Naruto: Space-Time Lord

Arriving at the hotsprings, there was a small bridge connecting one side with another, under it was a river flowing, it's temperature seemed to be hotther than normal water should be, judging by the water color and the small amount of smoke coming out of it.

On a particular spot, a middle aged man with long, spiky white hair was sitting on the ground with a perverted expression on his face, two red lines flowing down from his eyes, Naruto immediately identified the man as Jiraiya, one of the legendary sannins, also known as the ero-sennin.

''Oy, you, the white haired man with a perverted expression, yes, you!'' Naruto yelled from afar, getting Jiraiya attention.

''I'm not a perverted, boy. I'm just doing research, yes, this is only the great me doing researchs, I'm no pervert!'' Jiraiya stated with a straigth and righteous expression but Naruto next words almost made him faint.

''Tch, you're just using this as excuse to spy on the girls at the bath, in my opinion you're just very perverted'' Naruto said, clickling his tongue.

''KYAAA'' The girls inside the bath screamed before running away, Jiraiya then said with sorrow ''This brat screwed my sp- I mean, my research!''

''See! You just ruined my research, as a serious artist, this what gives me inspiration!'' Jiraiya said with anger to Naruto, the latter just said with a small, unnoticed smile ''You're just a old pervert to me''

Seeming to remembering why he just came, Naruto said ''Anyway, I was going to be trained by a Jounin but because Gramps said that only someone great as a man named Jiraiya could train me, he said that you clearly have long, white hair and a perverted expression, take responsability, you made me lose my teacher!''

Naruto of course said this with a straigth and his expression didn't had shame at all, no one will discover his lie anyway ''Hm? Who's the gramps you're talking about?'' Jiraiya asked with a indifferent expression but as the yellow haired boy in front of him replied, his expression became surprised ''Gramps is of course the Third Hokage''

'So... teacher want me to teach this boy... oh, just by his extremely unusual blond hair and bright blue eyes, I have no doubt this brat is Minato son' Jiraiya thought before answering ''No way! I'm Jiraiya, one of the legendary sannins and also the Great Toad Sage, I won't teach a brat like you!''

''Since you are such a great sage, I will just call you Ero-Sennin, tell me, what can I do for you to teach me?'' Naruto snorted before asking with a meaningful expression.

''Well.... you have to bring me a curvy... yes, very curvy, don't forget, it need to have a big melon, hehehe'' Jiraiya said while imagining a image on his mind..

Naruto expression became even more meaningful as he said ''Oh... you mean like this? S.e.xy No Jutsu!'' a puff of smoke was heard as Naruto figure turned into a young woman with long blond hair...

''OOOOH! That's.... That's art, um... You have potential, boy! I, Jiraiya, the Toad Sage, hereby declares you as my discipline! Now... can you let me to-'' Before the perverted sannin could finish his line, Naruto punched his face ''Your a.s.s, I'm a boy! I don't swing that way, ero-sennin!''

''Eh? I'm straight, you brat! It was just a joke, no need to be serious, damn... my delicated face was ruined!'' Jiraiya complained as his cheeks were slightly swollen, Naruto then smiled ''Say... Ero-Sennin, let's begin the training, pretty please!''

''Tch, I accepted you as disciple but to start our training we need to report this to the Third Hokage, well... let's go'' Jiraiya, the Ero-Sennin, said, it seems that this time because of Naruto se- *cough* tatics, his training will start earlier.

- Hokage Office -

''Gramps, as you said, I got a teacher for myself! He said that he's the Toad Sage but in my opinion he isn't more than a perverted old man!'' Naruto said while complaining about Jiraiya.

''Teacher, this brat said to me that you said to him that Ebisu abilities weren't enough to train him but I'm and he met my great requeriments so I just came to report that we'll be going to another villages to train him'' Jiraiya said in one breath, not wanting to delay his stay at the Hokage Office, seeming impatient to do research.

Hiruzen was going to say that he never said this but saw Naruto meaningful glance and said ''Well, I don't see any problem with this so you have the permission to go''

Jiraiya got surprised and suspicious because his teacher would usually be nagging him with things like 'Hm... Jiraiya, the village needs you to stay in there, I won't tolerate you out anymore' though he say these things, his teacher never stops himself from going out..

With the old Hokage permission, the teacher and student packed their things and stepped out of Konoha gate.