Offering Salted Fish To Master

Originally, Liao Tingyan just wanted to make a joke with Sima Jiao, but who knew that he had smashed herself all at once. Since this guy listened to her joke, he thought she was an otter demon.

If you really want to say, what kind of ghost is the Otter Monster? How could he accept this unheard of monsters so naturally?

Not only did he accept it, but he liked it very much. He often wanted her to become a ‘prototype’. Liao Tingyan ignored him and couldn’t condone him anymore. She is a big boss now, and no big boss can talk so easily.

Liao Tingyan: "Let me tell you, if you rua my stomach again, I will turn you into a little chicken."

She thought about it and owed something, "Or become a snake, your prototype is a snake, you know?"

Sima Jiao had already known through a'reasonable' speculation that he might have been a powerful snake monster in his previous life. He held Liao Tingyan’s cheek to forbid her to sleep, and said, "You can make me a snake, but you also have to become a snake. Otter."

What kind of obsession is this man even if he turns into a snake and licks an otter? This majesty can't hide his preferences like Master Zu, so in fact, the former Sima Jiao, in my heart, like her to become an otter?

Sure enough, I like it very much. Liao Tingyan remembered that at that time he loved to put himself on him everywhere.

Unexpectedly, when Master looked at a tyrant's cool face, he would love to lure the otter?

His previous attitude towards snakes and snakes might be because snakes and snakes have no hair, right? Right?

In the mountains and streams on the back of the summer palace, a snake with thick thighs and an otter with shiny fur often appeared in the past few days. The otter was lying on the snake and looked very spiritual.

...

Nanyan Hou finally collected a few strange people and strangers, and they paid a lot of money, wanting them to assassinate Liao Guifei and the little majesty who suddenly appeared. Of course, the best thing is to kill Sima Jiao altogether.

In order to cover these people, Nan Yanhou sacrificed a lot of his subordinates. In the beginning, the two groups of assassins were used to make Sima Jiao put his guard down and divert his attention. The last group of talents were his killers. With the help of the previous two groups of people, they mingled with the guards of the Summer Palace. These strange men and strangers would'disguise' and quietly replaced the few humble servants in the Summer Palace.

A few people stepped on it, and learned that your majesty and concubine would take a nap in the mountains and streams in the afternoon, and at this time there were no palace servants around them, which was the best opportunity to start. The guards of the back mountain are loose inside and outside, as long as they can break through the outer line of defense, they will naturally kill the dog emperor and noble concubine inside.

These are worthy of Nanyan Hou spent half of his net worth, and successfully broke through the defense and came to the mountain stream.

"What's the matter, why aren't people here?" A sharp-throated man looked at this mountain stream and asked in confusion.

"This creek is immersed in hip flasks. It should be right here." The man with the most calm and vigilant gaze pointed to the up and down wine bottles in the creek and said, "Maybe they went upstream or downstream. There is not much time. Let's find them separately. !"

A man with slender eyes, long eyebrows and silent words has been silent and swiftly looking forward along the mountain stream, while the other is slightly fat, with his eyes slicked around, and suddenly points to the pond under a cluster of hanging Chlorophytum flowers. "Look, that's a black snake! There is such a thick black snake in the mountains!"

"Okay, when is this? You still care about black snakes and white snakes. It's important to quickly find and kill the dog emperor and his concubine!" The calm man glanced at the unreasonable big snake in the stream. Look away.

After the four people searched separately, the black snake under the bluegrass flower raised its head and spit out a snake letter in the direction where they left, then dropped its head again and continued to entangled in the water.

An otter lay on the snake, lifted the bluegrass that was used to cover the sun, looked in the direction where the people disappeared, scratched the beard on the face, and suddenly uttered: "Why is there another assassin? The four assassins are a bit different."

They seem to have touched the edge of a little bit of practice, but it is not a serious way, and there is no formal practice, but they have mastered a little more powerful than ordinary people. It may be that they have encountered some kind of romance.

She finished pretentiously, feeling that it was almost time for her to make her debut, stood up and stroked the moist hair on her belly: "Let you see my abilities today."

A snake's tail dragged her back and rolled it up.

Sima Jiao, who has turned into a black snake, said, "Don't worry, the waiters outside will soon find that something is wrong. Come and arrest them. Why are you running around in such a big sun."

Liao Tingyan was caught in his tail, thinking, why are you so proficient with your tail? After all, you weren't a real snake before? ! Did you enter the setting so quickly?

When she first turned her Majesty into a snake, out of personal preference, she added a red pattern to him. As a result, this Majesty refused to say that the goose is a black snake. Why does he have a pattern? The pattern was removed, and Liao Tingyan laughed so badly.

She grabbed the scales of the snake with her claws, "I want you to see how good I am now."

Poorly there is no such thing as a powerful opponent, so that she is now a dignified boss of the Demon Realm, and she has to deal with a few small thieves to show herself, it is like using a dragon knife to chop ants and use an intercontinental missile to shoot flies.

Sima Jiao: "Don't toss, I only need to know that you are great."

Liao Tingyan lay back, "I feel a little aggrieved."

Sima Jiao: "Huh?" He answered casually.

Liao Tingyan put her hands on her abdomen and said, "Before you were always protecting me. Whatever dangers or enemies you encounter, you will be like this--" She stretched out a paw and swayed it, "Swipe it to solve it."

In short, she really wanted to pretend to be forced in front of your majesty. She is so good, why didn't she have a chance to pretend? Is this force value for fun?

Feeling the depression in her, Sima Jiao raised his head, "Turn me back."

The two of them changed back to humans, Sima Jiao straightened her hair smoothly, then took her to sit down, took a bottle of wine from the water and took a sip, "Well, wait, they will look for it later. You will come back when there is no one. You can do whatever you want."

He did this to make the beauty laugh and put himself here as bait.

Liao Tingyan: "...I feel that you said in your heart that I was naive."

Sima Jiao took a sip of his wine, glanced at her with a smile, and said manly: "No--"

"They are here!"

The four of them found them, and they hadn't started to say the necessary words for the villain, such as "Today you are going to be killed by the sword". At the same time, they felt a pain in their brains and fell to the ground, and they didn't know the personnel.

Liao Tingyan retracted the hand that snapped his fingers, put his back behind him, glanced at Sima Jiao sideways, and asked with restraint: "How?"

Sima Jiao put down his hip flask and patted his palms flatly, "Not bad."

Liao Tingyan sat back next to him, "I feel like there is no sense of accomplishment and unhappy."

Sima Jiao: "It may be because you didn't kill them."

Liao Tingyan: "I caught it, don't you ask about the mastermind behind it?" Generally, the plots of plotting TV dramas have to be acted like this. Later, she will be able to show off the questioning skills of the fantasy world, although it is not the same as before Sima Jiao. Truth BUFF is great, but it is no problem for ordinary people.

Sima Jiao: "I still need to ask about such a simple matter?"

Liao Tingyan: "Do you know who it is?"

Sima Jiao: "Nanyan Hou."

Nanyanhou? Is this man bullying my majesty? Very good, you have offended the demon lord of the demon domain.

Liao Tingyan waved her hand and asked the four people to open their eyes and stand up. She looked at the four people with a cold expression, her pupils moved slightly, and her tone was a little ethereal and cold suddenly: "Go back and deal with Nanyanhou."

The four suddenly woke up and looked nothing unusual from before. However, when they looked at Liao Tingyan at this time, their eyes were full of awe and piety, and they knelt down without hesitation: "Yes, the devil!"

Then the four of them turned and left without hesitation.

Liao Tingyan turned around and saw Sima Jiao looking at himself.

"what happened?"

Sima Jiao smiled suddenly, raised his head and took another sip of wine, before saying: "You used to talk and do things that made me feel very familiar, but just now you look like...I don't seem to have seen it."

He laughed and put the warmth of his palms on the side of Liao Tingyan's neck, "It makes me a little strange."

Liao Tingyan suddenly lost her smile. She turned her face slightly, avoiding Sima Jiao’s hand, and looked at the pot of wine he put down, "You have been away from me for seventeen years, and I will never It's changed." Just like him, he didn't like to drink before, but now, he often drinks.

Sima Jiao took her back by the back of her neck and pulled her back, pressing her head against her chest, "Why be angry? Because I said it was strange?"

"As long as you stay by my side, all the strangers now will become familiar in the future." He lowered his head, his lips pressed against Liao Tingyan's auricle, his posture was very affectionate, and he continued in a low voice: "And you have been I look for familiarity in me, and I want me to find familiarity in you, repeating similar scenes in the past, won’t I be tired?”

Liao Tingyan: "..."

She felt like her fingers were scalded, and she felt a little trembling and painful. She did not expect that he would suddenly pierce this point, pierce her secret thoughts.

Sima Jiao was always like this. He always didn't care about anything and didn't pay attention to it, but in fact he understood everything in his heart and knew everything.

This was the case before, and it is also the case now.

Seventeen years, this is not a short time, at least not for her. She reunited after a long absence, he was like seeing him for the first time, she was not good at love, only the one he knew best. Whether it was a summer mountain stream or an otter, she remembered it during this long period of time. He didn't remember it, so she reproduced it.

Liao Tingyan stood up in silence and walked into the stream. She transformed herself into an ordinary fish and got into the group of small fish with the big thumb. She doesn't want to talk to Sima Jiao now.

Sima Jiao stretched out his long hair and walked into the water. He bent over to look at the little fishes, thinking about something, and reached down to catch the fish. The little fish disappeared when he stretched out his fingers. Sima Jiao didn't care and continued to catch fish there, as if he must catch the Liao Tingyan who was hiding with him.

He turned around in the mountain stream, suddenly holding a handful of water, folded his palms and walked on the shore, smiling in his palms and said: "Okay, don't be angry, let's go back first."

When he walked to the shore, he was splashed with a piece of water behind him. Liao Tingyan appeared behind him, splashing water at him sternly, "You admit the wrong fish!" What look in this man's eyes?

Sima Jiao turned his head as expected and let go of his hand. There was only a handful of water in his palm, no fish. He spread his legs and sat on the big rock on the shore, smiling at her with his chin, it was very bad.

He did it on purpose, he was deceiving her.

Liao Tingyan stared at him for a moment, then lay back in the water and turned into a fish again. This time she really didn't want to care about this guy.

Sima Jiao walked back into the water and stretched out his hand to catch fish in the water. Those little fish still wandered away with a brain, only one, as if dead, floated rigidly in the water, motionless. Sima Jiao suppressed the smile in his throat, held the fish up with both hands, and deliberately asked: "You didn't admit your mistake this time."

The stiff fish in his hand turned over and turned towards him: "Bah—"

Sima Jiao laughed and took her back.

In fact, he remembered a lot of things, but there was no her, and it was not a pleasant mood.

"If you are not what you are now."

"If you are not'Liao Tingyan'."

"I will like you too."

"Do you believe it or not?"

The fish vomited a bubble: "...why?"

Sima Jiao: "For nothing."

Liao Tingyan: "It's so mysterious."

Sima Jiao: "Void and apology."

Liao Tingyan: "..." What does the idiom at the beginning of the word snake come from? Femme-hearted? But the pronunciation of "snake" in Xu and Wei Snake is the same as "shift," right?

Sima Jiao: "Hahahahaha!"

Liao Tingyan's face turned dark, shit, why should I suddenly play idiom solitaire with him? !