Mysterious World, I Have Special Understanding

The sun shines in the house through the gaps in the doors and windows.

There is a string of wet footprints in the house.

Tang Yi stood in front of a bronze mirror in the room.

She was only wearing a thin, close-fitting dress, and her exposed skin was as smooth and clean as satin.

This slightly tight dress can't hide her proud figure at all. It should be a long time since she saw her original appearance, so she couldn't help being a little shy when she saw it.

After a while, a faint sigh came from the room.

When Tang Yi opened the door and walked out of the room, it was already a different look.

She was still wearing the usual gray robe, and her hair was simply tied into a single ponytail with a headband, but her current appearance was no longer reminiscent of a man.

Her Adam's apple had disappeared, her proud curves were very conspicuous, and her face without makeup became more radiant at this time.

She is a very feminine woman in her own right.

But one thing about her hasn't changed, and that's her lazy look.

Whether it is a man or a woman, she always seems to be so lazy.

She walked through a corridor, among the bamboo and yellow flowers, an elegant courtyard appeared in front of her eyes.

At this time, several people were already sitting in the courtyard.

The blind aunt sat there, the uncle in the apron sat there, and so did the cousin Xi Shi.

Tang Yi walked over and naturally sat on the most conspicuous reclining chair.

The cousin hesitated for a moment, then said, "Sister, that guy left before you left for a cup of tea."

"oh."

Sitting there softly, Tang Yi replied.

Sitting there, the blind aunt murmured, "Xiaoyi, I'm really surprised that he can tear off all your clothes in one go."

Tofu Naoer Xi Shi couldn't help but said: "Not only the clothes, but also the trousers, sister, you won't be fascinated, will you?"

boom!

At this time, the butcher uncle slammed the table and said angrily: "What, there are pants? Damn this kid! Damn!"

On the way of speaking, blood gushed out from the hem of his clothes, as if a water pipe had burst, spreading all over the floor.

Everyone was not surprised, and even stayed away from him in disgust.

Tang Yi said, "Uncle Tu, it was just an accident."

The butcher clenched his fists and said angrily: "What an accident, that kid dares to do this kind of thing to you under his nose, he deserves to die! I promised your father to take good care of you!"

"Trash! You and I are both trash! You can't even look down on a niece."

Speaking of the emotional part, a piece of the butcher's skull cracked open, and blood spurted out like a flying spring.

"No, no, this kid must die! Must die! I'm going to drag him back and kill him!"

The blind aunt avoided the spray of blood, and said with a look of disgust: "Can you be quiet?"

The butcher looked at the blind woman all of a sudden, his bloodshot eyes protruded, and the eyeballs seemed to burst out of their sockets, and asked, "What did you say!"

The blind woman said, "I tell you to be quiet."

"Tell me to be quiet, tell me to be quiet, useless woman, believe it or not, I broke your neck?"

While speaking, he became more and more irritable. Almost at the same time, Tang Yi and his cousin's beautiful big eyes narrowed.

Because in their perception, the house was suddenly covered in scarlet color.

The door of the room where the butcher usually butchered pigs was open.

The world behind that door was pitch black, like a deep cave, and at this moment, it seemed like a mountain of corpses and a sea of ​​blood were about to gush out of it.

At this time, there were countless scarecrows standing behind the blind woman.

The scarecrows stared at the butcher with their round eyes, and said at the same time, "Come on, pig butcher, I'll see how you break my neck!"

As she spoke, she even stretched her fair neck, sitting in front, waiting for the butcher to twist it.

The atmosphere froze to the extreme, and the originally quiet courtyard seemed to have suddenly turned into a purgatory on earth.

At this moment, Tang Yi said, "Stop arguing!"

She usually spoke lazily and rarely with emotion, but this time she was not only loud, but even majestic.

"What did you say!" said the butcher, staring into his bell-like eyes.

At this moment, Tang Yi only felt that the mountain of corpses and the sea of ​​blood were rushing towards him, trying to drown him.

The next moment, the butcher suddenly held down his protruding eyeballs and forced them back into their sockets.

The mountain of corpses and the sea of ​​blood disappeared in an instant, and the scarecrow behind the blind woman also disappeared, and the sunlight re-cast into the yard. Everything just now seemed to be an illusion.

"I'm sorry, eldest niece. Everyone knows that I have always been very kind and rarely get angry unless I can't help it."

It can be seen that the butcher's anger has subsided a lot, as can be seen from the state of blood on the top of his head.

If the blood was like a flying spring before, it is rolling down against his scalp now, so that there is always a clear line of blood on his whole face, flowing like a trickle.

Immediately, he suggested: "Do you think my method is a bit cruel, then let the pharmacist go, he is best at making people die quietly and violently."

The blind woman said: "Did your brain be squeezed out by pig brains? Xiaoyi wants him to die, so you need to arrange it? She brought him to see you and asked you to help take care of the fat woman. Is it just Because she wants to tell you that she has friends, isn't she withdrawn and out of gregarious?"

The butcher pondered for a while, then suddenly said: "Xiaoyi, don't you want to recruit a son-in-law outside?"

Tang Yi's cheeks were slightly red, and he denied, "I didn't."

"No, that kid can't, it's too dishonest to tamper with a woman's clothes. Look at you, Uncle Tu, who is so heroic but has never touched a woman in his life. This is called being honest."

The blind woman couldn't help but said: "Is that what you call honesty? You are called too fierce and ugly, no woman dares to live with you, and I am ashamed to expose you."

"Am I?" The butcher said with his eyeballs bulging out again.

At this time, the blind woman continued: "I think that little guy is not bad, at least he is handsome, and he can play Tai Chi well."

The butcher wanted to refute, but held back for a while, and said: "I admit that he can practice to this level at this age, and he can barely be regarded as a 'one-in-a-million spiritual genius', but he is an outsider after all."

The blind woman spread her hands and said, "It doesn't matter whether it's outsiders or not, what matters is how Xiaoyi is chosen, but this kid's luck is really not good."

"Huh? Auntie, what do you say?"

After hearing this sentence, the lazy Tang Yi became interested for a moment.

"He not only offended the Great Joyful Bodhisattva who has been cooked by a pig, but also offended the most terrifying pig in the world, and even a ginseng fruit tree." The blind woman said lightly.

The butcher couldn't help but said, "Blind man, are you sure you can see clearly?"

The blind woman did not speak.

The butcher seemed to be a little happier, and said, "Hahaha, I didn't expect this kid to be a thorn, and he has a bit of demeanor when I was young. But let's not mention the huge tree, it is the pig I'm afraid it will cost him his life."

"Just right, we don't need to do it ourselves."

Tang Yi glanced at his cousin, who said unwillingly, "Is that pig very powerful? How does it compare to Uncle?"

The butcher fell into deep thought, and murmured: "Uncle Butcher has killed pigs for half his life, and it is not an exaggeration to say that he is the best pig slaughterer in the world. Generally speaking, no live pig can slip away from me. But I’m really not sure about what the blind woman said.”

"To be precise, he's not a real pig, but he has been dubbed 'The King of Pigs' very early on."

The cousin couldn't help but said: "The king of pigs, what is that?"

"Still a pig."

The butcher's answer almost made the two sisters tense.

At this time, the blind woman said: "Don't scare them, although that pig is fierce, but it is just like you, it is not as good as before."

The butcher was furious, and said, "Fuck your mother! Why can't I do it?"

The blind woman said: "If you can do it, then go and slaughter that pig. It will only nest in this small world as a waste, do you really think that you are still the person you were back then?"

At this time, the butcher stopped being angry, and said with a smile, "Don't try to provoke me, I can hear your voice of planning thousands of miles away. You are right, I am a waste who only dares to live here , aren’t you a dead blind?”

Seeing that the two were about to quarrel again, Tang Yi stood up straight.

The butcher and the blind woman said in unison: "Xiaoyi, where are you going?"

Tang Yi replied lazily: "Of course it's sleeping. How can you sleep if you are so noisy."

Tang Yi's big family meeting ended amidst the uproar, and as she said, she went back to Juhua Lane and fell asleep again.

But now she is a woman.

Occasionally, someone in the alley discovered this, and they all showed shocking emotions.

Tang Yi knew very well that the two elders deliberately avoided a topic in this family meeting.

That is, her real body was known by Ji Que, or her clothes and trousers were stripped. If Ji Que did not marry her, it was very likely that she would be ripped apart and skinned by Uncle Tu, or made into a human body by Aunt Blind. scarecrow.

Tang Yi, who was lying on the recliner, opened his eyes, and the beautiful eyes under the sun were more sad.

"You always say that after you see me, you always want to move. You can't do it in the future. It's really annoying."

After not noticing Tang Yi's figure, Ji Que was a little sad for half a cup of tea, and then returned to normal.

When he found out that Tang Yi's daughter was behind him, his anxiety almost disappeared, and he returned to the tranquility of a sage.

Tang Yi didn't want to see him, so he stopped struggling and left.

After all, they don't make bitter scenes.

Tang Yi said that he would come to see him when he wanted to see him, and he believed it.

If she didn't come to see him, he might be sad for a while, but only for a while.

After all, it was Tang Yi's own choice, and he wouldn't end the world, so he could find Xiangori, Bailu, and Shangfeng Hongyu to adjust his mood.

It's just that on the way back, he inevitably felt a little lonely.

It stands to reason that he should have gotten used to being alone, after all, that's how he came here, but in fact, he did feel lonely.

After the reunion with Tang Yi, the reunion in Juhua Lane, meeting the parents in the outskirts of the city, and after splitting all the other's clothes in two in that room, he only felt that it was too quiet now.

Standing on a hillside, Ji Que couldn't help but look back, his eyes were filled with misty mist and patches of pitch-black bamboo groves, and he couldn't see the alley full of chrysanthemums and the familiar yet fresh one. figure.

"By the way, the size of Tang Yi should be F+." Ji Que thought about it.

This is definitely not small. It can only be said that among the women he knows, they are only inferior to the female Shangfeng.

"I've been friends with a girl with an F cup for so long." Ji Que couldn't help sighing while walking on the road.

From leaving Tianren City to find his good brother Tang Yi, to leaving Heishui City and returning to Tianren City, Ji Que spent about a month.

When he got home, Lin Xiangzhi was practicing sword.

During this period of time, she managed to get a "sword bow". She sometimes stabbed the sword, sometimes shot the sword, and sometimes while shooting, she scratched with her cat's claws. It can be said that the Lin family's swordsmanship has been fully developed in her hands.

If Mao Mao has bad thoughts, it will be hard to guard against.

Seeing Ji Que's return, Lin Xiangzhi couldn't help but happily said, "You're back, how is my good brother?"

Ji Que replied: "Very good, she is still studying."

Lin Xiangzhi raised her eyebrows and said, "Why do you look unhappy, maybe your good brother has a wife, and you have become an outsider instead."

Ji Que shook his head and said, "That's not true."

I can't tell you that my good brother has turned into a beautiful woman with breasts two sizes bigger than yours, right?

Ji Que quickly asked: "I've been away for a while, what's the matter?"

Lin Xiangzhi shook her head and said, "That's not true. I went to the Jiangmo Building a few days ago, and Venerable Chen's complexion has improved a lot, and he was doing somersaults there."

Ji Que replied: "That's good."

Lin Xiangzhi couldn't help asking: "What about you? Your luck has always been 'good'."

Ji Que said: "It's not like that, but one thing is strange, that is, when I was in Heizhu City, I always thought there would be a big wave, but it didn't come."

Lin Xiangzhi smiled and said, "Then you have changed your luck?"

"Probably so."

Ji Que felt that this matter might have something to do with Tang Yi.

He has always been attracted by Tang Yi's big breasts and daughter's body, but he has only noticed another important point in the past few days, which is Tang Yi's skill.

Tang Yi was able to slide out of the chair so swiftly, and then disappeared into the courtyard in a very short time, which shows that her skills are very good.

Apart from her gender and big breasts, she has been concealing herself, as well as her cultivation.

This also just explains why she can always leave the scene quickly every time something happens.

Tang Yi dared to be friends with her, not only because she was born with good luck and fast running, but also because she was quite capable, so it can be said that she is "a person with high skills and courage".

With his bad luck, being able to play with him like this, it is not an exaggeration to sum it up with the sentence "Woman, you are playing with fire."

At this time, scenes of Heishui City flashed through my mind, the half-faced Huang Yaoshi, the pregnant man with chest hair, the clean woman who licked toads, the cousin Xi Shi who poisoned and collected money, and the people outside the blind aunt's door... The unfinished scarecrow.

Thinking about these people carefully, there was nothing quite right. It seemed that Tang Yi's pig-killing uncle seemed normal.

Ji Que discovered that after knowing Tang Yi's gender, there were more mysteries in front of him.

Tang Yi, who are you?