My Superhero Can’t Be This Jerk

"Mr. Eric, I now declare that you have become our hostage."

Harley Harley directly dragged Eric to her.

"Oh! By the way, you look... the kind of rich man, with expensive suits and leather shoes, and a straight and upright figure. It's perfect to seduce many ignorant girls. I can't help but think I want to be captured by you."

Harry gently put his hand on Eric's shoulder, "So...are you willing to be our hostage?"

Eric spread his hands, "Do I have any other choices?"

Harry laughed, "You didn't, but you were lucky to be our hostage, come with me, dude."

Harry prepares to retreat with Eric.

Harley didn't recognize Poison Ivy because she was wearing a baseball cap that covered half of her face.

Walking to the door, Harry suddenly snatched the shotgun from his subordinates and pointed it at the audience in the bar.

"As an audience, shouldn't you applaud at the end of the show?"

Harry asked the crowd at the bar.

Due to Harley's coercion, everyone had no choice but to applaud.

Scattered applause sounded, as if to welcome the gang of robbers away.

Shen Hai had no choice but to leave with this group of people.

Leaving the Poison Ivy woman standing still and thinking, and the phantom cat jumping anxiously.

"No, I have to tell the queen!"

As soon as the robbers left the bar, the phantom cat immediately jumped up and ran outside.

Since she has the wall penetration skill, she easily passed through the bar's wall and ran to the street outside.

In the eyes of outsiders, she is like Sam in "Ghost Love", flickering past the window wall.

The whole situation was horrific.

"Ah! Ghost!"

The emotionally unstable crowd suddenly burst into commotion, and the people who saw the phantom cat passing through the wall let out a scream and fled out of the bar in a panic.

 …

"Hey! heroic dandy,

How do you think the cops will come after us? "

Harley Quinn, who was sitting in the front row of the car, was spinning a small pistol in his hand, his eyes rolling.

After turning around for a while, he pointed the pistol at Eric, who had a calm face, and asked with a smile.

"Actually, I don't know much about the behavior of the local police in New York, because I spend less time dealing with them on weekdays."

"whee......"

Harry stared at Eric's profile for a while, then suddenly laughed, "You spend a lot of time dealing with the police, didn't you build an Arkham Asylum? I just heard from my subordinates that you and the police The police in New York have a good working relationship. But one thing I'm curious about..."

Harry tilted his head and thought for a while, "Why is it called Arkham Asylum?"

She stared at Eric closely, as if trying to analyze some information from his expression.

Although Halle is often crazy now, she has been a top psychologist before. She can analyze people's behavioral characteristics and thoughts in their hearts from some tiny movements.

If the other party is identified as a mental patient with no intentions, it is very likely that there will be nothing left to be swallowed by her.

Eric used to walk around the gray edge of the underground for a while, and camouflage is a must-have skill for him. So his expression management won't allow Harry to analyze any useful information.

"Sounds good, right?!"

Eric smiled, "Is Miss Halle interested in this name that came to mind by accident?"

"Interested? Of course not. In fact, I am filled with disgust for a place with that name, like seeing a vomit dump."

Harry said angrily.

Eric tidied up his clothes and replied, "Actually, I still have the idea of ​​building an orphanage."

Facing Harley Quinn, Eric said a word without thinking.

It wasn't because of his whim, or because of any mental stimulation, but because Eric wanted to use this sentence to test Harley Quinn's attitude.

According to what he knew about Harley Quinn in his previous life, although he is a lunatic, Harley Quinn has a much higher bottom line than his evil lover in some ways.

Although it is also evil, Harley Quinn has certain principles, such as not hurting little girls and pregnant women, and not torturing small animals.

This is probably because in a certain world line, Harley and the clown gave birth to a daughter, which caused her to have some kind of guilt towards the little girl, so she had some kindness.

Of course, for the clown, he has no bottom line. In order to achieve his goal, he does not hesitate to use any means. Children and even the family members of superheroes can become his targets.

The clown even destroyed Metropolis, Lois Reiner (Superman's girlfriend) and the child in her belly, and was questioned by the angry Batman: "Why! This is a game between you and me, why is it involved? Superman and those innocent people?!", the Joker replied, "Reason? Just like I killed a puppy with a kitten this morning, just because I like to do it!"

When Eric brought up the topic of the orphanage, he wanted to test whether Harley Quinn had such a weakness.

Sure enough, when Eric said the word "orphanage", her expression moved slightly.

"Orphanage?"

She blinked, wondering why Eric brought this up.

Eric tidied up his pressed clothes, ignored the gun pointed at him from behind, and said seriously: "Ms. Harley Quinn, I am an entrepreneur, and I own dozens of charitable foundations. I am very interested in you and want to hire you as the head of the Children's Charity Foundation."

"Why?"

Harry froze, touched his forehead, then touched Eric's forehead, "It seems that neither of us has a fever, why would you hire someone who kidnapped you to be the head of your foundation? Or, is today April Fool's Day? You planned a very funny prank?"

"Ms. Quinn, I'm not joking."

Eric turned on his poker face and said in a deep voice.

"Besides, you think you kidnapped me, but I don't think so."

"Why?!"

This is the second exclamation from Harley Quinn.

She twisted the body sitting on Eric's left side, and asked curiously: "I don't quite understand, the current situation is that you have been kidnapped by us, why don't you admit it?"

Several people were riding in a multi-seater commercial vehicle. A robber in the front row acted as the driver, and a robber sitting in the co-pilot held a gun in his hand and pointed it at Eric in the backward direction.

The other two robbers were sitting in the second row of the carriage.

Eric sat in the middle of the first row, with Harley Quinn on the left, and the deep sea, which was always moving restlessly, on the right.