Mythical Beast Summoner

"Standing at both ends of the scale, the same dilemma. The only answer is that it's hard to love someone... "

With the end of "it's hard to love a person", Li Yiran, who was drunk and hazy, began to cry. Countless beer bottles were lying on the table, and the bad friends lying on the sofa were unconscious. Only Zhang Dayou, whose eyes have been numb, hugs Li Yiran's shoulder and laughs.

Zhang Dayou and Li Yiran have been classmates since kindergarten. They played truant, fought and dug out bird's nest together. They did a lot of mischievous things. They have always been a typical teacher's headache. They may have similar interests, or they may be a nest of snakes and mice. They have always worried parents from childhood to adulthood.

With the growth of age, Li Yiran is more and more beautiful, Zhang Dayou is more and more handsome, two people stand together, it is inevitable that people will have a bit of fantasy. No way, who let Li Yiran look like his mother.

Zhang Dayou urged Li Yiran with a big tongue: "Yiran, look Look at it. This is It's not He was rejected for the first time. He's a big man Husband, flexible, you see me, never for women Tears... "

"Go away You NND did not shed tears for women, you TMD every month change girlfriend, if you shed tears NND can flow a Yangtze River

"This This... " Zhang Dayou scratched his hair with his right hand and said, "I'm so handsome and rich in gold that I can't help it! What if you go for a walk in Thailand and I don't dislike you when you come back

"Go away Even if I go to Thailand, I will take you to Thailand, and I will do the operation for you personally! "

"Happy! Take a look at it, it is not a good card issued by Liu Lin, have not been used to it? Who let you grow so delicate, look at your big eyes, double eyelids, long eyelashes, with a hair cover, women can't live! I told you that if you go to Korea for cosmetic surgery, you just don't listen If you listen to... " Seeing Li Yiran's beastly eyes, Zhang Dayou shuddered, half sobered up, and stifled his way back.

Zhang Dayou still deeply remembers that the last time Li Yiran looked at him, he sent a rough man who had drunk too much to soak him up and lay in the hospital for more than a month.

"Happy! Don't lose heart, there will always be girls like you! Liu Lin that is no vision, you calculate how many times, which is not to give you a good card. "

"Dayou, I've loved her for five years. I chased her since I went to school. At first, she said I was a good person. We were still young. Then I was a good person. She was still young. Later, I was still a good person. She was not ready to look for her. She sent me a good person card again and again. I've put up with it, but do you know what she said this time? You know what? Do you know? " Li Yiran roared angrily at Zhang Dayou. The saliva sprayed on Zhang Dayou's face.

Zhang Dayou disliked the use of his sleeve to wipe his face again and again, and he tried to vomit several mouthfuls before he could be regarded as slowing down. "Yiran, you tnnd spat me a mouthful." With that, Zhang Dayou suddenly pinched his right hand into an orchid finger and said in a sharp voice, "Yiran, you are a good man, but we are not suitable. We are too young, not yet the time!" Finish saying with a very charming eyes, throw out an electric eye.

"Ouch..." Li Yiran was very face saving and threw up directly. Zhang Dayou was sitting opposite Li Yiran and accepted the whole thing unprepared. Li Yiran didn't waste anything and vomited on Zhang Dayou's pants

"Yiran, you You did it on purpose! Am I that disgusting? You... " Zhang Dayou jumped up directly and pointed to the pleasant nose and roared!

"No Sorry No, I didn't mean to! " Li Yiran's face turned red. Maybe he vomited wine. Zhang Dayou opened his mouth and looked at Li Yiran's appearance. He was stunned. He even had a strange feeling. He shook his head vigorously, fought a cold war, and said to himself: "guilty, guilty, too terrible, I didn't think of anything..."

"Big friend Liu Lin, she She She even said, "it's impossible for us. You are a good man, but I can't find a boyfriend who is more beautiful than me!..." With that, Li Yiran began to wail!

Zhang Dayou was completely stunned. It was the first time that he saw Li Yiran cry so sad. However, he felt strange at the bottom of his heart. I don't know whether it is because Li Yiran cried so sad for the first time, or because of Liu Lin's words, or the silk in his heart!

"Er!" Zhang Dayou shook his head severely and said to himself, "what I like is a girl, a girl!" Then he nodded his head

Li Yiran opened his sleepy eyes and looked at the strange surroundings around him. The sun shone on the bed through the white curtains. Suddenly, Li Yiran felt a little strange. He lifted up the quilt and saw himself lying in the quilt, and Zhang Dayou, who was only wearing a white bathrobe on the right, suddenly cried out: "ah! Zhang Dayou! What have you done to me Shouting and stretching out his right foot, he kicked Zhang Dayou down!

"Bang!" "Ah

Zhang Dayou screamed and got up from the ground. He rubbed up a big head and said, "Yiran, you are going to die! Kindness is like a donkey's liver and lung. Thanks to the good service I gave you yesterday, you kicked me down! ""You You serve me? You What have you done to me? " Li Yiran hands dead drag quilt to wrap themselves up, already with a little cry cavity said.

"Er!" Looking at Li Yiran's appearance, Zhang Dayou laughed heartlessly! "What I like is women, women, NND, you big man, I'm not interested in it!" As if thinking of something, I couldn't help but blush, then cleared his throat and said: "yesterday you vomited all over me, and I also vomited all over myself. I could only find a nearby hotel to stay. There was a big bed room left to serve you. I just fell asleep and was kicked down by you. I'm going to argue with someone!" Then he gave Li Yiran a fierce look, and then said, "my great name has been destroyed by you! Get up quickly

"Bang bang bang" outside the door, there was a knock on the door. Zhang Dayou called out in a bad breath: "who is it?" "Express! Please sign for it

Zhang Dayou maliciously looks at Li Yiran and laughs. He quickly runs to open the door and signs the express delivery.

"Dayou, I've received the express in the early morning. What's good? Show me." Li Yiran sat on the bed and asked casually with his bare upper body exposed.

"Go and have a bath. You'll find out in a minute." With that, he threw a clean bathrobe in the past and turned to unpack it.

Li Yiran shrugged his shoulders, put on his bathrobe and went into the bathroom. After a while, the sound of water was heard.

Zhang Dayou turned his head and took a look. A bad smile appeared on his face

More than ten minutes later, Zhang Dayou was sitting upright in his chair. He seemed to be imagining something, and a bad smile appeared from time to time in the corner of his mouth.

Li Yiran came out of the bathroom with her wet hair. "Where's my clothes, big friend?"

"You vomited our clothes. It was disgusting, so I threw them away!"

"What? Throw it away? " Li Yiran suddenly turned back and stared at Zhang Dayou, who was sitting on the chair. He was stunned.

"Where did you get your clothes?"

"The express delivery just now!"

"Eh! There are Do you have mine? " Li Yiran had no confidence to ask.

"It must be! It's in the quilt. You can wear it yourself After that, Zhang Dayou couldn't help laughing, opened the door and rushed out. When the door was about to close, Zhang Dayou's voice came in, "ten minutes later, the cleaning aunt is coming. You should hurry up! I've checked out! Ha ha ha

Li Yiran hummed, quickly opened the quilt, saw the clothes in the quilt, roared: "ah! Ah! Zhang Dayou, I must beat you into hemiplegia, life can not take care of yourself! Otherwise, I will not be a man! I'm not called Li Yiran! "