Number One Player of Time and Space

"Because my family runs a dojo, and I was forced to learn kendo by my father since I was a child." The girl with side ponytail smiled helplessly, and subconsciously fiddled with the strap of the sword bag with her slightly rough fingertips, "Uncle, you are a master of kendo, right? ? Although you didn't hold a weapon, I can feel that your momentum when you took action is a bit like what my father said about the combination of man and sword..."

Luo Jie coughed awkwardly and changed the topic.

I know nothing about the "unity of man and sword", it's just the effect of the title of a swordsman madman.

The subway arrived at the station again. The ponytail girl bowed to Luo Jie again and hurriedly got off the train. She ran onto the platform and seemed to remember what she had forgotten. She turned around and shouted loudly to Luo Jie in the car, but her voice was completely blocked by the noisy people. .

I could only vaguely hear the vague words "dojo, guest".

Luo Jie waved politely out the window, not taking this little thing to heart at all.

…

Ten minutes later, Luo Jie walked out of the subway station and walked all the way to the gate of a school.

Looking at the eight golden characters "Private Shenghua Women's College" on the plaque at the school gate, Luo Jie raised his eyebrows slightly, walked over and rang the doorbell of the guard room.

"It's class time now, who are you looking for?"

There was a female voice on the intercom. Just by hearing this voice, Luo Jie could imagine a heroic man with a height and waist of eight feet.

"I'm here to apply. I made an appointment with Principal Huang Liuhua online before."

"I know, wait."

There was silence across the intercom.

Luo Jie was not in a hurry and stood patiently in the shadow of the gate, recalling all the information about this private Shenghua Women's College.

This school comes from the animation of the same name. It roughly tells the story of an uncle who is in a mid-life crisis. In order to pay off his debts, he applied for a life guidance teacher. He accidentally found an area that he was good at, thus rebuilding his confidence and finding his life goals. An inspirational story.

Well, it’s really inspiring.

Luo Jie accidentally discovered the recruitment notice of this school while browsing a local forum yesterday.

As mentioned before, he has no moral obsession. As long as he can achieve his goal, he doesn't mind doing things that don't violate his bottom line.

What's more, teaching and educating people, preaching and solving doubts is a very sacred thing in itself. serious face

Of course, in addition to solving the current debt crisis, Luo Jie's choice to apply for a job at the private Shenghua Women's College actually had another purpose.

In the world of Contract Kiss, disasters are a secret that only a few upper-class people in Belon City know, and the private Shenghua Women's College happens to be the largest aristocratic girls' school in Belon City. Compared with other institutions where they work, they have fewer contacts. The likelihood of disaster information is also higher.

Just as Luo Jie was simulating possible interview questions in his mind, a middle-aged man with graying sideburns and a somewhat fat figure also stopped at the gate of the private Shenghua Women's College.

The other party was stunned for a moment when he saw Luo Jie, and nodded and bowed subconsciously, looking like a reserved and weak good old man.

Huh? Is this the unknown uncle who meets the protagonist of the plot?

Of course, calling him the protagonist's uncle is just because this uncle is the protagonist of the upper division of Seihua Women's Academy.

But in the context of the main world of Kiss of Contract, only Osamu Ogata, a soft-boiled boy, is the true son of the plane with the aura of the protagonist. Other protagonists who enter the world will be automatically downgraded to ordinary and will not be affected by the will of the big world. Take care of.

"Uncle, are you here to apply for a job too?" Although Luo Jie was almost certain that he had not mistakenly admitted the wrong person, he still confirmed it out of habit.

"Uh, yes, I was laid off just recently, and I just happened to see the recruitment notice here." Uncle Anonymous was sincere and had no intention of treating Luo Jie as a competitor. He scratched his head and said with a smile: "Maybe we will be colleagues in the future. Don’t call me uncle, I feel old all of a sudden.”

"No, you can't mess with your seniority." Luo Jie quickly refused. He had no intention of joining the circle of uncles. "I'm only 28. Uncle, you must be over forty, right?"

"I'm 42, and my daughter is 14 years old."

"Uncle, you really have a strong crotch..."

"Where, where..."

Just as the two of them were standing at the door talking to each other, the small iron door next to the door suddenly opened.

"I have confirmed with the principal that two people will apply for the job today. Since you are all here, let's go in together... Go straight along the road. The one on the top floor of the teaching building is the principal's office."

"Thank you."

After entering the door, Luo Jie curiously glanced into the guard's room. Unfortunately, there was a reflective sunshade film on the window, so he was unable to see the true appearance of the strong woman.

Along the tree-lined road surrounded by cherry blossom trees, Luo Jie and the unknown uncle walked into the teaching building with bright and clean windows. The sound of a girl reading could be faintly heard in the spacious corridor. His whole soul seemed to be purified and purified at this moment. sublimation.

"I think back then, I also..."

Uncle Anonymous was moved by the scene. He seemed to be about to express his feelings, but was suddenly interrupted by Luo Jisha's scenery.

"Uncle, do you want to go to the bathroom together?"

"Ah, oh...well, I'm definitely a little nervous."

Although the private Seonghwa Girls' College is a girls' school, not all faculty and staff are female, so there is a small bathroom exclusively for men on each floor.

Luo Jie deliberately walked behind Uncle Anonymous, placed the "Cleaning in Progress" warning sign at the door of the bathroom, and then inserted the door latch.

But Uncle Anonymous was completely unaware of what happened behind him, and still chatted with Luo Jie familiarly.

"Daredevil, we really hit it off right away. After this application is over, we must find an izakaya to enjoy..."

Before he finished speaking, Uncle Anonymous felt a cold knife pressed against his lower back.

Luo Jie's tone suddenly became as emotionless as a machine.

"Take off your pants and put them on yourself."

…

Fifteen minutes later.

The anonymous uncle walked out of the bathroom tremblingly, holding on to the wall, sweating, and looked at Luo Jie with eyes full of fear and incomprehension.

"Don't be nervous, I don't have any weird hobbies." Luo Jie put his hand on Uncle Anonymous's shoulder like a best friend, UU Reading www.uｕｕｎshu.net showed a friendly smile, "There is no surveillance in the bathroom, so even if you put what you just said I won’t admit it even if it’s revealed... Do you understand what I mean?”

Uncle Anonymous broke into a cold sweat and nodded in understanding.

He no longer wanted to think about that hellish quarter of an hour, he just wanted to escape from the madman in front of him as soon as possible.

It was even more impossible to call the police. Even if the police came, they would not be able to convict such strange things.

"No, I don't think you understand. I'll bring some gifts to my uncle's house some other day. I'll take a look at Mrs. Ling and the lovely niece Li Hua by the way?"

"No, no, no, I understand that nothing happened just now. It took me so long because I got lost on campus."

Luo Jie nodded happily, the sage's time really helped improve his understanding.

"Okay, uncle, you are now out of vulgar taste and your spiritual realm has been sublimated. You can apply for the job. Come on!"