Naruto: Konoha’s Kanpu

After the transaction was negotiated, and the time for the transaction was confirmed, Kanpū was ready to leave, but Orochimaru suddenly reached out to stop him.

“Wait a minute!”

Orochimaru’s pale face showed a strange smile, “Kanpū-kun, as Anbu, you actually trade with the surveillance target during the mission. If I let Hiruzen-sensei know, how do you plan to deal with it?”

“If Hokage-sama knows about this, then our transaction will be void.” Kanpū is betting that Orochimaru has huge desire for winning the Body Revival Technique, and there will be no problem at all!

Kanpū flickered and disappeared.

Orochimaru is still sitting there on his knees, with a meaningful smile on his lips.

At around 8 o’clock in the evening, Peppa arrived at the mansion, and changed shift with Kanpū, and exchanged the insects.

Kanpū then returned to wild team’s locker room on the third floor of Hokage Tower, put down the insect’s child’s wooden box, and changed back to his clothes to go home. On the way, Kanpū went to a Ninja Tool’s shop and bought a scroll.

It’s almost nine o’clock when he got home. Hoshino and Keiko have already fallen asleep, and Hayate was still taking a bath in the bathroom.

Kanpū walked to the sofa and sat down and then spread out the blank scroll.

The transaction time is three days later, so Kanpū will need to write a simplified version of the Body Revival Technique within three days. According to Kanpū’s vision, in this Body Revival Technique, among ten sentences, there will be nine true and one false, so Orochimaru would be unable to distinguish the truth from the false.

Kanpū sighed, then created a shadow clone, ordered the shadow clone to monitor the surroundings, and then found a pen to write the ‘Body Revival Technique’.

It’s just that when the pen’s tip falls on the scroll, Kanpū’s mind is completely blank!

Kanpū has read Shinnō’s scroll many times, but three years have passed since then, and he had forgotten completely about the content. Right now, there is only the Body Revival Technique’s training experience in his mind, ‘But, can this thing be written?’

‘Of course it can!’

Kanpū immediately splashed a few hundred words, and then his pen started dancing, ‘Aahh, it’s too comfortable to write, and these hundreds of words are all true!’

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‘No, I have to change it!’

‘But if I change it directly on the scroll, Orochimaru will know that there is a problem at first glance.’

Kanpū pondered about it, ‘Just leave it at that, the previous content can be considered a welfare for him. I will change the later ones!’

Then, Kanpū slowed down, and wrote every word carefully, but counterfeiting also requires technical content, and even if he write the wrong things, but when it is connected with the context, it is suddenly like mixing a gray stone in the white jade pile to dope someone. With Orochimaru’s shrewdness, he would be able to see it at a glance.

‘Sure enough, I have to make a draft first.’

‘Once I have a draft, I can revise and polish it up to make it look real!’

‘It’s not good to write nonsense like this!’

Kanpū turned his head to look around and saw Hayate’s schoolbag. He immediately grabbed it and opened it, hoping to get some homework books from it as scratch paper.

As a result, after rumaging through it for a while, he accidentally found a familiar yet unfamiliar navy blue scroll.

‘This is… Body Revival Technique?!’

‘Why is it in Hayate’s schoolbag?’

‘Wait!’

Kanpū suddenly remembered the medical books Hayate had been reading in recent years. ‘Could it be that his real purpose is to train the Body Revival Technique?’

“Big brother…”

After Hayate came out of the shower, he saw his big brother dig out the scroll in his schoolbag. His heart immediately started pounding wildly, and he rushed over in a hurry, “Big brother, that, that, I, I picked it up from the backyard…”

Kanpū was silent and only after a while that he asked, “You have already started training it?”

This Forbidden Technique is very hard to train, and a small mistake will damage the body cells. Even after Kanpū successfully collected it, he still used a lot of time before gradually mastering it. If Hayate is training it, Kanpū can imagine how much setback he will encounter!

Hayate shook his head and said: “Big brother, I haven’t train it yet.”

Kanpū breathed a sigh of relief, but after looking at Hayate and the scroll, he was a little awkward for a while.

‘Should I let him train it, or not let him train it?’

‘If Hayate hasn’t read the scroll’s content, then everything would be easy, but he has already read it, so if I don’t let him train like this, it would be too cruel, right?’

‘Hayate still has a bloody feud. According to the original work, Hayate, he… Pakura, she…well… both of them seem to be dead.’

Kanpū looked embarrassed upon thinking of this.

“Big brother, that… I have already memorized it.” Hayate pointed at the scroll and said.

As soon as he got the scroll, Hayate was worried about being discovered by Kanpū, so he kept reciting it intermittently. After a few years, he had successfully memorized the Body Revival Technique.

“What?” Kanpū was startled.

“The Forbidden Technique’s content, I have memorized it.” Hayate said while biting his lower lip.

Kanpū understood that his little brother is ‘threatening’ him: Even if you take the scroll away, you can’t stop me!

‘In that case…’

Kanpū waved his hand and said: “The scroll is now confiscated.”

“Huh?” Hayate was taken aback. Although he is already prepared for this, he was still taken aback when he heard his big brother is really doing that!

“It’s nine o’clock, and you haven’t gone to bed yet.” Kanpū squinted at him.

“Big brother, didn’t you also still not…” Hayate looked at Kanpū aggrievedly.

“We are not the same!” Kanpū said with stern righteousness, “I still have to write… Cough cough, I still have Anbu’s work to do, just go to bed quickly, don’t disturb me.”

‘Big brother is getting more and more cunning!’

Hayate looked at Kanpū for a while, and finally responded with a sullen voice: “I understand.”

Kanpū looked at Hayate’s back, sighed silently, and said: “If you encounter any problems, remember to find me.”

Hayate was shocked, and he smiled instantly: “I understand!!”

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After Hayate fell asleep, only Kanpū was left in the living room.

The shadow clone is still on guard outside, so Kanpū can rest assured of faking the scroll.

Opening the Body Revival Technique’s scroll, Kanpū looked at the familiar words on it, and then he… went out and bought another scroll, and then started writing it.

If the experience written by Kanpū is a refined version, and the difficulty of falsification is extremely high, then the original version is the wordy version, which is very convenient for Kanpū to mix ‘gray stones’ in it!

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In the next few days, Kanpū faked the scroll when he was at home, and when he went to monitor Orochimaru, he asked the shadow clone to follow the two old men, Inoue and Matsushita, with the scroll, to ensure its safety, so three days passed in a flash.

At six o’clock in the evening on the fourth day.

Orochimaru prepared two set of dinners again.

This time, Kanpū didn’t need Orochimaru’s reminder, and immediately flashed across to him.

“Kanpū-kun, please eat.”

Orochimaru said.

Kanpū knelt down at the table, but did not touch the boiled eggs and apple porridge on the table.

Orochimaru first ate four boiled eggs, drank half a bowl of apple porridge, and then wiped his hands and mouth with a white handkerchief.

“It seems that Kanpū-kun doesn’t like eating apples and eggs.”

Orochimaru said regretfully, “Then, let’s start trading.”

After saying that, Orochimaru got up and took out a huge sealing scroll from the back room.

This scroll is about the length of an arm and as thick as a thigh!

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“Kanpū-kun, there are 800 Five Attributes Ninjutsu, five Fūinjutsu, one Summoning Technique, one S-Rank Konoha-Style Kenjutsu, and my self-created Secret Technique!”

“Where’s the Sword of Kusanagi?” Kanpū remain unmoved.

Orochimaru sneered and opened his mouth directly. A green snake struggled to get out of his mouth, opened its mouth and spat out a long wooden box!

There is snake mucus on the wooden box, which looks extremely hideous and disgusting.

Orochimaru placed the wooden box next to the huge scroll and looked at Kanpū quietly.

Kanpū immediately took out a… very ordinary scroll, something that can be seen on the market.

“This is the Body Revival Technique that I spent three days silently writing it down.”

Kanpū said earnestly, “Because the time is a little tight, mistakes are inevitable, Orochimaru-sama…”

Orochimaru narrowed his eyes, ‘This little bastard is talking too much nonsense!’

He can’t wait to stick out his tongue, which stretches out longer and longer, and it finally directly wrapped around the scroll in Kanpū’s hand, it then pulls the scroll directly towards him, and he swallowed it directly.

Kanpū stopped talking, picked up the long wooden box and the thigh-thick scroll, and instantly disappeared with a flicker!