My Wife, Something is Wrong

  Chapter 564 You are not human!

  The wind is cold and the snow is fluttering.

  The roar of the waterfall is like thunder, rumbling.

  Zhu Yan's huge body sat in the valley, bent down, and his head was just parallel to the two people on the hillside.

  I saw him staring wide-eyed, motionless, listening in a trance.

   "It is said that although the great sage was chased away by the Tang monk, he still missed him and sighed endlessly. He saw the Eastern Ocean and said, "It has been five hundred years since I did not go this way..."

"The great sage saw that the group of monkeys was scarce, and asked why. The little monkey said, "Half of them dispersed, half of them struggled hard. Half of them were beaten by hunters in these years. Speaking of hunters, I hate you! He poisoned and beat us who were shot by arrows and guns." The dead ones were peeled and deboned, steamed with sauce, boiled with vinegar, fried with salt and fried, and eaten as a meal. Or those who were caught in the net or detained, the work was taken away, and they were taught to dance in circles and do somersaults , erecting dragonflies, beating gongs and beating drums in the street, playing with everything..."

  When Zhu Yan heard this, he suddenly became furious, clenched his huge fist, and smashed it on the rock on the hillside with a "boom".

  The rock suddenly fell apart and turned into powder.

  The ground shook suddenly!

  Even the waterfall trembled suddenly, and the water splashed!

Zhu Yan stared at his scarlet eyes, bared his fangs, and cursed ferociously: "Human beings are mean and cruel, and they do all kinds of evil. They treat other species like ants, kill them as they want, and cut them up as they want. Sooner or later, other species will join forces to kill them all." Kill them all, wipe them all out!"

  Luo Qingzhou stopped for a while and said: "Human beings also have good and bad, not all people who do all kinds of evil."

  Zhu Yan stared, and said angrily: "You just talk about yourself, stop talking nonsense! This king scolds this king, what does it matter to you?"

  Luo Qingzhou didn't dare to say anything, and continued talking.

  Although Nangong Meijiao listened to it halfway, she was quickly attracted by this weird and strange story. She sat aside and listened engrossed.

  Luo Qingzhou talked from noon until night.

  The sky is getting dark, and the snowflakes are still falling slowly.

  Zhu Yan sat in the valley, scratching his ears and cheeks while listening, the expression on his face was constantly changing, sometimes he was teased by the stupid pig and grinned silly, sometimes he was yelled at by the monk angrily, and sometimes he applauded excitedly for the wit and bravery of the great saint.

   Night fell soon.

  Luo Qingzhou's mouth was parched, he snatched the kettle from Nangong Meijiao, drank it for a while, and when he was about to continue talking, he suddenly got stuck.

  He tilted his head, frowned, showing a thoughtful expression.

  Zhu Yan said anxiously: "Keep going, boy, why are you so dazed?"

  Luo Qingzhou imitated it and glared, angrily said: "Don't make noise! ​​Didn't you see that I was thinking? How could I remember so much?"

Zhu Yan's heart suddenly burst into anger, and just about to get angry, thinking of the wonderful story and this kid's stinky temper, he suppressed it in an instant, so he could only hold his breath, calm down, look at him with wide eyes, and be patient wait.

   Waited for a long time.

  It was a little impatient, scratched its head, and said carefully in a low voice: "How? Remember?"

  Luo Qingzhou spread his hands together: "I forgot all about it..."

  Zhu Yan was taken aback for a moment, then suddenly flew into a rage, staring at his scarlet eyes and said: "Idiot! Quickly remind me of this!"

  Luo Qingzhou frowned and said, "Don't yell! The more you yell, the more I can't remember!"

  Zhu Yan was angry and impatient, but could only stare at him and shut his mouth.

  Nangong Meijiao on the side looked at this scene, and was both amused and shocked, and couldn't help but look at the young man next to him again.

   Such a fierce and terrifying ancient beast was subdued by him, and he dared not lose his temper. If she hadn't seen it with her own eyes, how could she believe it?

   "I remember!"

  At this moment, Luo Qingzhou suddenly patted his head and continued talking.

  Zhu Yan was overjoyed immediately, and immediately held his breath, leaning on his chin with both hands, opened his eyes wide, and continued to grin and listen intently.

   "...the masters and apprentices were on the road to see the scenery, and they were walking slowly. Suddenly, they heard a shout, which seemed to be the sound of thousands of people shouting..."

   Nangong Meijiao also immediately listened carefully.

Luo Qingzhou stumbled, stopped and talked for a long time, finally finished this chapter, and then said with a distressed face: "Senior, I really can't remember the rest. You have seen this chapter too, junior It was very difficult to talk about, and it took me a long time to think about it, and I don’t know if there are any omissions.”

  As soon as Zhu Yan heard it, he immediately said angrily: "Why is your memory so bad, kid? Is it because you have copulated too much, and your forehead is broken? Damn it! The climax I was listening to was surging, and you suddenly broke the chapter. Are you still a person?"

Luo Qingzhou said helplessly: "This story is too complicated, and there are many and bizarre ones. This junior is just an ordinary human being. How can I remember every sentence so clearly? I have remembered what I said today for a long time. I just wrote it down. Senior, if you are too greedy, why don’t you stop here today, and you can reminisce about what the junior said today, and tell you the rest when the junior memorizes the rest next time, how about it?”

As soon as this remark came out, Zhu Yan was furious immediately, and slammed his fist on the ground with a "bang", cursing angrily: "You are an immortal! How dare you not believe what you said? You told me to tell the king for two days." , I’ve been talking for a long time now, and I want to leave? You treat me as a three-year-old child, and play with you? If you dare to leave today, this king will smash your brains out for you, do you believe it or not?”

Nangong Meijiao on the side also said: "That's right, how could you do this? A gentleman's words are hard to follow. As a scholar, how can you not keep your word? How can you deceive seniors? If you can't remember now, then you Just rest for a while and then talk, you can sleep here tonight, and continue to talk to seniors tomorrow, that’s all.”

Zhu Yan immediately pointed at her and said, "Look, look, even your mating partner knows to be honest and trustworthy. You are so despicable and shameless, your words don't count, and you won't be able to find them when you want to mate. When it comes to people, I can only find a pig! And it's that stupid and fat Zhu Bajie!"

   Nangong Meijiao suppressed a smile and said: "Senior, calm down, I will persuade him again."

  Zhu Yan immediately grinned bloodily, and looked at her with a pleasant face: "It's still you, a little girl who is sensible, knows how to respect the old and love the young, and knows to respect the elders."

   Immediately, he patted his chest and said: "In the future, if you have anything to do, just look for me. If someone bullies you, or this kid bullies you, just come and tell me. I promise to smash them to pieces with one punch!"

  Nangong Meijiao immediately smiled and said, "Thank you, senior."

  Luo Qingzhou didn't dare to let them chat anymore, and hurriedly said: "Senior, I really can't remember the rest of the content, so I can only go back and remember it. In this way..."

He immediately stood up from the ground, then took out a piece of jade from his arms, handed it to Zhu Yan and said: "Senior, let's add a friend, if you are usually lonely, you can chat with the junior, if you have time, you can also I can tell you a story here."

  Zhu Yan looked at the communication treasure in his hand, his eyes lit up, and he immediately raised his head and said excitedly: "My boy, you actually have this thing!"

   Then he said angrily: "Why didn't you say it sooner? Damn, I knew you had it too. I added you as a friend last time. I have been alone for so long. You are too cheap!"

   After finishing speaking, he couldn't wait to take out his communication treasure card, and lightly touched the treasure card in his hand.

   "Om!"

  The two communication treasures suddenly lit up at the same time.

  Luo Qingzhou looked down at the surface of the jade in his hand, and a message appeared on it: [Do you agree with Zhu Zhu adding you as a friend? 】

  Luo Qingzhou: "..."

"agree!"

   One person and one beast, immediately became friends.

Zhu Yan's face was filled with excitement immediately, and he grinned loudly: "Okay! Okay! Okay! From now on, I won't be lonely anymore! Your name is Feiyang? It's too ugly. In this case, I will give you a remark, and I will call you Yangyang. You What do you think?"

  The corner of Luo Qingzhou's mouth twitched, he nodded and said, "Okay, listen to Senior Zhu Zhu."

   Just as he was about to put away the ultimatum of communication, another ultimatum of communication suddenly stretched out from the side, and he quickly touched the ultimatum of communication in his hand.

   "Om..."

  【Do you agree with Xiaomeijiao adding you as a friend? 】

  Luo Qingzhou froze and turned to look.

  Nangong Meijiao held another communication treasure in her hand, stared at him coldly, gritted her teeth and said, "Who gave it to you? Your fairy Linghu?"

  Luo Qingzhou didn't answer, but directly objected.

  On Nangong Meijiao's jade, a message immediately appeared: [The other party does not agree to add you as a friend, so embarrassing! 】

Nangong Meijiao was furious, and immediately complained to the ancient beast in front: "Senior Zhu Zhu, he bullied me, and he didn't add me as a friend! He clearly wanted to mate with me, but he didn't add me as a friend, he is not human! "

  When Zhu Yan heard this, his eyes widened, he clenched his huge fist, bared his fangs and roared angrily: "Yangyang, you are so inhuman! Immediately, immediately, now! Add her!"

  Luo Qingzhou: "..."

  Nangong Meijiao proudly bumped into the communication treasure card with him again.

  Luo Qingzhou had no choice but to agree.

   Nangong Meijiao thought for a while, and changed his remarks to "bad things".

   Immediately, he raised the communication treasure in his hand and said: "Senior Zhu Zhu, let's add a friend too. If he is bullying the junior, the junior will sue you."

Upon hearing this, Zhu Yan was about to stretch out the communication treasure in his hand in front of her, when he suddenly remembered something, his face changed, he immediately shrank back, and hurriedly shook his head and said: "No, no, this king can't add you, you are Damn, if my concubine sees this, she will be angry."

  Nangong Meijiao: "..."

Seeing that it was getting late, Luo Qingzhou didn't dare to delay any longer, quickly put away the communication card, cupped his hands and said: "Senior, since we have added friends, we can contact on the communication card from now on. I'm sorry for the following content, let the junior go back and think about it."

Zhu Yan glanced at the communication certificate in his hand again, Fang snorted coldly, and said: "In that case, I will spare you once. But Xiao Yangyang, you have to remember it well, if you dare to ignore Ben when you go back King, if you don’t reply to this king’s message, this king will definitely go down the mountain to find you, and smash you to pieces with one punch!”

  Luo Qingzhou said: "Senior, don't worry, the junior will definitely chat with the senior. If you cheat, you will be struck by lightning!"

  Zhu Yan put away the communication certificate, squinted at him, and waved: "Go."

  Luo Qingzhou stood there without moving.

  Zhu Yan stood up, stretched, yawned, turned around and said, "I'm so sleepy, I'm going to sleep, so I won't see you off."

  Luo Qingzhou had no choice but to remind: "Senior, blood!"

  Zhu Yan paused, turned his head, and asked with a puzzled face, "What blood?"

  Luo Qingzhou said: "We agreed before, the senior will give me some blood, the junior needs it urgently."

  Zhu Yan frowned and said, "Did you agree before? No, right? Why doesn't this king remember?"

  Luo Qingzhou immediately said: "If a gentleman says a word, it's hard to chase! Senior, you have to keep your word!"

  Zhu Yan snorted coldly and said, "This king forgot!"

  Luo Qingzhou took out the communication treasure and said: "Okay, then I also forget about seniors, so I can delete seniors directly."

"you dare!"

  Zhu Yan was furious immediately, and immediately turned around, bared his fangs, clenched his fists, and stared into his scarlet eyes in a menacing manner.

  Luo Qingzhou held the jade in his hand, looked at it expressionlessly, and did not speak again.

   "Damn it! I have never been threatened since I was a child! You are the first one! You have guts!"

  Zhu Yan's face was livid, so he had no choice but to walk to the hillside, lift a huge foot, put it in front of him with a "bang", and said angrily, "Hurry up!"

   "Thank you, senior!"

  Luo Qingzhou took out a sharp warrior dagger with a "shua".

  Zhu Yan suddenly trembled, and immediately warned viciously: "You boy, be gentle! Be gentle! If you hurt me again, I... oh—"

  Before he finished speaking, Luo Qingzhou went down with a knife, and immediately cut a hole in its toe, and then quickly pressed the porcelain bottle up, and blood began to flow out.

Zhu Yan was trembling all over, covering his eyes with his huge hands, pinning his neck, then turning his head away quietly, peeking at his toes through his fingers, seeing the blood on them, his body went limp and his face turned ugly, With a mournful face, he said in a trembling voice: "It hurts... Hurry up, you kid, hurry up, I'm dying... I'm going to die..."

   Then he burst into tears suddenly: "There's a lot of blood..."

  Luo Qingzhou filled a bottle, quickly applied wound medicine to it, and shouted: "Senior, it's all right, there is no more bleeding!"

"boom!"

Zhu Yan withdrew his feet, his legs went limp suddenly, and he fell to the ground, clutching his toes, and started crying and cursing: "Every time you come here, you boy will break this king, every time you will break this book!" The blood of the king, but you keep your promises and always lie to the king, you are not human! I will never believe you again! Beast! My feet..."

  Luo Qingzhou filled the medicine bottle, didn't dare to wait any longer, cupped his hands and said: "Senior, let's take our leave first, next time we have time, come and accompany senior."

  Zhu Yan glared at him immediately and said, "Send me a message tonight, or I won't let you go! You hurt me so badly, you have to accompany me to relieve boredom tonight!"

  The corner of Luo Qingzhou's mouth twitched, and he said, "Okay, this junior must contact senior tonight."

   After finishing speaking, she immediately pulled Nangong Meijiao who was beside her to leave.

   Nangong Meijiao broke free, and said with a cool face: "Don't touch me, you are not Yang Yang!"

  Luo Qingzhou froze for a moment, and when he reached a distance, Fang took out the mask and put it on his face.

  Nangong Meijiao snorted coldly, and took his hand actively.

   And at this time.

  In the cloud observation room outside, Linghu Qingzhu still did not leave.

   After a while.

Taoist Shuiyun came in from the outside, looked at her and shook his head: "I just went to ask, and Senior Sister Qingyou said that they haven't come out yet. Zhu Yan has a bad temper and is powerful. They want to take its blood. It is still difficult to climb to the sky. I don’t know what the temple master thinks, but he will actually take them in.”

  (end of this chapter)