Naruto give me face

After Ye Xuan and Tsunade were tired of being together for three days, they were called to the Hokage office by Sarutobi.

“Dead monkey, didn’t you see me on my honeymoon with Tsunade!”

In Hokage’s office, Ye Xuan huffed and pointed at Sarutobi and cursed, Tsunade pouted on the side, very helpless to the words ‘honeymoon’.

“Honeymoon? What a honeymoon! Before Ape Fei could speak, he suddenly rushed in front of Ye Xuan, and he glared at Ye Xuan viciously, almost putting his nose on Ye Xuan’s face.

“Little ghost head! Do you know what a honeymoon is? How could Tsunade spend his honeymoon with a stinky imp like you! ”

“Hehe, Jiraiya, are you jealous, jealous that Tsunade and I spent three good days.” Ye Xuan raised his chin and said with a smug face, “Envy? Jealous? I’m sorry, Tsunade is on a honeymoon with me these days, and I’ll tell you a secret, these three days, Tsunade and I are, one! Rise! Sleep! Target! ”

“What!!! You live together! ”

At this moment, not only Ji Laiye, but even Ape Fei and the big snake pill who had no sense of existence widened their eyes in surprise.

As for the heroine of the ‘cohabitation door’, Tsunade, who was clenching her teeth tightly at the moment, a word ‘well’ appeared on the brain door, she didn’t expect Ye Xuan to actually say this matter, silently planning in her heart, whether to steam Ye Xuan or braised it…

“I don’t believe it!”

With a loud roar, as if the Roaring Emperor in Qiong Yao’s play, Zilai also turned his head to look at Tsunade, and found that Tsunade neither admitted nor objected.

Judging by Tsunade’s personality, it’s true that there is no objection!

Zi Lai also thought so, covered his heart, as if he couldn’t accept it, took a few big steps back, and almost fell down with a stumbling.

He gasped for breath, pointing at Ye Xuan tremblingly, as if he was holding his breath in his heart, making it difficult for him to speak.

“How? Speechless? ”

Seeing that Zi Lai was also angry like this, Ye Xuan raised his head even more arrogantly, like a general who had won the battle, and proudly walked to Zi Lai Ye and squinted his eyes and scorned: “Look at you, a person in his twenties, aged like a forty-year-old uncle, and that lewd/trivial look, ugly hairstyle, you are an ugly ghost!” Right! You are an ugly ghost, and you will become famous in the ninja world in the future, remember, you are called ugly ghost Jiraiya! ”

“I’m not ugly! I’m a madman! ”

“No, no, no, you’re ugly, it’s really ugly, I think the name Ugly Ghost is more suitable for you.”

“Stinky little ghost, believe it or not, I beat you?”

“Hey! You actually want to beat me? Who is afraid of whom! Come on, come on, fight, I’m going to let all Konoha know that the little handsome guy with the jade face defeated the ugly ghost Jiraiya! ”

Saying that, the two rolled up their sleeves and prepared to fight, and Tsunade, who had already been unbearable on the side, finally couldn’t control his emotions, and completely erupted like a lioness!

“You two… Is it really enough!!! ”

Bang!

Rumble!

With two loud bangs, Ye Xuan hugged him in pain, and Zi Lai also smashed the window and flew out screaming.

“Damn it… Tsunade, stinky little devil, I’ll be back…”

Jiraiya’s voice became smaller and smaller, and finally turned into a star and disappeared into the vast sky.

The farce in the office finally ended, Ape Fei sat on the chair very calmly and smoked, and the big snake pill stood behind Ape Fei to install passers-by, without the spoiler of Zilaiye, Ye Xuan immediately looked at Tsunade, his big black eyes blinked, and Tsunade’s heart was instantly cute.

“You, you, can’t you let me save some money?” Tsunade pulled Ye Xuan up from the ground, and the jade hand covered Ye Xuan’s head, a burst of green light flashed, and the red envelope on his forehead disappeared instantly.

“Hmph, it’s you who don’t let me worry, you see, there are men chasing you everywhere, can’t you directly beat these stinky men who are talking?” Ye Xuan’s face puffed out in dissatisfaction, and this expression usually only appeared when he was really dissatisfied.

The two were wrapped up together all day, they knew each other better, Tsunade saw Ye Xuan’s puffed up face, knew that Ye Xuan was angry, couldn’t help but slow down his tone, and said softly: “Okay, okay, little satyr, don’t be angry, they are all my colleagues, and when others say hello, it’s a conversation?” Do you want me to make friends? ”

“Just make female friends.” Ye Xuan muttered softly, and was glared at by Tsunade, and couldn’t help shrinking his neck and spreading his hand.

“Little satyr, what do you mean by this, you are still helpless?”

“Just be happy.”

“Hmph! Make it clear to the old lady! ”

“Just be happy.”

“Hmph!”

The two kept playing, and I don’t know how long it took, when Ye Xuan finally found a gaze looking at him, he was slightly stunned, and an unexpected expression appeared on his face: “Huh? Dead monkey, why are you still here? ”

Ape Fei: “…”

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In Hokage’s office, Ye Xuan’s face was serious, and if he didn’t count the hand he was pulling Tsunade, it was indeed quite serious.

“That is, I will lead the team this time?”

“Didn’t you say you want to sharpen, during the three months you stayed in the Land of Water, Shuo Mao has already taught you all the basic skills of the Dark Department, although your strength is very scum, but your IQ is not bad, enough for this task.”

“Well, okay then… Wait a minute! What did you just say? You say I’m a scumbag ?? Believe it or not, spit on your face! ”

“Don’t believe it.”

“Bah!”

A pool of saliva passed dangerously past Ape Fei’s ears, Ape Fei tilted his head, looked at Ye Xuan with palpitations, and when he found that Ye Xuan had stored water again, he immediately got up, quickly waved his hand and shouted: “Stop!” I believe! I throw in the towel! ”

“Hmph! Next time you look down on me, give me the money back! Ye Xuan took a step to the side arrogantly, leaning comfortably on Tsunade, “I took over the task of the Vortex Country, and I will lead the team to leave tomorrow, what about Tsunade?” Can Tsunade accompany me? ”

“Tsunade has another task.”

“Another yellow gambling and drug team?”

“What?”

“It’s nothing, you’ll understand later, oh yes Tsunade, the first family law in our family is not to gamble, it’s you, what are you staring at?” I’m afraid you’ll get addicted to gambling in the future, understand? ”

“Hmph! Why obey your family law! ”

“You are my wife, of course you must abide by my family law.”

“Dead, the little satyr still wants to eat swan meat!”

“It’s obviously an ugly duckling and a swan…”

“What did you just say?”

“Didn’t say anything…” _

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