Naruto Has Been Signed In For Three Years, and the Chat Group Only Came

But Dagu, I didn’t expect that you, with thick eyebrows and big eyes, are also such a person. Aren’t you a warrior of light? You have changed.

Bai Feng looked at the big and bold (crossed out) in front of Wujizhitan, and he could only be the one who got big and bold.

Bai Feng looked at the eye-catching word "Da Gu" in front of him, and couldn't help feeling heartbroken. In just half a day, Da Gu unexpectedly changed you into a different person.

Haha, sure enough men are unreliable.

Looking at Bai Feng in front of him, Naruto laughed, got angry, laughed again, a little scared, and couldn't help muttering.

"Brother Baifeng is stupid, right? He's finished. He's only sixteen years old. What did he do wrong? He just wants to live."

With a slap, the chopsticks in Baifeng's hand fell, and he bent down expressionlessly, picked up the chopsticks, and then sat back.

Then he stared at Naruto on the opposite side with a blank face, brat, are you afraid that I won't hear you or what, please don't make your voice so loud when you mutter.

"Naruto, do you know something?"

"What's the matter, Brother Baifeng?"

"Those who know too much are usually the first to die. Since you have discovered it, I will send you on your way."

Naruto squinted his eyes and stared at Baifeng opposite: "Brother Baifeng, the friendship of many days is so worthless."

"That's right, die."

After finishing speaking, he grabbed the chopsticks in his hand with lightning speed and thrust them forcefully in front of Naruto.

With a bang, there was a sound of piercing into the flesh, and then Baifeng retracted the chopsticks with the momentum of thunder, bringing up a large piece of flesh and blood.

Bai Feng chuckled twice, and then swallowed the meat in one gulp under Naruto's unwilling eyes.

"You are so cruel, you actually..."

Pointing at Bai Feng, he said tremblingly, "You didn't even leave me a piece of barbecue."

Bai Feng burped in satisfaction: "Young people are just too young."

"Damn it." Naruto slapped the table with his big hand: "Boss, have another order."

"Okay, wait a minute, I'll be here right away."

Just as Naruto was waiting for the new barbecue to come up, a reminder sounded in his mind.

Bai Feng clicked in and took a look. It turned out that someone was at Aite himself, which was wrong. To be precise, it was all members of Aite.

Stark: "Everyone, I'm going to hold a banquet tomorrow, do you want to come to attend?"

Spider: "Is there anything to eat?"

White Beard: "Kula Lala, the wine management is enough. I have never traveled to other worlds. I believe this must be a very interesting thing."

Li Xiaoxi: "I can't go, I have to conduct a practical exercise tomorrow, I'm off, I'm going to prepare."

Yakumo Zi: "Goodbye, little group leader."

Zhang Chulan: "Is there any warm-hearted big sister?"

Blue Ran: "Is there any warm-hearted big sister?"

The group prompts that Aizen has withdrawn a message, guess what it is.

Aizen: "This **** plus one."

Bai Feng: "I took a screenshot."

Dagu: "So fast hand speed, is this the power of the unicorn arm?"

Zhang Chulan: "Hiss, single group friends, so scary."

Damn it, Bai Feng looked at Zhang Chulan's profile picture, and the more he looked at it, the more disgusting he looked, do you want to line up with me too?

Even Naruto who was opposite him felt a gust of cold wind blowing, and couldn't help shaking his body.

Bai Feng: "Walking a bird under the moon jpg."

Zhang Chulan: "Despicable outsider."

Bai Feng: "Hey, I seem to have a few unused weapons here, and I don't know if anyone wants them (sparkling weapons jpg

Zhang Chulan: "Dad, I was wrong. I'll go to your room tonight. Don't worry, it's definitely hot."

Nima, this guy kneels too fast, and, what the **** is this terrible line, everyone has black lines on their faces, secretly saying shameless.

Baifeng was also speechless for a while, I don't understand what is hot or cold, I am just a child, what did I do wrong.

Group reminder: Group member Baifeng sent a group red envelope × 10, everyone come and grab it.

Group reminder: Li Xiaoxi snatched an Infinity Blade, Whitebeard snatched a Thorn Vest, Stark snatched a bottle of Little Red Bottle... Zhang Chulan snatched a pair of straw sandals.

This time the red envelopes have been robbed, and Li Xiaoxi is the king of luck.

These things, there are dozens of duplicates in Baifeng's sign-in system, and they are basically obtained by sign-in. According to the system, they are wholesale production.

Group reminder: Whitebeard sent a group red envelope.

Group reminder: Lanran sent a group red packet.

Group reminder: Yakumo Zi sent a group red envelope.

...

Dude, is this stimulated? Looking at the red envelopes one after another, Bai Feng sighed that the folk customs of this chat group are really good.

Bai Feng opened the red envelopes one by one with the intention of not wanting nothing.

Congratulations on grabbing a Devil Fruit, congratulations on grabbing a Qianda, congratulations on grabbing a diamond...

Well, Whitebeard is still very aggressive, Aizen is not bad, Stark is not bad, Bai Feng nodded in satisfaction, and then.

Congratulations on grabbing a poke.

"Huh? Whose red envelope is this?"

Bai Feng picked it up and looked, good guy, it's still Master Kong's Braised Beef Noodles.

Take a look at the chat group.

Spider: "A sea king that has been roasted, thanks to Uncle Whitebeard, woo woo woo, I can finally eat normal meat."

After finishing speaking, she also posted a picture. In the picture, a spider was crying while hugging a huge Neptune. It was tears of emotion.

Stark: "Thank you for a bottle of Master Kong's iced black tea from Brother Zhang Chulan, good guy, you just robbed me of a diamond."

Bai Feng is speechless, tell Zhang Chulan, how much advertising fee Master Kong gave you.

Bah, friends of the scrap group, casually handed Master Kang's braised beef noodles to Naruto next to him, and then secretly swore in his heart that he would not **** any red envelopes from Zhang Chulan in the future.

Group reminder: Zhang Chulan sent a group red envelope.

Bai Feng was furious, I just swore that you would give out red envelopes, and you used this to test the cadres? Which cadre can't stand such a test.

Group reminder: Group member Bai Feng received a group red envelope.

Don't get me wrong, I just want to challenge my weakness, nothing else.

Chapter 5 The Despicable Outsider

Looking at the Wang Laoji in his hand, Bai Feng fell into deep thought, so why should I order this red envelope.

On the other side, Limulu looked at the USB flash drive in his hand, and was also lost in thought, so he said, what is it.

What the **** is the 256G seed you wrote on it? If I don’t have the tools, believe it or not, I’ll just read it for you all night.

Lan Ya under him looked at the object that suddenly appeared in the hands of Limulu on his back, a little surprised.

Is this the method of Lord Rimuru, the creation of the void is so terrifying.

At this time, Limuru was thinking about how to watch it, bah, how to deal with this USB flash drive, after much deliberation, it seems that there is no way, let’s put it first, and ask Stark to send a computer later.

As for why not ask Stark to help post it now, looking at the group reminder that just grabbed the red envelope, Limulu said that he still doesn't want to die.

It's just that the more he doesn't want to come, the more he will come.

Bai Feng: "Oh, 256g seeds, does our monster princess want a computer, oh no, it seems that you can't use it either. After all, you are not only a nonsense, you also don't have a hand."

Limulu: "I'm not, I don't, don't talk nonsense, despicable outsider."

Limulu wants to shut Bai Feng's mouth right now, it's so annoying to be on a horse, what's wrong with me without hands, when I have hands, I don't have the slow motion of left and right hands.

Zhang Chulan: "I understand this. After all, our Lord Limuru will soon become a beautiful monster princess, and he no longer needs to use it."

Rimuru: "Go away."

Limuru is very sad. In such a huge chat group, there is no room for me, a small slime. This broken group doesn't matter if you don't wait.

Bai Feng: "Philosophy? It's over, it's over, I'm not pure, and I understand it in seconds. It must be Zhang Chulan who deceived me."

Zhang Chulan: "???"

Bai Feng: "Oh, there are still a lot of weapons that have no place to put them."

Zhang Chulan: "Bai Feng Da, I'm actually your fan. When I watched Naruto, I lost my mind. Your words do what you say. This is my ninja, which broke my blood."

Bai Feng: "The one stepping on the horse is Naruto's line, you fake fan, get out of here."

Zhang Chulan: "Oda knows the Hokage asshole, I think this sentence is more passionate for you."

Baifeng: "I also think that Oda doesn't understand Hokage, but he draws pirates, so Hokage has nothing to do with him."

Zhang Chulan: "Farewell."

Seeing the group quiet down instantly, Bai Feng curled his lips, a group of scum, none of them could survive.

After closing the chat group interface, seeing Naruto fighting with barbecue, Baifeng smiled, this kind of life is not bad.

After eating the barbecue, Bai Feng sent Naruto back: "Naruto, see you tomorrow."

"Brother Baifeng, see you tomorrow."

Naruto patted his chubby belly, and returned home with a hop.

Bai Feng watched Naruto go back, and he also returned home to rest.

The night passed quickly, and the next day just after dawn, there was a knock on the door of Baifeng's room.

But before Bai Feng could open the door, the man walked in directly, staring at Bai Feng with those dead fish eyes.

Bai Feng looked at Kakashi who came in suddenly, and quickly covered the quilt tightly.

"Fuck, Kakashi, I didn't expect you to be such a person."

Kakashi ignored Bai Feng's verbal harassment, and after getting along for so long, he was already immune.

"Hakukaze, the third-generation master told us all to gather in the Hokage Building and get up quickly."

"It's okay to get up, but can you go out for a while?"

"Are you still shy?" Kakashi was immediately surprised, looking at Baifeng as if he had discovered a new world.

"No, I'm just afraid that you will feel inferior."

"hehe."

Kakashi scoffed at that.

After a while, Kakashi, who was severely hit in his heart and body, came out listlessly, still muttering incessantly: "28, 28, 28."

After a while, Baifeng came out with a refreshed face and patted Kakashi on the shoulder.

"Kakashi, don't forget what you said."

Just now, he was curious about what was in Baifeng's quilt, and then made a bet, and it turned out.

Alas, sad things don't matter.

And just like that, a combination of sluggish and refreshed was born.

However, although their spirits were sluggish, the speed of the two of them was not slow. After a while, the two of them had already arrived at the Hokage Building.

When they came here, they found a group of jounin standing there. Seeing this, the two of them spent a lot of effort and finally got in.

"Phew, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, I finally came in."

Bai Feng sighed, and Kakashi next to him had black lines on his face, what kind of bad lines are you talking about.

Who knew that there were whispers from the other side at this time.