My Superhero Can’t Be This Jerk

The next day.

After a night of fermentation, the Batman battle against the motherland finally completely detonated the United States.

In newspapers, media, social networks, and all kinds of overwhelming information bombardment, everyone knows the story of Batman, who was born out of the sky, defeated the people of the motherland and saved the innocent people on the helicopter.

The United States is a country where heroism prevails. They establish heroes to worship heroes and seek their own beliefs in the era of heroes.

The most fanatical belief - the motherland, was defeated by Batman. As a result, the faith in their hearts was also destroyed.

The process of rebuilding faith is to find a new superhero and send him to the high altar.

Batman is the new belief of the people.

If you describe Wei Chen as an entertainment star, it would be—he is completely popular!

It is a household name, and it has countless admirers.

Whether it's at school or at parties, it's him that people talk about the most.

Even the "Batman Society" has appeared on the streets. People voluntarily form an organization to maintain Batman together. Now it has officially attracted millions of members.

There are even all kinds of strange religious groups, in his name, swaying and deceiving, madly attracting believers.

Turn on the TV, no matter which channel it is, it is reporting on Batman.

People talk about his identity, about his abilities, about his strange and eerily beautiful uniform.

Little fat Rick, because of his mobile phone video shot at close range.

"Only the little Texas fan who loves Batman" because of his shocking remarks.

Caused the two to instantly become popular!

The two made frequent TV appearances, and even participated in various interviews and entertainment programs, becoming the most popular entertainment celebrities at the moment.

More popular than some movie stars!

I heard that the two also endorsed commercials, and they made a lot of money in a while.

Don't forget the well digger when drinking water. Rick and the little fan understand why they are popular. Of course, they flatter Batman wherever they go.

And now, as beautiful as Batman is, the motherland and the Walter Company are as unhappy.

Wall Street stock exchange.

The moment the stock market opened, Walter's stock fell below the issue price and dived all the way down.

The consequence of shareholders losing their trust in Walter is the frantic selling of their stocks.

The shareholders of Water Company held an emergency meeting overnight.

They naturally understand the bad impact caused by the continuous decline of stocks, and the damage caused to a company with a market value of trillions of dollars, so they will do whatever it takes to eliminate the impact of this incident.

The major shareholder House clenched his fists and slammed it on the conference table, "It's a big deal, no matter what, we can't lose this battle!"

On the one hand, they mobilized funds to boost the stock market, and on the other hand, they contacted officials at all levels, parliamentarians, and SEC members, and used their powerful connections to conduct black-box operations.

Water Company has continuously invested tens of billions of funds, and finally stopped the stock price limit.

It is worth noting that when Walter frantically acquired stocks from various retail investors, he encountered resistance.

It seems that a group of unknown forces is secretly acquiring the shares of Water Company.

They bought at the first moment when retail investors panic-sold stocks.

It seems to have come prepared.

However, the Walter Company was so overwhelmed that it did not pay much attention to this matter. After all, the share of stocks in the hands of retail investors is far from threatening Walter.

At the same time, the Water Company held a press conference. This time, the black president and the legendary "Uncle Fried Chicken" - Edgar Stan, personally appeared.

"Everyone, there are more than 200 superheroes in the Water Company, and they are all committed to serving America and the American people. The people of the motherland are the most responsible and patriotic among these superheroes. If we have too many If you criticize some magnified details, it will only destroy a person from public opinion."

"Mr. Edgar, do you mean that the motherland is not wrong? He used heat sight to destroy the helicopter, but he fled, and finally Batman rescued the helicopter. This is a fact that everyone sees!"

Some reporters raised objections.

Edgar's swarthy face grew darker.

"About this matter, I think the people of the motherland can explain it."

Edgar took off his glasses and said to the reporters.

The air was quiet for a second.

Then it was replaced by a bigger noise.

Dozens of reporters rushed up like crazy, shoving each other and crowding, like chickens frantically fighting for food.

"Mr. Edgar, did the natives really come to the press conference?"

"Mr. Edgar, what will you do with the natives?"

"Is the motherland still the boss of your Super Seven?"

......

In the backstage conference room, people from the motherland are watching TV.

Raising his head slightly, he stared at the TV with a look that could kill at any time.

The whole face was tense, but the muscles would tremble from time to time.

With the pressing of the remote control in his hand, different channel screens flashed one by one.

"Save America? I'm laughing to death, motherland, bitch! Coward!"

The motherland gritted his teeth and pressed the remote control button.

"Trying to save the city? Too bad he can't save himself!"

On the edge of the outbreak, press the remote again.

"Batman - the new most popular superhero with an unprecedented 89% approval rating on social media!"

Seeing this, the people of the motherland calmed down.

After being extremely angry, the time of the sage is brewing a huge storm.

Press the remote control button again.

This time, what was shown on the TV was an emoji. UU reading www. uukanshu.com

On the street, a handsome white guy was holding his girlfriend, and a blond girl with bulging front and back passed by. The handsome white guy immediately turned his head and whistled, looking like a pig. The girlfriend next to her had a "you scumbag" expression.

The matching words are very interesting. The handsome white guy wrote "everyone" on his head, the blonde girl wrote "Batman", and the unlucky girlfriend wrote "Motherlander" on his head.

Teeth are about to be crushed!

The frequency of pressing the remote control was faster, and the button for changing the channel was almost crushed by him.

The picture that made him the most angry was a picture of a netizen's PS.

In the group photo of the Super Seven, the head of the motherlander standing in the center C was replaced by Batman.

"Crack!"

The remote control finally ended the tragic situation of being tortured and died.

When his anger filled his chest and was about to erupt, he was reminded by the staff that he was going to attend a press conference.

With a sullen face, the natives stepped forward and walked towards the front desk.

The moment he saw the people from the motherland come in, the camera in the reporter's hand rang.

The flash almost turned the entire dimly lit room into a daylight world.

The reporters rushed over like sharks smelling blood.

"Motherlander, do you think you need to apologize?"

"Motherlander, do you have anything to say about your popular support rate going crazy?"

The reporters held up the microphone, and all kinds of unfriendly topics came straight up.

The fake smile maintained by the motherland disappeared instantly.

Angry, irritability and jealousy, the thresholds of various negative emotions rose to the maximum in an instant.

The eyes began to turn red, and the murderous aura shot out from the eyes undisguised!