My Weird Life

  Chapter 498 Xishen Road (22)

   "Welcome to Perfect Life Simulator!"

   "You can consume yuan jade or dry jade, choose to simulate your own or other people's life, and seek solutions to many life problems!"

  The darkness covered the whole field, Su Wu stood in the darkness, and saw the huge dial floating in midair in front of him.

   Around the dial, there are screens,

   represents the various simulations he can currently perform.

  He didn't hesitate, and immediately issued an instruction to the simulator: "Exchange 1 dry jade, and conduct a personal future simulation."

  A dry jade is equal to a thousand yuan jade.

The last time in the simulation of Dongliu Island, Su Wu exchanged a large amount of yuan jade for dry jade, and was able to take out items from Dongliu Island, including 'Black Dizang', 'Ten Miedu Dao Clue', 'Dahonglian' All items such as "Two Cang" and "Jianzhen Buddha Beads" were exchanged.

  Yuanyu cannot be exchanged for a considerable part of these things.

  Su Wu became curious about the function of 'Qianyu'.

  He is going to enter the "dog hole" thrown by the **** of joy on the edge of the underworld, and track down the whereabouts of the **** of joy.

  Although before this, the old man made a divination for the result of the trip, and the result of the divination was 'good fortune', but the place 'Hell' is full of all kinds of horrible, evil and unimaginable cunning.

  They may not have the power to interfere with the old divine man's divination results.

   In addition, Su Wu almost suffered disaster here once.

  —He met the trick troupe in the underworld, and the trick troupe attracted the "projection of the hand of the Three Purities". If it hadn't been for the terma paper to evolve Zhong Kui's face, he might not be able to avoid the projection of the "Hand of the Three Purities".

be careful and live long.

  This time, although he is just parading on the edge of the underworld, walking through the dog hole dug out by the God of Joy,

   To prevent accidents,

  He still wants to perform this simulation.

   Make sure there is nothing wrong with this.

  This simulation uses a dry jade to verify its effect, which is just right.

   "Exchange successful."

   "Your wallet balance is 75540-1000=74540 yuan jade!"

  Yuanyu is a currency that Su Wuhui often uses and consumes in large quantities.

  Even if he does not simulate,

  In reality, I often exchange some items from the simulation for use by myself and those around me.

   Among them, the most used ones are all kinds of secret medicines in the simulated world of the secret storage domain, and the second is the soul harvesting rice in the kitchen **** world.

  He set various work tasks and work goals for the Taoist masters,

  When the subordinates complete a certain task or tasks, they will receive corresponding rewards.

   Most of them are secret medicines in the secret storage domain.

  Yun Nishang and Jiang Yingying both benefited from this.

   Therefore, the number of Yuanyu he keeps on his body has never been a number that rarely changes.

   On the contrary, this number changes frequently.

  The voice of the simulator is still ringing in his ears,

   Around the huge dial in front of you, there are items listed.

   "You can bring the following items into the simulation..."

  Option 0: Ni's body (12 dry jade).

  Option 1: Terma paper (3000 yuan jade).

  Option 2: Black Ksitigarbha (8 dry jade).

  Option 3: Big Red Lotus Embryo Collection (5000 yuan jade).

  …

  Su Wu glanced at the various items listed around the dial, and finally exchanged for option 3—'Big Red Lotus Embryo Hidden' in his hand.

   "Exchange successful!"

   "Your wallet balance is: 74540-5000=69540 yuan jade!"

  The sword with flames dancing on its blade was held in his hand,

  The darkness around was illuminated a lot by the scarlet fire.

  The sound of the simulator gradually fades away,

  The wall of the mourning hall, which is composed of twenty-four filial piety pictures and eighteen-story **** pictures, slowly emerged in the darkness.

   "Loading talents..."

   "Loading simulation..."

   "Your future life has been loaded successfully!"

  The darkness covering all around fades completely,

  It looks like the coffin wall specially built at the crossroads when the old people died when they were young. It runs parallel to both sides of Su Wu, winding all the way to the dark depths spread by the miserable green lanterns.

   ahead,

  Waterfall-like black hair, the five-headed 'five-headed lady' walked slowly,

  Bursts of bells came from it,

  It seems to be urging Su Wu.

  The 'Soul Shed Wall' is constantly changing between virtual and real.

  The black mist flowed here, covering the deep ravines hidden in the ground.

  Su Wu looked sideways at the picture scroll wall that turned into an illusion—the old **** outside the wall was dancing a weird and crazy dance, half of his body was submerged in the black mist of the underworld, and half of his body was still in reality.

   With the help of his half body, the "five-headed lady" can parade on the edge of the underworld.

   Looking back, Su Wu followed the bells ringing from the five-headed empress, and walked forward slowly holding the 'Big Red Lotus Embryo Cang'.

  Only black mist flows around,

   Above the head, the flames of the green lantern flickered.

   walk a distance,

  After passing through Jiang’s house,

  The walls paved with twenty-four filial piety pictures and eighteen-story **** pictures on both sides suddenly disappeared.

  The green lantern remains the same,

Those who make up the walls on both sides turned into men and women with their backs facing each other, their arms and ankles were **** with bloodshot threads. The Wall of Flesh'.

  The five-headed empress stopped at a dark corner ahead,

  It got on the body of the old god,

  This time, I am going to the underworld to meet my 'friend'.

  Li Gui has never been emotional,

  In the so-called "friendship" that the old man thought,

  It should have a different meaning for Li Gui.

Perhaps it was a certain characteristic that attracted the two Li Guis to approach each other, making the old **** man mistakenly think that they were "good friends", or, the old **** man already knew that there were some "characteristics" that attracted and repelled each other between Li Gui .

  Good friends are just a popular way of saying that they are Duan Gongshen's epilepsy.

  It’s like Master Zhaodao, who accommodates all kinds of tricks, will meet Ma Xiangu, who accommodates the tricks,

  The two even rushed together to prevent the recovery of the "Three Cleansing Intestines".

  In the end, both of them died in the dry well in Banshan Bay, Longshanji.

  There may be some kind of 'trait' that attracts each other between the three pure intestines, the sly eyes, and the sly hair.

  If the five-headed empress keeps walking along the dog hole dug out by the **** of joy,

  In the end, I can only be happy for a while,

   It seems that Xishen is not its lover.

   Therefore, it stopped in a dark corner, with no expression on the five ugly heads, and their purple lips squirmed, uttering a gloomy and cold stern language: "Xiang Chaha Saramanan..."

  After the harsh language was spread,

  Facing the five-headed empress, on the overlapping wall of men and women whose hands and feet were bound by bloodshot threads, couples of men and women squirmed away with painful faces, creeping to the left and right,

   parted a dark portal,

  At this time, the five-headed empress turned her face, and the five expressionless faces faced Su Wu, and a human voice came out of its mouth: "Young man... I will take the empress... to meet you...

  Next, you just walk forward along the road..."

   This is the voice of the old man.

   "Old man, take care." Su Wu nodded, and said so to the 'Five-headed Empress'.

   It didn’t respond to Su Wu anything,

   Turned around and stepped into the dark portal.

   The men and women crawling to the left and right gradually returned to the distance amidst repeated shocks, and were about to block the dark portal.

Su Wu crossed the gate and walked forward. In his right eye, a red lotus was in full bloom. The four-horned, ox horns were wrapped with necklaces and Buddha beads. The guardian Yan Mo stepped on the red lotus and appeared in the passageway at the edge of the underworld dug out by the **** of joy. inside.

  As soon as Yan Mo Guardian appeared here, it made the entire passage narrow and crowded.

  The black mist surging in all directions gathered towards it.

Yan Mo Zun (Yan Mozun): When Yan Mo's true form is completely integrated with this body, and all kinds of tonics, extremely evil powers, and tricks are allocated to strengthen his physical score to '99', Yan Mo's body will be fully integrated. Grow into 'Yan Mozun'!

  Current physical score: 57!

  Yan Mozun parades in hell,

   Absorbing the evil power, the rhyme,

  Strengthen yourself!

  …

  After Yan Mo Protector had a real body, its physical score has risen from 37 to 57.

   Among them, the biggest boost to its physical growth,

  It is not the secret medicine of the secret storage domain that Su Wu often feeds to it-those secret medicines are almost ineffective for today's Yama protector.

   It was the many monsters that Su Wu killed in Dongliu Island. Their overflowing charms were swallowed by Yan Mo's protector, which contributed to the faster growth of Yan Mo's protector.

  The Yan Mo protector is released on the 'Xishen Road' at the moment, and it is to use it to gather the wool of the God of Xi.

  The strange rhyme flowing in the black mist was silently chewed and swallowed by Yan Mo's guardian.

  It silently walks in front of Su Wu,

   The quadruple power wheel turns under its feet.

  Su Wu drove Yan Mo Dharma forward slowly,

From the crack that was about to close behind him, some viscous black liquid suddenly seeped in. The black liquid spread out on Xishen Road, wriggling and standing up. A pitch-black figure with the same body shape.

  This human figure has dozens of black arms, supporting its increasingly bulging abdomen,

  There is no tricky rhyme flowing on it,

   Just like that, he followed Su Wu silently.

The pitch-black figure is walking forward, and there seems to be another dark shadow behind it. That black shadow has six arms, one pair of arms pointing to the sky, and the other pair of arms pointing to the ground. The middle pair of arms is no longer a shadow, but A pair of corporeal, highly decayed arms.

  There are rotten sores on these arms,

  In the rotten sores, there are many figures with their hair floating, lying in the rotten river water, flowing down with the river,

  Like a drifter in a river.

   Just a pair of arms,

   It seems that there is a terrifying world hidden!

  The rotten left arm held the hilt of a black shadow magic sword, and the right hand held the tip of the sword, and the jet-black figure with the same face as Su Wu stood back to back with it suddenly at a certain moment,

   Then it turned away,

  Make the black shadow with six arms face Su Wu—

  The only solid arms in the shadow, holding the shadow magic sword, suddenly pushed the dark magic sword with only shadows towards Su Wu who was marching forward!

  Su Wu felt a creepy feeling in his heart!

   He turned suddenly,

   Then he saw the pair of corrupted arms that he remembered deeply and could never forget, holding the shadow magic sword, and pushing towards him horizontally!

  Sanqing Hand Projection!

  Behind the projection,

  Another pitch-black figure melted into viscous black liquid in an instant and disappeared on the ground!

  (end of this chapter)