sorry, it's not three of hearts, it's seven of spades!"

Harley didn't seem to realize that her magic show had failed, and she easily jumped back to move herself away from the host.

"Poor Mr. Curly Kitten, only the three of hearts is a normal card, and the rest... are acid poker that will make your head explode!"

boom!

Following her words, the poker cards in the host's hand burst open!

The green poisonous mist immediately dispersed!

The host inhaled the poisonous mist, covered his neck, twitched and fell to the ground.

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