Myriad Realms Super Face Slap System

"no."

"Then please sit at the table and wait. I want to drink water at night, or I'm still hungry. I want to call you. Is this how you look like a maid?"

Zhao Min's hand to untie his belt was empty, and he suddenly stood up and hit Yue Chen with two pink fists: "You bastard, bastard! You are playing with me! Do you know who I am! I have never been a child since I was a child You've been tricked! Go to hell!"

"I tell you, if you hit me again, you will fight back!"

"Come on, you have the ability to kill me! You stinky brat!"

That night.

The two of you chased after me and fought in the room for more than an hour. In the end, Yue Chen gave Zhao Min the big bed to sleep, and he only drank at the table.

"Tie up! Tie up! Tie up! It's dry and dry, be careful with the candles!"

Yue Chen picked up the Tiangang sword from the table, put it on his waist, and walked away.

"I'll go too." Zhao Min sat up.

"Little County Master, I'm going to kill people, not going out for an outing. What are you doing? When the fight starts, I don't have time to take care of you. You should stay here, it's safer." Yue Chen spread his hands.

Zhao Min quickly put on his clothes, finished tidying up, and put a short sword in his waist like Yue Chen: "Now in the whole city of Chang'an, where is it safe to stay by your side? I'm going! I'm going to I like watching big scenes! Who told you to bully me just now! If you don't take me there, I'll spread the word everywhere. You are a young hero in Wudang Mountain, bullying weak women, and you always give up. Let's see if your master Zhang Zhenren punishes you! "

"Okay, okay, I'll take you there, but we agreed, you have to be by my side all the time, and you can't take one more step, otherwise I won't be responsible for anything."

"Yes, young master!" Zhao Min bent down and said a thousand blessings, revealing a sly smile.

Chapter 34

No. [*], Huashi Street, is a large mansion with a vast courtyard.

The beggar gang is divided into the clean clothes faction and the dirty clothes faction.

The Dirty Clothes sect begged in the streets, while the Clean Clothes sect were well-dressed to handle business for the beggar gang.

This mansion is where the Clean Clothes Sect is located.

At this time, the front door of the mansion was closed, the courtyard was brightly lit and crowded.

After a while, I only heard a loud shout: "Elder Law Enforcement, the palm bowl and dragon head are here!"

I saw the two strolling from the back into the courtyard.

A medium stature, handsome in appearance, with three long beards, apart from wearing a beggar's clothes, he looks like a scholar.

The other has a full-faced, full-mouthed beard, and his appearance is very fierce. If it were a little darker, he would be Zhang Fei in the Three Kingdoms, and Li Kui in the Water Margin.

Both of them were in their fifties, their beards were gray, and they carried nine small cloth bags on their backs.These nine bags just show their identities, they are very small, and it is difficult to hold anything.

"See the law enforcement elders, the head of the bowl and the dragon!" At least three or four hundred disciples of the beggar gang in the courtyard, at least four disciples, all saluted.

Two more disciples carried out the completely disabled Elder Dong and placed it on the ground.

The head of the palm bowl tapped into Elder Dong's abdomen, and a pair of thick brows were furrowed: "What's the matter, his martial arts are really useless!"

The disciple who carried the people said tremblingly: "We have dozens of brothers in the Temple of the Earth, and they were all killed by him... He also said..."

"What else?" asked the law enforcement elder who looked like a scholar.

"Say... the disciples dare not..."

Palm Bowl Longtou was violent, he picked him up and said, "You're so timid as a disciple of my beggar gang! Don't you dare to say a word?!"

"He said...that the two elders should convene the disciples of the beggar gang in the whole city, and tomorrow he will bloodbath our Chang'an branch..."

"Damn it!" The palm bowl dragon head threw the disciple on the ground, and slapped the table with another palm. The table of the high-quality red sandalwood and pear was smashed to pieces, and sawdust flew up in the sky.

"What does that person look like? How old is he? What kind of kung fu?" the law enforcement elder asked.

The disciple of the Beggar Gang struggled to get up and said, "At the age of fifteen or so, dressed in white, wielding a long sword, the sword is extremely fast, and as for the martial arts routines, the villain's martial arts are low and I can't understand..."

"Damn it! A group of beggar gang disciples can't even beat a fifteen-year-old child! There's still the face to say it!" The palm bowl dragon head raised his right hand again, and wanted to slap it down. He looked at the red sandalwood table just now. If a palm is slapped on the body of a disciple of the Beggar Gang, it must be dead and can no longer die!

"Hey... Brother Weng, don't get angry!" The law enforcement elder pressed the hand of the bowl and dragon head: "You think about it, fifteen years old, in white clothes, with a long sword... We have listened to people like this every day these days. Say."

The palm bowl dragon head suddenly realized: "You mean... is that the killing god?"

"Well, the appearance and methods are not bad, and this is a bit tricky." The law enforcement elder rubbed his hands.

"Fuck! We didn't mess with him, why did this killer want to slaughter my beggar gang disciples? Do you really think my beggar gang has no one?!" The head of the palm bowl sat on the chair angrily.

"Probably not." The law enforcement elder touched his chin: "He traveled westward, although he killed thousands of people, but he killed all the bandits who robbed their homes, raped and looted the tyrannical, there is no reason to be an enemy of my beggar gang for no reason. !"

"Damn, tell me, did you do something to offend others!" The head of the palm bowl pointed at the beggar gang disciple again and scolded.

"I don't know! We and Elder Dong went to the Earth Temple to visit the brothers. Who knew that when we got there, the blood was pouring into the river, and the brothers died! That kid couldn't help but hurt Elder Dong!" The disciple trembled. said tremblingly.

"Fuck! It's really being bullied by my beggar gang!" Palm Bowl Longtou scolded again, turned his head and asked the law enforcement elder, "Then what should we do now?"

The law enforcement elder pondered for a moment: "What else can we do? The soldiers will block the water and cover the soil. If he comes tomorrow, we will discuss with him first. If he insists on making things difficult, our beggar gang is not vegetarian!"

"Okay, it's up to you! It's fine if he knows each other tomorrow, if he doesn't want to..."

"What if you don't want to?" A young boy's voice came.

The palm bowl dragon head responded with conditional launch: "Then I will tell this killing god to see how powerful my beggar gang is... Who is talking?! No big or small!"

Hearing a loud bang, the two-person high hardwood door and the doorbolt with the thickness of an adult's arm were smashed by the shock, and the flying sawdust fragments hurt many beggar gang disciples.

Looking at the door again, the wooden door was gone, and in the dust and smoke rising from Xiao Xiao, I saw a young man in white slowly put down his feet, tidied up his robes, and said with a smile, "You beggars are really begging for a living, you can't afford to buy a solid beggar. This door is too crisp! Even I can't stand it!"

"Who are you?!" Law enforcement elder Jian asked. ,

"The one who will kill you!"

Chapter 35 What is the use of asking you

The law enforcement elder carefully looked at the young man in front of him.

There are rumors in the rivers and lakes that this man who killed all the way from Hubei to Shaanxi, although he is fifteen years old, is eight feet tall, with a pair of copper bells and big eyes, a huge mouth, a full face and a beard, and he is born with a vicious look.

Of course, the law enforcement elders cannot believe the rumors on the Tao. There is a common thinking problem among the martial arts people. The so-called high martial arts must be infinitely powerful, tall and light, and they must be shriveled and thin.

The level of martial arts, the strength of light power, and the body are not really related.

However, the appearance of the young man in front of him still surprised him.

I saw him dressed in white clothes with Shu embroidery woven from gold silk, with a golden crown on his head, and a fine black silk ribbon tied around his waist, with a white jade carving in the middle of the ribbon. Pixiu ornaments, a pair of leather boots, and jade dragon and tiger decorations on the toe caps.

This outfit is no less than a thousand taels of silver, and it is impossible for someone with the means to buy it. Where is the murderous martial arts tyrant, it is clear who is the rich son of a family.

"Boy! You broke into my sub-rudder at night, and you clearly don't take my beggars' gang in the eyes!" The head of the bowl is a violent temper. Seeing the young man breaking into the door unscrupulously, his anger immediately surged to his head, and he cut his fingers and cursed.

"Is there anything in your beggar gang worthy of this young master's attention?" Yue Chen smiled.

"This young hero is the law enforcement elder of the Beggar Gang. This is the leader of the bowl." The law enforcement elder bowed first: "Young Xia thinks that he is the murderer who has recently gained fame."

"Killing God? I don't know what you're talking about." Although Yue Chen's name of Killing God has been making a lot of noise recently, no one knows it, but he doesn't know much about it.

Zhao Min came close to Yue Chen's ear, she was not short, but still a lot worse than Yue Chen's height of over [*] meters, so she had to stand on tiptoe, almost leaning on Yue Chen's body: "'Killing God' It's you! You killed bandits and tyrants all the way from Hubei, and killed thousands of people in a short period of time. This 'killing god' is the name given to you by the martial arts people!"

Yue Chen frowned: "Killing God? This nickname is a bit low."

"What did you say?" Zhao Min was a little at a loss when she heard Yue Chen's sudden English.

"It's nothing, nothing." Yue Chen shook his head and turned to the law enforcement elder: "It doesn't matter who I am, you just need to know that I am the one who sent you to see the King of Hell."

"Bold!" The bowl dragon head pulled out a nine-hole large-ring golden saber from behind: "I don't care if you are some kind of killing god, you dare to break into the rudder of my beggar gang, and I told you to walk out today and go out sideways!"

The law enforcement elder stopped the palm bowl dragon head: "Brother Weng, hold on. Young man, I heard that you came from Hubei and killed all the way to Shaanxi. The souls of your subordinates are all gangsters who do all kinds of evil. Although Hubei has a vast territory, it is possible to teach you such a good player. Yes, there is only one martial arts, what is the relationship between the young hero and the old immortal Zhang Sanfeng?"

"Is it necessary to tell you?" Yue Chen chuckled, this law enforcement elder can be the nine-sack law enforcement elder of the world's largest beggar gang, and there are still some Taoist practices, so much can be analyzed from his whereabouts alone. information.

Although Yue Chen did not deny what Yue Chen said, he almost acquiesced. The law enforcement elder smiled and said, "My Beggar Gang and Wudang have never had any grievances in the past, but there must be some misunderstanding."

"Misunderstanding?!" Yue Chen looked at the law enforcement elder: "You beggar gang has millions of members, all of them have hands and feet, neither mutilated nor lacking, but not engaged in production, begging for a living, what do you want from you? use?"

"Put your mother's farts!" Zhang Bolong scolded with a headache: "My beggar gang members take expelling the Tartars as their mission, and over the years have annihilated countless Mongolian Tartars, how can you know that such a yellow-mouthed child!"

When Zhao Min heard this, he burst out laughing: "Just rely on you guys with wooden sticks and bamboo spears? Old man, you are a lot older, don't brag, you don't know how to be ashamed!"

She has been in the military camp all the year round, and has also commanded many large and small battles. The unorganized and undisciplined wandering soldiers of the beggar gang are not in her eyes at all.

It's funny, but what the beggar gang does is similar to Zhu Chongba. It's nothing more than a bunch of information, robbing and robbing food and grass. It's like an annoying fly, buzzing and annoying, but it's unnecessary to concentrate on eliminating it. , so it has not been dealt with.

"What do you know, girl!" Zhao Min suddenly stabbed the head of the palm and bowl into the sore spot, raised the nine-ringed sword, and was about to step forward.

"Take a step forward and give it a try." Yue Chen pulled out the Tiangang sword from his waist and shook it lightly. The silver sword body was like autumn water, shining brightly against the lights in the courtyard.

Chapter 36

I have been busy with a lot of things these days, and the update has not been stable.First my grandmother passed her 80th birthday, and then I finally disregarded my family's objections and resigned. I plan to write a book full-time at home. Starting tomorrow, I will resume normal updates, starting three shifts a day, and I will not be capped.Whether I have food or not in the future, I will rely on your help, thanks young man.

"I heard that the two strongest martial arts of your beggar gang are the eighteen palms for subduing the dragon and the dog-beating stick method. Why do you use a knife?" Yue Chen looked at the palm and bowl dragon head contemptuously.

"You little thief! Where can I use the magic of my beggar gang?! Take your life!" The palm bowl dragon head swung the nine-hole big ring saber and chopped it up.

In the original Yitian Tulongji, the palm bowl dragon head is also regarded as the pinnacle of first-class masters.

In terms of martial arts, fighting against Zhang Wuji, who has great skill, is not without a chance of winning, but can fight with Zhang Wuji.

At this moment, I saw him wielding a big knife, and he slashed at him fiercely. Yue Chen gently pushed Zhao Min to the side. Zhao Min only felt that a gentle palm wind lifted her up and slowly floated away. Go out for a few meters.

Ding, with a sound, the Tiangang sword and the nine-ringed sword collided, making a piercing sound of gold and stone colliding.

In an instant, the palm bowl dragon head and Yue Chen had already fought thirty moves.

In the initial ten strokes, the palm bowl dragon head came and went fiercely and gained the upper hand.

Ten more moves, it has become evenly matched.

In the last ten moves, the palm bowl dragon head could only defend, and could not even reciprocate with a knife.

The palm bowl dragon head could only be tired of defending, and was beaten and retreated by Yue Chen's attacking side, and he was powerless to fight back.

Looking at the nine-hole big ring knife in his hand, at this time, it was cut like a saw blade by the Tiangang sword.