My Superhero Can’t Be This Jerk

"Batman" was injured by Captain Boomerang's bouncy boomerang and fell to the ground.

"He" tried his best to support it with both hands, and couldn't stop panting.

"This looks amazing! It's like you order a cheesecake and the delivery guy gives you a Mexican buttermilk with sour cream! It's not the same taste at all!"

Captain Boomerang looked at the fallen "Batman" and shrugged his shoulders.

It was obvious at a glance that this was not Batman!

Because Batman doesn't have such big boobs.

It's a female Batman!

"Ahaha! Are you Batgirl? The Batgirl who was forced to date by Mr. J?"

Harry moved to the side of the fallen female Batman and asked excitedly.

The girl dressed as Batman, judging by her stature and development, should be an underage girl, at least under the age of eighteen.

Because although the opponent's breasts developed rapidly, his height did not match him seriously.

And the development of other parts of the body is somewhat poor, as if all the nutrients are concentrated in certain parts of the upper body.

She had no idea what Harry meant by "Mr. J."

"Hey, what do you think we're going to do with this Bat impersonator, a female Batman?"

The boomerang captain felt that if he defeated the opponent, he should have the right to deal with the fruits of victory.

But he still pretended to be generous and asked other people's opinions.

"Damn it! This thing has a temporary anesthetic effect, and I'm still dizzy now!"

The black spider came out of the grass while rubbing its head.

Just now he was shot by the grapple gun and pulled into the darkness.

Because a large dose of anesthetic was smeared on the tip of the gun, he passed out in an instant.

"Black Spider, you looked very embarrassed just now, are you really all right?"

The boomerang captain asked with concern.

Black Spider looked at Captain Boomerang's malicious smile, and said angrily, "Shut your mouth! Otherwise I'll tear your tongue out!"

Click!

The sniper rifle in the dead shooter's hand was replaced with a magazine, "Count me in!"

He was also very upset at the cynicism of Captain Boomerang just now.

Being jointly run over by two powerful bastards, the captain of Boomerang also became angry, "Then try it, do you think I will be afraid of you two trash?"

He took out the boomerang and pointed it at the two of them, as if he would strike out if he disagreed.

"Trash? The last time you performed a mission, the guard who released the wind picked up the walkie-talkie. That is the real trash!"

Although Death Archer doesn't talk much on weekdays, he attaches great importance to his military achievements and glory.

For a guy who repeatedly opposed him and mocked his marksmanship, he really wanted to kill him with one shot!

"Oh, is that so? You're accusing me because I didn't obey your orders?"

Not to be outdone, the boomerang captain responded, "Who do you think you are? You're nothing more than a lackey who completely obeys Amanda Waller's orders!"

The death shooter's anger was instantly ignited, and he now decided to fight this guy, "You scum! If I saw someone like you on the street before, I would shoot you without hesitation!"

The boomerang captain pointed the boomerang at the dead shooter, "Then try it!"

"enough!"

The Frost Killer stopped the two of them, "Have you been arguing all this time, and have you forgotten our purpose? And now, there is an unknown guy under your feet, so we can fight her after we get rid of her." ?"

"Look, that's why I'm not going to form an army of bad guys with them."

Harry on the other side yawned boredly, "I'd rather go to Arkham than be teammates with this group of people."

After being reminded by Killer Frost, the two realized that there was another guy who tried to attack them but failed.

"So... who the hell are you? Why are you attacking us?"

Seeing Captain Boomerang and Deadshooter no more,

Killer Frost grabbed Batgirl, who was wearing a black batsuit and bared her chin.

"I am Batman!"

The girl deliberately suppressed her throat and said this sentence.

"Stop your daydreams!"

Miriam's mother yelled at her, "You are just a child abandoned by God, God will not allow you to be born as a heretic! And that Batman, they are all freaks!"

Miriam showed a frustrated expression after being yelled at by her mother.

When Miriam was born, Miriam's father secretly accepted the opinion of Walter's free injection of compound five without telling her mother.

So Miriam became a superhuman.

A superhuman with the ability to fly for a short period of time and has quick reflexes.

Miriam's father died very early, so she has very little impression of him. Her father got bowel cancer, and according to her understanding, it is the most painful kind of cancer, because the bowel is closely related to excretion, and if you have bowel cancer, you may not be able to excrete well.

How much joy in a person's life is spent on the toilet!

Her father died, and Miriam could only follow her mother, Evelyn Black. She was a religious fanatic and a Mennonite.

At home, her mother overshadows the sky with one hand and implements a high-pressure policy.

And because Miriam has shown her extraordinary superpower since she was a child, her mother hates her even more.

Her mother thinks this ability to mutate is a blasphemy against God's creation of man!

So Miriam had a hard time living.

As a child, her mother made her read the Bible every day and dress her like a librarian in her forties. Seeing her mother always reminded her of dusty carpets and the smell of old books.

Miriam is careful what she says and does every day, and that's just what her mother thinks she should be.

What mother says is right and what is wrong, she must abide by it.

Pure, kind, dignified, upright, cautious in words and deeds, guarding oneself like a jade, this is what a girl should look like.

Miriam has her own secret, which may not be a big deal to others, but to her mother, it is simply a shameless apocalypse.

Miriam liked to read comics and stand quietly in front of the other kids listening to their rap and rock albums. At school, she secretly watched other children smoke.

When she got home, she couldn't watch TV because she didn't have one at home. All she can do is secretly read her own comic book, or listen to her mother talking about etiquette and morality night after night.

The sixteen-year-old Miriam lived like this day after day, year after year.

She didn't show her distress in front of anyone, but went back to her room every night and cried secretly until she fell asleep.

Until one day, she saw Batman on TV.

The dark and deep, frightening and wordless nightmare that blends into the night seems to be the portrayal of her life.