My Weird Life

   Chapter 71 The Art of Talking (Blue)

  ‘The Art of Talking (Blue): You are very skilled at talking to people and talking to ghosts.

  If you talk to humans, your offensive words will make the enemy feel embarrassed, embarrassed, fear and other negative emotions;

  Your imperative words are extremely easy to obey.

  Your words of encouragement will give your friends a great boost, and they will restore their confidence—even ED sufferers have a higher chance of regaining their strengths because of your words.

  If you talk to inhuman weirdness, then your words have a higher chance of having positive or negative effects. ’

   Looking at the detailed introduction of the 'art of speaking' talent, Su Wu fell into deep thought.

  Who would have thought?

  He, a man who has always been taciturn, is now forced to master the skill of 'talking to people and talking to ghosts'.

   The artistic genius of speaking has a stronger and more explicit effect on humans.

   For the strange effect, it depends purely on what Su Wu and Wei said, and whether he recited the words at the time.

  If you are lucky, you may say a few words at will, and you can get a weird 'approval'.

  If you are unlucky, even if you are rhetoric, you will kill yourself if you should kill yourself.

   Fortunately, Su Wu can experiment many times in the simulation.

   Until you find a suitable time and say the right words to convince the "heart deceit".

Yes,

   After reading the content on the dark red pages, he made a decision - first, convince "Xinji" to become its "document".

   This completely breaks through the blockade of the corpse on itself.

   However, breaking through the blockade of the corpse is just an additional item after becoming a quirky document.

Su Wu's real purpose is that after becoming a Xinwei clerk, if he refuses to work for Xinyi for a long time and cannot bring a new corpse to him, he will take the initiative to locate the clerk and ask the clerk to meet him. , explaining the reasons.

   Xinwei can 'talk the truth'.

   As long as the reasons are valid enough and the nonsense is true enough, it will still lightly let go of documents that are not working.

   In this way, Su Wu can continue to extend his start date.

   Until a certain day, his mind, body, and the key to unlocking the dragon ring have all reached a complete state. After summoning him again, he can go to meet him, and then he can easily upgrade his position to a 'priest'.

   Get rid of the title of 'bodyworker' completely!

  …

   "Okay, open your eyes."

  Su Wu put away the scroll, hung the imperial bell around his neck, and then said to Jiang Yingying.

   Jiang Yingying took off the thick coat covering her face and looked at Su Wu who got up from the stool with a nervous expression: "Are we going?"

   In reality, she packed her things earlier to prepare to leave with Su Wu and leave this city shrouded in mystery.

In the    simulation, she continued the memory of the past,

   Seeing Su Wu getting up, he naturally asked this question.

   "No." Su Wu shook his head, picked up the car keys and mobile phone from a small box in the corner, and replied to Jiang Yingying, "I need to go out.

  Can you lend me the emergency cans first? "

   "...Okay." Jiang Yingying only hesitated for a moment before holding the sturdy rooster in both hands and handing it to Su Wu, "Help me take good care of it."

"rest assured."

  Su Wu took the emergency can in his arms with one hand, and said to Jiang Yingying: "You stay here, I'll be back in a while.

   It will be alright. "

   Hearing his words, Jiang Yingying felt a warm current in her heart.

   Obviously his words were ordinary, but it gave her a lot of courage.

The    girl had a good-looking smile on her face and nodded heavily: "Okay! I'm waiting for you!"

  Su Wu nodded and turned on the phone that had been off for a long time.

   A prompt message popped up.

   At the moment, there is only one supervisor, Huang Zhicheng, in Boyu Company, who sent a message to Su Wu to invite him to join the work group.

  The other 'colleagues' haven't moved yet.

   In addition to 'Huang Zhicheng' perseveringly sent more than 20 invitations to join the group message,

   There is also a person whose nickname is a string of spaces, and sent more than ten messages to Su Wu requesting to be added as a friend.

   Its latest message asking for Jiasuwu's friend was just a minute ago.

   is also very urgent.

  Su went in for news at noon.

   It was found that this person was the 'staff' with an official certification icon who had a dark profile picture and had sent reminders to the tenant group in the simulation.

   This should be Taiya's official strange countermeasure force, right?

   What do they add themselves to?

  Thinking of what has happened in the current simulation, the same has happened in reality.

  Su Wu agreed to this 'staff' request.

  ‘You have successfully added [Space] as a friend, let’s chat together! ’

   in the chat box,

The    system prompt message just flashed.

The [space] opposite    sent a message: "Su Wu, ID number 1xxxxxxxx..., have you successfully escaped from the 'Black Shadow' chase?"

  Su Wu frowned when he saw the news.

   This staff member speaks in a completely interrogative tone, and it is rare to see Taiya staff communicate with people in this tone.

   He did not answer the man's question directly.

   typed: "Who are you?"

   "I am a staff member of Taiya's official strange countermeasures department. It seems that you have escaped from the shadows?"

"Yes.

   Didn't you say you were going to rescue us?

   Why haven't there been rescues yet? I'm walking on the street alone now, I'm so scared, my hands and feet are cold, my whole body is shaking, and my tears are streaming down..." Su Wu edited a paragraph and sent it.

   There was silence for a while.

   replied after a while: "What nonsense are you talking about? I'm talking to you about the business, don't be eccentric here with me, smiling!

  We now locate you on 'Shitang Road' outside Ping'an Garden.

   I hope you can cooperate with us to do one thing. "

   "You don't hurry to save people, and you still want me to be an ordinary person to work with you?" Su Wu frowned even more.

  How do you feel that this staff is bossy?

   seems to have a superior sense of superiority?

   "The situation here is very complicated. We can't enter the Ping An Garden for the time being, so we need you to cooperate with us."

   "The complicated situation you're talking about, isn't it those red lanterns in the sky?"

"how do you know?"

   "I saw someone's head turn into a red lantern with my own eyes!

   How do you say I know?

   It seems that you also know that these red lanterns will randomly kill people, right?

   In this situation, you have to ask me to cooperate with you in doing things. You didn’t tell me at all about the huge risks involved. You just want me to do things for you by cheating? "

   "Be careful when you speak!"

   "I pay attention to your old mother!

   I don't know where the dead liar came from, get out! "

  Su Wu swiped his finger, clicked into the person's personal interface, and directly dragged him to delete it.

  This person's words are unprofessional, and even if he has an official certification mark, he is likely to be a liar.

   There is no need to communicate with the liar.

   He put his mobile phone in his pocket, greeted Jiang Yingying, and when the neon lights flashed outside, he walked out with an emergency can.

   (end of this chapter)