Myriad Realms Super Face Slap System

Then Yue Chen took a bunch of fresh leaves and prepared to add them to the fire.

"Hey, Yuelang, if you add these fresh leaves, there will be smoke." Zhao Min's name for Yuelang is getting more and more proficient.

"It's about smoking." Yue Chen laughed, took out a paper fan from his sleeve, and pointed to the fire that had begun to glow with blue smoke, but no open flames: "Gentle fan, this is cherry wood and cherries. The leaves, the smoke is not choking, the smoked meat is not old, and there is a sweet aroma of fruit."

Zhao Min took the fan, like a little daughter-in-law looking at the stove, and fanned it thinly.

Yue Chen found a bluestone platform and went to deal with another fish.

About half an hour later, Yue Chen spun around with a silver plate on which were sliced ​​fish slices as thin as cicada wings.

Yue Chen picked up a slice with his chopsticks, and saw that the thin fish slice was translucent in the sunlight, like a crystal, dipped it in the apple soy sauce, and handed it to Zhao Min's mouth: "Min'er, try it."

No matter when Zhao Min heard this Miner, his body felt numb, and he was three-point drunk, but he was still a little hesitant: "It's raw?"

"Of course, this fish is very tender, and it's best to eat it raw. You should try it. Eat it whole."

When Zhao Min heard the words, he opened his mouth, and his bright red lips ate the fish meat. There was a trace of soy sauce on the chopsticks, and he stuck out his small tongue like a conditioned reflex, and licked it lightly.

Just this lick, Yue Chen looked at it in his heart, and suddenly felt dry in his mouth, and his heart was nameless, and he coughed dryly: "How is it?"

"Well, it melts in your mouth. It's fresh and sweet. Several flavors are combined. It's amazing and delicious." After speaking, Zhao Min licked her lips again.

Yue Chen couldn't stand it any longer, put the plate on the bluestone aside, and changed the subject: "I'll go see the smoked fish."

Even though he usually looks like an invincible master, has this ever happened before? Zhao Min looked at him and giggled.

After a while, Yue Chen cut another plate of smoked fish on the fire and brought it over: "Eat it."

When Zhao Min was fanning, the smoked fish was close at hand, but he didn't feel the aroma. At this time, Yue Chen cut it with a knife, only to feel a strong smell of meat wafting out, hooking people's internal organs, and he couldn't stop.

Smoked food is like this, the aroma is sealed in the meat, and when it is cut, the meat aroma diffuses like an explosion.

The two were talking and laughing as they ate.

Suddenly, I only heard a few squeaking sounds, and I saw a few macaques coming from a big tree not far away.

There has never been anyone in this valley. A few monkeys were not afraid when they saw people. They just ate the fruit and watched secretly.

After Yue Chen and Zhao Min started to eat smoked fish, a few monkeys saw each other, scratching their ears, scratching their cheeks, and screaming non-stop.

"The monkeys smell the fragrance." Zhao Min smiled, seeing the eager expressions of those monkeys, it was quite human nature.

Yue Chen picked up a few pieces of smoked fish and threw them under the big tree.

The monkey on the tree didn't move at first, then looked at Yue Chen, and saw that Yue Chen didn't come either, but one had the courage to climb down the tree, hooking the branch with one hand, and picking up the fish fillet with the other.

Picked up the fish fillet, put it in the monkey's mouth, chewed it a few times, the monkey is every day wild peaches and wild fruits, where have you tasted the fireworks of the world, it doesn't matter if you eat it, your hands are loose, your soul is also lost, jumping When he got off the tree, he stuffed the remaining fish fillets into his arms.

The monkeys on the tree knew it, and jumped down one by one to compete with the monkey who had tasted the fish fillet.

The monkeys were big and small, and the little ones were weak. They couldn't take them. They just stared blankly at the big monkeys to eat, but there was a little monkey, holding a peach. In the morning, stand in place and jump straight.

"What a clever monkey, it wants to replace it with you!" Zhao Min took possession of the peaches that rolled over, cut a large piece of smoked fish from the fire, and threw it to the little monkey.

The little monkey jumped up and took it, overjoyed.

When the other monkeys saw it, they all followed suit, brought all kinds of fresh fruits and threw them to Yue Chen in exchange for fish to eat.

Yue Chen said to Zhao Min: "From now on, as long as I fish, you don't have to pick and pull the fruit. Once the fish is cooked, you will have this monkey merchant to trade with us."

Zhao Min also laughed: "He is a county master anyway, and there are no three servants and four maids here, so you still have to instruct a few monkey soldiers and monkey generals?"

The two smiled at each other.

After eating the fish, the fire was raised high, and the two of them were sleeping peacefully beside the pool, beside the fire, where the sky covered the ground and the hut.

In his sleep, Yue Chen felt that he was being hugged by something, but he was confused and difficult to describe, so he slept through the night.

Chapter 57 Deep Valley White Ape

For the next few days, Yue Chen cooked in different ways every day.

That group of monkeys were really clever, and in just one day, they figured out when Yue Chen had dinner. Every day, at noon, monkeys big and small came to "trade" with all kinds of melons and fruits.

There are not only fish in this valley, but also pheasants, hares, bigger ones, as well as pheasants and wild deer.

On this day, Yue Chen came back with a wild deer, cooked on the spot, roasted a deer leg, and rubbed the rest with salt.

Zhao Min looked at the deer's legs on the barbecue, and held her cheeks with her hands: "Yue Lang, do you think the monkeys will come today?"

In the past few days, all his daily pleasures have been teasing the monkeys with the delicacies cooked by Yue Chen.

Yue Chen shook the deer leg while smearing it with various sauces. At this time, the wooden grill for the barbecue had been improved by him. The deer leg was inserted, and there was a handle on the grill. Holding the handle, he shook it. The legs of the deer swirl on the flame, and the roast is more even.

Hearing Zhao Min's question, Yue Chen's eyes were fixed, and his mind was only on the deer's legs: "Of course it will come, I have eaten so much from you these days, wouldn't it be a fool not to come."

Saying this on the lips, but thinking in my heart: I've been so busy these days, the righteous master should appear.

"Come, come!" Zhao Min looked around, but not far away, there were several monkey figures flashing out of the woods, all of them holding all kinds of melons and fruits in their hands, rushing forward .

These monkeys are all regulars. They have their own characteristics. Some have a missing tail, some have flower hair on their foreheads, some are thin, and some are fat. Zhao Min named them according to their characteristics. Rao It's monkeys who understand human nature, and it only takes a day or two to know that Zhao Min is calling them.

When Zhao Min saw them coming, she waved her hand and shouted: "Big Fatty, Er Mao...Come here!" She knew that these monkeys were not afraid of people and dared to play in front of people.

Those monkeys didn't come forward, but after hearing Zhao Min's call, they scratched their ears and cheeks again, seeming to be very anxious, but they had something to hide.

"Why didn't they come?" Zhao Min looked at the monkeys and muttered, as if he was asking Yue Chen, but also as if he was talking to himself.

After a while, in the woods where the monkeys turned, there was a sound of stepping on the grass and leaves. Yue Chen and Zhao Min were both reincarnated from martial arts, and their ears and eyes were clear. Listening to this sound, they did not sound like dexterous monkeys, but rather like It's a man, and he's a pretty fat man.

Zhao Min patted Yue Chen's shoulder: "Yue Lang, why are there still people here?"

Yue Chen shook his head, but he couldn't hide the joy in his heart. He secretly said, after three days of waiting, this real diners are finally here!

After a while, I saw a white figure walking out of the woods. Zhao Min took a closer look. It was a white ape. It was very big. Compared with ordinary macaques, it was about the size of an adult and extremely long. Fat, walking slowly, holding a big peach in his hand.

When a group of little monkeys saw him coming, they finally frowned, thinking that this great white ape was their boss monkey.

The Great White Ape walked slowly to Yue Chen, looked at the fast-ripening deer leg, and handed the peach in his hand to Zhao Min.

Yue Chen couldn't help laughing and said, "These monkeys are really smart, I'm clearly testing the deer's legs, but I gave you the peaches. Even the lady boss knows who the boss is. Really, haha, I was the young master two days ago, but now I'm not Become a BBQ guy."

Zhao Min knew that his words were so bad, he shaved his face and his face was red, but he used the three words of the proprietress endlessly, and he didn't say anything back to him at the moment, he just gave him a blank look and took the big white. The peach that the monkey handed over.

All the little monkeys all over the body also placed the melons and fruits beside Zhao Min according to the rules.

Seeing that Zhao Min took the peach, the great white ape sat down rudely, and stretched out its furry claws to grab the deer leg.

"Wait, it's not delicious now, wait a while." Yue Chen grabbed the paw of the great white ape and patted it.

The white ape was extremely spiritual, and after hearing this, he retracted his claws, picked up a little monkey beside him, put it in his arms, and scratched him with lice.

"Yeah, could this monkey have become an elite! So smart?!" Zhao Min said, these little monkeys are already smart enough, and this old white ape is no longer smart, but shows a spirit.

Years and psychic, it really is true.

Yue Chen took out a jar from behind and put it in front of Bai Yuan, but it was a jar of fine wine: "I won't tell you to wait in vain, try this!"

When the white ape saw the wine jar, his eyes straightened, he swept away the little monkeys jumping on his body, and patted the mud seal of the wine jar with his paw, and a smell of wine wafted out, and the old white ape's Harazi couldn't stop following the aroma of this wine.

He stretched out his claws and took a sip, and he drank a small half of the jar. The old white ape put down the jar, burped his wine in satisfaction, and shook his head.

At this moment, Yue Chen could finally be sure that this white ape was the one he wanted to find after spending half a year this time.

Chapter 58 Jiuyang Zhenjing

If you want to say this white ape, the background is not small. In the past, Yin Kexi and Xiaoxiangzi stole this scripture from the Shaolin Sutras Pavilion. It was discovered by Zhang Sanfeng's master and master Jueyuan, and they chased them all the way to the top of Mount Hua, with nowhere to escape. In a hurry, the two found that the blue ape had always been, and they had a plan to hide the scriptures in the belly of the blue ape.

Later, Jueyuan, Zhang Sanfeng, Yang Guo and others searched Xiaoxiangzi and Yin Kexi, but couldn't find the scriptures, so they had to let them go down the mountain.

The whereabouts of this "Jiuyang Zhenjing" has become an unsolved case in martial arts for a hundred years.

Afterwards, Xiao Xiangzi and Yin Kexi took the blue ape to the Western Regions, and they were suspicious of each other. They were afraid that the other would first learn the martial arts in the scriptures and kill themselves, so they restrained each other and refused to take the other out of the ape's belly. 's scriptures.

After that, on Kunlun Mountain, the two finally tore their faces apart and fought a losing battle.

Xiaoxiangzi's martial arts was originally better than that of Yin Kexi, but when he was evading Master Jueyuan's pursuit at the top of Huashan Mountain, he slapped Jueyuan and was severely injured by the shock force. When the two fought, they died first.

Yin Kexi didn't live long. When he was dying, he met He Zudao, the "Three Saints of Kunlun". Yin Kexi's words were good when he was about to die, and he felt remorse.

This scripture was in the belly of the ape, but at that time Yin Kexi lost a lot of blood, and his mind was not clear.

He Zudao was originally a sloppy guy. He couldn't hear clearly and forced himself to take care of himself. He only said, "The scriptures are in the oil." He was also a man who kept his promises. He went to Shaolin and brought the message to Jueyuan.

Jueyuan heard this sentence: "The scriptures are in the oil" is inexplicable, and he didn't pay attention to it, so he had to go with the wind.

And this ape, who had a good life in Huashan, was brought to Kunlun Mountain by people thousands of miles away. Although he was far away from his hometown, he was blessed.

Every day, he feeds on the peaches in the Kunlun Mountains, and absorbs the essence of the sun and the moon. After eighty or ninety years, he still dances like a flying, and his dark hair has turned white, and he has become a white ape.

The monkeys in this mountain are counted as he is old and tall, and they all regard him as their king. These days, knowing that the little monkeys can exchange fish and meat here, they also come to join in the fun.

Of course, Yue Chen knew all the old stories in The Legend of Condor Heroes. He was overjoyed when he saw the white ape drinking. It is a famous place, and there are often literati and writers to go sightseeing. The monkeys on Huashan are very fine, and they eat everything that people eat.

The monkey's eyes lit up when he saw the wine jar, and he must have been drinking.

That's it, not bad.

At this time, the deer legs were also baked, and Yue Chen cut them into several servings. The largest one was given to the white ape, and then to a group of little monkeys, and the rest was shared with Zhao Min.

Zhao Min was not hungry at all. He wrapped the venison in a silk handkerchief, and shredded it into several pieces. He picked up one with his slender hands and handed it to Yue Chen's mouth with a blushing face: "Yue Lang, eat it."

Yue Chen was not polite, he opened his mouth and bit into his mouth, sighing, "Fragrant, really fragrant."

"Yue Lang's craftsmanship is still good."

"No, it's not deer leg incense, it's a natural, daughter incense."

"Hate! You're necrotic!" Zhao Min's pink fist slammed into Yue Chen's chest. Yue Chen took the opportunity to take her wrist, only to feel that the hand was as delicate as silk, and then gently pulled Zhao Min into his arms. .

Nephrite jade and Wenxiang hugged him, Zhao Min didn't struggle, just leaned on his chest and giggled.

Over there, the white ape ate a mouthful of wine and meat. It was a strong body and a big appetite. The large piece of venison was eaten in a few big bites. After that, you were welcome. The deer legs are eaten as soon as they are taken.

Eating and eating, the white ape stopped, and a monkey face wrinkled tightly, and after a while, tears burst out.

Zhao Min's daughter's family was the most soft-hearted. Seeing Bai Yuan crying, she asked, "Hey, why are you crying when you have something to eat? I don't have enough to eat, and there are more."

Bai Yuan seemed to understand, and when he lost the deer's leg, he cried even more sadly.