Naruto's Chat Group

"Hello, little one" Naruto muttered as he saw a child watching him fight Goku in slow motion as he had applied seals on Goku's body while he could control his own completely

Gohan stared at the inhumane being that fought his father as its head turned 180 degrees to stare at him with a smile, which looked really creepy because of the position.

Gohan felt his legs go weak from the site and started crying, which prompted them to stop as Goku got hit in the face with a kick from the distraction.

"Gohan, what happened?" Goku landed safely and moved slowly towards his child while Gohan just ran into his arms

"He was scared from this simple trick. Your kid is untrained and too soft." Naruto commented as his eyes looked at Gohan

"I want to train him but I promised my wife to get him a normal and successful life." Goku replied as he soothed Gohan

"He can earn from fighting or train in his free time and when he is strong enough, just use the clone technique. I know you can do it and I use it all the time."

Goku looked at him and then looked around, "That's a great idea but let's not give people ideas."

"Haha, whipped." Naruto chuckled with a malicious smile as he understood what he meant. If Chi Chi knew about that, then she would force him to do many other things.

Goku didn't respond to the rise and just held Gohan up.

"Gohan, I am sorry if that scared you. Not really used to such innocent kids." Naruto muttered and his voice carried the magnetic pull and calmness

Gohan was shy when around others and just nodded.

"Cute kid but why did you hide the phone. I know you have it."

"He does? Why?"

"Because he has a great potential and affect the world.

Gohan, I know that you don't like to fight. You don't like hurting others but fi you do not fight and become strong, there will be a time when people will hurt your family and you will be able to do nothing.

I can tell that there is a danger to your lives so train with your father or else bad things will happen." Naruto said as he tapped Gohan's forehead. The information would be too much for a normal child to completely grasp but Gohan was a genius and Naruto made sure he understood.

Gohan stared at him intently and Naruto stared back, and Goku also stared. It was a three way but then Goku looked to the side and it had turned into a four way.

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"Well this is something." Ichigo muttered as he went through the chat group, it was filled with things that was just fictional and impossible

'Is this a role play group or is it the truth?

It is really looking to be real and it has those functions.' Ichigo thought as he went through the functions of the app. It had a scan body function and summon Lord Seventh option. Lord Seventh's voice even affected his sisters and caused his father to be serious for a moment

'So am I human or not?

My name here is hybrid, which means combination of two different things. So is my mother an alien or is my father an alien, he really is weird.' Ichigo sat on the chair and tapped the desk with his pen while lost in thoughts as he was in his room

'Should I ask dad or should I summon him?

He did say he was busy so let's go with a scan and ask dad.' Ichigo decided and tapped the scan button. He saw a light shine over him and a notification of the successful scan.

"Please wait" Ichigo heard an automated response while he picked up the phone

"Maybe I can be like superman" Ichigo muttered as he opened the door and saw his little sister staring at him with that gaze

"I was just thinking of Halloween and was thinking of dressing as a zombie version of superman."

"Right, just wanted you to know that dad is calling for you." Karin muttered as walked away while thinking her brother had fallen too far in with the wrong crowd

'My image has been lost.' Ichigo thought with a sigh as he walked downstairs and found Isshin sitting in the kitchen

"Follow me"

Ichigo followed his dad into the clinic and sat down.

"I guess you found out that we are not normal from that guy." Isshin said as he looked at him seriously

"Could you have not taken this the long way like normal people?"

"Ichigo, don't be a bitch. Its life and juts accept that you are an abomination of nature."

"Dad, I demand permission for assault." Ichigo muttered as he took off his slippers and threw them at his face

"Too slow"

"No, you" Ichigo muttered as he kicked him in the balls

"Are you wearing a metal plate?" Ichigo asked as he felt like he had kicked a metal post

"No, this is all natural. Wanna see?"

"No, we can burn it off as it's useless."

"You make daddy real sad, where I went wrong with you. Mikasa look your eldest is bullying me."

"Who the f is that?" Ichigo demanded as he saw Isshin hugging a picture of another woman

"Your mother"

"Are you high?"

"Very"

Ichigo stared at him judgingly and sighed as he put down his deck, "Okay no more games."

"Okay, so tell me who this Lord Seventh is?"

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In the world of cultivators, strength is all that matters and the weak perish every day. Wang Lin had returned to his village safely to the waiting arms of his beloved parents.

He was ridiculed by the people for his failure to join the sect but Wang Lin paid them no heed as he had won life.

A master beyond those beings at the sect and he followed the command, honestly and worked harshly to improve his body.

Days passed by happily as he conversed with his master and his parents, and even though he hadn't learned anything mystical but just the fact that his body seemed stronger was good enough for now.

"Son, are you really okay? You don't to push yourself so much."

"Thank you father but I am really happy now. More than anything, this training helps me feel complete." Wang Lin replied as he sat on the ground sweating a water fall

His father was overjoyed as he saw the genuine smile without any shadows of worry and it warmed his old heart.

"That's good; just don't hurt your body."

"I won't" Wang Lin replied with a smile as he felt happy seeing the worry fade from his parents

'Soon I can make my parents proud and lead them to a better life.'

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"Kurama, do you want your own account?"

"Nah, I like messing around like this. It's fun when people get confused."

"Even though you are just a chakra construct, you have become too foxy for your own good. You might even start asking, what does the fox say to complete the package."

"And you have become SM addict, do you want me to order you a package."

"Touché, I will give up on that but what's up with these kids. They have too much free time on their hands or what.

How did this go from a discussion about dragons to giving me advice not to cheat on my wives?" Naruto just shook his head while holding back his laughter

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In every chat group, there are creatures known as lurkers. These fiends slither in the shadows watching and listening while never taking part.

One of these beings was known as Usopp, he was one of the members of the Straw-hat Pirates. He was holding the phone and watching the conversation while being unable to take part as he was not the real owner of the device.

It had appeared during a fight and Luffy had knocked it into Usopp so Usopp knew how to use it but nothing more.

'We can get help from these guys and it's annoying but Luffy will have to use it.' Usopp thought and decide to walk towards his Captain that was sleeping on the deck of Going merry

"Luffy, catch" Usopp threw the phone at him and Luffy caught it

"What?" Luffy was dazed as he just woke from a short nap and was given outside knowledge just like that

"Oww, what was that?" Usopp demanded as he held his abdomen

"For almost giving me brain damage"

"But I thought you didn't have one."

"I will count till 3"

Usopp backed off

"3"

"Cheater" Usopp screamed as he was thrown off the ship while Luffy chuckled at his exaggerated response

"Should I actually take part in this?

Why did he actually send it to me, when I am not supposed to interfere?" A being of great power muttered as she looked at the device

"Because you are alone"

"I thought you were busy"

"I am but I can also be in many places at the same time."

"So you wish to pass time with me."

"Why not and you can still interfere with other worlds, which are out of your jurisdiction."

"I will see if I can do that but do you really dare to keep death as company."

"Why not, will you take my soul?"

"I certainly can but the time is not yet over."

"I am glad about that but I would certainly be entertained, if we could go down memory lane. What say you?"

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A.N Hope you enjoyed. I am happy that people like it and hopefully i won't disappoint.

I don't want to argue the power levels and wish people will just enjoy it but i will explain a little bit.

Goku will be strong and will represent Naruto most of the time until he is free. He will be strong and fight in naruto's place when going to help others when Naruto is not available.

Naruto is light speed:

The technique used by Mabui that makes an object move at speed of light was used on tsunade and she survived with minor injuries while Naruto is vastly more powerful, meaning he can travel at speed of light easily without a scratch.

Madara used sage art, which means it has its natural properties. Light fang means a laser that moves at light speed and Naruto dodged it from a few centimeters and kicked Madara.

Now let go to Db light speed. there is no technique that is called speed of light until super.

Do not use the anime as real proof as it contains filler and isn't the original source.

The only skills that is light speed is solar flare and nobody has dodged it. This why i call dbz not having goo balance with speed and power.

Even in cell saga, the fighters got caught in solar flare. If you are even twice as fast as light, how can light hit u. Do you even understand the difference between the speeds.

So let's not get into this topic and enjoy as i want to avoid it becoming too annoying.