Myriad Realms Super Face Slap System

"Don't say these words to embarrass others. Since you told them to go with you, then go."

"Okay, my luggage and horses are in the woods, you wait for me here, I'll get it back, and we'll leave." Yue Chen said.

Zhao Minjiao smiled, stretched out a pair of slender hands, and held them in front of Yue Chen.

That pair of jade hands has no flaws at all, and the index finger is like a crisp green onion tube, with no flaws at all.

"What are you doing?" Yue Chen looked at her hands and was stunned.

Zhao Min almost pressed her face to his chest: "You go to the woods to pick up your luggage and leave me here alone, won't you tie me up? Aren't you afraid that people will run away?"

Yue Chen laughed and turned around Zhao Min: "Little Princess, I think your martial arts are already a third-rate master, right?"

Zhao Min didn't know what he meant, just watched him turn around her, stood up straight, revealing a proud figure: "Yeah."

Zhao Min was only about fifteen years old at this time. If he could be promoted to a third-rate master, that would be a genius, but compared with Yue Chen, it would be nothing.

However, Yue Chen still clapped his hands: "Tsk tsk, a fifteen-year-old third-rate master is really not easy. He is beautiful and has high martial arts. It's really not easy."

Girls like to be praised. Zhao Min is smart, but she is not immune to the custom. She said sweetly at the moment: "Of course, amazing, right? What about you? What state are you in now? You must be a first-class master, right? ?" Zhao Min didn't have a firm concept of the level of martial arts, so he could only guess randomly based on his own thoughts.

"Peerless master." Yue Chen said lightly.

"Peerless... master?" Only these four words made Zhao Min speechless.The people in the world who can bear these four words are only two hands, and the young man in front of him, who is about the same age as him, is actually a peerless master? !

"I'm going to go for about a minute or so, and you can still run by yourself. You're too tired to run. There are too many horses here. You can just ride on the road and run."

Zhao Min looked at the departing figure and sighed inwardly: Yes, this is the confidence brought by absolute strength. No matter how clever you are, it is just a cloud in front of absolute strength.

No matter how he ran, he still couldn't escape his Wuzhi Mountain.

At the moment, he just smiled and sat quietly on the tiger skin cushion, waiting for Yue Chen to come back.

After a while, Yue Chen led the horse back, and Zhao Min jumped up happily: "Didn't you say you can go for a quarter of an hour at most? Why did you go for so long?"

Yue Chen spread his hands: "I'll give you more time to run, why? Didn't you leave?"

"Anyway, I can't run away, what are you running?" Zhao Min said with a smile, not like a captured prisoner, but like a little daughter-in-law waiting for her husband.

Chapter 28

Chang'an City.

A gorgeous carriage stopped in front of the city's best restaurant, "Duixianlou".

The shop assistant who was entertaining saw the carriage drawn by the tall horse, he didn't dare to neglect, he hurried up to meet it, and grabbed the pegs.

It doesn't matter if you pull it, but your eyes are crazy.

I saw that the groom who was driving was actually a beautiful girl in white clothes.

The shop assistant stayed on the spot, speechless. Who the hell was sitting in this carriage, to let such a beautiful girl drive for him?

Seeing that the carriage stopped, the girl jumped down, found out [*] taels of silver and threw it to Xiao Er. She instructed in a beautiful and beautiful voice, "Take care of the horses and feed them more fodder."

Xiao Er took the silver subconsciously, sighed, but didn't move.

The girl came to the door of the car, knocked lightly, and said obediently, "Master, the hotel is here, come down to eat something, and rest."

Xiao Er was even more shocked, she took two steps back and fell to the ground. Such a beautiful girl is actually just a maid?

It's not that this little girl has never seen the world. Being a little girl in the first restaurant in Chang'an, the capital of the six dynasties in the capital of Shaanxi, it can be said that she has seen all the world, but such a beautiful maid, she dare not even think about it. think.

I saw the door opened, and a tall and thin boy in white got out of the car.

He patted the girl's head lightly and said with a smile, "Yes, yes, it's quite quick to get into the role, and this young master is very satisfied."

This doesn't sound like a compliment, but rather a seven-point drama.

The girl was not annoyed, but smiled more and more brightly: "Then thank you young master for your praise."

These two are Yue Chen and Zhao Min.

Since Zhao Min was captured in the Battle of Shulin Official Road, Yue Chen thought that the two of them were not comfortable riding, so he picked a few horses from the Mongolia deserters, counted his own horses, and put them on the carriage.

Although he is unparalleled in martial arts and unusually intelligent, he can't drive a car.

Of course, there was no need for him to drive, Zhao Min volunteered to act as Yue Chen's maid Jia Mafu.

After walking for a few more days, we finally arrived at the capital of Shaanxi, Chang'an City.

As soon as he entered the Zuixianlou, the shopkeeper hurriedly walked over: "The distinguished guest is here, the distinguished guest is here, there are some who are welcome and some are welcome."

When opening the door to do business, the most important thing is to keep your eyes open. To be able to use such a gorgeous carriage and be accompanied by such a beautiful maid, must be a high status, and you must not neglect it.

"I don't know if the guest officer is eating or staying in a hotel?"

Yue Chen didn't speak, so where is the reason for the young master to speak at this time?

Zhao Min said smartly: "Prepare a table of your best banquet first. The dishes must be of the highest quality and distinctive, and the drinks must be the oldest and most mellow."

The shopkeeper repeatedly said yes, while arranging the preparation for the second child.

"Prepare again..." Zhao Min said this, paused, and smiled slyly: "A room in the upper room, but also the best!" She was originally of Mongolian blood, and the children of the grassland are the most heroic and unrestrained, and the men and women are not polite. The Central Plains are so harsh, and she knows that the men in the Central Plains are the most respectful, so she said this, wanting to be ashamed and ashamed of Yue Chen.

Of course, there is still a trace of hope in her heart.

Unexpectedly, Yue Chen's face was not red, and he was not breathing. He nodded, "That's very good." Then he strode away.

The shopkeeper has also seen the world, and it is only natural for the maid to serve the master, not to mention such a stalwart young master and a maid with a beautiful appearance. Isn't this a matter of course.

At the moment, Yue Chen was led to the best private room.

Only Zhao Min was left standing in the distance with a blushing face.

After a while, the little county master stomped his feet fiercely and scolded: "The same room is the same room, who is afraid of who!"

This Zuixianlou is worthy of being the largest restaurant in Chang'an. It faces the street and on the back is a grand canal in the city that runs through Chang'an. This class of boxes is also ingeniously designed. The two windows are open, and you can see the street without standing up. The bustling crowd, when looking back, can see the gurgling canal again.

The famous Prancing Horse Bridge is also on it.

"Yuema Bridge? Interesting, but I don't know, is there any treasure of Yang Gong under this Yuema Bridge?" Yue Chen was eating delicious mountain and sea delicacies and drinking old wine, but his mind flew long ago, but he traveled to there. The troubled times of the Tang Dynasty are gone.

"What's so funny?" Zhao Min asked gently when he saw that he suddenly bent his lips and smiled, poured wine for Yue Chen.

Yue Chen came back to his senses and saw Zhao Min put his hands down, looking like a well-behaved maid, and said, "I laugh at you, you are obviously a quirky and eccentric person, but you have to pretend to be a loyal servant. How is it? Actually, you hate me to death, don't you?"

This is half right. Although Zhao Min was really used to the days of opening her mouth and clothes to stretch out her hand since she was a child, let alone serving others, she didn't even squeeze the towel to wash her face, but Yue Chen teased her like a maid. But I don't know why, there is not a trace of hatred in my heart, but it is inexplicably sweet.

I thought so in my heart, but I didn't give a half: "Of course I hate it, I can tell you that when you were distracted just now, I had already put a martial arts poison in this wine, ten incense soft tendons scattered, as soon as you drink it, immediately If you can't use your inner strength, you can only be slaughtered by me!"

"Really?"

"Of course, if you don't believe me, try it."

Chapter 29 The Beggar Gang

Yue Chen picked up the wine glass, raised his head and threw the wine in his mouth, swallowed it, and shook the glass down again: "Look good, drink it up."

Zhao Min suddenly covered her mouth and laughed: "I told you, it's poisonous, poisonous, you still have to drink it." She stood up, came to Yue Chen's side, leaned down, and put her head on Yue Chen's shoulder: "Let me tell you, this Ten Fragrant Soft Tendon Powder is colorless and odorless, and it takes effect immediately after you eat it. If you eat it, you will lose all your internal strength, and you will not have the power to tie the chicken. You used to be a peerless master, but now, As a quasi-third-rate expert, I can do whatever I want with you."

"Then what do you want?" Yue Chen didn't speak, he lifted the glass again, poured himself a glass of wine, and put it to his mouth.

"Oh! I can't drink it!" Zhao Min grabbed the cup and said, "If you eat too much of this Ten Fragrant Soft Tendon Powder, you will lose all your martial arts!"

"Yo, little princess, are you worried about me?" Yue Chen smiled narrowly.

Zhao Min stomped her foot angrily: "You, I don't know if you say that you are calm, or stupid? It's all this time, and you still care about flirting with others! Don't worry, even though you treat them as maids, they don't hate them. You, you are a great talent, as long as you submit to my Dayuan and follow me back to the palace, everything will depend on you in the future."

Yue Chen chuckled and said, "You're good now, when did you poison it? I didn't see it."

Zhao Min laughed again: "Don't be ashamed of me, how can I dare to play in front of you with my three-legged cat skills, I just handed the medicine to Xiao Er while you followed the shopkeeper upstairs, saying that this is a deep mountain If you don't put the old ginseng into the wine, you won't drink it."

"Tsk tsk, he really is a clear-minded person." Yue Chen took an empty cup and put it in front of him: "Little Princess, I'll show you a trick, okay?"

Zhao Minqi said: "Don't delay the time. If you take this Ten Fragrant Soft Tendon Powder for a long time, you will lose your martial arts. Come with me!"

Yue Chen didn't care: "No hurry, no hurry, let's see my trick."

I saw Yue Chen stretched out a little finger and shook his hand lightly. In Zhao Min's surprised eyes, a stream of water flowed from the little finger and filled the entire wine glass.

I think when Duan Yu learned a little bit at the bottom of the valley, he was able to force the drink out of his inner strength, not to mention Yue Chen's current cultivation base, the world has a lot of skills, this kind of pediatric skills, for him, is really like a street trick trick Same.

Yue Chen held the wine glass in front of Zhao Min: "Amazing or not! Magical or not?"

Zhao Min pouted, raised his hands and tapped on Yue Chen's shoulder: "Oh, I won't play with you! You are not poisoned at all, and you are still pretending to be in someone's heart! I hate you!"

Yue Chen looked at the first beauty of Dayuan in the form of this young daughter's house, and also felt seductive: "What tricks do you have, methods, just work, don't be polite, otherwise we will be very boring."

Zhao Min wrinkled her nose: "Humph! You must know how good I am!" She shook her little fan fist as she spoke.

At this moment, there was a loud noise from the street downstairs, and it seemed that there were also women crying.

Yue Chen strolled to the window, and saw a group of people downstairs with ragged clothes and holding bamboo sticks, surrounding a couple in a tight place.

"Master, it seems to be a beggar gang." Zhao Min said respectfully, standing beside Yue Chen.

Yue Chen chuckled: "Your ability to change roles is truly invincible!"

Zhao Min stood up straight and straightened his chest: "No way? I'm a girl, so I'm justified! You don't accept it?! If you don't accept it, you will be alone for a lifetime!"

"Serve! Aunt refuses to accept, uncle serves you. You are eating here, I'll go down and have a look. Remember to ask them to change a new pot of wine." After saying that, Yue Chen got up and landed on the street.

"Okay, I'll wait for you to come back."

Yue Chen landed in the middle of the street and looked around, only to see the couple, the man was full of footprints, his clothes were torn in tatters, and the woman was crouching on the man and wailing.

"What's going on?" Yue Chen asked.

The man listened, and just as he was about to speak, a beggar rushed out of the crowd and kicked him: "You are talking! And you, boy, don't worry about our beggar gang..."

Before he finished speaking, the beggar suddenly felt as if he was flying, and he was flying higher and higher, until he saw his headless body facing the blood column.

Yue Chen snorted softly: "What a worldly way, the beggars are so arrogant!" Holding the Heavenly Gang sword in his hand, he looked around for a week: "I want to ask him now, who are you? Move, this towering pillar is your example."

The man seemed to have found a savior and fell at Yue Chen's feet: "Master, please save my child! Save my child!"

Yue Chen patted him on the shoulder: "If you want me to save you, just breathe out and speak slowly..."