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"Hello, seventh. You looking strong, can you come to my world or summon me to yours and we could have a good fight." Goku muttered as he looked at the phone that had appeared mysteriously

Son Goku was not really a smart person but it didn't mean that he didn't know what a phone was but the phenomenon of it appearing had caught his curiosity and the knowledge of so much more out there had him by the balls.

He was an adventurer, a fighting junky that d.e.s.i.r.ed for continuous improvement but time had flown by and life had become so stagnant. Goku could tell his powers had hardly moved since then and unlike his childhood, he barely grew and it was something off a stressful point even for someone like him.

Listening to Naruto and going through the messages had given him hope to improve and get the fight that he d.e.s.i.r.ed; he didn't care how strong the other side was and only d.e.s.i.r.ed a challenge to aim for once again.

"I didn't think anyone would ask for such a thing but I don't think we can fight at the moment Monkey King and I already analyzed your body, you do not stand any chance against me at the moment. You have great potential, which you seem to be wasting so follow my instructions and we fight once I see something different."

Goku was surprised at the answer, not that Naruto would think he was weak but that he was wasting potential.

"What does that mean? I have been training diligently, everyday."

"You must have been training in a manner that you barely increased the difficulty. You aren't human and have the means to heal instantly so why are you being a p.u.s.s.y. Go and break your body down to the smallest bones.

Do extreme weight training and fight with those weights. Take on dangerous attacks with your body and try to be creative with your use of energy as your attacks are too straightforward.

Increase your speed; it will always be the better choice.

Goku listened to the words carefully and he realized that he hadn't increased the weights for so long, and his training had been really relaxed unlike his childhood.

'I really was too easy going. Was I waiting for someone to tell me what to do?'

"Dad, look I caught a fish"

Goku looked back towards his son and smiled in joy, "Good job, Gohan. Now catch a bigger one."

"Dad, what are you doing?"

"Talking to someone on the phone"

Gohan was dumbstruck, he maybe a child but he knew one thing that his father was not smart. He quickly ran towards home.

"Mom, mom, dad's been possessed by a ghost." Gohan screamed in a worried tone as he got close to the house

Chi Chi ran out hastily with her knife, "What happened?"

"Dad was using a phone"

Chi Chi was shocked and cried tears of joy, "Finally! Don't worry Gohan; your father has just decided to become part of society that is all."

Gohan was pacified by the relieved tone and happiness that was contagious so he nodded and followed along inside.

"Weird kid, I don't who he is taking after." Goku muttered as he contemplated more on the training session planning

"Good news for you all, I have given my slaves the task to work on hologram technology so we can all meet each others. This will take some time but before that I have a skill I can use and I can meet a one person at a time, just give me a few minutes."

Goku couldn't keep the smile from his face as he was so excited now.

"We can meet and fight" Goku didn't really understand the message at all as he didn't know what a hologram was and just thought Naruto could actually meet them now

"What do you mean by slaves?" One for All commented followed by Ruin Princess

"It's a joke; I refer to my subordinates as such sometimes. Don't be so tight and loosen up a little."

"I am done and I will be meeting Monkey King so wait for your turn."

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While Goku was getting excited over the meeting, Issei was sitting along unlike his usual days. He was in the shade of a tree during a break time and was staring at the phone.

'The man has so many beauties in his hands and more seemed to be throwing themselves at him. Even if he is role-player, he is still a harem master. He can at least give me some advice.'

Issei took a breath and typed, he didn't believe that Naruto had just gone to visit Goku as to him all of it was just a delusion.

"Hello Lord Seventh, I am an average human and am honored to be chosen. I haven't come across anything special but I wouldn't mind facing it.

I see from your statements that you are big man with many women. I really look up to you and beg you for advice as I wish to pursue a harem making life." Issei typed while making sure no one was looking at him, he didn't want to get bullied even more

"Haha, Oppai Dragon that request really is appropriate for your name but I am not really the kind of person anyone would ask for such things as to me it just happened naturally. I didn't seduce girls or anything but was on the receiving side as I am the type to get lost in my own world and my goal led my life.

Just follow through with your love and change to accommodate the girls, if your approach is too offensive and be sure if you really care from the depth of your heart. Ask yourself what will you give up for them? Can you die for their sake? How strong is this attraction or is it just l.u.s.t?

Try to talk to them and understand them, love can be cultivated and first sight love isn't real unless it is further backed by more interactions and understanding.

For now just strengthen your body and mind, and go talk to a girl. Don't show frivolous intentions and don't act so loose as it is very vain unless you have a lot of money and power such approach won't work.

Also here a gift from me."

Issei was completely focused on the words more than he had ever been as it was the secret to nirvana and what then followed almost sent him there.

Raw, unfiltered, delicious b.o.o.b.s, which were big and bouncy as he liked them. These were the biggest pair he had ever seen.

Issei licked his lips as he went to the attachments and sent a meme from Komi san has communication problem.

"Noice"

Followed by another one

"I see you are a man of culture"

"Thanks but I don't think you will like what I have to say.

You see those look nice but they are not. Imagine those on a fat lard of flesh with a roundish body."

Issei had opened his heart to this man and made the mistake to read and imagine. It was so horrible that he was gagging and spit out what he had in his mouth.

"You fiend, never have I encountered such corrupt and foul minded perversity. Have you ever considered a career as a demon?"