Naruto: Konoha’s Kanpu

Kanpū didn’t go to the front door when he got home. He was worried that the noise would be too loud and wake up his family. He walked around to the backyard, jumped over the wall, and entered the living room.

After taking a comfortable bath, Kanpū once again went to see the purple-black nebula in his mind.

‘Huh?’

‘The small river channel disappeared?’

‘The battle is finally over?!’

Kanpū finally breathed a sigh of relief, but immediately felt something was wrong.

‘Since the battle is over, why hasn’t I received Tenkū’s memory?’

‘Could it be that Tenkū defeated Sasori?’

Kanpū pondered for a while, then formed a hand seal to create a shadow clone and said: “If you lose, you will suck once, and if you win, you will suck twice!”

After saying that, Kanpū blasted the shadow clone in front of him with a punch.

After the shadow clone dissipated, his memory instantly flooded into Kanpū and Tenkū’s mind, who was far away in the Land of Birds.

When Tenkū received the memory, his face became very stinky, ‘He even let the invincible me suck that, stinky shameless!’

Then he opened his mouth and took a breath, then took another breath after a pause.

At the same time.

Correspondingly, two small rivers appeared in a row inside the purple-black nebula in Kanpū’s mind.

‘Tenkū really won?’

‘Then why didn’t he disband himself?’

Kanpū thought for a while, then separated another shadow clone, and said: “Suck once if Sasori died, suck twice if he’s not.”

“Hey hey hey…”

The shadow clone opened his mouth to say something, but he was roughly interrupted by Kanpū with his fist.

After a while, Kanpū saw two small river channels appearing in the purple-black nebula again.

‘So Tenkū defeated Sasori, but he ran away…’

When he knew this, Kanpū is in a good mood, ‘What genius puppet master? What Sasori of the Red Sand? He can’t even beat a shadow clone, and he is not ashamed to call himself genius, shameless!’

Kanpū fiercely despised Sasori for a while, and then created another shadow clone.

This time, the shadow clone protested without waiting for Kanpū to say anything: “Hey, I told you not to go too far! Do you think us shadow clones not want face?”

Kanpū ignored him, and asked directly: “Are you planning to continue to hunt down Sasori? If you are, suck once, if not, twice.”

“Are you listening to me?” The shadow clone was very angry, and then was blown away Kanpū.

After a while, two rivers appeared in a row inside purple-black nebula in Kanpū’s mind again.

‘Huh?’

‘Twice?’

‘Don’t chase?’

‘Then why don’t you disband if you don’t chase after him?’

‘Is there anything else?’

Just as Kanpū let his imagination run wild, he saw the small river appeared in the purple-black nebula once again.

Kanpū was stunned when he saw this, ‘What’s the situation?’

Then, that small river channel disappeared for a while, appeared for a while, disappeared after appearing, and appeared again after disappearing…

‘What the hell are you talking about?!’

Kanpū’s face turned green in anger.

And Tenkū, who is far away in the Land of Birds, also has a green face. Kanpū’s previous two questions made him suck twice, so he subconsciously sucks twice for the third question.

When he came back to his sense, he hurriedly corrected the mistake and suck once more, but he felt that it’s not safe, so he paused and suck again. Then he felt that his main body was so stupid that he couldn’t understand it, he couldn’t help but suck again, and then… then… there is no more.

Boom!

Tenkū suddenly turned into smoke and dissipated.

After Tenkū was disbanded, all the memories and exhaustion of his many days of traveling and half a day fierce battle flooded into Kanpū’s mind.

At this time, Kanpū lay down on the sofa, his eyes dimmed and he passed out.

In a coma, Kanpū re-experienced Tenkū’s memory from the first perspective. It was until the last Tenkū sucked the nebula that Kanpū was suddenly awakened by his mind-boggling manipulation.

As soon as he opened his eyes, he felt a golden light in front of him, which pierced him so hard that he couldn’t open his eyes, and it took him a long time before he could get used to it.

Squinting his eyes, Kanpū found himself lying on the futon in the bedroom, warm sunlight pouring in from the window, falling on the quilt on his body and face.

‘So comfortable.’

Kanpū released a long yawn, then stretched lazily. At this time, his belly suddenly growled.

‘So hungry…’

Kanpū stretched out his hand to cover his belly. At this moment, he felt weak in his limbs, and felt as if he had not eaten for several days.

But then, he remembered what happened when he fell asleep, and he froze for a moment.

‘That’s not right!’

‘I have just received the memory and fatigue of my shadow clone, how can I get better after just a night of sleep?’

An ominous feeling suddenly rose in Kanpū’s heart. He quickly changed his clothes and walked out of the bedroom with weak leg, and then he saw Keiko cleaning the living room.

“Kaa-san.”

Kanpū walked over and asked nervously, “How long have I been asleep?”

“Kanpū, you finally woke up!”

When Keiko heard Kanpū’s voice, she hurriedly ran over to check his body, “Are you okay? Is there something wrong with your body?”

Kanpū shook his head: “I’m fine now, just a little hungry, a little thirsty, a little… No, how long have I slept?”

“You slept for five days!”

Keiko said angrily, “What the hell have you been up to lately to be so tired like this?”

“Five days?”

Kanpū doesn’t believe it. People would die in three days if they didn’t drink water, even for Naruto World, five days without water should still kill him, right?

Kanpū asked his doubts, only to find that the past few days, Keiko took care of him at home, and every half an hour, she would use cotton dipped in water to smear his lips to replenish him with water and even feed him liquid food.

Otherwise…

Kanpū hurriedly thanked her earnestly, and his belly started growling again.

“You must be hungry. Wait a moment, I’ll make you something to eat right now!” Keiko put down the rag in her hand and went into the kitchen to heat the porridge.

Kanpū sat on the sofa and felt a little cold, so he hurriedly poured himself a cup of hot water, and then ran to the backyard to enjoy the sun.

“I didn’t expect to sleep for five days…”

‘No wonder my mind didn’t feel tired.’

‘But…’

‘I haven’t gone to work for five days. I wonder how Dove and the others is doing.’

‘No, I should worry about myself.’

Kanpū was a little panicked, ‘If I am absent from work for five days, would I be sent to the border, or would I be fired directly?’

So irritating.

Kanpū wanted to rush to Hokage Tower immediately, but he remembered that he had slept for five days, so waiting for some more time is fine.

After Keiko finished heating up the porridge, Kanpū held the bowl and leaned against the wall of the backyard, sipping the porridge in the sun, feeling very happy.

When the hot porridge enters his intestines, Kanpū seems to be able to feel that his body organs are scrambling to snatch the nutrition in the porridge, which is very strange.

In the living room, Keiko couldn’t stop working. After heating up the porridge, she started cleaning again. Then, she remembered something and shouted in the direction of the backyard: “By the way, Kanpū, your colleagues came to see you a few days ago.”

‘My colleagues?’

Kanpū was taken aback, and then he realized that it should be Dove and the others.

“What did they say?” Kanpū asked nervously.

“They checked your body and said that you are mentally exhausted and need to recuperate. They have already asked for leave for you, and asked you to report after you recover.” Keiko said.

“Understood.”

Kanpū finally breathed a sigh of relief.

Afterwards, he chatted with Keiko about the daily life while eating slowly. It took him a full half an hour before he left home with a 70% filled stomach.

When he arrived at Hokage Tower, it was already one o’clock in the afternoon.

Kanpū first went to the locker room behind the mission hall to change his clothes, and met Crow.

“Vice-Leader.” Kanpū nodded while greeting.

“Husky, you are here.”

Crow curiously asked, “How are you?”

‘The news spread very quickly.’

Kanpū didn’t worry too much about it, and said with a smile: “I’m alright now, thank you for your concern, vice-leader.”

Crow patted Kanpū’s shoulder, and said earnestly: “Although relying on shadow clone can speed up your training, the fatigue will also add up, not to mention that you have important missions now, so be sure to pay attention next time!”

Kanpū blinked his eyes twice, then praised exaggeratedly: “As expected of vice-leader, you actually guessed at a glance that I was using shadow clone to train!”

“Hahaha, it’s easy to know such a trivial matter, haha, okay, you should go to the data room, Dove and the others have been busy the past few days.” Crow said with a smile.

“I understand.”