My Weird Life

   Chapter 302 Maoshan Shamanism (22)

  The sky is getting brighter.

  Xiangdi got up, washed his face, greeted Su Wu and Gouzhu, and prepared breakfast in the firewood room.

  Nowadays, people eat two meals a day, but because Master has already given the money, I want the family to eat three meals with the help of the stove team.

   Breakfast is nothing unusual,

  Each person only has one bowl of thick porridge, which is just served with freshly pickled vegetables from yesterday.

   When thinking about the porridge soup,

  The stove team also got up one after another,

   Even Lao Dao didn't sleep in late in the morning, and ate breakfast with everyone.

  After dinner,

   Laodao began to teach Kungfu to all the people in the kitchen team,

   The fists and feet seem unremarkable,

   However, Su Wu, who has practiced 'Bing Boxing' and 'Beast Shape Boxing', sees it as a set of good skills that can be used to fight the enemy, and every move and every blow is practical.

   After Su Wu learned it, he could play well.

   So he was ordered by the master to go back to the house to make up for his sleep.

   He told Master that there was a jar of 'blood-boosting medicinal soup' boiled in the firewood room, so that after the juniors and juniors practiced kung fu, they could drink a bowl and go back to the house to rest.

   "This brat...

That medicinal soup was originally used for the mule to activate blood, but now the dosage has been adjusted, but it can also be given to people..." Li Yueshan looked at the back of the eldest disciple, muttered a few words, and then followed the disciples to practice the old Taoist professor. 's effort.

  —

   "Insert Mud and Send Soldiers Sword Art".

   Sitting on the kang, Su Wu opened the booklet given to him by the old Taoist priest.

   There is not much text at the beginning,

   only drew one picture,

   is a peach tree with very few branches and leaves, with only some peach pits hanging on it.

   with a small amount of text below.

  ‘Choose sword materials.

  Choose the core of peach tree for more than ten years as the base material, so that the peach tree will bear fruit in the same year and not be picked, try to make the fruit weathered and shrink, leaving only the peach core on the branch,

   transplanted it in the land of thunderclouds and haze,

   struck by lightning, soaked by wind and smoke,

   then fell this tree,

   Take the wood core and cut it into a three-foot wooden sword by hand. ’

  The second and third pages introduce the French style of sword material 'cultivation'.

That is, after the core of the peach tree is cut into a wooden sword, it is necessary to go through a 'corpse sacrifice'. The peach wood sword is used as a 'corpse', enshrined in the altar, and the talisman is drawn to call the spirit. .

   Thereafter,

  The texture of the gradually growing blood vessel plexus on the mahogany sword is generally criss-crossed.

   is followed by a 'soldier sacrifice'.

   is to select hundreds of ancient swords that have been used on the battlefield, and the older they are, to form a 'sword pool'.

   draws the same talisman, summons the ancient sword to kill the breath, and sacrifices the peach wood sword inserted in the pool,

   After this step,

  The peach wood sword will be 'colored'.

  The highest grade is the color of gold and bronze, and the sound of the sword is clanging.

The    is red in color, the wooden sword can cut wood,

   The bottom is a dim yellow color, and the utility is poor.

After experiencing the 'two sacrifices', this sword can be regarded as truly refined, and it can become a high-quality magic weapon, listed in the 'altar'. At this time, this sword can be used to guard the sternness and the magic power. Yu Jian.

   Only by refining this sword,

   Only then can you really start the practice of 'Insert the mud and send the soldiers and swords'.

   The word 'plugging the mud' in this set of sword tactics can be extended to mean 'plugging the mud to set the wind, looking for the dragon to point the acupuncture point'.

   is about to insert this sword into the dragon cave of the mountains and rivers,

   can gather gas and store wind, mobilize the power of mountains and rivers for your own use,

   A sword is like a big mountain and a big river, and it is not a problem to guard Li Wei.

   And the meaning of the word ‘sending troops’,

   means literally.

   This sword is listed in the altar,

   Draw a talisman to call the spirit, you can guard the fierceness between the mountains and rivers for your own use, and be driven by yourself!

  Su Wu has read the entire contents of this booklet,

   What is certain is that the 'Plug in the Mud and the Sword Art' must be a core method in the Maoshan Wu sect to which Lao Dao belongs. This method involves many things and forms a complete system.

   It can even be compared with the system of the Kitchen God Sect, and it is even better!

but,

   This sword technique, Su Wu could not practice.

   It is precisely because this sword art is the core of a deceitful system, and it is implicated in many other aspects of the system,

   Only when the conditions are complete can he begin to practice.

   For example,

It is mentioned in    Sword Art that if you want to make a real mahogany magic sword, you need the cooperation of the 'altar'.

   even,

   Wants to manipulate the strangeness between mountains and rivers,

   It is also necessary to list the magic swords in the altar, and cooperate with various spells, instruments, and tokens to 'send troops'!

  The altar is the core element of practicing this sword art.

  Su Wu speculated,

   I want to get the inheritance of the altar,

  It is only possible if you have to worship under the Wumen of Maoshan!

It is no wonder that the old Taoist priest was so generous, and he was able to give Su Wu the core method of the Maoshan Shamanism sect—it was because he was sure that Su Wu had no altar inheritance, and deliberately threw out this method in order to lure Su Wu into the bait and worship him. Join the Maoshan Witch Sect!

  This old man, just as the master said, looks like he has lost his memory and is dumbfounded, but he is actually a thief!

  Worshiping in Maoshan Shamanism is different from worshipping under the old Taoist seat and being an apprentice.

  The former is equivalent to having to cut himself off with the Kitchen King Sect,

   In the future, he can only be a disciple of Maoshan Shamanism.

  The latter is not so severe, it all depends on the intentions of the two masters.

  Su Wu could not worship Maoshan Shamanism,

   In this way, Master's intention to establish himself as the cooker of the next generation has failed.

   But it is impossible for him not to practice "Insert Mud and Send Soldiers Sword Art"!

  —With such a complete and powerful system of controlling swindlers, it is impossible for him to turn away!

  At the moment, Su Wu naturally has no way to obtain the 'altar inheritance'.

But,

   After returning to reality,

  With the cooperation of the big platform of the Weird Countermeasures Department, he wants to worship a certain sect of Taoism and inherit its altar heritage. What difficulty is there? Maybe, it can also accommodate several altars!

  The altar is inherited in an orderly manner in the Taoist sects,

  Reality is bizarrely revived,

   They will surely recover together and restore their past blessings!

  Su Wu carefully put away the "Insert the Mud and Send the Soldier Sword Art", he has written down all the contents on it,

   At this time,

   Laodao walked into the house with his hands behind his back,

   Seeing Su Wu's action of folding the booklet,

   His eyes lit up,

   took a few steps to the head of the kang, looked at Su Wu who was silent, and said, "Do you want to learn this sword art? If you do, then go back to Maoshan Wu with me?"

  Su Wu looked up at Lao Dao's eyes,

  's eyes were as calm as a mirror lake, reflecting the old Taoist face: "Daoist, have you lost your memory, or have you never lost your memory at all, just pretending to be crazy here?"

"what…

What did you say? I don't understand, I don't understand. "Old Dao shook his head again and again, showing a look of daze.

   "The Taoist priest is obviously a true master of Maoshan Wu, and his position in this religion must be very important.

  I want to come to Maoshan, and there are many affairs that need to be handled by the Taoist priest.

   But the Taoist priest hangs out in a small group like us, unwilling to return to the sect...

   Could it be that something major happened within the Taoist sect? "Su Wu looked at Lao Dao expressionlessly and spoke slowly.

   Laodao listened to what he said,

   was stunned,

   said blankly again: "I don't understand, I don't understand..."

   said he was about to leave with his hands behind his back.

   "The Taoist priest appeared in the treacherous pass, perhaps not by mistake,

   but deliberately entered it - for the ghost craftsman? Want to control it, use it to sew the power of destiny, what do you intend to return to this religion to sew?

  People say that the feng shui dragon vein is the number of qi of heaven and earth,

The fate of people also depends on the number of qi in heaven and earth, and this 'jumping in mud and swordsmanship' looks like the supreme method of inspiring the dragon veins of feng shui—could it be someone—maybe there is something tricky, occupying and arousing the ancestral dragon veins of the Maoshan witch sect ,

   The Taoist priest went to the treacherous pass to find ghost craftsmen,

   is to use it to sew a nine-two-nine fate pattern,

   With this person's destiny, against the earth force dragon vein? ! "

   Lao Dao's figure froze when he was about to walk out of the house.

   for a few seconds,

  It seems to want to turn back and say something to Su Wu,

   But after all, he didn't say anything, and walked out of the house!

  Su Wu leaned on the head of the kang, thoughtfully.

   At this time,

   There was a loud noise outside the house,

   "Is sister-in-law at home?

  We are servants in Cui's house in the town. We came here to let you know that Mr. Cui's mother is gone today.

   We are all people of the same surname and clan,

   So Mr. Cui asks you to wait a while and see Grandma one last time. "A rather strong male voice sounded in the yard, startling a group of dogs barking, "Why do you have so many dogs in your house?"

  We'll take one back later,

   is a little thought that you brought to Master Cui…”

   "That's not my dog,

   That's someone else's dog, someone else's dog..." Xiangdi's timid voice sounded, "I-I'll go over to Brother Cui's house later, you all go, it's really not my dog..."

   "Don't you use these people to prevaricate Master Cui?!

   Sister-in-law, it's just a dog, what's the use of keeping it?

  Wang Er, Li Gou, go and grab the taller dog and send it to the house, saying that it was a gift from the elder sister-in-law, and cook some dog meat in a pot to eat—"

   "I'm in your mother's hair!"

   At this moment, the angry shout of the master suddenly sounded,

   followed by the sound of clubs being danced;

The sound of    hitting the flesh;

   a messy footstep;

   the sound of a flurry of sticks;

   The wailing of several men.

   When Su Wu walked out of the house,

   Then I saw the master took a wooden stick and slammed it on the back of a tall man,

   Pearl, Qing Miao and others held sticks one after another, stunned the other men,

  Master stepped on the man's face, and his face rolled with anger: "You are a donkey丨Fuck丨She told you that this is a dog raised by Laozi, and you still want to take it away,

   What kind of stuff are you? !

   The dog that Lao Tzu can't even eat,

   Are you going to take one with you when you open your mouth? !

   should have killed you! "

   said, he suddenly raised the stick, the man was so frightened that his whole body trembled, seeing that the stick was about to fall against his head, if the stick went down, I was afraid that his brain would be beaten out!

   He immediately screamed: "Grandpa, spare your life, grandpa, spare your life, the villain has eyes but doesn't recognize Mount Tai, and offends you!

   Forgive your life, grandpa! "

  woo!

   Sticks beat the air, making a dull whistling sound,

   finally hit the mud next to the man, splashing the man's face with mud.

   "Running to someone else's house, without asking, you will forcefully rob someone else's dog and go back to eat it - if you teach such a minion, your master is not a good person!

  Want Di!

  What kind of dog丨傏丨Master Cui,

   Is it just Landlord Cui who made you lose your work? "Master tilted his head and asked Xiangdi, who was stunned beside him,

   also saw the eldest disciple standing at the door of the house.

   Xiangdi was stunned and did not respond.

   On the other hand, the big she was holding her eyes with gleaming eyes, and she kept saying, "That's right, it's his family! Cui Taiyu's family, Cui Taiyu is the youngest son of Uncle Cui Daren!"

"Oh, I see…"

  Li Yueshan has experienced world events,

   He hadn't even heard Xiangdi say this before, but when he thought about it, he had already reacted.

   "Da She is a good child, I will protect your mother in the future!"

  Master turned around,

   stared coldly at the tall and sturdy man, and said, "Look at this situation, your master sent you here to collect money, right? His mother died, but it was convenient for him to collect funeral ceremonies everywhere?

   Only accepting funeral ceremonies and not hosting a banquet is unethical, right?

  His house, have you held a banquet? "

   "There are seats, there are seats!

  I have a seat! The tall and strong man hurriedly said, for fear that if he answered too slowly, the stick that fell in front of his nose would hit him in the face.

   "That line!"

  Li Yueshan took out a few pieces from his arms and sprinkled them on the tall and strong man's face,

   said: "This is the mourning ceremony of Xiangdi's family!

   Now show me the way, let's go to your master's house,

   to eat his mother's table! "

   (end of this chapter)