My Superhero Can’t Be This Jerk

"However, he doesn't look very bright in taking the name."

Harry shrugged his shoulders, obviously he didn't like this guy named "Professor".

"Ah, haha, you're right."

The tall and thin man laughed awkwardly.

"Then look at this, Lie Yan!"

The thin and tall man introduced the third product to Harley, "This is a superhero who used to work for Walter Company, aged 34, weighing 140 pounds, with special skills-explosion, fire resistance, fashion in feather form, once I have climbed the Fusion Mountain, and the signature mantra is: The flames have begun!"

Harry looked at the skinny guy with a cockscomb hair dressed as a hippie, and felt that this one was less reliable than the above two.

"He's an explosive guy, deafening." The lanky man boasted to Harley about Flame's popularity.

"Sucking up all the limelight, he's hot, ma'am, this is the perfect superhero team member for you, and if you drop him, he'll have seven offers tomorrow."

"Forget it, I shouldn't have confidence in you. Even the most hateful villain looks like a street gangster in my eyes."

Halle sighed and left UIT.

"Super villains are becoming less and less distinctive, so how can they compete with Mr. J's Legion of Destruction?"

Harry walked down the street with a sad face.

"The last mission to rob a nuclear warhead on a train was sabotaged by the clown and his men. If he hadn't had a group of men, I would have thrown him off the fire and let him feel the ice and snow of Siberia."

Harry thought about the humiliating failure of being thrown off the train by the Joker last time.

I was walking down the street bored, and saw a piece of news on TV through the shop window.

The deep sea of ​​the Super Seven is caught in a peachy dispute.

Deep Sea is already in serious trouble for being accused of sexual harassment and defaming and insulting women.

The host briefly introduced the event.

A kindergarten teacher named Catherine accused Shen Hai of forcing her to perform fingering, insulting her personality, and insulting her with suspected discriminatory words such as "bitch" and "bitch".

Catherine asked Shen Hai to make financial and moral compensation to her, and to make a public apology.

"It's all out of thin air, we're just having a normal date, some words... some passionate words, maybe just inadvertently uttered when we were excited, that's not evidence of an accusation."

Wearing his dark green combat uniform, Shen Hai said with a bitter face.

"So you admit that you discriminate against women?"

The reporter caught the flaw in Shen Hai's words and asked further.

"No, I didn't, don't take it out of context."

Shen Hai panicked, and hastily argued.

At the same time, he pushed aside the reporter and slipped outside.

The camera recorded the scene of Shenhai fleeing in embarrassment. The female reporter said: "Although Shenhai does not admit that he has discriminated against women, but based on his words and deeds, he is likely to be a sexist. As a model for the public The fact that a member of the Super Seven turns out to be a hidden misogynist raises the question of whether Vought's other male superheroes are male chauvinists."

In the United States, there are two absolute political correctness, one is Black Lives Matter, and the other is the issue of female boxing. Once you touch these two taboos, you will definitely be killed by the society.

Sadly, Shen Hai was targeted by such a group of experts concerned with feminist issues.

Once something happens to him, the Super Seven should be renamed the "Four Walters"—Leslie, Maeve, Starlight, and Storm.

The people from the motherland are imprisoned by Eric, Black is still eating sand in the Sahara desert, the locomotive is hospitalized with heart problems, and Deep Sea is plagued by feminist issues. It is estimated that he will leave the team soon. There is no woman among its members.

"Hmm, poor little guppy.

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Harry muttered, "If he's willing to join my army of supervillains, I'm willing to keep this unlucky guy..."

Speaking of mediocrity, Harry suddenly opened his eyes wide, and his tone rose, "Wait, members of the Super Seven joined my super army. Is there anything crazier than this?"

She almost jumped up excitedly, "This is definitely an idea that surprised Mr. J, I want to absorb this little murloc into my army of super villains!"

Act as soon as you say action, Harley Quinn immediately acted and slipped to Walter Company.

She is going to convince Shen Hai to join his super army.

On the other side, Shen Hai, who has been troubled, is receiving guidance from relevant professionals at UIT.

It was still the two weirdos who had received Harley before—the tall and thin one and the one with the big back.

"Come out and talk a few times, cry and say you know you're wrong, and then talk about how you love your girlfriend and puppy."

The tall and thin man sat on the sofa and made a move to the deep sea in a very professional tone.

"Puppy, or kitten, but it's better to be a puppy. According to our survey, in terms of women's love for pets, puppies have a slight lead over cats."

Dabeitou seemed to have ADHD. Standing behind the dejected deep sea, he said, "Tell me how you love your girlfriend and how you like your pet dog, Duoduo. It's a good name, right? Let's call it Duoduo."

The thin, tall man and the big back sang together, "Yes, your love for pets will cause women to change their impression of you. They will feel that a superhero who likes family and pet dogs must not be a jerk who is suspected of misogynistic."

"Most importantly, convince women that you're a caring, animal-focused, women-focused superhero."

"But......"

Shen Hai hesitated, "I don't have a girlfriend, nor a pet dog. I do have a little hamster, but it died of starvation a few days ago. I like to keep some tropical fish, so I can talk to them anytime... ..."

The tall and thin man stood up, and said bitterly, "On! Does crisis public relations need to tell the truth? No, the important thing is to convince the public of what you have done, even if it sounds full of lies."

"OK, you are professionals, I believe in your strength."

Shen Hai didn't believe it and had no choice. The company had already given up on him and was going to let him quit the Super Seven.

Once I withdraw from this super first-line team, I am afraid that the things I could easily get in the past will be far away from me in an instant.

Wealth, strength, and honor will all disappear in an instant, and he might not even be able to pay off his credit card.

It's a really... frightening thing.

That's why Shen Hai couldn't wait to find this public relations and consulting company that claimed to be able to help superheroes solve all their affairs.

"Of course, we are definitely the most professional. We helped settle the Tek Knight scandal last time..."