Offering Salted Fish To Master

The friend A turned a blind eye and walked toward her.

Liao Tingyan followed him and smelled the scent of lemon honey mint tea. She suddenly felt a little thirsty. She was eager to drink a refreshing drink because of the sun. 

The friend approached her and asked, “Want to eat barbecue?”

When Liao Tingyan heard that voice, she figured out that he was the friend who gave her the flower that night!

Liao Tingyan: “…I don’t want to eat barbecue. I want to drink lemon honey mint tea. Did you just drink it? I can smell it,” she expressed her friendliness very desperately.

The friend A was silent for a moment, took her by the wrist, and pulled her to a door, “Then let’s go and drink that tea.”

Liao Tingyan: “?” Wait?

The attendants opened the door for them with a smile, and the old butler waiting behind the door said to the strong friend A, “Your Royal Highness, have you finished your election?”

Her friend A teased her with restraint and impatiently, “That’s her.”

Liao Tingyan: “…” Wait, Your Royal Highness? Was he the prince?

Shocking strong A was an O.

Liao Tingyan couldn’t help but turn her head in horror to look at the A’s who were beaten in the room. Were they fake A? She looked back at Prince Sima Jiao who was taller than herself. No, there might be a fake O here.

She drank lemon honey mint tea with the prince. When His Royal Highness drank this tea, his face was full of disgust, “What is this taste? What kind of taste do you like?” 

Liao Tingyan was sent back home again, and the old housekeeper kindly told her that as long as the match between her and His Royal Highness reached more than 60%, she would be the princess.

That night, she received news that she and His Royal Highness matched 100%.

Liao Tingyan’s sentimental and gentle mother fainted on the spot.

Liao Tingyan: …Shocked my mother.

This match not only shocked the Liao family, but also shocked the whole country. The royal family had not had such a high degree of matching in 300 years. The high degree of matching meant that the two of them were very suitable. As long as they met, it was the type of love at first sight, love for three lives.

Liao Tingyan: “…” Ah, is it? Was there any situation in which the sky thunder shook the ground with the irritable prince?

She rushed to think about the two encounters with His Royal Highness Sima Jiao, and then realized that the first time she asked about the smell of barbecue and the second time she smelled the lemon, honey and mint tea, it was his pheromone. No, whose pheromone changes?

Seeing for the third time, Liao Tingyan smelled the pheromone of His Royal Highness, it was butter cookies. Maybe because they met at afternoon tea time, she was not hungry or thirsty at the moment. She just wanted to eat small cookies that was why she smelled that.

She didn’t know whether it was her own problem or Sima Jiao’s problem, or maybe they both had problems, just like she couldn’t smell other O pheromones.

Sima Jiao was sitting opposite her and was approving a pile of government documents. The paper screamed under his pen, as if it was about to be cut.

“What do you want to eat?” He didn’t lift his head, as if asking casually.

Liao Tingyan answered from the heart, “Butter cookies.”

Is that the taste today? Sima Jiao stopped writing, “Why do you just want to eat that?”

He still ordered small cookies for her, which were really delicious. She ate all afternoon and took a nap when she was full.

Liao Tingyan was very curious about what her pheromone smelt like for Sima Jiao. Later when they got married and went to Y-2 for their honeymoon, Sima Jiao answered her question, “The wind.”

Did the wind have a smell?

He sat at the window holding her in his arms, looking at the vast starry sky outside, “Tonight’s wind is scented with flowers.”

It was a very romantic answer. The romantic words made him sound not like himself.

Then Liao Tingyan said, “Tonight you are spicy crayfish.”

Sima Jiao: “…”

He ordered blankly, “Bring spicy crayfish for the princess.”

When the crayfish was sent over. Sima Jiao pointed to the pot of fragrant crayfish, “Do you seen this pot of crayfish?”

Liao Tingyan: “I see it!”

Sima Jiao: “I won’t give it to you.”

Liao Tingyan: “…” Were we really 100% matched? Did the machine give wrong results?

Then Liao Tingyan couldn’t concentrate when she was in bed, she was drooling. Sima Jiao almost suspected that he was a giant spicy crayfish. He sat up with his black face and clothes on, “Go eat your meal!”

In the end, the prince on the edge of the explosion still sat with her and ate two pots of crayfish before calming down.

Liao Tingyan felt that when she was with His Royal Highness, she was not like an A, but more like an O. To be honest, she felt that there could not be an O that was more A than His Royal Highness in this world, even an A that was more A than him.

Not only did she think so, but in the palace, everyone seemed to treat His Royal Highness as A. It was often seen at banquets that A people subconsciously gathered near the leader, His Royal Highness, and were willing to obey the powerful prince from the heart. A group of gentle O ladies naturally talked to Liao Tingyan about their parents’ shortcomings.

When the prince came with a black face and took her away from the group of O, everyone reacted…

Ah, yes, shouldn’t we, O, be with the prince?

The O, who were gentle and liked to take care of others, glanced at the black-faced prince and thought: I dare not, I am afraid.

Liao Tingyan went home to visit her family, her mother held her hand worriedly, “My child, you have been married to the prince for a long time. You are not pregnant yet, what can you do?”

Liao Tingyan: “…”

Liao Tingyan: “…Mom, I am A, I can’t get pregnant.”

Her mother suddenly returned to her senses, “Yes! You are an A!”

Back at the palace, Liao Tingyan held a plate of beef jerky and said to Sima Jiao, “Should we have an heir?”

Sima Jiao frowned impatiently dealing with government affairs, “Are you in a hurry to get pregnant?”

Liao Tingyan: “…” Well, even the prince himself was not conscious.

She ate two pieces of beef jerky. His Royal Highness finally reacted. He looked at her and his face turned black. Sitting in the revolving chair, she kicked his legs, holding the beef jerky and crunching three meters away from him.

Liao Tingyan: “Chew, chew.”

Sima Jiao called the research institute, “Now, immediately, develop an artificial womb!”

Research Institute: “Your Royal Highness, this doesn’t comply with Article 321 of our laws and regulations, and we are a research institute. Regardless of this, you should find the Institute of Biosciences…”

“beep–“

He called the Legislative Institute, “I want to amend the law and change Article 321!”

Legislative Institute: “Huh? Your Royal Highness, this is not in line with the process…”

Later, no one knew that the ruler who changed countless laws and had a dictator’s life, he showed the beginning of dictatorship only because he did not want to have children.

Many years later, a reporter had the honor to interview the royal family, and the only queen in the dictatorial emperor’s life was invited to speak.

“Excuse me, all your children were born through an artificial womb. How do you feel?”

Liao Tingyan: “Thanks for the invitation, I feel good.”

“Thanks to his majesty for letting people develop an artificial womb, even A can give birth.”

“Then can I ask, what exactly was the smell of the emperor’s pheromone? This problem has plagued the public for many years.”

Liao Tingyan: “No matter how, when and where, it’s my favorite scent.”

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Id-nim:

Liao Tingyan and Sima Jiao are fated. Well, it was a fun read. XD

They are both weird though…they fit each other…. that’s my conclusion.