Naruto Has Been Signed In For Three Years, and the Chat Group Only Came

Then, within a minute, he fell asleep, well, the bed was soft and the quilt was warm, his heart was lit up again.

In the dark night, he slept soundly, but suddenly, the sweet sleep turned into a nightmare.

A group of big philosophers were chasing him in a dream, whipping him with a small leather whip, and finally left a few words: "Diao Mao, get up and type, it's dawn."

Cold sweat broke out on Bai Feng's forehead, and he woke up suddenly. Looking at the fish-belly white floating outside the window, he couldn't help but feel rippling in his heart.

I have this kind of strength and still have such a nightmare, is this hinting at me?

I heard that experts will have an early sense when facing danger. Could it be that this indicates that I will suffer great terror?

Bai Feng's eyes were serious, and he imagined all kinds of possibilities in his mind.

Finally, after thinking about it for a long time, he discovered an important thing, and he was purely in pain.

If you have this time, why don't you think about the little long-legged lady, such as Mizukage Terumimei who likes to spray something.

For example, the long-legged sister R who was penetrated by him yesterday, Bai Feng thought for a while, and finally suppressed the previous thoughts.

Facts have proved that men are all LSPs, there is nothing that a beautiful young lady can't solve, if there are, then come a few more.

At this moment, Xiao Poqun's voice rang out, hearing Xiao Poqun's happy voice, thinking that it won the fight with other beings this time.

Ding, welcome the worst elves to join the chat group of the heavens, and welcome the great philosopher who the protagonist can't say or beat to join the chat group.

Huh? Xiao Poqun had a great time this time, and actually pulled two people in at once.

The worst elf, well, there are too many worlds with elves, but the one with the title of the worst elf should be that one.

The protagonist is a great philosopher who can't be said or beaten. This name is very thought-provoking. Anyway, Bai Feng has already thought of who it is, but he doesn't know if it is accurate.

Click on the chat group, and sure enough, the group is bustling with newcomers.

Zhang Chulan: Welcome newcomers, men's and women's clothing, and women's hot photos.

Limulu: Welcome newcomers, don't worry newcomers, we are not good people... bah, bad people, there is no good... bad intentions.

Bai Feng: Stuttering, twitchy, not a man at all, really embarrassing to our chat group.

Dako: But Rimuru itself has no gender, what a man.

Bai Feng: ...

Baifeng: Welcome newcomers to the largest same-sex dating group in the heavens and myriad worlds.

Bai Feng changed the topic extremely bluntly. He never dreamed that one day he would be stabbed in the back by the respected and beloved Venerable Tiga.

Ke Qing: Newcomers are welcome. Also, I disagree with you. Who is the same **** as you?

On the streets of Liyue, Keqing was in full swing. If it wasn't for the distant world, she would definitely be holding her own big sword to give Baifeng a piece of miscellaneous knife skills.

Spider: Actually, I'm a spider, I'm not a human.

Well, the spider is happily eating delicious food at this time, and she is in a good mood, because she has successfully evolved into a girl spider.

Yakumo Zi: I strongly urge the group leader to silence this black sheep. By the way, the small group leader, why didn't he come out for so long.

Yakumo Zi was a little puzzled, obviously every time a newcomer came to the small group leader, he was the first to rush to the front.

Ainz: Are skeletons considered the same sex?

Doraemon: Same question, do Doraemons also count?

When Bai Feng saw it, he suddenly realized that there were so many cows and horses in the chat group.

Souls, skeletons, Doraemons, slimes, spider spirits, monsters, good guys, one-third of the members are not human.

Now Bai Feng seriously suspects that Xiao Poqun has some special hobbies, such as human ghosts, human demons and other indescribable things.

Just as Bai Feng wanted to reprimand this little Poqun, he suddenly realized that he still had important things to do, so he prepared to bear the humiliation and make a fuss with Little Poqun for a while.

Bai Feng rubbed his excited little hands: "Xiao Poqun, let's have a discussion. Let's see if I can be the group leader. Under my wise leadership, the chat group will definitely flourish and prosper."

The chat group is speechless, have you forgotten that when you communicate with me, it is a spiritual communication? Do you think I didn't hear what you just said.

Bai Feng waited and waited but did not get a response from Xiao Poqun, he was a little puzzled, it shouldn't be, when did Xiao Poqun become so cold, could it be that he went to fight and broke his brain.

Logically speaking, what kind of group attracts what kind of people, Baifeng is very clear about who is in this group, and what kind of chat group is also very clear.

After waiting for a while, he didn't get a response, and he turned his attention back to the chat group.

I don't care about the leader of the group, I have never been a person who is not greedy for power.

For example, although he asked Xiaopoqun for the position of group leader just now, it was just a test of Xiaopoqun's will.

If Xiao Poqun gave him the position of leader of the group because he is brave, handsome, and mighty... (10,000 words are omitted here), then he would still look down on Xiao Poqun.

Looking at it now, Xiaopoqun is not that kind of group, and it proves that he has read it right. Thinking of this, Bai Feng couldn't help but praise: Xiaopoqun is not bad.

At this time, the group leader Li Xiaoxi also appeared. It turned out that she hadn't appeared for a long time because she had been trying to upload a memory copy of the newcomer.

As long as it basically matches, the chat group will be automatically completed and posted.

Group reminder: The group leader Li Xiaoxi uploaded memory copies of "Date A Live" and "Super Beast Armed Forces".

Li Xiaoxi: Welcome newcomers. I just uploaded something about what has happened to you or what will happen in the future. You can take a look. By the way, the chat group has the function of changing your name. You can change your nickname.

Pluto: Who are you guys?

In a universe full of dead silence, a coffin is floating with the space, and there is a figure in black armor lying inside.

This is Pluto, the ruler of the fifth parallel universe in the world of super beasts, known as the great philosopher, and a strong man full of great wisdom.

ps: In the first chapter, I’m going to work, and I’m going to have to fish for codewords starting today, and it will be very slow.

Chapter 114 Tokisaki Kurumi and Pluto

Why is he said to be a great philosopher? Because he talks a lot. In other worlds, the protagonist is the boss who escapes by mouth, but Pluto is the other way around. He wants to escape the protagonist by mouth.

Just like his nickname when he joined the group, he is an existence that the protagonist can't beat or say.

Well, it is a very popular character in the original book.

Tokisaki Kurumi: What is this? It looks very interesting. Is it a new gadget developed by humans to deal with me?

At this time, it was exactly as I thought, the elf from Date A Live, Tokisaki Kurumi known as the Buddha of Salvation.

Like Pluto, he is also a very popular character. Good guy, he is indeed a character brought back by Xiao Poqun himself from a fight, and he is very distinctive.

Speaking of which, Tokisaki Kurumi should be regarded as a tragic figure. He was deceived by Takamiya Mio, killed other elves, and even his own friends, and almost became black in the process.

After recovering later, I made up my mind to change what happened before.

It's just that I don't know which period Kuang San came in now, whether he has met Wuhe Shidao, or before he met Wuhe Shidao.

Thinking of Wuhe Shidao, Bai Feng couldn't help gnashing his teeth, this is another guy who makes people envy and hate.

To actually save the world by opening a harem, good guy, I also want to have such an ability.

But judging from the speeches of the two, it seems that neither of them has read the memory copy.

As the first brother in the chat group, the most handsome man in the group, and the cute new assistant, Bai Feng is of course obliged to help the two of them.

Bai Feng: The two of you can take a look at the copy of your own memory, and you will know what's going on.

Li Xiaoxi: Yes, yes, and we are a chat group connecting different worlds, and everyone in it comes from different worlds.

In the dating world, Tokisaki Kurumi squinted his eyes and looked at the floating barrage in front of him, feeling a little suspicious.

She stood there and said to herself: "Watching the memory copy, is it the condition to trigger the trap? Interesting."

It's no wonder she thinks this way, after all, she has been deceived too much.

However, out of confidence in her strength, she still clicked in.

In the memory copy, she saw the scene when she became an elf and killed her friend, which was something she had already experienced, so she was not surprised.

But what she saw later moved her. She came to the real world and approached Wuhe Shidao, wanting to obtain his ability to seal spirits.

Fighting, being seriously injured by Kotori, being rescued, being influenced, leaving...

Everything is so real, not like an illusion.

Most importantly, she had a hunch that these were all true, because she had obtained information about Wuhe Shidao not long ago and wanted to get close to him.

Standing on the street, she pondered for a long time, and finally smiled, it seemed that she had got a great opportunity.

Perhaps, this time, I can easily realize my dream and travel through the past to destroy the original elves.

...

In the Xingyue world, Bai Feng looked at the two newcomers who hadn't moved for a long time, and already guessed that they should be looking at the memory copy.

Don't be in a hurry, and slowly brag and fart with other group members.

Zhang Chulan: I have watched all the plots of the newcomers, good guys, they are all bosses.

One is an elf who controls time, traveling through time at will, and the other is even more outrageous, directly the controller of a parallel universe.

A cute and beautiful girl, a mature old man.

Looking at the sixth-level strength symbol on the suffix of Pluto's name, Zhang Chulan thought that finally there would be someone to suppress Baifeng.

Who knew Bai Feng's strength mark, it was at the seventh rank, good guy, you must be playing it.

Now the members are basically wandering in the fourth and fifth steps, because the higher the level, the more difficult it is.

And this guy has only been in the group for a long time, and his strength has already reached the seventh level from the fifth level. The speed of this **** is outrageous, just like riding a rocket.

You must know that he is also a hacker player, and he has only been promoted to the fourth level until now. Even so, he has already spent a lot of effort.

Zhang Chulan sighed for a while, it seemed that her dream of finding new thighs was shattered.

As for why he was in such a hurry to find a thigh, um, there was no way, he was a bit arrogant during this time, and he had basically offended the group members all over.

After thinking for a while, I looked at the chat group again, and the newcomer had already started speaking.

Pluto: So it turns out that all the parallel universes add up to just one world, and there are so many worlds beyond this world.

Pluto: When I reached a high place, I found that I was always alone. No one talked to me. The lonely severe winter made me tremble. What did I want to do in the high place? Now, I finally know the reason, it is because of the world There are worlds beyond.

Looking at this scene, Bai Feng was stunned for a while, good guy, he is indeed the talkative king of the super beast world, he can be so tall after chatting for a day.

Do you want to learn it when you chat in the future, otherwise you can't compare it in style.

After all, he is also a cold, serious, and handsome guy.

Well, it's decided, I will learn the art of speaking when I have free time in the future.

Tokisaki Kurumi: I'm really sorry just now, I was a little impatient.

In the dating world, Kuang San smiled at his speech. Although others may not care about it, he did make a mistake and misunderstood them.

Bai Feng: It's okay, it's okay, don't be restrained when you come here, just treat this as your own home, and group friends can also exist as family members, um, except Limulu and Zhang Chulan.

Zhang Chulan:? ? ?

Limulu:? ? ?

The two were speechless for a while, good guy, can you do whatever you want if you are strong? You bastard, sooner or later one day I will crush you hard and let you know how it feels to be ridden by someone.

Tokisaki Kurumi: Ah, it seems that everyone's relationship is really good.

Bai Feng is speechless, who wants to have a good relationship with these two Mao Maos, and wants to ride him every day.

Zhang Chulan and Li Mulu were also speechless. Who would like to have a good relationship with the sand sculpture Baifeng?

Several people disliked each other for a while, accusing each other of their dirty ideas.

Yakumo Zi: Stop arguing, stop arguing. (funny jpg)

Bai Feng saw that something was wrong, Zhang Chulan and Li Mulu had joined forces, and he was no match if this continued.

It seems that it is time for them to see their true strength.

Bai Feng's expression froze, he rushed directly to Shirou's house, and pulled hard: "Shirou, I need your help."

Shirou watched Baifeng break into the door speechlessly. He had seen the whole chat process just now, and now he just wanted to say: "Don't come here!"

But after a minute of humiliation and torture, he still succumbed to Bai Feng's despotic power.

There is no way, Bai Feng is too big, he can't bear it.

ps: Chapter 2, it’s scary to go to work, I miss the holiday days