Myriad Realms Super Face Slap System

"It's me." came Yue Chen's voice.

The guard heard Yue Chen's voice, put away the bow and arrow just raised, walked quickly to Yue Chen, saluted and said:

"Brother Yue Chen, the old farmer said that if anyone of us sees you, we must take you to him. I wonder if Brother Yue Chen can come with me now."

Yue Chen thought to himself, it turns out that they didn't know about my disappearance, they just saw me taking me to the farmer's elder. It seems that the farmer's elder didn't publicize this.

Yue Chen pretended to think for a while, and said to the guard.

"Well, it just so happens that I have something to do to find senior brother. Then you can lead the way."

"Yes, this subordinate will lead the way," the guard said.

The guard turned around and explained a few words to his companion in the dark, asking him to stand guard for him.Turning around, he took Yue Chen to the inn of the old farmer.

"Brother Yue Chen, go this way"

Yue Chen silently followed the guard behind him.No one spoke along the way.

In fact, Yue Chen was secretly thinking about how to say that he disappeared for a day when he arrived at the old farmhouse's inn.

"Brother Yuechen, brother Yuechen, the inn of the elder brother of the farmer's family has arrived."

The guard's words interrupted Yue Chen's thoughts.

Chapter 725 Take a Bath

kindness?Reached.Quite fast. "Yue Chen said.

"Then go in quickly and report." Yue Chen said to the ten.

"The elders said that as long as you come, you can go in directly." The guard replied respectfully from the side, and after speaking, he took the initiative to stand by the door and guarded it earnestly.

Yue Chen heard what the guard said and felt that it was not good to go in directly, so let's just say it.

"Elders, I'm back." Yue Chen opened the curtain as he spoke, and walked straight in.

There were only the elders and the maids beside him in the farmhouse's inn. The elders were eating in the farmhouse's inn, when they heard the sound from outside, and looked up, a figure was coming in from the door of the farmhouse's inn.

The person who came in was the Yue Chen who just spoke.

"Xiao Yuechen, you're back. Come, sit next to me, I'm just about to have dinner." The elder greeted.

"Then I'm welcome. It's been a day. I haven't eaten anything yet. I'm just a little hungry." Yue Chen said with a smile.

After speaking, Yue Chen walked to the elder's side and sat down with him.

The elder instructed the maid:

"A few of you will bring the food, and bring some kumiss by the way."

When the maids heard this, they immediately got up and went to prepare drinks and meals.

Seeing that there was no one in the farmhouse's inn, the elder asked Yue Chen:

"Xiao Yuechen, where have you been? I haven't seen you all day today. I thought something bad happened to you. Your bodyguard reported to me in the morning that you were missing, and hurriedly sent someone to look for you, but you haven't come back yet. "

"Hey, forget it. I woke up early in the morning and I was feeling bad. It must have been a long time since I took a shower, and then I went out alone to find a place by the river or something, thought about taking a shower, and then Just come back. I don't think about it, just thinking about taking a bath, I forgot the way back." Yue Chen explained.

After speaking, Yue Chen also made a regretful expression on his face, which looked very real, as if everything had happened.But it did happen, it was really taking a bath, it just changed a little.

When the elder heard Yue Chen say this, there was a tinge of doubt in his heart. It was enough to take a shower. It was possible that he could not find his way for so long. He didn't find his way during the day, but he found his way back at night.Really weird.

"I don't know that Yue Chen went to the river to take a bath and play." The elder asked.

"I'm not quite sure which river it is, but I still remember that there was a forest around the river, and the water was very clear. There were a few fish running out from time to time, and the scenery was really good." Yue Chen said.

The elder carefully recalled the surroundings of the inn in his mind, but there was a place that was almost the same as what Yue Chen had described.

"It turned out to be the West River, so it's no wonder that I got lost, but the fish over there are really fat. If there is a chance, we will all go down to the river to catch fish." The elder said politely to Yue Chen.

Don't look at the elder as a man in the rivers and lakes, but since he was active since he was a child, he has been searching for interesting places around the inn as a child. I don't know how many times I have been to the river, so I also learned a good thing. Waterborne.

Yue Chen listened to the elder's words and knew that he had already believed in his own words.

Hearing the elder's invitation to catch fish, Yue Chen thought to himself: Catch fish?Now I don't know if there are any fish in the inner river, it makes the magazines in my body stink to death, dizzy, where is there any fish?

But Yue Chen still smiled and said, "It must be, I also want to eat fish. If there is a chance, our two brothers must go."

"Hahahaha, then our two brothers have settled on it." The elder said.

However, this agreement has not been realized until later.

While talking, the maids had already prepared the meal.

"Elders, the food is ready. Do you want to eat now?" the maid on the side ran over and said.

"Well, I see. You go down first," the elder instructed his subordinates.

After seeing all the people under his command go out, the elder said to Yue Chen:

"Xiao Yuechen, I called you here today. First, I'm worried about your personal safety. Second, I'm asking you about my friend Zhang Han. How are you doing about that?"

"Elders, you can see that I haven't eaten for a day. Can we eat first and then let's talk about it?" Yue Chen said to the elder, listening to the gurgling from his stomach.

The elder also heard the voice in Yue Chen's stomach, until he was too abrupt, how could he forget that Yue Chen had been lost for a day, and at this time he hadn't eaten a little oil and water.

Thinking of this, the elder said to Yue Chen, "It's just that you didn't think it through. Come on, we'll talk about it after we've eaten. It's not too short of time."

When Yue Chen heard the elder say this, he was not polite. He saw roasted mutton, a few hares, some kumiss and so on on the table.

Yue Chen looked at so many delicious food and thought that when he was growing up, he raised his hand and tore off the rabbit's leg and stuffed it straight into his mouth.

When the elder saw Yue Chen like this, he remembered himself at that time. He also devoured the corpse like this, looking like a lively tiger. He couldn't help but the elder's appetite was also hooked, and he devoured the corpse together with Yue Chen.

Halfway through the meal, the elder said: "Little Yuechen, don't patronize and eat, come and taste our unique kumiss, after a sip, your lips and teeth will be fragrant, today you and I must drink one without getting drunk. Go home. In our rivers and lakes, the man who can drink is the hero, and only the girls like it."

When Yue Chen heard the elder say this, he remembered the unique kumiss on the grassland. He had only heard of it before, but had no chance to taste it. He saw it today, and with what the elder said just now, he also made up his mind to pay attention. , You must drink without getting drunk.

"Come on, guys, I'll give you a bowl." After speaking, Yue Chen raised a bowl of kumiss, raised his head, moved his throat, and the bowl of wine entered Yue Chen's stomach.

"Good wine." Yue Chen sighed.

When the elder saw this young man, he was so skilled in drinking, how could he speak like a young man, he was clearly an old alcoholic who had lived for more than 20 years.

The elder was also interested, so he didn't think much about it.

"Xiao Yuechen is of such a high nature, if I don't get along, I will be ridiculed." After speaking, the elder also picked up a bowl of wine, raised his head and drank it. He threw the bowl on the ground.

"Crack"

Chapter 726

The guard at the door heard the sound from the room and rushed in from the outside. After entering the room, he put on a state of attack.

When the elder saw the guards who rushed in, he shouted, "Bold, who let you in. Yue Chen and I were having a good time drinking, and you rushed in. What, are you going to rebel?"

When the guard heard these words, he hurriedly knelt down and said, "My subordinates don't dare, my subordinates heard the sound of broken bowls in the farmhouse's inn, and thought something was wrong inside. Only then did my subordinates rush in. , I didn't expect to rush the elders and Lord Yue Chen's interest, and the subordinates deserve to die for their crimes."

The elder heard what the guard said and wanted to say something, but was stopped by Yue Chen, Yue Chen said to the elder: "Elders, it's not his fault, he is also eager to protect the master, and he is forgiven. ."

When the elder heard Yue Chen's words, he thought it was very reasonable, and said to the guard: "Well, it's not your fault, you go down first, and then you guys will bring a few barrels of custard, I'm going with Yue Chen today. If you don't get drunk, you won't go home."

When the guard heard this, he got up and was about to go out.

"By the way, if you go to the centurion to get some rewards, just say it's what I said. If you have done a good job in protecting the Lord today, it's done, it's all right, go on down." The elder said to the guards who were about to leave.

"Yes, the elders, the subordinates will retire first." The guard said.

Yue Chen looked at what the elder said, and said with emotion in his heart, this is the innate way of the royal family to control people, first slap, then give a date to eat. Once these means go away, the loyalty of his subordinates to him will be even higher.

This man is not easy.This is the conclusion that the elders have come to after thinking for a long time.

After a while, the guard brought the wine over.

Seeing that Yue Chen and the elder were having a good time drinking, they didn't bother. After putting away the wine, they quietly withdrew.

Halfway through the drinking, the elder was about to raise his glass to continue drinking, but was stopped by Yue Chen. The elder still wondered how he was enjoying the drinking, why did he stop all of a sudden.

I saw Yue Chen say: "Elders, let's stop for a while. You don't want to listen to Zhang Han's affairs, right? If you are drunk, what will the two of us say? Timing, when it's over, it's not too late for you and I to drink. What do you think?"

The elder heard Yue Chen say this, and then he came to a stop. Before he said anything about his friend Zhang Han, he went to drink, and it was a mistake.He hurriedly said to Yue Chen, "Yes, yes, I almost forgot about this. Tell me in detail how you described it to Zhang Han that day."

"That day, before I got up, I was woken up by Zhang Han, and before I could speak, he hurriedly asked, what happened that day, I had to explain truthfully, according to what we discussed that day, But before she fell into a coma, she seemed to have heard the team leader say that there was a man's body in the pile of dead bodies."

"Oh? Then how did you answer it? Did you miss anything?" The elder heard Yue Chen say this and hurriedly asked.

"What can I say, I have to say that because he was too tired, he heard it wrong for a while. There is no man's body in the pile of dead bodies. Anyway, the pile of dead bodies has been buried. , I can't find anything. But it seems that Zhang Han believes what I said. He didn't ask too much." Yue Chen explained.

"That's good, that's good, then I'll have someone cover up the trace of the farmhouse's inn, no matter who goes there, they won't be able to find it." The elder heard Yue Chen say this, and said after thinking for a while.

"Then did she ask about the child? That's what matters." The elder asked.

"I asked, can I not ask? Children are the most important thing in the hearts of parents. I asked a lot of things about children, which is difficult for me, but fortunately, I am witty, decisive and brave, and I will do everything. Zhang Han's question was answered. In the end, I said that her senior sister Sheng Qi took her child away and fled to the east. I told him that Sheng Qi might have been seriously injured and could not come to this inn. Just let her wait with peace of mind." Yue Chen said in detail.

Some of them are exaggerated a little, otherwise it is too simple to say this, how can I show my ability, how can I get the attention of the elders and others.

"I think that Zhang Han should fully believe it. As long as the team has a strict population and no gossip is spread, then I think it will always be a secret." Yue Chen said, staring at the elder.

"Well, that squad came back yesterday. In order to keep their mouth shut, I raised the squad leader to the position of ten commander, and also rewarded him with some silver taels, so he must have benefited. If he still talks nonsense, then Don't blame me for being ruthless." The elder said slowly, raised the bowl and took a sip of wine.

After drinking, the elder seemed to realize something, and quickly put the wine bowl on the table and said to Yue Chen, "What did you just say? Who is Zhang Han's senior sister?"

Yue Chen was drinking when he heard the elder say this. The slightly drunk Yue Chen didn't even think about it, and said subconsciously, "Senior sister Zhang Han? I think about it, ah yes, Sheng Qi, what's wrong, elders. "

When the elder heard the name, he asked again in disbelief:

"What's it called? What?"

"Sheng Qi, Sheng Qi. A very brave woman, her archery skills are still very superb. The dead bodies that day were all killed by him alone. Her strength was incomparable, and her arrows could not be missed. It's really impressive. Envy." Yue Chen said while drinking.After I finished speaking, I took the leg of lamb to eat.Looks so uncomfortable.He also didn't notice the difference in the elder's tone.

When the elder heard these four words, he was startled. The drunkenness that had just come up had already gone halfway down after coming out. The elder muttered in his mouth:

"Sheng Qi, I didn't expect it to be him. Finally, a mystery has been solved. My friend left for so many years, it turned out to be because of Sheng Qi. No wonder back then"

The elder looked at Yue Chen, who was still drinking and eating meat, and thought to himself, a child is a child, and he said everything when he asked.But what I said surprised me.

"Come here, your Lord Yue Chen is drunk, send him back to his farmhouse's inn." The elder shouted outside.