Naruto: Konoha’s Kanpu

The Dojutsu of Shisui’s Mangekyo is Kotoamatsukami, which is known as “the strongest Genjutsu”, and can directly invade the opponent’s brain without being noticed, and permanently and completely change the opponent’s will!

With such a terrifying Mangekyo, Shisui asked Kanpū: Do you want to see it?

‘I want fart, I don’t want anything!’

Kanpū almost unable to hold his urge to scream angrily!

After all, what if he is caught by Kotoamatsukami?

The answer is that he doesn’t want to see it… But then, the problem is, under normal circumstances, anyone will be curious about Mangekyo Sharingan, which is said to be above three-tomoe, and want to find out about it. If Kanpū answered that he didn’t want to see it, what would Shisui think?

Because of that, Kanpū can only pretend to be stupid.

“What’s wrong?” Shisui looked at the dazed Kanpū, a little puzzled.

Compared with Kanpū’s rich psychological drama, Shisui’s mind at this time is much simpler. The question just now has no traps, and he simply wants to satisfy Kanpū’s curiosity.

After all, in the entire Shinobi World, only he knows the power of Kotoamatsukami. The rest of the people, even Fugaku and Itachi, do not know yet, so how could he think that Kanpū knows?

Therefore, Shisui can’t guess Kanpū’s rich psychological drama at this moment no matter how smart he is.

“I’m afraid you will cast a Genjutsu on me.” Kanpū held back a long time, and finally muffled the words.

“Sorry.”

Shisui was somewhat sorry, “Back then… Eh? Wait, Kanpū, were you not caught by my Genjutsu?”

Kanpū looked at him strangely and said: “Why do you ask that?”

“If you fall into my Genjutsu, you should not be able to notice that I used Genjutsu on you afterwards.” Shisui looked at him suspiciously.

Kanpū smiled wittily: “Because there is a grass clipped on the scroll.”

Shisui suddenly realized: “So that’s how it is! When I opened the scroll, the grass under the scroll fell off… I didn’t notice it!”

‘Why do you sound so regretful?’

Kanpū snorted angrily, and warned: “Shisui, you must never let me see your Mangekyo in the future.”

Shisui chuckled, and his face turned serious as he said: “Then, the second question!”

“Wait, what second question?” Kanpū hastily interrupted him.

“Aren’t you talking about exchanging secrets with each other?” Shisui asked strangely.

“Oh, hehehe, we can’t keep exchanging.” Kanpū laughed dryly.

“But there is still one thing that needs to be clarified!”

Shisui solemnly said, “According to what you said, since Yondaime Kazekage Rasa killed Pakura, then this matter should be top secret. You haven’t left the village most recently, so how did you know about it and have someone transport the body here?”

“Because I have a friend at Sunagakure’s higher-ups.” Kanpū said with a straight face.

Shisui was dumbfounded: “Really?”

“Our village has already formed an alliance with Sunagakure. Why, am I not allowed to have a few friends from Sunagakure? Shisui, don’t underestimate my ability to make friends!”

Kanpū slapped the table heavily, and said with a sigh, “I’m full, please treat me to this meal, goodbye.”

After saying that, Kanpū immediately fled.

Shisui wry smile shaking ones head.

…

Back home, Kanpū felt that his back was wet, so he hurriedly went to the bathroom and took a bath, then he created Hyōketsu and kept arguing with him. After quarrelling to confirm that he was as good as before, he relaxed.

After destroying the shadow clone, Kanpū walked out of the bathroom and returned to the bedroom to take a nap.

The conversation with Shisui almost exhausted Kanpū’s brain cells. He was too tired, so Kanpū had to replenish his sleep and nourish his vitality.

Kanpū feels dizzy when he wakes up at night.

After the Land of Fire entered winter season, the weather was getting colder every day. When taking a bath Kanpū was too busy quarreling with Hyōketsu, so he didn’t pay attention to the cold. As a result, he accidentally caught a cold.

Fortunately, he is a full-time homestayer now, so he doesn’t have to worry about catching a cold.

The next day.

At noon, the temperature in Konoha dropped again, and even the windows began to freeze. Kanpū huddled in the bed and he estimated that it would snow in half a month at most.

“Finally, it’s Konoha’s Year 48…: Kanpū said and sighed in his heart.

“Big brother, you still didn’t get up either?”

A head popped out from the other end of the futon, and it was none other than Hayate.

“You, you… Why didn’t you go to school?” Kanpū turned pale with shock, ‘Just now, I was talking to myself, I didn’t say something strange, right?

“Big brother, today is Sunday, so there’s no school.” Hayate yawned.

Well, I’ve been stuck in the house for too long that I don’t know what day it is.

Seeing Hayate yawned, Kanpū couldn’t help but released a long yawn.

Hayate saw it, and was dissatisfied. After deliberating for a while, he also released a longer yawn.

At this time, Hoshino knocked on the door: “Are you two slackers getting up yet? Lunch is ready!”

“We’re coming!”

“We’re up.”

After the two brothers got up, they ate the lunch that Hoshino had carefully brought back from the Gekko Tavern, and then prepared to leave home.

“Big brother, I’m going to play with Yugao-chan in the afternoon, how about you?”

When the two brothers changed their shoes at the entrance, Hayate began to sprinkle dog food.

Kanpū sneered when he heard this. He knew that his little brother really wanted to improve his strength very much, so he fought back vigorously: “I will accept the personal guidance from the legendary Yellow Flash and the current Yondaime Hokage, Namikaze Minato-sama.”

Sure enough, after Hayate heard it, he was really envious and jealous, and he grabbed Kanpū’s hand and said pitifully: “Big brother, let’s go together, I will take Yugao-chan to play with you.”

“No thanks.” Kanpū threw off Hayate’s salty pig hands arrogantly, and left in a cool way.

When we arrived at the first training ground, there was no one around. According to his past experience, Minato and the others should not arrive until around four o’clock in the afternoon.

So Kanpū started training alone.

He took out a few kunai from the ninja bag tied to his thigh, and threw it at the wooden stake to warm up.

After a while, Kanpū suddenly noticed two eyes shooting from the depths of the dense forest. When he looked at it subconsciously, he saw a fist magnified in his eyes.

Boom!

Kanpū’s whole body was blown into the air, knocking down several wooden piles along the way before he fell to the ground!

At this moment, Kanpū’s head is painful and numb, his ears are buzzing, and even his consciousness is about to scatter.

“Shizune, this time, you can train your Medical Ninjutsu.” Tsunade clapped his hands and turned to look at Shizune, who came out of the small forest, with a relaxed expression.

Shizune stared at Tsunade dumbfounded: “Tsunade-sama, how can you do this…”

“Didn’t you say that you can’t attack small animals?” Tsunade looked at her strangely.

“But but…”

Shizune looked at Kanpū, who was lying on the ground without moving for a long time, and her whole body was not feeling well.

‘You can’t attack small animals, so you attack your fellow villagers?’

‘What is your logic?!’

Shizune couldn’t shoot out her complain, and hurriedly ran to Kanpū’s side, put her hands on the blackened right eye circle, and then used Healing Technique.

“In such case, it’s better to use Mystical Palm Technique achieve a perfect cure!” Tsunade leaned over, her hands crossed on her chest, looking stalwart.

“But I’m still not proficient in Mystical Palm Technique.”

Shizune said bitterly, then turned her head angrily and said, “Tsunade-sama, he…”

“Don’t worry, I hold back just now.” Tsunade said, “Heal him quickly, otherwise, when he wakes up, he will definitely blackmail us!”

“How is that possible?”

Shizune’s face changed. Because Shizune was involved in Tsunade’s gambling, she didn’t have much money, ‘If the Shinobi on the ground wakes up and asks use for medical expenses…’

Shizune immediately stopped using Healing Technique and used Mystical Palm Technique. A few seconds later, Kanpū’s blackened right eye circle has returned to its original state.

“Let’s go!”

Tsunade yelled, and disappeared with a flicker immediately.

Shizune also did not dare to stay, and hurriedly followed Tsunade away.

A few seconds later, Kanpū opened his eyes groggily.

‘Who am I?’

‘Where am I?’

‘What happened?’

Kanpū climbed up from the ground, recalling the previous scene…

‘Was I punched by someone?’

Kanpū turned pale and hurriedly took out a mirror from the sealing scroll, but he didn’t saw any scar on his face.

Kanpū patted his face, and he indeed didn’t feel much pain.

‘Is it an illusion?’

‘Or did the other party heal me with Medical Ninjutsu after the sneak attack?’

Kanpū feels chills in the back and numbness in the scalp.

At this moment, an Anbu suddenly appeared.

“Gekko Kanpū, Hokage-sama asked for your presence!” The voice is crisp and sweet, and a little familiar, especially the cat mask……

“Wild Cat?” Kanpū looked surprised.

Wild Cat chuckled and said: “That’s right, it’s me. You didn’t expect that it would be me to call you, right?”

Kanpū shrugged: “It seems that you have a good life in Anbu after we left.”

“I know that you quit so that I can stay in Anbu, thank you!”

Wild Cat seriously thanked him, and then said, “But let’s talk about the old days later, Hokage-sama is waiting for you.”

“Where is he?” Kanpū asked strangely, ‘Hadn’t we always gathered here before?’

‘And this time… isn’t it a bit early?’

“Hokage-sama is of course in Hokage Tower, stupid husky!” Wild Cat said jokingly.

Kanpū didn’t want to talk to her and quickly disappeared with Body Flicker Technique.

Arriving at the Hokage Tower, Kanpū came to Hokage’s Office.

In the office, Genma, Raido and Iwashi are all there, and the three people are holding a piece of paper and looking at it.

“Kanpū, this is yours.” Minato smiled and gave a piece of paper to Kanpū.

Kanpū hurriedly walked over to take it, and after glancing at it, his eyes immediately lit up: “Flying Thunder God Technique?”

“It’s Flying Thunder God Technique, but it’s only part of it. If you can master this part, I will teach you the rest.” Minato said.

“Thank you very much, Hokage-sama!”

Kanpū thanked him immediately and looked at the contents above excitedly.

After reading for more than ten minutes, the excitement on Kanpū’s face gradually disappeared.

‘Why can’t I understand it?’

He looked up towards Genma’s group of three and found that their facial expression was similar to himself, so Kanpū was only relieved.

“How is it?” Minato asked with a smile.

Only then did Genma’s group of three’s eyes move away from the paper.

Iwashi then said: “Hokage-sama, it’s too difficult, I can’t understand it at all.”

Raido also said: “Yeah, I wonder if I should go back to the Academy to re-study.”

Genma said: “It’s obviously only part of Flying Thunder God Technique, but the difficulty has surpassed all Ninjutsu I have seen.”

Kanpū: “…I am the same!”