My Wife is My Life!

Title: In which the System Torments the Protagonists: My Wife is My Life!
Translator: Fuyu
Chapter 22 - Lu Liting, who was eavesdropping by the door: ... F*ck! (4)

"Say that the first part again."

"Even though we only got married because Elder Lu looked for me to be your bride in hopes that a marriage would bring good luck to you, you're my husband now..."

"Stop!"

Ji Qingqing furrowed her brow. What?

"Say the second half."

".... In the future, no matter what, you'll be my husband. Don't worry, I'll do a good job taking care of Elder Lu for you."

Lu Lixing curved his lips slightly upwards. "You didn't say husband before."

Looking at Ji Qingqing's confused gaze, Lu Lixing said, "You said hubby before."

Ji Qingqing blushed. "That just slipped out."

"Call me hubby again."

Ji Qingqing's chin was about to fall to the ground.

These two brothers were the same! Both rotten!

Utterly shameless!

She stood up to leave.

Lu Lixing grabbed her wrist and wouldn’t let her leave.

They looked at each other.

"I'm your husband, right. What's wrong with asking you to call me hubby?"

"You... Why... Do we feel that close to you?"

"We're husband and wife. You'll call me hubby in the future. Can't you rehearse it in advance?"

Hey, you're going to the underworld soon. Why are you thinking about getting me to call you hubby at a time like this?

Lu Lixing clutched his heart and clenched his jaw. He looked very uncomfortable.

"..." Ji Qingqing truly felt that she must have owed him in a past life and god had sent her here so that he could collect the debt from her.

"You'll be happy as long as I say that?"

"Of course."

Ji Qingqing closed her eyes. As if she was dying for a righteous cause, she said, "Hubby."

-- "1 point has been added to your life. You currently have five hours to live."

"One more time."

"... Hubby!" What a weirdo!

-- "1 point has been added to your life. You currently have six hours to live."

"Again."

Ji Qingqing hissed out, "Hu-bby"

-- "1 point has been added to your life. You currently have seven hours to live."

"Say that twenty more times."

"..."

"......"

"..." Lu Lixing, what's wrong with you?!

Lu Lixing calmly looked at Ji Qingqing. He looked as if he wasn't going to let her go until she conceded.

Ji Qingqing truly felt that not only was this person physically ill, he was mentally ill as well.

"You said that you were willing to give me half of your life, so why can't you do a simple task like this one?”

Simple task?

True, it really was a simple task.

It was just moving her lips. It was no big deal. Why was she refusing to do it?

Seeing Lu Lixing's nonchalant look, Ji Qingqing started to feel that she was the one being unreasonable.

"Hubby, hubby, hubby, hubby, hubby, hubby, hubby, hubby, hubby, hubby, hubby, hubby, hubby, hubby, hubby, hubby, hubby!"

-- "17 point has been added to your life. You currently have 24 hours to live."

"Are you satisfied now?!"

"I really like hearing you calling me hubby. I hope to hear you call me that every day, 24 times a day." Lu Lixing faintly smiled as he looked at her.

Lu Liting, who was eavesdropping by the door: ... F*ck!