Naruto Has Been Signed In For Three Years, and the Chat Group Only Came

Stark signed a letter on the chest of a beautiful big sister in a very fancy way, and then flew back: "What are you envious of him for, don't you think I'm not chic now."

"Sigh." Zhang Chulan sighed and looked at Stark: "Do you know why I'm still single now?"

Limulu heard the conversation between the two, and smiled dismissively: "Isn't it because no one wants it?"

"What the **** are you?"

Zhang Chulan almost couldn't hold back: "You know what a fart, I have always believed in a principle when looking for a girlfriend."

"What rule?"

"If you have a partner, you can't ask for it, because I'm not that kind of wicked person."

"Then there is another kind."

"Oh, I don't want anyone who doesn't have a partner, because why should I want what others don't want? I can't wrong myself."

"???"

Limulu rolled his eyes, the last time he was so speechless was the last time.

What the **** are you doing here, I need you to teach me to be single?

Stark was also a little speechless: "Virgin Zhang, your name is really suitable for you. I feel that the person who named you must be very foresight."

Several people bickered for a while, leaving Saitama secretly sad for his hair.

The joys and sorrows of people are not the same, and now Qiyu even feels that the people next to him are a little noisy.

ps: Chapter 1, Happy New Year everyone, the New Year update may be later, but it will not be less.

Chapter 79 The Heinous Chat Group Member

Doraemon looked at the group prompts, and was a little envious: "Oh, someone has already given out four-star red envelopes."

Ainz who was on the side patted him upon hearing the words: "It's okay, it's okay, usually the Emperor of Europe is playing games with his life, just like me, I played like this before I died."

Doraemon looked at Ainz up and down, and finally nodded: "Then I'd better not get Nian Beast. In fact, Dorayaki is not that delicious."

Ainz: "???"

I seem to have succeeded in consoling, but I feel that something is wrong.

At this moment, another reminder came from the chat group.

Congratulations to Dagu for opening the one-star red envelope and getting rewarded with god-level aircraft piloting skills.

Dagu looked at the knowledge in his mind speechlessly. With this technology, your ability to pilot an airplane will be improved unparalleled. From then on, bid farewell to the crash and become a man again.

Grandma Li, do I need this thing? How can I transform without crashing? What can I use to fight monsters.

If I open a red envelope, you still have to pay me back. Aren't you bullying me, an honest person?

"Kulala, Dagu, this thing is very suitable for you. I just remember that you also need to fly a fighter jet to fight."

The white beard beside him laughed, and Dagu's hair was black.

You can fight with a fighter jet, but isn't Gundam good? Can your fighter jet become Gundam?

Looking at Dagu's increasingly dangerous eyes, White Beard put away his smile from the bottom of his heart, and said indignantly: "What's the matter with this **** chat group, how can you give us something like Dagu."

I can't hide the eyes of a person who wants to knife alone, so I, White Beard, bear the humiliation and bear the burden, and let's get through this wave first.

Keqing stared blankly at the two of them, wondering why Dagu, who had received the reward, had a sad expression on his face, um, he hasn't completed Ultraman Tiga yet.

Tanjiro on the side only felt that the white-bearded uncle was so strange at this time, so strange that he was just like the man named Zhang Chulan.

It's over, it's over, even people like the white beard uncle will be infected, will I become like this in the future, Tanjiro looks worried.

Is the membrane between normal people and abnormal people so fragile that it can be broken with a light poke.

If Bai Feng knew what this simple child was thinking now, he would definitely add that not only would it break, but he would also bleed profusely, the kind that would directly stain your whole body.

Cough cough, it's absurd, is our protagonist that kind of person, he is not, on the contrary, he is a very upright person, let's say now.

"Hahahaha, hahahaha... I really want to see Dagu's expression now."

Uh, there is an old saying that weeping with joy means that one will cry when one is extremely happy, so Bai Feng's laughter now expresses extreme sadness.

Laughing with grief, is it reasonable? This is very reasonable.

Li Xiaoxi sneered at the side: "Your reward is similar to that of Dagu, what's so funny."

Immediately, Bai Feng became unhappy, and he decided to communicate with this fellow in a simple way.

But Li Xiaoxi has been unmoved by the side, acting as if I don't feel it if you use all kinds of methods and waste all kinds of words.

Seeing that he was sweating profusely, Li Xiaoxi still didn't respond at all, Bai Feng was a little frustrated, could it be that I'm so weak and unable to respond at all.

No, it's not my fault, it's the world that's at fault. Thinking of this, Bai Feng snorted coldly: "Dead wood can't be carved, I'm too lazy to talk to you."

"No, no, no, contempt."

Bai Feng was furious: "You..."

The two immediately wrestled together, and the scene was quite intense.

The spider stomped anxiously and shouted, "Stop it, stop it quickly, don't hit me anymore..."

Finally, after ten minutes of hand-to-hand combat, the two finally stopped fighting and shook hands breathlessly to make peace.

"I, Li Xiaoxi, approve of you."

"Yes, in terms of hand-to-hand combat, I, Bai Feng, would like to call you the strongest."

Yakumo Zi interrupted the two of them speechlessly: "You guys put on a cross talk show here."

"Isn't this boring?"

Bai Feng laughed: "Besides, it's all because of Zhang Chulan and Li Mulu who infected me with their hair. I used to be a serious person."

Li Xiaoxi rolled her eyes: "I believe you are a ghost, since you came in, the picture style of the whole chat group has been crooked, okay?"

Damn it, Bai Feng now finds this Li's face more and more disgusting.

Sooner or later, I will ride on your body and talk loudly, you bastard.

The two were plotting against each other in their hearts, and the number one team on the surface had now existed in name only.

Falling leaves know autumn, even the group leader and members are so despicable and shameless in their hearts, let alone other members in the group.

On the surface it is the chat group of the heavens, but in fact, it is a villain chat group that gathers dirty minds from all the worlds.

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"Ah cut~"

Aizen rubbed her nose and said to herself, "I always feel like someone is implicating me."

Ainz shouted loudly from the side: "Aizen, stop wearing hairspray, and put on your glasses."

Lanran looked at the half-applied hairspray in his hand, hesitated for a while, and finally decided to give up his beloved hair industry.

After all, I am also a member of the protagonist group now, and I can no longer do that kind of villain thing.

What if one day that guy from Yihu stabs me, as the only villain in the chat group who has successfully transformed, well, although he is the only villain.

Aizen finally decided to keep his hand, and if he likes something, he can come back later.

Quietly wiped off the hairspray, Aizen smiled: "Here we come, where shall we go next?"

Doraemon looked at the little dorayaki left in his pocket: "Why don't we find two Nian beasts to fight."

Ainz shrugged: "Although I really don't want to say it, I'm sorry to tell you that our group is a non-chieftain group."

That's right, other groups have met at least four Nian Beasts, and the three of them have only met one Nian Beast so far.

"Ah, it's so miserable."

"Ah, it is true, but there is no way, who told the only villain to be here outside."

Aizen was speechless: "I suspect that you are implicating me."

PS: Chapter 2

Chapter 80 The Last Nian Beast

A day later, Ainz was speechless. It's been four days. Do you know how I spent these four days?

In addition to looking for Nian Beasts every day, I still look for Nian Beasts, but after such a long time, there are no hairs. Alas, you must know that this is the last day of this mission.

Judging from the last time he was so wrong, it was the last time.

"Sigh." Ainz sighed, "Eat a human being, bah, I'm not human, I'm sorry."

"Ah, I'm not human either."

"What a coincidence, me too."

A robot cat, a skeleton, and a soul stood there staring wide-eyed. At this moment, they seemed to understand why they were so wrong.

Because throwing a stone at the three of them will never hit a person.

Shouldn't people be discriminated against? Ainz objected, Yakumo Zi is not human, Rimuru is not human, and Spider is not human either.

Bah, Diao Mao chat group.

When a few people were arranging the chat group, suddenly, the space above them began to tremble, and the sound of clicking and clicking kept coming out.

Noticing this change, Ainz was overjoyed: "Could it be that our voices have been heard by the chat group?"

The chat group is so cute, I won't talk about him next time, and judging by his posture, this year's Nian Beast should be pretty good.

"If you don't open for three years, you will eat for three years after opening."

Aizen was also very happy, and was going to pull out his mirror flower and water moon to kill Nian Beast the moment Nian Beast came out.

Just as they were sharpening their knives and rushing towards Nian Beast, Nian Beast appeared in the next second.

"Wow, the Nian Beast has appeared, but we don't seem to be opponents."

Doraemon looked at the Nian Beast that filled his entire field of vision, a little confused.

Lan Ran lightly put the knife back on his waist: "It's just a Nian beast, nothing to worry about."

Hearing this, Ainz couldn't help giving a thumbs up: "Listen to this, he is indeed the only boss in the group who has successfully transformed. He really has a strong character and is worth learning."

In the next second, Aizen made a Shunpo and ran towards Nian Beast in the opposite direction.

"The wind is blowing hard, shake people quickly."

What the hell, Ainz was speechless, it's a pity I was bragging about you last second.

The three of them ran all the way, shaking people in the chat group.

Ainz: Call everyone, call everyone, a Nian beast appeared in the area of ​​the fourth team.

Zhang Chulan: Then you can solve it, why call us, show off? hateful.

Zhang Chulan just opened a one-star red envelope, the key is that the items opened can only be used after being inflated.

He was speechless on the spot. I wanted to end my virginity, but this is not the end. This matter has already nailed him to the rack of shame, and I can't pull it off.

Now he just wants to play Nian Beast again and open a red envelope to prove that he is not that kind of person.

It's just that after looking for him for a long time, he didn't even see a single hair of the Nian beast. Naturally, he condemned this behavior of sending a message after finding the Nian beast.

Doraemon: Nian Beast is too big, too big for Ainz, so I can only ask for help.

Bai Feng: Dingdang, the words you use are very chat groups.

Doraemon: Hey, everyone taught me well, I just learned a little.

Seeing the shy look on the face of the doraemon next to him, Ainz was a little speechless, you are so shy.

Also, what does it mean that the Nian beast is too big, I can't tolerate it, so there will be ten more Nian beasts like this, uh, if it can't be accommodated, it can't be accommodated, a man can bend and stretch, and so can I, a skeleton.

Looking at the huge Nian Beast behind him, Ainz just wanted to shout, don't come here.

Ainz: Stop chatting. Are you here? You're going to die.

Rimuru: Don't worry, we're not here yet.

Dagu: It's okay, relax, you just need to think about it, you are actually a skeleton, you can't die at all, then you'll be fine.