My Weird Life

  Chapter 826 The method of getting out of trouble (12)

"What is this place?

  You two boys, why are you here? "'Wang Gousheng' popped out the skin of his feet between his nails, stared at Zhang Da and Liu Er with wide eyes, asked a word, then turned to look at Su Wu, he seemed to have realized something, and pointed his finger at Su Wu Noon, "It's you, oh—"

  Wang Gousheng elongated his voice, and before he finished speaking, Liu Er patted Su Wu on the shoulder, and said to Su Wu: "Go ahead and ask people to come down.

  Let me talk to Uncle Wang about the current situation. "

   "Thank you, Brother Liu."

   After thanking Liu Er, Su Wu continued to write his name on the paper figurine.

   With Zhang Da at the side all the time hinting at the point, he consumed another five paper figurines, and actually recruited five people.

  No paper man was wasted.

  Eight Taoyuan villagers packed the small cave to the brim.

  The villagers approached the entrance of the cave one by one, saw the situation outside, and had a clear understanding of the current situation.

  Everyone gathered around the fire, taking 'Su Wu' as the main seat, either standing or sitting.

   Two of the villagers were busy with different jobs when Su Wu invited them down, so when they were called down, they were still holding handy tools.

  Sun Jiu, a villager surnamed Sun, holds a hammer in his left hand and a chisel in his right hand, and there are small shovels, rulers, trowels, etc. in the girdle bag on his waist;

  Another villager, 'Li Zhu', carried a bow behind his back, and hung a pot of arrows behind his left shoulder.

   He held a black iron hatchet in his hand, and casually removed the short handle connected to the hatchet. After connecting it to a long wooden pole, the hatchet became a simple knife.

  Then Li Xi held the simple knife, looked at Su Wu who was lighting paper and copper coins, trying to buy something from the fisherman, and said to Su Wu: "You are busy first."

  After talking, he turned to look at the other seven fellow villagers, and said: "You have also seen the situation outside today, what method do you think should be used?

  Can you help this little brother out of trouble? "

  Li Yu is obviously quite prestigious among the eight people.

  As soon as he spoke, the other seven villagers looked at each other for a while, and began to put forward some opinions cautiously.

  Sun Jiu, who is obviously a 'construction worker', said first: "I can carve out a few wooden figures, and then dig a door, so that the evil outside will treat the wooden figures as real people, chase them to the door, and then seal the door—

   Temporarily stop them for a while, and it will be much easier for this little brother to get out of trouble. "

   Construction worker Sun Jiu is obviously not just a construction worker.

  In their time, people like Sun Jiu might be called "Luban craftsmen".

   "Uncle Sun's Luban method is really easy to use." Zhang Da said, agreeing with the method proposed by Sun Jiu.

  Liu Er, Niu Da and others also nodded in agreement.

  Sun Jiu's unsmiling face also showed a hint of complacency.

  Only 'Wang Gousheng' curled his lips when he heard the words, and suddenly said: "If there are some ordinary and cunning people outside, boy Sun Jiu chiseled out a door, and it might be able to trap them for a while.

  But out of the few weirdos outside, which one is the usual weirder?

   It is whimsical to dig a door and try to trap them.

  I don’t think this method will work! "

  Sun Jiu was not annoyed by Wang Gousheng's rebuttal. He just scratched his head, smiled honestly, and asked Wang Gousheng: "Uncle Gousheng, what can you do?"

  Everyone looked at Wang Gousheng.

Wang Gou's remaining eyeballs rolled around, and after pondering for a while, he actually came up with a solution: "Sun Jiu chiseled the door in an ordinary place, even if he chiseled out flowers on the door, most likely he would not be able to trap the few people outside. What a creep!

   But if we go somewhere else—try to lure a sly to come over, carve a door in its door, and trick the others into the door—

   Is it guaranteed to trap them for a while? "

  When several Taoyuan villagers heard this, their eyes lit up.

"This method is good!" Sun Jiu also praised, he looked down at the few tools in his bag, but frowned again, "However, the Luban method I learned only taught me how to tidy up the grass, trees, mountains and rocks. Textures, and then create various tool buildings.

  How to arrange the texture of the weird and realistic shape, and outline it into a building - I have never learned this..."

   "What do you do with textures and whatnot?

   As long as he dug a door out of Li Gui's body, wouldn't that be enough? " Wang Gousheng asked Sun Jiu.

  Sun Jiu shook his head, and said: "If I don't know the texture of Li Gui, even if I have all kinds of tools, it is absolutely impossible to break through Li Gui's real shape and outline a 'door' on it.

  —The tools I carry around only work if I target the textures.

  Otherwise, they are just ordinary trowels, hammers and chisels..."

   "This is going to be difficult." After hearing Sun Jiu's explanation, Wang Gousheng also felt that things had become difficult.

  Listening to the discussion of the crowd, Li Zhi, who had been silent for a long time, suddenly said at this moment: "It is probably not feasible to carve a door on Li Gui, Sun Jiu's Luban method has its limitations after all.

   Only by using gold, stone, grass and trees as materials, can we build various buildings and tools.

  Only by using all kinds of buildings and tools can the effectiveness of the Luban method be brought into play. "

  Sun Jiu nodded silently upon hearing this.

  Li Yu went on to say: "However, the Luban method is a method to achieve various purposes by using the advantages of tools and construction.

It is impractical to build a door on Li Gui. If Li Gui is used as a mountain pass and a "gate" is built between the mountain passes, it will be able to achieve the goal of "one man guards the gate, and ten thousand men cannot open it". Effect. "

   "I just observed it.

There are five terrifying and creepy ghosts overlapping here—but if there is nothing abnormal among the ghosts, these five ghosts will all gather in a black pool in the belly of the phantom, and help their master suppress another headless black pool in the black pool The higher level is even more terrifying and treacherous. "Li Shi turned his eyes and said slowly, "If we build a gate wall outside the black pool in the abdomen of the phantom, we will block the five villains in the black pool, so that they can't get out of trouble in a short time.

   Wouldn't it just be able to create an opportunity for this little brother to escape? "

  Sun Jiu heard the words, walked to the entrance of the cave, and observed carefully for a while.

  He turned back, nodded to several fellow countrymen who were looking at him: "You can do this."

Li Zhi's brows stretched out, and he told several fellow villagers: "Zhang Da, Liu Er, Uncle Gousheng... the six of you assist Sun Jiu to complete the construction of the wall as soon as possible. After that, you will stay there and help Sun Jiu Reinforce the walls and stall for time.

  I will **** this little brother out of the ghosts here. "

  At the moment Li Zhi made this arrangement, it seemed that he had handed over the most arduous task to the seven fellow villagers.

   And he accompanied Su Wu to leave this place, the task was extremely easy.

  But Sun Jiu, Zhang Da and other seven Taoyuan villagers heard the words, but none of them objected.

  Wang Gousheng even said to Li Zhi: "The pig has to spend more time and work harder."

   "It doesn't matter." Li Zhi shook his head.

  After everyone's discussion, they turned to look at Su Wu.

   Now, Su Wu is holding a golden carp in both hands, and only one of the three paper copper coins in his hand is used up now!

   "A copper coin?" Wang Gousheng asked in surprise, looking at the golden carp that was still bouncing in Su Wu's hands.

  Su Wu nodded: "Yes."

   "Hiss—"

  All Taoyuan Village gasped.

  Even Li Yu was slightly moved, and the way he looked at Su Wu changed even more.

"There is good luck, you-brother Zhang's godson, good luck!" Wang Gousheng slapped his thighs a few times, looked at Su Wu's **** mouth, and immediately urged, "Hurry up and fight!" Pot, let’s stew the fish first!

   Look at your wounds all over your body. After eating this golden carp, you should recover by 50 to 70%.

  The fish does not need to be cut open, just boil it alive.

  When cooking fish, you don’t need to put too much seasoning, just sprinkle a little salt.

  Save some fish soup for us..."

  While Wang Gousheng was speaking, Su Wu had already put the pot on the fire. He took a water bag and poured sweet snow water into the pot.

  After the water boiled, he slid the alive and kicking golden carp into the pot. The boiling water cooled down instantly, and after a while, bubbles appeared again.

  A kind of aroma that makes the internal organs of the body full of strong desire wafts out of the pot!

  All the Taoyuan villagers surrounding the pot all showed slight expressions.

  Su Wu took out a bowl of fish from the pot, and first handed it to the Taoyuan villager with the highest seniority present—Wang Gousheng: "Uncle Wang, let's taste it first."

  Wang Gou left a push, and pushed the bowl of fish back to Su Wu: "There is only one small fish in total, and if you eat it all, it will only restore 50 to 70% of your injuries.

  If I eat a bowl of fish meat from you, they will each share a bowl. Could it be that you are asked to drink soup?

  Don’t give in, since you bought this fish from the fisherman, you should eat it all, it’s your luck!

  Eat it! "

  Wang Gousheng looked at the pot full of milky white fish soup, wiped the corner of his mouth with his sleeve, and said hesitantly, "Just let us drink some soup later!"

  Su Wu thanked Wang Gousheng, and made some concessions with the Taoyuan villagers.

   There was an elder Wang Gousheng in front of the sample, and all the fellow villagers naturally refused to accept it.

  After the etiquette was done, Su Wu picked up the bowl of fish and began to enjoy it.

He picked up a piece of fish meat with chopsticks and stuffed it into his mouth. The fish meat chewed slightly in his mouth, and immediately turned into a stream of fat liquid, which flowed down his throat, and the melting warmth spread out along the esophagus, infiltrating the internal organs and permeating the air. Limbs and bones.

  After eating the first bite of fish, Su Wu never stopped with his chopsticks.

  The blood-red cracks all over the body gradually healed from the inside out under the warm infiltration!

  Thunder rumbled inside him.

  Blood flows like a river.

  In the sound of the big river, strands of golden light traveled across the cracks on his body surface, and clusters of granulation sprouted from those cracks, closing the blood-red cracks!

   Until the rumble of thunder dies—

  On Su Wuwu's back, a golden carp swam and leaped around the spine.

  The fish jumped over Su Wu's cervical spine in an instant, and disappeared in an instant.

   And Cong Cong dragon scales grew out of the fleshy film covering Su Wu's spine, coiled around the spine, and turned into a dragon shape!

   Today is too sleepy, and the first chapter is even later.

   The second chapter may be after twelve o'clock, everyone can go to rest first if you can't wait.

   In addition, the four families of 'Han Wang Zhao Ma' in Taoyuan Village were changed to 'Han Zhou Zhao Ma', please be informed!

  (end of this chapter)